History Quotes / KindheartedSimpleton

->''"What a night, everybody! But before I go, I want to tell you a little story; A story about a gal who [[DitzyGenius ran the higher functions of a little satellite in a synchronous orbit]]. [[SmarterThanYouLook A gal that everyone thought was]] [[TheDitz perhaps a little slow, a little naïve, a little simple]], But let me tell you something about that girl. [[TheCutie She's got Spirit, she has guts!]] [[NiceGuy And most of all, she had a huge heart.]] That gal was on her journey and when her luggage ended up on another planet, that gal picked herself up, dusted herself off and wore the same outfit 2 days in a row; [[AndThatLittleGirlWasMe That plucky little gal is... ''me!''''']]
-->-- '''Gypsy''' , ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E22TheDayTheEarthFroze The Day The Earth Froze]]

->''"What a night, everybody! But before I go, I want to tell you a little story; A story about a gal who [[DitzyGenius ran the higher functions of a little satellite in a synchronous orbit]]. [[SmarterThanYouLook A gal that everyone thought was]] [[TheDitz perhaps a little slow, a little naïve, a little simple]], But let me tell you something about that girl. [[TheCutie She's got Spirit, she has '''guts!''']] [[NiceGuy And most of all, she had a huge heart.]] That gal was on her journey and when her luggage ended up on another planet, that gal picked herself up, dusted herself off and wore the same outfit 2 days in a row; [[AndThatLittleGirlWasMe That plucky little gal is... ''me!''''']]

->''"What a night, everybody! But before I go, I want to tell you a little story; A story about a gal who [[DitzyGenius ran the higher functions of a little satellite in a synchronous orbit]]. [[SmarterThanYouLook A gal that everyone thought was]] [[TheDitz perhaps a little slow, a little naïve, a little simple]], But let me tell you something about that girl. [[TheCutie She's got Spirit, she has '''guts!''']] [[NiceGuy And most of all, she had a huge heart.]] That gal was on her journey and when her luggage ended up on another planet, that gal picked herself up, dusted herself off and wore the same outfit 2 days in a row; That plucky little gal is... ''me!'''''

->''"What a night, everybody! But before I go, I want to tell you a little story; A story about a gal who [[DitzyGenius ran the higher functions of a little satellite in a synchronous orbit]]. [[SmarterThanYouLook A gal that everyone thought was]] [[TheDitz perhaps a little slow, a little naïve, a little simple]], But let me tell you something about that girl. She's got Spirit, she has '''guts!''' [[NiceGuy And most of all, she had a huge heart.]] That gal was on her journey and when her luggage ended up on another planet, that gal picked herself up, dusted herself off and wore the same outfit 2 days in a row; That plucky little gal is... ''me!'''''

->''"Nay, Sancho,"'' said Don Quixote, ''"the fool knows nothing, either in his own house or in anybody else's, for no wise structure of any sort can stand on a foundation of folly; but let us say no more about it, Sancho, for if thou governest badly, thine will be the fault and mine the shame; but I comfort myself with having done my duty in advising thee as earnestly and as wisely as I could; and thus I am released from my obligations and my promise. God guide thee, Sancho, and govern thee in thy government, and deliver me from the misgiving I have that thou wilt turn the whole island upside down, a thing I might easily prevent by explaining to the duke what thou art and telling him that all that fat little person of thine is nothing else but a sack full of proverbs and sauciness."''
->''"Senor,"'' said Sancho, ''"if your worship thinks I'm not fit for this government, I give it up on the spot; for the mere black of the nail of my soul is dearer to me than my whole body; and I can live just as well, simple Sancho, on bread and onions, as governor, on partridges and capons; and what's more, while we're asleep we're all equal, great and small, rich and poor. But if your worship looks into it, you will see it was your worship alone that put me on to this business of governing; for I know no more about the government of islands than a buzzard; and if there's any reason to think that because of my being a governor the devil will get hold of me, I'd rather go Sancho to heaven than governor to hell."''
-> ''"By God, Sancho,"'' said Don Quixote, ''"for those last words thou hast uttered alone, I consider thou deservest to be governor of a thousand islands. Thou hast good natural instincts, without which no knowledge is worth anything; commend thyself to God, and try not to swerve in the pursuit of thy main object; I mean, always make it thy aim and fixed purpose to do right in all matters that come before thee, for heaven always helps good intentions;"''
-->-- Literature/DonQuixote, Second Part, Chapter XLIII

->''"That boy may be as dumb as a brick... but '''DEAR LORD''' HE'S A LOVABLE BRICK."''

->"Nay, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "the fool knows nothing, either in his own house or in anybody else's, for no wise structure of any sort can stand on a foundation of folly; but let us say no more about it, Sancho, for if thou governest badly, thine will be the fault and mine the shame; but I comfort myself with having done my duty in advising thee as earnestly and as wisely as I could; and thus I am released from my obligations and my promise. God guide thee, Sancho, and govern thee in thy government, and deliver me from the misgiving I have that thou wilt turn the whole island upside down, a thing I might easily prevent by explaining to the duke what thou art and telling him that all that fat little person of thine is nothing else but a sack full of proverbs and sauciness."
->"Senor," said Sancho, "if your worship thinks I'm not fit for this government, I give it up on the spot; for the mere black of the nail of my soul is dearer to me than my whole body; and I can live just as well, simple Sancho, on bread and onions, as governor, on partridges and capons; and what's more, while we're asleep we're all equal, great and small, rich and poor. But if your worship looks into it, you will see it was your worship alone that put me on to this business of governing; for I know no more about the government of islands than a buzzard; and if there's any reason to think that because of my being a governor the devil will get hold of me, I'd rather go Sancho to heaven than governor to hell."
-> "By God, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "for those last words thou hast uttered alone, I consider thou deservest to be governor of a thousand islands. Thou hast good natural instincts, without which no knowledge is worth anything; commend thyself to God, and try not to swerve in the pursuit of thy main object; I mean, always make it thy aim and fixed purpose to do right in all matters that come before thee, for heaven always helps good intentions; and now let us go to dinner, for I think my lord and lady are waiting for us."

-->-- DonQuixote, Second Part, Chapter XLIII

->''"I may be the mayor of Simpleton, but I know one thing and that's I love you."