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-->-- [[Fanfic/ForADiamondIsAMarveledThing Prodigal Suns]], chapter 65
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-->-- [[Fanfic/ForADiamondIsAMarveledThing Prodigal Suns]], chapter 6565
->'''Liam:''' In any case, I'm surprised that you were so much more afraid of a ''goose'' than a ghost.\\
'''Valerie:''' That's because geese are insane. They're horrible and have no sense of morals. All they care about is violence and chaos and destruction... And the smell... Oh god the smell... And they have such freaky faces with all those teeth in their beaks and their eyes are so soulless...
-->-- ''VisualNovel/MagicalWarriorDiamondHeart'', Episode 2
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->'''Liam:''' In any case, I'm surprised that you were so much more afraid of a ''goose'' than a ghost.\\
'''Valerie:''' That's because geese are insane. They're horrible and have no sense of morals. All they care about is violence and chaos and destruction... And the smell... Oh god the smell... And they have such freaky faces with all those teeth in their beaks and their eyes are so soulless...
-->-- ''VisualNovel/MagicalWarriorDiamondHeart'', Episode 2
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-->-- '''Music/TheLongestJohns''', ''Moby Duck''
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-->-- '''Music/TheLongestJohns''', ''Moby Duck''Duck''
->Ducks? ''Can fuck off.'' They’re cute ''sometimes'', but then Lars accidentally read too far into the Wikipedia article once and now he hates ducks for reasons he will not elaborate on.
->Geese can ''also'' get fucked. More than ducks. Lars would gladly flip off a goose if he wasn’t afraid to lose his fingers. Necky bastards. They hiss and spit and have these weird fucking ''teeth on their tongues'' and Lars ''hates it.''
->Idiot that he was, he thought maybe swans were the exception.
->But this creepy Asgardian swan has been following them for about ten minutes now and Lars is realizing he’s a fucking fool.
->Swans are like geese but ''worse''. Because they’re big. Bigger and neckier and even more soulless looking then geese ever were- because at least when a goose got close enough you could see the sheer insanity in their eyes, but swans just have these ''pitch black holes'' in their face that have probably met God and laughed.
->The next time someone wonders what the fuck ever happened to dinosaurs, just point at a swan.
-->-- [[Fanfic/ForADiamondIsAMarveledThing Prodigal Suns]], chapter 65
->Ducks? ''Can fuck off.'' They’re cute ''sometimes'', but then Lars accidentally read too far into the Wikipedia article once and now he hates ducks for reasons he will not elaborate on.
->Geese can ''also'' get fucked. More than ducks. Lars would gladly flip off a goose if he wasn’t afraid to lose his fingers. Necky bastards. They hiss and spit and have these weird fucking ''teeth on their tongues'' and Lars ''hates it.''
->Idiot that he was, he thought maybe swans were the exception.
->But this creepy Asgardian swan has been following them for about ten minutes now and Lars is realizing he’s a fucking fool.
->Swans are like geese but ''worse''. Because they’re big. Bigger and neckier and even more soulless looking then geese ever were- because at least when a goose got close enough you could see the sheer insanity in their eyes, but swans just have these ''pitch black holes'' in their face that have probably met God and laughed.
->The next time someone wonders what the fuck ever happened to dinosaurs, just point at a swan.
-->-- [[Fanfic/ForADiamondIsAMarveledThing Prodigal Suns]], chapter 65
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-->-- '''Vinny''', ''WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}}''''WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}}''
->''After fourteen years I left the sea, for a life upon a lake\\
After all the storms I'd seen, I needed a good break\\
I thought still waters would mean peace for me\\
But that was a mistake\\
For the place I chose was bedevilled by a giant, evil drake\\
A mallard of such malice, twice the size of any man\\
A bill to give you nightmares and a monsterous wingspan\\
You cannot hope to fight it, so avoid him if you can\\
That terrifying waterfoul, the beast beyond the dam''
-->-- '''Music/TheLongestJohns''', ''Moby Duck''
->''After fourteen years I left the sea, for a life upon a lake\\
After all the storms I'd seen, I needed a good break\\
I thought still waters would mean peace for me\\
But that was a mistake\\
For the place I chose was bedevilled by a giant, evil drake\\
A mallard of such malice, twice the size of any man\\
A bill to give you nightmares and a monsterous wingspan\\
You cannot hope to fight it, so avoid him if you can\\
That terrifying waterfoul, the beast beyond the dam''
-->-- '''Music/TheLongestJohns''', ''Moby Duck''
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-->-- [[https://twitter.com/bibliophileq/status/1005339119000674304 @bibliophileq]] on ''Website/{{Twitter}}''''Website/{{Twitter}}''
->'''Geese are honking feathered shitbags.' I agree. I think geese are the stupidest creatures. They're dicks, they smell, they shit everywhere, on baseball fields, and they scream. They just fucking scream while they're flying. Like, I don't see pigeons screaming. Look at this. This is a stupid creature.''
-->-- '''Vinny''', ''WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}}''
->'''Geese are honking feathered shitbags.' I agree. I think geese are the stupidest creatures. They're dicks, they smell, they shit everywhere, on baseball fields, and they scream. They just fucking scream while they're flying. Like, I don't see pigeons screaming. Look at this. This is a stupid creature.''
-->-- '''Vinny''', ''WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}}''
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->''It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose.''
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->''It's a lovely morning in the village, and you [[VillainProtagonist you]] are a horrible goose.''
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->''I work with a guy from Mexico who doesn't speak a lot of English. A Canadian goose made a nest by one of the paddock gates and hissed at him while he was putting horses out. He comes back to us after and says, "I do not like the cobra chicken."''
-->-- [[https://twitter.com/bibliophileq/status/1005339119000674304 @bibliophileq]] on ''Website/{{Twitter}}''
-->-- [[https://twitter.com/bibliophileq/status/1005339119000674304 @bibliophileq]] on ''Website/{{Twitter}}''
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-->-- ''VideoGame/UntitledGooseGame''''VideoGame/UntitledGooseGame''
->''I work with a guy from Mexico who doesn't speak a lot of English. A Canadian goose made a nest by one of the paddock gates and hissed at him while he was putting horses out. He comes back to us after and says, "I do not like the cobra chicken."''
-->-- [[https://twitter.com/bibliophileq/status/1005339119000674304 @bibliophileq]] on ''Website/{{Twitter}}''
->''I work with a guy from Mexico who doesn't speak a lot of English. A Canadian goose made a nest by one of the paddock gates and hissed at him while he was putting horses out. He comes back to us after and says, "I do not like the cobra chicken."''
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-->-- "Dinosaur (The Goose Story)", ''[[Webcomic/HyperboleAndAHalf Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened]]''
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-->-- "Dinosaur (The Goose Story)", ''[[Webcomic/HyperboleAndAHalf Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened]]''Happened]]''
->''It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/UntitledGooseGame''
->''It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/UntitledGooseGame''
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-->-- [[https://twitter.com/bibliophileq/status/1005339119000674304 @bibliophileq]] on ''{{Website/Twitter}}''
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-->-- "Dinosaur (The Goose Story)", ''[[Webcomic/HyperboleAndAHalf Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened]]Happened]]''
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->''When I finally registered that the source of the sound was merely a honking goose, I was relieved. Then...I remembered that most geese are dangerous psychopaths that will become extremely violent for absolutely no reason.''
-->-- "Dinosaur (The Goose Story)", ''[[Webcomic/HyperboleAndAHalf Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened]]
->''When I finally registered that the source of the sound was merely a honking goose, I was relieved. Then...I remembered that most geese are dangerous psychopaths that will become extremely violent for absolutely no reason.''
-->-- "Dinosaur (The Goose Story)", ''[[Webcomic/HyperboleAndAHalf Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened]]
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->''I work with a guy from Mexico who doesn't speak a lot of English. A Canadian goose made a nest by one of the paddock gates and hissed at him while he was putting horses out. He comes back to us after and says, "I do not like the cobra chicken."''
-->-- [[https://twitter.com/bibliophileq/status/1005339119000674304 @bibliophileq]] on ''Website/Twitter''
-->-- [[https://twitter.com/bibliophileq/status/1005339119000674304 @bibliophileq]] on ''Website/Twitter''
