History Quotes / GettingCrapPastTheRadar

->''"[[VideoGame/{{Shantae}} Shantae and the Seven Sirens]], as well as being a title tailor made to get the maximum amount of spit all over my laptop screen, is a retro-style platformer by Wayforward Games with an art style reminiscent of a certain genre of Japanese anime, the kind that projects a wholesome, upbeat, innocent vibe, but is somehow at the same time, unrelentingly horny. Shantae’s thesis statement is made in the very first frame of the opening cinematic, which is a zoomed-in shot of the main character’s bare midsection as it writhes about like a freshly neutered cat trying to lick its own balls. But while anime styled, I had a hunch that it wasn’t actually Japanese, which one quick google search later, was proved correct; Wayforward are based in California. What gave it away is, while the horniness of Japanese anime isn’t in dispute, in the family friendly sector it’s always had this air of plausible deniability. If you told the animators of Anime/SailorMoon for example that people were jerking off to the transformation sequence, you might expect them to at least feign surprise. Shantae has no such subtlety. Not when all the female [=NPCs=] are wearing bikini tops and stand around jiggling like they’re desperate for the loo, as do about 50-60% of the monsters."''

-> ''"Keep quiet! Or else I'll...Well, I've already locked you in jail. There isn't actually much more I can do to you without raising this game's age rating. But keep quiet anyway!"''

-> Let me choke on your cocksuredness(Innuendo!)

-->--'''Rebecca Bunch''', Strip Away My Conscience[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcmErbAsI7I]], ''Series/CrazyExGirlfriend''

-->-- a few YouTube comments on ''Manga/SailorMoon Super S''.

-->-- '''Happy Happyist''', ''VideoGame/EarthBound''

->'''Mom:''' "Hey Norman, what are you watching?"
->'''Norman:''' ''([[RefugeInAudacity matter-of-factly]])'' "[[BrutalHonesty Sex and violence.]]"

--> -- '''[[DeadpanSnarker Noah,]]''' ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaWorldTour''

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-->--'''John Oliver''' on a PrisonRape joke in ''WesternAnimation/PussAndBoots'', ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''

-->-- Drew Carey on ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', after the director told them they couldn't make fun of Hitler.

--> -- '''[[DeadpanSnarker Noah,]]''' ''TotalDramaWorldTour''

-->-- a few YouTube comments on ''Anime/SailorMoon Super S''.

-->-- '''Chowder''', ''{{Chowder}}''

->"''After all [[StarWars these]] are just simple movies made for kids and not adults at all. That's why they have... Assassination attempts. Sexual innuendo. Decapitations. Kidnap, torture, and suggested rape. Hookers. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Boring political dialogue.]] Forced amputations. Drug dealing. Mass murder.''"
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]] in his AttackOfTheClones review'''

->'''Adam''': [[KAApplegate KA]] talking with her editor: "[[BlatantLies Oh, you know! It's a bottle filled with warm milk! Because Spacey has been out on the street so long, and he could use a good nap]]."

-->-- '''[[RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]] in his AttackOfTheClones review'''

-->--'''Grace McCarthy''', before listing [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20501_7-filthy-jokes-you-didnt-notice-in-shakespeare.html#ixzz2agi2tuu6 several examples of Shakespeare using this trope.]]

->"We can do ''THAT'', but whatever you do, don't [[BleepDammit bleep]] make fun of Hitler."

->''What most non-English majors don't realize is that under {{Shakespeare}}'s flowery language and incomprehensible old-timey wordplay is a whole lot of sly references to boners, anal sex, masturbation, and much worse.''

->''What most non-English majors don't realize is that under {{Shakespeare}}'s flowery language and incomprehensible old-timey wordplay is a whole lot of sly references to boners, anal sex, masturbation, and much worse."
-->--'''Grace McCarthy, before listing [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20501_7-filthy-jokes-you-didnt-notice-in-shakespeare.html#ixzz2agi2tuu6 several examples of Shakespeare using this trope.]]

-->--'''Grace McCarthy, before listing [[several examples of Shakespeare using this trope. http://www.cracked.com/article_20501_7-filthy-jokes-you-didnt-notice-in-shakespeare.html#ixzz2agi2tuu6]]