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->''Go sit on a dick, Moxxie,''

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->''Go sit on a dick, Moxxie,''Moxxie.''

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-> '''Mammon:''' If you're a chick give up now 'cause I ain't gonna lie to ya, women just ain't funny.\\
''[Cue "Written by Vivian Madreno" the creator of Helluva Boss, who is, you guessed it, a woman. COMEDY GOLD]''






-> '''Mammon:''' [[FailedASpotCheck I wonder what fuckin' this is about]].\\
'''Asmodeus:''' (appears behind Mammon after using a portal to teleport to him) It's about you.\\
'''Mammon:''' (confused) [[FlatWhat Wait, what?]]



''([[EvilLaugh laughs menacingly]] before [[VillainExitStageLeft disappearing in a massive explosion]])''
-> '''Mammon:''' If you're a chick give up now 'cause I ain't gonna lie to ya, women just ain't funny. ''[Cue "Written by Vivian Madreno" the creator of Helluva Boss, who is, you guessed it, a woman. COMEDY GOLD]''
-> '''Mammon:''' I wonder what fuckin' this is about.\\
'''Asmodeus:''' (Appears behind Mammon after using a portal to teleport to him) It's about you.\\
'''Mammon:''' (confused) wait, what?\\

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''([[EvilLaugh laughs menacingly]] before [[VillainExitStageLeft disappearing in a massive explosion]])''
-> '''Mammon:''' If you're a chick give up now 'cause I ain't gonna lie to ya, women just ain't funny. ''[Cue "Written by Vivian Madreno" the creator of Helluva Boss, who is, you guessed it, a woman. COMEDY GOLD]''
-> '''Mammon:''' I wonder what fuckin' this is about.\\
'''Asmodeus:''' (Appears behind Mammon after using a portal to teleport to him) It's about you.\\
'''Mammon:''' (confused) wait, what?\\
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->'''Mammon:''' If you're a chick give up now 'cause I ain't gonna lie to ya, women just ain't funny. (Cue "Written by Vivian Madreno" the creator of Helluva Boss, who is, you guessed it, a woman. COMEDY GOLD!)
->'''Mammon:''' I wonder what fuckin' this is about.\\

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->'''Mammon:''' -> '''Mammon:''' If you're a chick give up now 'cause I ain't gonna lie to ya, women just ain't funny. (Cue ''[Cue "Written by Vivian Madreno" the creator of Helluva Boss, who is, you guessed it, a woman. COMEDY GOLD!)
->'''Mammon:'''
GOLD]''
-> '''Mammon:'''
I wonder what fuckin' this is about.\\
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->’’’Mammon:’’’ If you’re a chick give up now ‘cause I ain’t gonna lie to ya, women just ain’t funny.

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->’’’Mammon:’’’ If you’re a chick give up now ‘cause I ain’t gonna lie to ya, women just ain’t funny. (Cue “Written by Vivian Madreno” the creator of Helluva Boss, who is, you guessed it, a woman. COMEDY GOLD!)
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''([[EvilLaugh laughs menacingly]] before [[VillainExitStageLeft disappearing in a massive explosion]])''

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''([[EvilLaugh laughs menacingly]] before [[VillainExitStageLeft disappearing in a massive explosion]])''explosion]])''
->’’’Mammon:’’’ If you’re a chick give up now ‘cause I ain’t gonna lie to ya, women just ain’t funny.
->’’’Mammon:’’’ I wonder what fuckin’ this is about.\\
‘’’Asmodeus:’’’ (Appears behind Mammon after using a portal to teleport to him) It’s about you.\\
‘’’Mammon:’’’ (confused) wait, what?\\
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'''Blitzo:''' Okay, am I the psychos or the piece of shit?\\

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'''Blitzo:''' Okay, am I the psychos psycho or the piece of shit?\\
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->'''Blitzo''': Aw shit, that guy really got to you, didn't he? Look, you don't have to-\\
'''Fizz''': I ''do'', Blitz! I ''do''!\\
'''Blitzo''': Fucking hell, Fizz, this is ''stupid!'' This shitty pageant isn't worth all this!\\
'''Fizz''': This ''job'' is! Without it, I'll lose-\\
'''Glitz and Glam''': ''Everything!~''\\
'''Blitzo''': Seriously, [Mammon] is a fucking ''dick''! And he's using you for ''everything'', because you're likeable, and he's a fucking trashfire!\\
'''Fizz''': No he's not! He's just...he's just trying to make me good enough!\\
'''Blitzo''': Good enough for ''what??''

->'''Fizz''': Everything I have is ''because'' of Mammon! I have this life, I have security, I have ''you''. I don't want to lose...because I feel like if I lose this, I'll lose ''you''!\\
'''Asmodeus''': How would you lose me?? Come on, Froggie-\\
'''Fizz''': You're with me because of who I am at my best! I'm barely even worth of working for a King of Sin because '''[[DramaticUnmask THIS]]''' is who I am! Without all this, I'm just ''nothing''! And Mammon made me this! I owe it ''all'' to him!\\
'''Asmodeus''': Fizz, Mammon didn't do ''shit'', you already ''were'' this. You'd be this no matter what! You are the most inspiring demon I have ever met, and meeting you was the ''best'' thing that ever happened to me. I adore your inventiveness, your attitude, your resilience, ''and'' you're just the cutest thing alive~ Also, you are a ''way'' better performer then Mammon ever was, and ''that's'' just the facts.
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'''Mammon:''' Ha ha hoo, look who's acting like a big, fuckin' hero! Careful what you say, Ozzie. ''(points at Fizzarolli)'' Wouldn't want [[SecretRelationship your little secret]] getting out, would we?\\

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'''Mammon:''' Ha ha hoo, look who's acting like a big, fuckin' hero! Careful what you say, Ozzie. ''(points at Fizzarolli)'' Wouldn't want your [[SecretRelationship your little secret]] getting out, would we?\\



'''Mammon:''' Because if you let him quit, [[{{blackmail}} I could tell everyone he~re that you]]--\\

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'''Mammon:''' Because if you let him quit, [[{{blackmail}} I could tell everyone he~re heeeerre that you]]--\\



'''Mammon:''' You're gonna regret revealing that, Ozz.\\

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'''Mammon:''' You're You are gonna regret ''regret'' revealing that, Ozz.\\
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->''Aw man, I didn't give a rat's ass about this competition but Christ-on-a-stick, Fizz, '''[[CurbStompbattle pile drive those sluts]].'''''

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->''Aw man, I didn't give a rat's ass about this competition but Christ-on-a-stick, Fizz, '''[[CurbStompbattle '''[[CurbStompBattle pile drive those sluts]].'''''
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->''Aw man, I didn't give a rat's ass about this competition but Christ-on-a-stick, Fizz, '''[[CurbStompbattle pile drive those sluts]].'''''
-->--- '''Blitzo''' after meeting [[{{jerkass}} Glitz and Glam]]

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->'''Mammon:''' ''QUIT?!'' You miserable piece of shit! What do you mean ''quit?!''\\

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->'''Mammon:''' ->'''Fizzarolli:''' Thank you all so much! You know, it's always been one of the greatest thrills of my life performing. And I'm so glad to bring you all one last show.\\
''(says "Thank you" to [[CuteMute Oliver]] in UsefulNotes/SignedLanguage)''\\
'''Fizzarolli:''' 'Cause now... [[WhamLine I quit!]]\\
''(crowd is shocked as [[SpitTake Mammon spits half-chewed popcorn]])''\\
'''Mammon:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]\\
''(teleports in front of Fizz as he tries to leave the stage)''\\
'''Mammon:'''
''QUIT?!'' You miserable piece of shit! What do you mean ''quit?!''\\



'''Asmodeus:''' What?! That I love him?! [[WhamLine WELL, I]] ''[[WhamLine DO!]]''\\

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'''Asmodeus:''' What?! That I love him?! [[WhamLine [[LoveConfession WELL, I]] ''[[WhamLine ''[[LoveConfession DO!]]''\\

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'''Asmodeus:''' What?! That I love him?! [[WhamLine WELL, I]] ''[[WhamLine DO!]]''

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'''Asmodeus:''' What?! That I love him?! [[WhamLine WELL, I]] ''[[WhamLine DO!]]''DO!]]''\\
''([[ShipperOnDeck crowd goes wild]] as the OpenSecret is finally confirmed and becomes a trending topic on social media)''\\
'''Mammon:''' [[DidntSeeThatComing Oh. Uh... shit]]. Ah, you dirty bitch!\\
''(Mammon creeps closer to Asmodeus)''\\
'''Mammon:''' You're gonna regret revealing that, Ozz.\\
''([[EvilLaugh laughs menacingly]] before [[VillainExitStageLeft disappearing in a massive explosion]])''

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->''' Millie: ''' Next time, just tell me if your dad is a psychopath - I can handle it.

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->''' Millie: ''' ->'''Millie:''' Next time, just tell me if your dad is a psychopath - I can handle it.






-> ''Stella, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!''

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-> ''Stella, ->''Stella, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!''



-> '''Stolas:''' I'm sorry it's a bad time yet again, Blitzy. But, umm... I seem to have found myself in a bit of a sitch. I'm tied to the back of a horse at the moment.
-> '''Blitzo:'''Pffttt... lucky bitch.
-> '''Stolas:''' Um, well, no. Rather unlucky. I seem to have been stolen by little cowboy friend of yours.
-> '''Blitzo:''' Ohh, which one?
-> '''Moxxie:''' How many cowboy friends do you know? What does he look like, your highness?
->''[Stolas glances up at Striker's grinning face as he rides his horse.]''
-> '''Stolas:''' Umm...sexy?
-> '''Moxxie:''' That's Striker, sir!


->'''Stolas:''' So, [[ChainedToARailway train tracks]]? Really? Seems a bit ''cliché'', doesn't it?
->'''Striker:''' It's a classic.
->'''Stolas:''' Is the giant statue of yourself ''also'' a classic, or...?
->''(Striker awkwardly glances up at the statue and tosses his hat onto [[GagPenis the erection]])''
->'''Striker:''' ''(scoffs)'' Are you ''seriously'' judging me right now?
->'''Stolas:''' I'm just impressed you seem to want to suck your own dick this badly!

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-> '''Stolas:''' ->'''Stolas:''' I'm sorry it's a bad time yet again, Blitzy. But, umm... I seem to have found myself in a bit of a sitch. I'm tied to the back of a horse at the moment.
-> '''Blitzo:'''Pffttt...
moment.\\
'''Blitzo:''' Pffttt...
lucky bitch.
->
bitch.\\
'''Stolas:''' Um, well, no. Rather unlucky. I seem to have been stolen by little cowboy friend of yours.
->
yours.\\
'''Blitzo:''' Ohh, which one?
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one?\\
'''Moxxie:''' How many cowboy friends do you know? What does he look like, your highness?
->''[Stolas
highness?\\
''[Stolas
glances up at Striker's grinning face as he rides his horse.]''
->
]''\\
'''Stolas:''' Umm...sexy?
->
sexy?\\
'''Moxxie:''' That's Striker, sir!


->'''Stolas:''' So, [[ChainedToARailway train tracks]]? Really? Seems a bit ''cliché'', doesn't it?
->'''Striker:'''
it?\\
'''Striker:'''
It's a classic.
->'''Stolas:'''
classic.\\
'''Stolas:'''
Is the giant statue of yourself ''also'' a classic, or...?
->''(Striker
?\\
''(Striker
awkwardly glances up at the statue and tosses his hat onto [[GagPenis the erection]])''
->'''Striker:'''
erection]])''\\
'''Striker:'''
''(scoffs)'' Are you ''seriously'' judging me right now?
->'''Stolas:'''
now?\\
'''Stolas:'''
I'm just impressed you seem to want to suck your own dick this badly!






[[AC:Episode 7 MAMMON’S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)]]

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[[AC:Episode 7 MAMMON’S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)]]Fizzarolli)]]
->'''Mammon:''' ''QUIT?!'' You miserable piece of shit! What do you mean ''quit?!''\\
'''Fizzarolli:''' [[TakeThisJobAndShoveIt I meaaaan, I quit. I'm done]]. [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu G'day mate]]!\\
''(Mammon growls and roars as he [[OneWingedAngel transforms into his demon form]], almost skewering Fizzarolli in the process)''\\
'''Asmodeus:''' [[TranquilFury Oh, that motherfucker]].\\
'''Mammon:''' You fucking ungrateful little SHIT! ''([[{{angrish}} screams]])'' I gave you everything!! You're practically in my image! I raised you like the son I didn't want!\\
''([[NotAfraidOfYouAnymore Fizzarolli defiantly stands his ground]] as [[ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend Asmodeus also transforms behind him]])''\\
'''Asmodeus:''' You better back the fuck up, Mam!\\
'''[[RecurringExtra Wally Wackford]]:''' Holy shit! [[VerbalTic I say, I say.]]\\
'''Mammon:''' Ha ha hoo, look who's acting like a big, fuckin' hero! Careful what you say, Ozzie. ''(points at Fizzarolli)'' Wouldn't want [[SecretRelationship your little secret]] getting out, would we?\\
'''Asmodeus:''' I DON'T ''CARE'' ANYMORE!\\
'''Fizzarolli:''' Ozz...?\\
'''Mammon:''' Because if you let him quit, [[{{blackmail}} I could tell everyone he~re that you]]--\\
'''Asmodeus:''' What?! That I love him?! [[WhamLine WELL, I]] ''[[WhamLine DO!]]''
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'''Blitzo''': [[WhamLine I]] '''[[WhamLine DID]]''' [[WhamLine CARE!]] It ''was'' an accident, it ''was''! Okay, you're right, it was all my fault! I should have done more to help, I was ''trying''! There was so much going on, I was ''trying'' to get help, Fizz! I just...I...*sigh* it was still...my fault.\\

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'''Blitzo''': [[WhamLine I]] '''[[WhamLine DID]]''' [[WhamLine CARE!]] It ''was'' an accident, it ''was''! Okay, you're right, it was all my fault! I should have done more to help, I was ''trying''! There was so much going on, I was ''trying'' to get help, Fizz! I just...I...*sigh* it was still...''still'' my fault.\\



'''Blitzo''': Look, I'm ''sorry'', Fizz. I am ''so'' sorry you got so hurt. I'm sorry for what you lost, and I-I ''know'' I can never make that right. But you have ''no'' idea [[MissingMom what I lost]] in that fire. I-I mean its all my fault, I...I'd hate me too...I mean, I ''do'' hate- *grabbed by Crimson's thug* '''SHIIIIIIIT!!!'''

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'''Blitzo''': Look, I'm ''sorry'', Fizz. I am ''so'' sorry you got so hurt. I'm sorry for what you lost, and I-I ''know'' I can never make that right. But you have ''no'' idea [[MissingMom what I lost]] in that fire. I-I mean its mean, it's all my fault, I...I'd hate me too...I mean, I ''do'' hate- *grabbed by Crimson's thug* '''SHIIIIIIIT!!!'''



'''Fizz:''' Oh yeah, it's been... ''fantastic''... UH, 'CAUSE, Y'KNOW, i-it's a great gig, a-and he's got the ''biggest'' cock, y'know, like, ''massive!'' I mean, imagine, like, the biggest, just a giant, huge... like a {{kaiju}}, but it's a cock, y'know what I mean, it's a big monster! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment It's big, it's huge]]--!

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'''Fizz:''' Oh yeah, it's been... ''fantastic''... UH, 'CAUSE, Y'KNOW, i-it's a great gig, a-and he's got the ''biggest'' cock, y'know, like, ''massive!'' I mean, imagine, like, the biggest, just a giant, huge... like a {{kaiju}}, but it's a cock, y'know what I mean, it's mean? It's a big monster! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment It's big, it's huge]]--!
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'''Blitzo''': Look, I'm ''sorry'', Fizz. I am ''so'' sorry you got so hurt. I'm sorry for what you lost, and I-I ''know'' I can never make that right. But you have ''no'' idea [[MissingMom what I lost]] in that fire. I-I mean its all my fault, I...I'd hate me too...I mean, I ''do'' hate- *grabbed by Crimson's thug* '''SHIIIIIIIT!!!'''\\

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'''Blitzo''': Look, I'm ''sorry'', Fizz. I am ''so'' sorry you got so hurt. I'm sorry for what you lost, and I-I ''know'' I can never make that right. But you have ''no'' idea [[MissingMom what I lost]] in that fire. I-I mean its all my fault, I...I'd hate me too...I mean, I ''do'' hate- *grabbed by Crimson's thug* '''SHIIIIIIIT!!!'''\\
'''SHIIIIIIIT!!!'''
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->'''Blitzo''': What the ''fuck'', Fizz?! How is someone ''this'' flexible ''this'' useless in combat?!\\
'''Fizz''': I'm a performer! I sing, I dance, I promote products I don't actually use! I don't do danger!\\
'''Blitzo''': Well good to know you're still a wimpy circus puss!\\
'''Fizz''': I'd give you a comeback, but that'd imply I give a shit what you think!\\
'''Blitzo''': You ''always'' cared what I thought!\\
'''Fizz''': Ohoho...after what you ''did to me''?\\
'''Blitzo''': I didn't ''do'' anything! It was an ''accident''!\\
'''Fizz''': An ''ACCIDENT''?! Are you '''KIDDING ME?!''' You always had it out for me because people liked me better! You wanted me gone because you were jealous! Just wanting the spotlight! I looked up to you! I thought you were my best friend friend! ''You ruined my life!'' And then you just ''left'' me! I lost ''so much'' because of you, and you selfish piece of shit, YOU DIDN'T EVEN ''CARE''!\\
'''Blitzo''': [[WhamLine I]] '''[[WhamLine DID]]''' [[WhamLine CARE!]] It ''was'' an accident, it ''was''! Okay, you're right, it was all my fault! I should have done more to help, I was ''trying''! There was so much going on, I was ''trying'' to get help, Fizz! I just...I...*sigh* it was still...my fault.\\
'''Fizz''': Glad you can admit it. Want a ''medal''?\\
'''Blitzo''': Look, I'm ''sorry'', Fizz. I am ''so'' sorry you got so hurt. I'm sorry for what you lost, and I-I ''know'' I can never make that right. But you have ''no'' idea [[MissingMom what I lost]] in that fire. I-I mean its all my fault, I...I'd hate me too...I mean, I ''do'' hate- *grabbed by Crimson's thug* '''SHIIIIIIIT!!!'''\\


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->'''Fizz''': You blew me up AGAIN, you fucking prick!\\
'''Blitzo''': I did...but this time, I stuck around.
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->'''Loona:''' Guys... do you feel that?
->'''Blitzo:''' Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?
->'''Moxxie:''' That’s possible?
->'''Millie:''' Alright! Don’t panic, Moxxie!
->''[Moxxie's tail stiffens from being startled by Millie's sudden outburst. She then grabs his arms in an attempt to "calm" him.]''
->'''Moxxie:''' I’m not “panicking,” because hellquakes don’t happen.
->''[Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him.]''
->'''Loona: STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!!'''


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->'''Tour Guide:''' And here you’ll find three tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time!




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-> '''Newscaster''': Internet sensation and local celebrity Milldred Realboy caught incesting tonight! Showcasing a sickening display onlookers deemed: "too disturbing to look away." And we won't.
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-->'''Fizzarolli:''' Sure, but never by a bunch of psychos and a piece of shit!\\

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-->'''Fizzarolli:''' ->'''Fizzarolli:''' Sure, but never by a bunch of psychos and a piece of shit!\\



-->'''Blitzo:''' You've got a good thing going on with that horny rooster fucker, don't ya?\\

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-->'''Blitzo:''' ->'''Blitzo:''' You've got a good thing going on with that horny rooster fucker, don't ya?\\

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