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-->'''Eddie''': Richie please I'm begging you, no I'm threatening you, if you don't shut up I'm gonna cut your head off. Shove it in the microwave, wait until it goes ping, mash it up with a bit of milk and butter and ram it up your backside. [[LargeHam SO JUST SHUT UP!]]
-->'''Richie''': Fine, if you wish it we shall sit in silence.
-->'''Eddie''':It could save your life.

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-->'''Eddie''': Richie please Richie, please, I'm begging you, no you - no, I'm threatening you, if you. If you don't shut up up, I'm gonna cut your head off. Shove off, shove it in the microwave, wait until it goes ping, mash it up with a bit of milk and butter and ram it up your backside. backside! [[LargeHam SO JUST SHUT UP!]]
-->'''Richie''': Fine, if you wish it it, we shall sit in silence.
-->'''Eddie''':It -->'''Eddie''': It could save your life.



-->'''Filthy''': Don't mither the act Edward, Richie has enough to concern him already, [[TakeThat what with being crap.]]

-->'''Eddie''': It is [[MeaningfulName Filthy Ralph]], the improsario, promoter, pornographer and common theif.

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-->'''Filthy''': Don't mither the act Edward, Richie has enough to concern him already, [[TakeThat what with being crap.]]

crap]].

-->'''Eddie''': It is [[MeaningfulName Filthy Ralph]], the improsario, impresario, promoter, pornographer and common theif.thief.



-->'''Eddie''': [[BreakingTheFourthWall Yeah but they don't]]

-->'''Filthy''': Richie, I've got bad news for you
-->'''Policeman''': You're nicked
-->'''Richie''': Oh come on, I wasn't that bad

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-->'''Eddie''': [[BreakingTheFourthWall Yeah Yeah, but they don't]]

don't.]]

-->'''Filthy''': Richie, I've got bad news for you
you-
-->'''Policeman''': You're nicked
nicked.
-->'''Richie''': Oh come on, I wasn't that bad''that'' bad.
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-->'''Richie''': And completly by surprise your going to die. Yeah everyone will think it was an accident except me, I'm the strange enigmatic figure with the chainsaw.

-->'''Richie''': Ahh... The morning... the morning. How glad I am that I've always spurned regular lovers, because, of course, by sleeping alone, I get me all to myself. And I always know I'm going to wake up next to the most attractive person in the world.

-->'''Eddie''': Blimey I wouldn't want to face that crowd they're getting a bit restless. Battersea bouncers really do bounce.
-->'''Filthy''': Don't mither the act Edward, Richie has enough to concern him already [[TakeThat what with being crap.]]

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-->'''Richie''': And completly completely by surprise your surprise, you're going to die. Yeah Yeah, everyone will think it was an accident except me, I'm the strange enigmatic figure with the chainsaw.

-->'''Richie''': Ahh... The the morning... the morning. How glad I am that I've always spurned regular lovers, because, of course, by sleeping alone, I get me all to myself. And I always know I'm going to wake up next to the most attractive person in the world.

world.
-->''(Eddie emerges from under the duvet)''

-->'''Eddie''': Blimey Blimey, I wouldn't want to face that crowd crowd: they're getting a bit restless. Battersea bouncers really do bounce.
-->'''Filthy''': Don't mither the act Edward, Richie has enough to concern him already already, [[TakeThat what with being crap.]]



-->'''Filthy''': Richie I've got bad news for you

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-->'''Filthy''': Richie Richie, I've got bad news for you



-->'''Richie''': Oh come on I wasn't that bad
-->'''Eddie''': It was you're alibi it collapsed. Mr Forsyth followed us here. It's prison for us!

-->'''Filthy''': Dont worry Richie these days prison food is quite acceptable. Mind you it's not so nice when they nail you to the table and ram up you backside.

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-->'''Richie''': Oh come on on, I wasn't that bad
-->'''Eddie''': It was you're alibi your alibi, it collapsed. Mr Forsyth followed us here. It's prison for us!

-->'''Filthy''': Dont Don't worry Richie Richie, these days prison food is quite acceptable. Mind you you, it's not so nice when they nail you to the table and ram it up you backside.
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-->'''Richie'': Fine, if you wish it we shall sit in silence.

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-->'''Richie'': -->'''Richie''': Fine, if you wish it we shall sit in silence.

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-->'''Eddie''': Richie please I'm begging you, no I'm threatening you, if you don't shut up I'm gonna cut your head off. Shove it in the microwave, mash it up with a bit of milk and butter and ram it up your backside. SO JUST SHUT UP!

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-->'''Eddie''': Richie please I'm begging you, no I'm threatening you, if you don't shut up I'm gonna cut your head off. Shove it in the microwave, wait until it goes ping, mash it up with a bit of milk and butter and ram it up your backside. [[LargeHam SO JUST SHUT UP!
UP!]]
-->'''Richie'': Fine, if you wish it we shall sit in silence.
-->'''Eddie''':It could save your life.

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-->'''Eddie''': Blimey they're a restless crowd.

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-->'''Eddie''': Blimey I wouldn't want to face that crowd they're getting a restless crowd.bit restless. Battersea bouncers really do bounce.



-->'''Eddie''': [[BreakingTheFourthWall Yeah but they don't]]

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-->'''Eddie''': [[BreakingTheFourthWall Yeah but they don't]]don't]]

-->'''Filthy''': Richie I've got bad news for you
-->'''Policeman''': You're nicked
-->'''Richie''': Oh come on I wasn't that bad
-->'''Eddie''': It was you're alibi it collapsed. Mr Forsyth followed us here. It's prison for us!

-->'''Filthy''': Dont worry Richie these days prison food is quite acceptable. Mind you it's not so nice when they nail you to the table and ram up you backside.

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-->'''Eddie''': It is [[MeaningfulName: Filthy Ralph]], the improsario, promoter, pornographer and common theif.

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-->'''Eddie''': It is [[MeaningfulName: [[MeaningfulName Filthy Ralph]], the improsario, promoter, pornographer and common theif.theif.
-->'''Richie''': I know who Filthy Ralph is.
-->'''Eddie''': [[BreakingTheFourthWall Yeah but they don't]]
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-->'''Filthy''': Don't mither the act Edward, Richie has enough to concern him already [[TakeThat what with being crap.]]

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-->'''Filthy''': Don't mither the act Edward, Richie has enough to concern him already [[TakeThat what with being crap.]]]]

-->'''Eddie''': It is [[MeaningfulName: Filthy Ralph]], the improsario, promoter, pornographer and common theif.
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-->'''Filthy''': Don't mither the act Edward, Richie has enough to concern him already [[TakeThat: what with being crap.]]

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-->'''Filthy''': Don't mither the act Edward, Richie has enough to concern him already [[TakeThat: [[TakeThat what with being crap.]]
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'''Filthy''': Please Eddie, Richie has enough problems [[TakeThat: what with being crap.]]

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'''Filthy''': Please Eddie, -->'''Filthy''': Don't mither the act Edward, Richie has enough problems to concern him already [[TakeThat: what with being crap.]]

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