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->My evil plan isn't evil enough for you to foil, is that it? Really? I've just insulted the macaroni and cheese recipe of a ''WHALE!''
-->-- '''Dr. Doofenshmirtz''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "Perry Lays an Egg"
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->I ''am'' evil - stop laughing!
-->-- '''Veigar, the Tiny Master of Evil''', ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends''



->'''Jake''': These guys aren't a threat to anyone.\\
'''Finn''': These guys are a threat to ''themselves.''
-->-- Our heroes on the Cuties, ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "Conquest of Cuteness"
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'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Well, it's the size of my nemesis, who is apparently running late ''again''. Anyway, I didn't want anyone else to set it off, which is why I grabbed you. I didn't want to kidnap you or anything, that's not really my style. It's not the proper kind of evil. I mean, what kind of villain actually sets out to hurt children? What is there to gain from that? No one took over anything by involving children.\\

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'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Well, it's the size of my nemesis, who is apparently running late ''again''. Anyway, I didn't want anyone else to set it off, which is why I grabbed you. I didn't want to kidnap you or anything, that's not really my style. It's not the proper kind of evil. I mean, what kind of villain actually sets out to hurt children? What is there to gain from that? No one took over anything by involving children.\\
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that's from the 2nd movie


-->-- '''Marv Merchants''', ''Film/HomeAlone''

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-->-- '''Marv Merchants''', ''Film/HomeAlone''
''Film/HomeAlone2LostInNewYork''
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->Plankton. One percent evil. Ninety-nine percent hot gas.

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->Plankton. [[MadeOfEvil One percent evil. evil.]] Ninety-nine percent hot gas.
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--> --One of the less dangerous objects in the possession of the ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''

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--> --One of the less dangerous objects in the possession of the ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''''Website/SCPFoundation''
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->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' I have to say it's strange that a teenage girl can fit into a platypus-sized trap.\\
'''Phineas:''' Platypus-sized? That's a rather specific size for a trap.\\
'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Well, it's the size of my nemesis, who is apparently running late ''again''. Anyway, I didn't want anyone else to set it off, which is why I grabbed you. I didn't want to kidnap you or anything, that's not really my style. It's not the proper kind of evil. I mean, what kind of villain actually sets out to hurt children? What is there to gain from that? No one took over anything by involving children.\\
-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8530881/28/For-Her-Who-is-More Protection]]''
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->If [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1370 SCP-1370]] encounters an object it believes to be sapient, it will attempt to engage the object in combat while introducing itself with a variety of elaborate titles which appear to be selected at random. Examples include ''[=DoomBot=] 2000'', ''[=RoboLord=] the Destructor'', ''Prime Minister Sinister'' and ''Darth Claw Killflex''. SCP-1370 will often include variations to these titles based on responses it receives from personnel; Foundation staff have successfully introduced ''[[AtrociousAlias Patheticon the Garglemost]]'' and ''[[AtrociousAlias PesterBot]]'' to its lexicon.\\
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'''Addendum:''' Many tests on SCP-1370's combat prowess have been run, each confirming that SCP-1370 lacks the physical aptitude to cause damage to any living being. Test 1370-8239 exposed SCP-1370 to a common houseplant with a speaker hidden in the plant's pot. After SCP-1370 was provoked verbally, it attempted to fold and twist the leaves of the plant within its grasp before incapacitating itself.
--> --One of the less dangerous objects in the possession of the ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''
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->[[EvilLaugh HA-HA-HA-HAAA!]] This is my most brilliant plan yet! A machine that sucks the cheese ''right'' off the pizzas!
-->-- '''Dr. Two-Brains''', ''WesternAnimation/WordGirl''
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->A geeky, awkward research scientist turned flamboyant, rubber-faced idiot... His [[FoeYay pseudo-sexual obsession]] with Bruce Wayne compels him to leave brain teasers for Bruce every now and then. Terrifying!

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->A geeky, awkward research scientist turned flamboyant, rubber-faced idiot... His [[FoeYay [[HoYay pseudo-sexual obsession]] with Bruce Wayne compels him to leave brain teasers for Bruce every now and then. Terrifying!
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-->-- '''Mike Ryan''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/thanos-infinty-stone/ "Thanos is Really Bad at Being a Supervillain"]] ([[HarsherInHindsight Written before Infinity War]])

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-->-- '''Mike Ryan''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/thanos-infinty-stone/ "Thanos is Really Bad at Being a Supervillain"]] ([[HarsherInHindsight ([[HilariousInHindsight Written before Infinity War]])
before]] the film ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'')
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'''Turnbuckle:''' Cousin! You face [[LargeHam Tuuuuurnbuckle!]] My punch is devastating!\\

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'''Turnbuckle:''' Cousin! Caution! You face [[LargeHam Tuuuuurnbuckle!]] My punch is devastating!\\

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->Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the homecoming committee, you were ''really'' bad. But when you try to ''be'' bad? ''You suck''.

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->Harmony, ->''"Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the homecoming committee, you were ''really'' bad. But when you try to ''be'' bad? ''You suck''."''


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->'''Mobius:''' I specialize in the pursuit of dangerous Variants.\\
'''Loki:''' Like myself?\\
'''Mobius:''' Mmm... No, particularly dangerous Variants. You're just a little pussycat.
-->-- ''Series/{{Loki|2021}}'', "Glorious Purpose"
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->I'm the one who's been replacing all of Ravena City's favorite shows with EDUCATIONAL TELEVISON!
-->--'''TV Man''', ''Videogame/TheBrainsAndTheBrawn: Heroes and Villains''

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