History Quotes / Max0r

->On the leftern side of the political spectrum, we have the Automaton Front: an enemy focusing on ranged tactics, heavy armor in [[{{understatement}} slight excess]][[note]][[SarcasmMode This is fine. I love The Creek]][[/note]], and an extremely high amount of explosive ordinance. (''[=Max0r=] gets sent flying by an exploding Tank'') Tohohohoho, I'm out here guys, later! If that sounds a little bit intimidating, then don't worry![[note]]The Ministry of Truth mandates you don't worry![[/note]] (''[=Max0r=] is being chased by a horde of Berserkers'') I haven't even gotten to the horde of angry chainsaws yet. [[Manga/ChainsawMan Chainsaw Man]] reference goes in the video here. But talking about the Automaton Front is never complete without talking about... the fucking Creek [[note]]MALEVELON CREEK[[/note]], or as it is known by our honored veterans, Space Vietnam.

->On the leftern side of the political spectrum, we have the Automaton Front: an enemy focusing on ranged tactics, heavy armor in [[{{understatement}} slight excess]][[note]][[SarcasmMode This is fine. I love The Creek]][[/note]], and an extremely high amount of explosive ordinance. (''[=Max0r=] gets sent flying by an exploding Tank'') Tohohohoho, I'm out here guys, later! If that sounds a little bit intimidating, then don't worry![[note]]The Ministry of Truth mandates you don't worry![[/note]] I haven't even gotten to the horde of angry chainsaws yet. [[Manga/ChainsawMan Chainsaw Man]] reference goes in the video here. But talking about the Automaton Front is never complete without talking about... the fucking Creek [[note]]MALEVELON CREEK[[/note]], or as it is known by our honored veterans, Space Vietnam.

-> "''Control'' is a game where the impossible is made [[{{Series/Mythbusters}} plausible.]] Where the [[WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom going gets ghost]], and where 90% of all battles are fought using stone-based blunt force trauma. In this game you play as [[RunningGag Traffic Control]] (Jesse Faden), who is given supernatural abilities by her {{Tulpa}} (Polaris) and the unnaturally Finnish "[[AlmightyJanitor janitor]]" (Ahti) as she undergoes the most complex and deadly job application known to man. As the new director for the [[SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute Not]] [[Website/SCPFoundation SCP Foundation]], you're given the job of researching and containing supernatural kitchen appliances with minimal or no government oversight, and what appears to be [[KlingonPromotion Praetorian guard succession law]]. You assume this mantle to fight [[EldritchAbomination The Hiss]], a red-tinted malevolent force of death, to stop them from breaching the ''WestenAnimation/HazbinHotel'' dimension. And much like any problem, this can be solved with a gun. But stronger than any gun is our protagonist's extreme knack for hurling rocks at literal breakneck velocity. And in the process of destroying her enemy, conducts more stoning than [[UsefulNotes/SaudiArabia Saudi Arabia]]. Here at the federal government, our exorcisms are performed with extreme prejudice. ''Control'' is one of the best action shooters that I have played in years, and to explain why, we're going hog wild. So don't take this as legitimate consumer advice, because [[TakeThat I am as qualified and intelligent as an]] [[Creator/ElectronicArts EA]] [[ThereAreNoGoodExecutives executive]]. Instead, I ask you to join me in untangling the thrilling combat, the stellar visuals, the unusual plot, and a save system more malformed than [[RoyalInbreeding Charles II]]."

-> "''Control'' is a game where the impossible is made [[{{Series/Mythbusters}} plausible.]] Where the [[WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom going gets ghost]], and where 90% of all battles are fought using stone-based blunt force trauma. In this game you play as [[RunningGag Traffic Control]] (Jesse Faden), who is given supernatural abilities by her {{Tulpa}} (Polaris) and the unnaturally Finnish "[[AlmightyJanitor janitor]]" (Ahti) as she undergoes the most complex and deadly job application known to man. As the new director for the [[SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute Not]] [[Website/SCPFoundation SCP Foundation]], you're given the job of researching and containing supernatural kitchen appliances with minimal or no government oversight, and what appears to be [[KlingonPromotion Praetorian guard succession law]]. You assume this mantle to fight [[EldritchAbomination The Hiss]], a red-tinted malevolent force of death, to stop them from breaching the [[WebAnimation/HazbinHotel Hazbin Hotel]] [[{{Hell}} dimension]]. And much like any problem, this can be solved with a gun. But stronger than any gun is our protagonist's extreme knack for hurling rocks at literal breakneck velocity. And in the process of destroying her enemy, conducts more stoning than [[UsefulNotes/SaudiArabia Saudi Arabia]]. Here at the federal government, our exorcisms are performed with extreme prejudice. ''Control'' is one of the best action shooters that I have played in years, and to explain why, we're going hog wild. So don't take this as legitimate consumer advice, because [[TakeThat I am as qualified and intelligent as an]] [[Creator/ElectronicArts EA]] [[ThereAreNoGoodExecutives executive]]. Instead, I ask you to join me in untangling the thrilling combat, the stellar visuals, the unusual plot, and a save system more malformed than [[RoyalInbreeding Charles II]]."

->''[[SincerityMode I am genuinely serious]] [[EpilepticFlashingLights about the epilepsy warning.]]''

-->'''[=Max0r=]''' introduces us to [[WorldGoneMad the world of Cruely Squad]]

->On the leftern side of the political spectrum, we have the Automaton Front: an enemy focusing on ranged tactics, heavy armor in [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement slight excess]][[note]][[SarcasmMode This is fine. I love The Creek]][[/note]], and an extremely high amount of explosive ordinance. (''[=Max0r=] gets sent flying by an exploding Tank'') Tohohohoho, I'm out here guys, later! If that sounds a little bit intimidating, then don't worry![[note]]The Ministry of Truth mandates you don't worry![[/note]] I haven't even gotten to the horde of angry chainsaws yet. [[Manga/ChainsawMan Chainsaw Man]] reference goes in the video here. But talking about the Automaton Front is never complete without talking about... the fucking Creek [[note]]MALEVELON CREEK[[/note]], or as it is known by our honored veterans, Space Vietnam.

->On the leftern side of the political spectrum, we have the Automaton Front: an enemy focusing on ranged tactics, heavy armor in [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement slight excess]][[note]][[SarcasmMode This is fine. I love The Creek]][[/note]], and an extremely high amount of explosive ordinance. (''[=Max0r=] gets sent flying by an exploding Tank") Tohohohoho, I'm out here guys, later! If that sounds a little bit intimidating, then don't worry![[note]]The Ministry of Truth mandates you don't worry![[/note]] I haven't even gotten to the horde of angry chainsaws yet. [[Manga/ChainsawMan Chainsaw Man]] reference goes in the video here. But talking about the Automaton Front is never complete without talking about... the fucking Creek [[note]]MALEVELON CREEK[[/note]], or as it is known by our honored veterans, Space Vietnam.

->On the leftern side of the political spectrum, we have the Automaton Front: an enemy focusing on ranged tactics, heavy armor in slight excess[[note]][[SarcasmMode This is fine. I love The Creek]][[/note]], and an extremely high amount of explosive ordinance. (''[=Max0r=] gets sent flying by an exploding Tank") Tohohohoho, I'm out here guys, later! If that sounds a little bit intimidating, then don't worry![[note]]The Ministry of Truth mandates you don't worry![[/note]] I haven't even gotten to the horde of angry chainsaws yet. [[Manga/ChainsawMan Chainsaw Man]] reference goes in the video here. But talking about the Automaton Front is never complete without talking about... the fucking Creek [[note]]MALEVELON CREEK[[/note]], or as it is known by our honored veterans, Space Vietnam.

->[[note]]I am in Hell. Help[[/note]]The first thing you'll notice upon entering the SES Judge of Judgment... is the incredibly stupid name. And yes, you are able to name it other things using the... ''VideoGame/Wizard101'' naming scheme. Things like the Pride of Pride, Star of the Stars, [[RuleOfThree Patriot of Patriotism]], and my personal favorite, [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy the Founding Father of Family Values]]. Because this game has a lot of violence and movies. (clip of the intro movie of the dad screaming "[[BigNo Nooo]]!")[[note]][family guy hummer cutaway plays in the background][[/note]] [completely normal Super Earth laughter] Oh ho ho. Here you see me depicted as the Soy Wojak. The second thing you'll notice as you enter the bridge is the [[ForeverWar ongoing war]] and that we are... fucking losing the galactic war.[[note]][[SarcasmMode I fucking love Malevelon Creek]][[/note]] Which is why we need to suit up with exactly three of our friends[[note]]'''[=Max0r=]:''' Literally just me; '''[=TheRealZeeMaster=]:''' wants to bomb the third world; '''[=ChesterTheChest=]:''' wants to bomb the first world; '''Choop God:''' bombed the second world[[/note]] and choose which planet is in vital need of the democratic process. If you don't have any friends,[[note]]Strap me to a missile and fire it at Erata Prime. Brought to you by the Committee for Strapping Yourself to a Missile and Firing it at Erata Prime[[/note]] then, uh, I hope you can speak good Mandarin :) ([=Max0r=] gets shoved by a player yelling at him in Chinese) I think I did something to make him mad.