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-->-- '''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''', "Pranks-a-Lot"
"[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E20SpongeBobMeetsTheStranglerPranksALot Pranks-a-Lot]]"
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->'''Feferi:'''
-->God.\\
Will you just clam up for once in your life?\\
Always carping and carping and carping!\\
You go completely overboard with your emotions, always looking to reel in drama wherever you can.\\
I am up to my gills in it! I just can't salmon the strength anemonemore.
->'''Eridan:'''
-->i cannot\\
BELIEVE\\
you are doin the fish pun thing while youre breakin up with me\\
real nice\\
whoops i mean REEL nice
--->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
-->God.\\
Will you just clam up for once in your life?\\
Always carping and carping and carping!\\
You go completely overboard with your emotions, always looking to reel in drama wherever you can.\\
I am up to my gills in it! I just can't salmon the strength anemonemore.
->'''Eridan:'''
-->i cannot\\
BELIEVE\\
you are doin the fish pun thing while youre breakin up with me\\
real nice\\
whoops i mean REEL nice
--->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
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->'''Fiona:''' And what of my groom-to-be, Lord Farquaad, what's he like?
->'''Shrek:''' Well, let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in ''short'' supply. ''(laughs)''
->'''Donkey:''' Oh, no, Shrek. There are those who think ''little'' of him. ''(both laugh)''
->'''Fiona:''' Stop it! Stop it, both of you! You know, you're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.\\
'''Shrek:''' Yeah. Well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the ''measuring'' when you see him tomorrow.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
!!Live-Action TV
->"Bernie Sandwiches: a name everyone can get behind because he's not a member of the old boys' ''club.'' He fights the rich guys on behalf of the ''po'boys.'' Someone with a trusting ''open face'' and will surely win Florida by appealing to ''Cubans'' and... uh, this is a French dip, so, uh... he is ''au jus--ish'' candidate. Plus, he has a long history of supporting the ''LGBLT'' community. Sure, the Democratic establishment may have a ''beef'' with him now, because he's been ''reuben'' them the wrong way and I know it may sound ''hoagie,'' and he doesn't have it all ''wrapped up'' yet, but in times like these, his supporters believe we need a ''hero.''"
-->-- '''[[Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert Stephen Colbert]]''' after Chris Hayes flubs "Bernie Sanders." For bonus points, he produces a corresponding sandwich with each pun.
!!Theatre
->'''Shrek:''' Well, let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in ''short'' supply. ''(laughs)''
->'''Donkey:''' Oh, no, Shrek. There are those who think ''little'' of him. ''(both laugh)''
->'''Fiona:''' Stop it! Stop it, both of you! You know, you're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.\\
'''Shrek:''' Yeah. Well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the ''measuring'' when you see him tomorrow.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
!!Live-Action TV
->"Bernie Sandwiches: a name everyone can get behind because he's not a member of the old boys' ''club.'' He fights the rich guys on behalf of the ''po'boys.'' Someone with a trusting ''open face'' and will surely win Florida by appealing to ''Cubans'' and... uh, this is a French dip, so, uh... he is ''au jus--ish'' candidate. Plus, he has a long history of supporting the ''LGBLT'' community. Sure, the Democratic establishment may have a ''beef'' with him now, because he's been ''reuben'' them the wrong way and I know it may sound ''hoagie,'' and he doesn't have it all ''wrapped up'' yet, but in times like these, his supporters believe we need a ''hero.''"
-->-- '''[[Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert Stephen Colbert]]''' after Chris Hayes flubs "Bernie Sanders." For bonus points, he produces a corresponding sandwich with each pun.
!!Theatre
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-->--'''Zazu''', "The Morning Report", ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing''
->'''Fiona:''' And what of my groom-to-be, Lord Farquaad, what's he like?
->'''Shrek:''' Well, let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in ''short'' supply. ''(laughs)''
->'''Donkey:''' Oh, no, Shrek. There are those who think ''little'' of him. ''(both laugh)''
->'''Fiona:''' Stop it! Stop it, both of you! You know, you're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.\\
'''Shrek:''' Yeah. Well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the ''measuring'' when you see him tomorrow.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
!!Live-Action TV
->"Bernie Sandwiches: a name everyone can get behind because he's not a member of the old boys' ''club.'' He fights the rich guys on behalf of the ''po'boys.'' Someone with a trusting ''open face'' and will surely win Florida by appealing to ''Cubans'' and... uh, this is a French dip, so, uh... he is ''au jus--ish'' candidate. Plus, he has a long history of supporting the ''LGBLT'' community. Sure, the Democratic establishment may have a ''beef'' with him now, because he's been ''reuben'' them the wrong way and I know it may sound ''hoagie,'' and he doesn't have it all ''wrapped up'' yet, but in times like these, his supporters believe we need a ''hero.''"
-->-- '''[[Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert Stephen Colbert]]''' after Chris Hayes flubs "Bernie Sanders." For bonus points, he produces a corresponding sandwich with each pun.
->'''Fiona:''' And what of my groom-to-be, Lord Farquaad, what's he like?
->'''Shrek:''' Well, let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in ''short'' supply. ''(laughs)''
->'''Donkey:''' Oh, no, Shrek. There are those who think ''little'' of him. ''(both laugh)''
->'''Fiona:''' Stop it! Stop it, both of you! You know, you're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.\\
'''Shrek:''' Yeah. Well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the ''measuring'' when you see him tomorrow.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
!!Live-Action TV
->"Bernie Sandwiches: a name everyone can get behind because he's not a member of the old boys' ''club.'' He fights the rich guys on behalf of the ''po'boys.'' Someone with a trusting ''open face'' and will surely win Florida by appealing to ''Cubans'' and... uh, this is a French dip, so, uh... he is ''au jus--ish'' candidate. Plus, he has a long history of supporting the ''LGBLT'' community. Sure, the Democratic establishment may have a ''beef'' with him now, because he's been ''reuben'' them the wrong way and I know it may sound ''hoagie,'' and he doesn't have it all ''wrapped up'' yet, but in times like these, his supporters believe we need a ''hero.''"
-->-- '''[[Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert Stephen Colbert]]''' after Chris Hayes flubs "Bernie Sanders." For bonus points, he produces a corresponding sandwich with each pun.
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-->--'''Zazu''', "The Morning Report", ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing''
->'''Fiona:''' And what of my groom-to-be, Lord Farquaad, what's he like?
->'''Shrek:''' Well, let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in ''short'' supply. ''(laughs)''
->'''Donkey:''' Oh, no, Shrek. There are those who think ''little'' of him. ''(both laugh)''
->'''Fiona:''' Stop it! Stop it, both of you! You know, you're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.\\
'''Shrek:''' Yeah. Well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the ''measuring'' when you see him tomorrow.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
!!Live-Action TV
->"Bernie Sandwiches: a name everyone can get behind because he's not a member of the old boys' ''club.'' He fights the rich guys on behalf of the ''po'boys.'' Someone with a trusting ''open face'' and will surely win Florida by appealing to ''Cubans'' and... uh, this is a French dip, so, uh... he is ''au jus--ish'' candidate. Plus, he has a long history of supporting the ''LGBLT'' community. Sure, the Democratic establishment may have a ''beef'' with him now, because he's been ''reuben'' them the wrong way and I know it may sound ''hoagie,'' and he doesn't have it all ''wrapped up'' yet, but in times like these, his supporters believe we need a ''hero.''"
-->-- '''[[Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert Stephen Colbert]]''' after Chris Hayes flubs "Bernie Sanders." For bonus points, he produces a corresponding sandwich with each pun.
''Theatre/TheLionKing''
->'''Fiona:''' And what of my groom-to-be, Lord Farquaad, what's he like?
->'''Shrek:''' Well, let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in ''short'' supply. ''(laughs)''
->'''Donkey:''' Oh, no, Shrek. There are those who think ''little'' of him. ''(both laugh)''
->'''Fiona:''' Stop it! Stop it, both of you! You know, you're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.\\
'''Shrek:''' Yeah. Well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the ''measuring'' when you see him tomorrow.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
!!Live-Action TV
->"Bernie Sandwiches: a name everyone can get behind because he's not a member of the old boys' ''club.'' He fights the rich guys on behalf of the ''po'boys.'' Someone with a trusting ''open face'' and will surely win Florida by appealing to ''Cubans'' and... uh, this is a French dip, so, uh... he is ''au jus--ish'' candidate. Plus, he has a long history of supporting the ''LGBLT'' community. Sure, the Democratic establishment may have a ''beef'' with him now, because he's been ''reuben'' them the wrong way and I know it may sound ''hoagie,'' and he doesn't have it all ''wrapped up'' yet, but in times like these, his supporters believe we need a ''hero.''"
-->-- '''[[Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert Stephen Colbert]]''' after Chris Hayes flubs "Bernie Sanders." For bonus points, he produces a corresponding sandwich with each pun.
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!!Web Animation
->''To YAGOO it may concern,''\\\
It has come to my attention that there is a knead for steed. Clearly the Sanallites have voiced their desire for horses. It saddles me that I am unable to provide for their demands alone. Thus we have worked hard on breading a horse proposal. To facilitate stable growth of Hololive and COVER Corp., please consider birthing our beautiful Neighbula.\\\
We will not be horsed around\\
Sou Desu Neigh\\\
Sanallites and Sana Tsukumo.
-->--[[WebAnimation/{{Hololive}} Tsukumo Sana's]] letter to YAGOO in '''[[https://youtu.be/Fln9XkzqcqI GIVE US OUR NEIGHBULA YAGOO]]'''
->''To YAGOO it may concern,''\\\
It has come to my attention that there is a knead for steed. Clearly the Sanallites have voiced their desire for horses. It saddles me that I am unable to provide for their demands alone. Thus we have worked hard on breading a horse proposal. To facilitate stable growth of Hololive and COVER Corp., please consider birthing our beautiful Neighbula.\\\
We will not be horsed around\\
Sou Desu Neigh\\\
Sanallites and Sana Tsukumo.
-->--[[WebAnimation/{{Hololive}} Tsukumo Sana's]] letter to YAGOO in '''[[https://youtu.be/Fln9XkzqcqI GIVE US OUR NEIGHBULA YAGOO]]'''
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->''Little tippy-tap kitty catalyst, now we have a list\\
And we’ll guess what every habit is\\
Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\\
You’ll be categorically catatonic\\
At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands''
-->-- '''Ad Infinitum''', ''Music/TheStupendium as [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} Spamton G Spamton]]''
And we’ll guess what every habit is\\
Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\\
You’ll be categorically catatonic\\
At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands''
-->-- '''Ad Infinitum''', ''Music/TheStupendium as [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} Spamton G Spamton]]''
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->'''Fiona:''' And what of my groom-to-be, [[TheNapoleon Lord Farquaad]], Farquaad, what's he like?
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->'''Fiona:''' Stop it! Stop it, both of you! You know, you're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.
->'''Shrek:''' Yeah. Well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the ''[[AirQuotes measuring]]'' when you see him tomorrow.
->'''Shrek:''' Yeah. Well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the ''[[AirQuotes measuring]]'' when you see him tomorrow.
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->'''Fiona:''' Stop it! Stop it, both of you! You know, you're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.
->'''Shrek:'''Farquaad.\\
'''Shrek:''' Yeah. Well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the''[[AirQuotes measuring]]'' ''measuring'' when you see him tomorrow.
->'''Shrek:'''
'''Shrek:''' Yeah. Well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the
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'''Cody Jones:''' [[GotMeDoingIt I like the mowmentum you got going on there]]. ''(4)''\\
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'''Cody Jones:''' [[GotMeDoingIt I like the mowmentum you got going on there]].there. ''(4)''\\
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'''Coby Cotton:''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers My name is]] is [[WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales Weedy Gonzalez]]. ''(12)''\\
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'''The Doctor:''' Oh, forget the [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal poultry puns, Petherbridge]]!Petherbridge!
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!!Audio Plays
->'''The Doctor:''' All these plans, these events. You're getting your ducks in row! Even though some haven't hatched, and others are sitting in a pecourt orange sauce.\\
'''Petherbridge:''' Oh? Accusing me of ''"fowl"'' play, Doctor? But you're the one whose goose has been cooked!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, forget the [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal poultry puns, Petherbridge]]!
-->-- ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho169TheWrongDoctors The Wrong Doctors]]"
->'''The Doctor:''' All these plans, these events. You're getting your ducks in row! Even though some haven't hatched, and others are sitting in a pecourt orange sauce.\\
'''Petherbridge:''' Oh? Accusing me of ''"fowl"'' play, Doctor? But you're the one whose goose has been cooked!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, forget the [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal poultry puns, Petherbridge]]!
-->-- ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho169TheWrongDoctors The Wrong Doctors]]"
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-->--'''Sonic,''' ''ComicBook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog'', ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogArchieComics'', "What's the Point?"
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-> ''Excuse me, reader, but [[InvokedTrope we will now pause to use all the bad tree puns and get them over with!]] I don't want to go out on a ''limb,'' but I ''would'' like to get to the ''root'' of Sally's problem! I'd be a ''sap'' if I decided to ''leaf!'' As ''forest'' that's concerned, I'll try to ''cedar'' thing through ''fir'' sure! If ''knot,'' I'll be ''pine''-ing and ''weeping!'' I'd much rather take a ''bough!'' ''Oak-k?'' Cool! Now you can continue our adventure without having to read any more of those! Let's go...
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-> ''Excuse me, reader, but [[InvokedTrope we will now pause to use all the bad tree puns and get them over with!]] I don't want to go out on a ''limb,'' but I ''would'' like to get to the ''root'' of Sally's problem! I'd be a ''sap'' if I decided to ''leaf!'' As ''forest'' that's concerned, I'll try to ''cedar'' thing through ''fir'' sure! If ''knot,'' I'll be ''pine''-ing and ''weeping!'' I'd much rather take a ''bough!'' ''Oak-k?'' Cool! Now you can continue our adventure without having to read any more of those! Let's go...''
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!!Comic Books
-> ''Excuse me, reader, but [[InvokedTrope we will now pause to use all the bad tree puns and get them over with!]] I don't want to go out on a ''limb,'' but I ''would'' like to get to the ''root'' of Sally's problem! I'd be a ''sap'' if I decided to ''leaf!'' As ''forest'' that's concerned, I'll try to ''cedar'' thing through ''fir'' sure! If ''knot,'' I'll be ''pine''-ing and ''weeping!'' I'd much rather take a ''bough!'' ''Oak-k?'' Cool! Now you can continue our adventure without having to read any more of those! Let's go...
-->--'''Sonic,''' ''ComicBook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog'', "What's the Point?"
-> ''Excuse me, reader, but [[InvokedTrope we will now pause to use all the bad tree puns and get them over with!]] I don't want to go out on a ''limb,'' but I ''would'' like to get to the ''root'' of Sally's problem! I'd be a ''sap'' if I decided to ''leaf!'' As ''forest'' that's concerned, I'll try to ''cedar'' thing through ''fir'' sure! If ''knot,'' I'll be ''pine''-ing and ''weeping!'' I'd much rather take a ''bough!'' ''Oak-k?'' Cool! Now you can continue our adventure without having to read any more of those! Let's go...
-->--'''Sonic,''' ''ComicBook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog'', "What's the Point?"
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->Trying to ''Film/{{Duel}}'' with me, Creator/{{Alfred|Hitchcock}}? You must be ''Film/{{Psycho}}''\\
I'll bring back ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' and take a bite off your ''Film/{{Lifeboat}}''\\
I'm ''Film/{{Always}}'' so on top of my game, I get the ''Film/{{Vertigo}}''\\
My jet is in ''Film/TheTerminal'', waiting for me to ''Film/{{Murder}}'' ya!
-->-- '''Creator/StevenSpielberg''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''
I'll bring back ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' and take a bite off your ''Film/{{Lifeboat}}''\\
I'm ''Film/{{Always}}'' so on top of my game, I get the ''Film/{{Vertigo}}''\\
My jet is in ''Film/TheTerminal'', waiting for me to ''Film/{{Murder}}'' ya!
-->-- '''Creator/StevenSpielberg''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''
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Far too many beetles are auite quite frankly in the dung.\\
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->'''Zazu''': Chimps are going ape, giraffes remain above it all\\all,\\
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Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the bank\\bank,\\
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!!Anime
->'''Sperm General:''' Heads up! The time's ''come'' to ''pound this out''! Some of you guys couldn't ''hold on''. Pathetic! Those ''squirts'' have been ''discharged prematurely''! But you ''came'' through. You ''came quick, hard, in and out, over and over, strong''! But we're not finished yet! Now, we must ''thrust forward''! Stay on top of each other! Give a hand when needed and let's bring this thing to a ''climax''!\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' Hey. How's your journal entry ''diddling'' going?\\
'''Portschach:''' It's ''wet''.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #2:''' I get it. ''Rub out'' a few thoughts before walking ''hard'' and fast into death.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #3:''' This is ''stimulating'', you know. Going so ''deep'' into an operation like this.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #4:''' You know what I heard? No one's ever ''pulled out'' successfully before.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' It's true. Ask that old bastard. He's been around the block before.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #4:''' Apparently, he ''rode out'' the 4th Bartholin campaign and hasn't been the same since. Well, Gramps, you think we'll be able to ''squeeze one off''?\\
'''Gramps:''' Need lube.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' ''Come'' again?\\
'''Gramps:''' Vas deferens. That's how you know.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' What? Your ''oral'' skills ''blow'', old man.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #4:''' Give him a minute. He starts off slow, that's all.\\
'''Gramps:''' Beware the name General Scotty! We can't let him win! He must go down!\\
'''Sperm General:''' It's time, ''seamen''! Get off! [the Sperm Soldiers leave the boat and some of them get killed] Stay strong! ''Incoming''! Get on top of that mound! ''Fire your lode'' at will! Let's ''cream'' 'em, boys! [the soldiers run.]
-->--''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt'', "Pulp Addiction"
!!Films -- Animated
->'''Jafar:''' Don't ''toy'' with me! ''(turns Abu into a wind-up CymbalBangingMonkey)''\\
'''Aladdin:''' Abu!\\
'''Jafar:''' Things are ''unraveling'' fast now, boy! ''(unravels Carpet into a pile of thread;)'' Get the ''point''? ''(drops a bunch of daggers in front of Aladdin)'' I'm just getting ''warmed'' up! ''(creates a RingOfFire around Aladdin)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}''
->'''Zazu''': Chimps are going ape, giraffes remain above it all\\
Elephants remember, though just what I can't recall.\\
Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the bank\\
Showed interest in my nest egg, but I quickly said no thanks!\\
We haven't paid the hornbills, and the vultures have a hunch\\
Not everyone invited will be coming back from lunch!\\
\\
The buffalo have got a beef about this season's grass,\\
Warthogs have been thwarted in attempts to save their gas.\\
Flamingoes in the pink and chasing secretary birds,\\
Saffron is this season's color, seen in all the herds.\\
Moving down the rank and file fo near the bottom rung,\\
Far too many beetles are auite frankly in the dung\\
-->--'''Zazu''', "The Morning Report", ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing''
->'''Fiona:''' And what of my groom-to-be, [[TheNapoleon Lord Farquaad]], what's he like?
->'''Shrek:''' Well, let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in ''short'' supply. ''(laughs)''
->'''Donkey:''' Oh, no, Shrek. There are those who think ''little'' of him. ''(both laugh)''
->'''Fiona:''' Stop it! Stop it, both of you! You know, you're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.
->'''Shrek:''' Yeah. Well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the ''[[AirQuotes measuring]]'' when you see him tomorrow.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
!!Live-Action TV
->"Bernie Sandwiches: a name everyone can get behind because he's not a member of the old boys' ''club.'' He fights the rich guys on behalf of the ''po'boys.'' Someone with a trusting ''open face'' and will surely win Florida by appealing to ''Cubans'' and... uh, this is a French dip, so, uh... he is ''au jus--ish'' candidate. Plus, he has a long history of supporting the ''LGBLT'' community. Sure, the Democratic establishment may have a ''beef'' with him now, because he's been ''reuben'' them the wrong way and I know it may sound ''hoagie,'' and he doesn't have it all ''wrapped up'' yet, but in times like these, his supporters believe we need a ''hero.''"
-->-- '''[[Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert Stephen Colbert]]''' after Chris Hayes flubs "Bernie Sanders." For bonus points, he produces a corresponding sandwich with each pun.
!!Video Games
->Oh boy, here come the puns (and they're all terrible)!
-->'''Notte (who is notte having with any of this)''', ''VideoGame/DragaliaLost''
->'''Sperm General:''' Heads up! The time's ''come'' to ''pound this out''! Some of you guys couldn't ''hold on''. Pathetic! Those ''squirts'' have been ''discharged prematurely''! But you ''came'' through. You ''came quick, hard, in and out, over and over, strong''! But we're not finished yet! Now, we must ''thrust forward''! Stay on top of each other! Give a hand when needed and let's bring this thing to a ''climax''!\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' Hey. How's your journal entry ''diddling'' going?\\
'''Portschach:''' It's ''wet''.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #2:''' I get it. ''Rub out'' a few thoughts before walking ''hard'' and fast into death.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #3:''' This is ''stimulating'', you know. Going so ''deep'' into an operation like this.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #4:''' You know what I heard? No one's ever ''pulled out'' successfully before.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' It's true. Ask that old bastard. He's been around the block before.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #4:''' Apparently, he ''rode out'' the 4th Bartholin campaign and hasn't been the same since. Well, Gramps, you think we'll be able to ''squeeze one off''?\\
'''Gramps:''' Need lube.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' ''Come'' again?\\
'''Gramps:''' Vas deferens. That's how you know.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' What? Your ''oral'' skills ''blow'', old man.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #4:''' Give him a minute. He starts off slow, that's all.\\
'''Gramps:''' Beware the name General Scotty! We can't let him win! He must go down!\\
'''Sperm General:''' It's time, ''seamen''! Get off! [the Sperm Soldiers leave the boat and some of them get killed] Stay strong! ''Incoming''! Get on top of that mound! ''Fire your lode'' at will! Let's ''cream'' 'em, boys! [the soldiers run.]
-->--''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt'', "Pulp Addiction"
!!Films -- Animated
->'''Jafar:''' Don't ''toy'' with me! ''(turns Abu into a wind-up CymbalBangingMonkey)''\\
'''Aladdin:''' Abu!\\
'''Jafar:''' Things are ''unraveling'' fast now, boy! ''(unravels Carpet into a pile of thread;)'' Get the ''point''? ''(drops a bunch of daggers in front of Aladdin)'' I'm just getting ''warmed'' up! ''(creates a RingOfFire around Aladdin)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}''
->'''Zazu''': Chimps are going ape, giraffes remain above it all\\
Elephants remember, though just what I can't recall.\\
Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the bank\\
Showed interest in my nest egg, but I quickly said no thanks!\\
We haven't paid the hornbills, and the vultures have a hunch\\
Not everyone invited will be coming back from lunch!\\
\\
The buffalo have got a beef about this season's grass,\\
Warthogs have been thwarted in attempts to save their gas.\\
Flamingoes in the pink and chasing secretary birds,\\
Saffron is this season's color, seen in all the herds.\\
Moving down the rank and file fo near the bottom rung,\\
Far too many beetles are auite frankly in the dung\\
-->--'''Zazu''', "The Morning Report", ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing''
->'''Fiona:''' And what of my groom-to-be, [[TheNapoleon Lord Farquaad]], what's he like?
->'''Shrek:''' Well, let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in ''short'' supply. ''(laughs)''
->'''Donkey:''' Oh, no, Shrek. There are those who think ''little'' of him. ''(both laugh)''
->'''Fiona:''' Stop it! Stop it, both of you! You know, you're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.
->'''Shrek:''' Yeah. Well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the ''[[AirQuotes measuring]]'' when you see him tomorrow.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
!!Live-Action TV
->"Bernie Sandwiches: a name everyone can get behind because he's not a member of the old boys' ''club.'' He fights the rich guys on behalf of the ''po'boys.'' Someone with a trusting ''open face'' and will surely win Florida by appealing to ''Cubans'' and... uh, this is a French dip, so, uh... he is ''au jus--ish'' candidate. Plus, he has a long history of supporting the ''LGBLT'' community. Sure, the Democratic establishment may have a ''beef'' with him now, because he's been ''reuben'' them the wrong way and I know it may sound ''hoagie,'' and he doesn't have it all ''wrapped up'' yet, but in times like these, his supporters believe we need a ''hero.''"
-->-- '''[[Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert Stephen Colbert]]''' after Chris Hayes flubs "Bernie Sanders." For bonus points, he produces a corresponding sandwich with each pun.
!!Video Games
->Oh boy, here come the puns (and they're all terrible)!
-->'''Notte (who is notte having with any of this)''', ''VideoGame/DragaliaLost''
Changed line(s) 3 (click to see context) from:
->''"This guy’s toast!"''
to:
->''"This guy’s guy's toast!"''
->Prior nerfs were in response to feedback that Druids of the Claw were... overbearing... at Tier 3. They stopped mauling structures as badly, but their role became fuzzy with the preeminence of Mountain Giants. This is a small change -- Night Elf has been doing well at a high level lately -- but is intended to sweeten the honey pot when you decide to feed these beasts.
-->-- '''Developer comments on balance changes to the Druid of the Claw (a Night Elf who turns into a bear),''' ''Videogame/WarcraftIII''
!!Webcomics
->'''Pinkie Pie:''' Haha! "Canterlot", "Mare in the Moon"... this is going to be PUN-tastic!\\
'''Rainbow Dash:''' Joy.
-->-- ''Webcomic/FriendshipIsDragons'', "[[http://friendshipisdragons.thecomicseries.com/comics/5 Quest Text]]"
!!Web Videos
->'''Host:''' Well, gentlemen, I have these words of wisdom for you... better not pro'''grass'''tinate!\\
''(Mow Puns: 1)''\\
'''Host:''' Sir '''Lawns'''alot. ''(2)'' '''Mow''' Marian ''(3)''\\
'''Cody Jones:''' [[GotMeDoingIt I like the mowmentum you got going on there]]. ''(4)''\\
'''Host:''' Alright, Mr. Mow-It-All, ''(5)'' and you are...?\\
'''Cody:''' [[Franchise/StarWars The Mowllenium Falcon]]. ''(6)''\\
'''Host:''' You are...?\\
'''Cory Cotton:''' Mow-hawk. ''(7)''\\
'''Host:''' The '''Lawn''' [[Franchise/TheLoneRanger Ranger]], ''(8)'' '''Sod'''[[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} zilla]], ''(9)'' '''Turf'''[[Franchise/{{Terminator}} inator]]... ''(10)''\\
'''Garrett Hilbert:''' Chocolate mow-shake. ''(11)''\\
'''Host:''' Sir?\\
'''Coby Cotton:''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers My name is]] [[WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales Weedy Gonzalez]]. ''(12)''\\
'''Host:''' And you are...?\\
'''Tyler Toney:''' I am [[UsefulNotes/MuhammadAli Mowhammad Ali]]. ''(13)''\\
'''Host:''' Ace of '''Blades''', ''(14)'' Mister '''Mow'''tato ''(15)''\\
'''Garrett:''' Have you met all these people?\\
'''Host:''' I know 'em all intimately.\\
'''Garrett:''' I'm more of a slow-rollin' Mow-dozer. ''(16)''\\
'''Host:''' Oh, look at that, that's '''mow'''dacious. ''(17)''
-->--'''Creator/DudePerfect''', ''Lawnmower Racing Battle''
-->-- '''Developer comments on balance changes to the Druid of the Claw (a Night Elf who turns into a bear),''' ''Videogame/WarcraftIII''
!!Webcomics
->'''Pinkie Pie:''' Haha! "Canterlot", "Mare in the Moon"... this is going to be PUN-tastic!\\
'''Rainbow Dash:''' Joy.
-->-- ''Webcomic/FriendshipIsDragons'', "[[http://friendshipisdragons.thecomicseries.com/comics/5 Quest Text]]"
!!Web Videos
->'''Host:''' Well, gentlemen, I have these words of wisdom for you... better not pro'''grass'''tinate!\\
''(Mow Puns: 1)''\\
'''Host:''' Sir '''Lawns'''alot. ''(2)'' '''Mow''' Marian ''(3)''\\
'''Cody Jones:''' [[GotMeDoingIt I like the mowmentum you got going on there]]. ''(4)''\\
'''Host:''' Alright, Mr. Mow-It-All, ''(5)'' and you are...?\\
'''Cody:''' [[Franchise/StarWars The Mowllenium Falcon]]. ''(6)''\\
'''Host:''' You are...?\\
'''Cory Cotton:''' Mow-hawk. ''(7)''\\
'''Host:''' The '''Lawn''' [[Franchise/TheLoneRanger Ranger]], ''(8)'' '''Sod'''[[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} zilla]], ''(9)'' '''Turf'''[[Franchise/{{Terminator}} inator]]... ''(10)''\\
'''Garrett Hilbert:''' Chocolate mow-shake. ''(11)''\\
'''Host:''' Sir?\\
'''Coby Cotton:''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers My name is]] [[WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales Weedy Gonzalez]]. ''(12)''\\
'''Host:''' And you are...?\\
'''Tyler Toney:''' I am [[UsefulNotes/MuhammadAli Mowhammad Ali]]. ''(13)''\\
'''Host:''' Ace of '''Blades''', ''(14)'' Mister '''Mow'''tato ''(15)''\\
'''Garrett:''' Have you met all these people?\\
'''Host:''' I know 'em all intimately.\\
'''Garrett:''' I'm more of a slow-rollin' Mow-dozer. ''(16)''\\
'''Host:''' Oh, look at that, that's '''mow'''dacious. ''(17)''
-->--'''Creator/DudePerfect''', ''Lawnmower Racing Battle''
!!Western Animation
Changed line(s) 20,21 (click to see context) from:
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''', Pranks a Lot
to:
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''', Pranks a Lot
"Pranks-a-Lot"
!!Other
!!Other
Deleted line(s) 42,105 (click to see context) :
->'''Jafar:''' Don't ''toy'' with me! ''(turns Abu into a wind-up CymbalBangingMonkey)''\\
'''Aladdin:''' Abu!\\
'''Jafar:''' Things are ''unraveling'' fast now, boy! ''(unravels Carpet into a pile of thread;)'' Get the ''point''? ''(drops a bunch of daggers in front of Aladdin)'' I'm just getting ''warmed'' up! ''(creates a RingOfFire around Aladdin)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}''
->"Bernie Sandwiches: a name everyone can get behind because he's not a member of the old boys' ''club.'' He fights the rich guys on behalf of the ''po'boys.'' Someone with a trusting ''open face'' and will surely win Florida by appealing to ''Cubans'' and... uh, this is a French dip, so, uh... he is ''au jus--ish'' candidate. Plus, he has a long history of supporting the ''LGBLT'' community. Sure, the Democratic establishment may have a ''beef'' with him now, because he's been ''reuben'' them the wrong way and I know it may sound ''hoagie,'' and he doesn't have it all ''wrapped up'' yet, but in times like these, his supporters believe we need a ''hero.''"
-->-- '''[[Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert Stephen Colbert]]''' after Chris Hayes flubs "Bernie Sanders." For bonus points, he produces a corresponding sandwich with each pun.
->'''Fiona:''' And what of my groom-to-be, [[TheNapoleon Lord Farquaad]], what's he like?
->'''Shrek:''' Well, let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in ''short'' supply. ''(laughs)''
->'''Donkey:''' Oh, no, Shrek. There are those who think ''little'' of him. ''(both laugh)''
->'''Fiona:''' Stop it! Stop it, both of you! You know, you're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.
->'''Shrek:''' Yeah. Well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the ''[[AirQuotes measuring]]'' when you see him tomorrow.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''
->'''Sperm General:''' Heads up! The time's ''come'' to ''pound this out''! Some of you guys couldn't ''hold on''. Pathetic! Those ''squirts'' have been ''discharged prematurely''! But you ''came'' through. You ''came quick, hard, in and out, over and over, strong''! But we're not finished yet! Now, we must ''thrust forward''! Stay on top of each other! Give a hand when needed and let's bring this thing to a ''climax''!\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' Hey. How's your journal entry ''diddling'' going?\\
'''Portschach:''' It's ''wet''.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #2:''' I get it. ''Rub out'' a few thoughts before walking ''hard'' and fast into death.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #3:''' This is ''stimulating'', you know. Going so ''deep'' into an operation like this.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #4:''' You know what I heard? No one's ever ''pulled out'' successfully before.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' It's true. Ask that old bastard. He's been around the block before.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #4:''' Apparently, he ''rode out'' the 4th Bartholin campaign and hasn't been the same since. Well, Gramps, you think we'll be able to ''squeeze one off''?\\
'''Gramps:''' Need lube.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' ''Come'' again?\\
'''Gramps:''' Vas deferens. That's how you know.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' What? Your ''oral'' skills ''blow'', old man.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #4:''' Give him a minute. He starts off slow, that's all.\\
'''Gramps:''' Beware the name General Scotty! We can't let him win! He must go down!\\
'''Sperm General:''' It's time, ''seamen''! Get off! [the Sperm Soldiers leave the boat and some of them get killed] Stay strong! ''Incoming''! Get on top of that mound! ''Fire your lode'' at will! Let's ''cream'' 'em, boys! [the soldiers run.]
-->--''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt'', "Pulp Addiction"
->'''Pinkie Pie:''' Haha! "Canterlot", "Mare in the Moon"... This is going to be PUN-tastic!\\
'''Rainbow Dash:''' Joy.
-->-- ''Webcomic/FriendshipIsDragons'', "[[http://friendshipisdragons.thecomicseries.com/comics/5 Quest Text]]"
->Prior nerfs were in response to feedback that Druids of the Claw were... overbearing... at Tier 3. They stopped mauling structures as badly, but their role became fuzzy with the preeminence of Mountain Giants. This is a small change - Night Elf has been doing well at a high level lately - but is intended to sweeten the honey pot when you decide to feed these beasts.
-->-- '''Developer comments on balance changes to the Druid of the Claw (a Night Elf who turns into a bear),''' ''Videogame/WarcraftIII''
->Oh boy, here come the puns (and they're all terrible)!
-->'''Notte (who is notte having with any of this)''', ''VideoGame/DragaliaLost''
->'''Host:''' Well, gentlemen, I have these words of wisdom for you... Better not pro'''grass'''tinate!\\
''(Mow Puns: 1)''\\
'''Host:''' Sir '''Lawns'''alot. ''(2)'' '''Mow''' Marian ''(3)''\\
'''Cody Jones:''' [[GotMeDoingIt I like the mowmentum you got going on there]]. ''(4)''\\
'''Host:''' Alright, Mr. Mow-It-All, ''(5)'' and you are...?\\
'''Cody:''' [[Franchise/StarWars The Mowllenium Falcon]]. ''(6)''\\
'''Host:''' You are...?\\
'''Cory Cotton:''' Mow-hawk. ''(7)''\\
'''Host:''' The '''Lawn''' [[Franchise/TheLoneRanger Ranger]], ''(8)'' '''Sod'''[[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} zilla]], ''(9)'' '''Turf'''[[Franchise/{{Terminator}} inator]]... ''(10)''\\
'''Garrett Hilbert:''' Chocolate mow-shake. ''(11)''\\
'''Host:''' Sir?\\
'''Coby Cotton:''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers My name is]] [[WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales Weedy Gonzalez]]. ''(12)''\\
'''Host:''' And you are...?\\
'''Tyler Toney:''' I am [[UsefulNotes/MuhammadAli Mowhammad Ali]]. ''(13)''\\
'''Host:''' Ace of '''Blades''', ''(14)'' Mister '''Mow'''tato ''(15)''\\
'''Garrett:''' Have you met all these people?\\
'''Host:''' I know 'em all intimately.\\
'''Garrett:''' I'm more of a slow-rollin' Mow-dozer. ''(16)''\\
'''Host:''' Oh, look at that, that's '''mow'''dacious. ''(17)''
-->'''Creator/DudePerfect''', ''Lawnmower Racing Battle''
