History Quotes / EvilutionaryBiologist

->''"It was my first experiment with the Evolv-O Ray. Phase one in my plan to create an army of super animals! The test subjects: my two pet parrots, Victor and Moritz."''

-->-- '''Dr. Arthur Arden,''' ''Series/AmericanHorrorStoryAsylum''

->''"Natural selection leaves the survivors ''STRONGER'' and ''BETTER!'' Humans have escaped this winnowing for '''FAR TOO LONG'''.''

->''"[[BedlamHouse Briarcliffe]] is a receptacle for human waste, each patient a ''perfect example'' of an evolutionary failure! ''[...]'' My aim was to give these wasted lives purpose, ''meaning,'' and I've succeeded beyond my wildest imagination. My experiments with a combination of syphilis and tuberculosis have produced results unseen in the history of medical science. When they arrived here, these patients were less than men. Now, because of me, they're [[WasOnceAMan more than human]]. Would you care to see what your benevolence has produced? Witness [[TechnicallyLivingZombie the next stage in human evolution]]!"''

-> Think about what Darwin wrote, and think about me. I was constructed as a tool. I was kept from competing in the struggle for existence because I was denied freedom.

-> Do you have any idea about what I have learned, or what you are a witness to?

->"Natural selection leaves the survivors ''STRONGER'' and ''BETTER!'' Humans have escaped this winnowing for '''FAR TOO LONG'''.
--> -- '''Albert Wesker''', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''

->"When did mankind lose touch with natural selection? No matter how inferior a human's genes are, that person is protected by laws, and can't be killed. Even those incapacitated in accidents or stricken with a serious illness are needlessly kept alive. What a drawn out, wasteful existence. It's this divorce from natural selection that has caused mankind to stop evolving. It's a step down. The devolution of mankind. But I intend to accelerate the culling of genetically inferior humans. To rekindle the refining fire of natural selection."
--> -- '''Hans Davis''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearAcid''

->'''German Detective''': "You're playing God!"\\
'''Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr''': "''Somebody's'' got to!"
--> -- ''Film/TheManWithTwoBrains''

->"Nature is a wonderful engineer but works far too slowly for my tastes."
-->'''[[http://magiccards.info/query?q=Master+Biomancer&v=card&s=cname Master Biomancer]]''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

->"Strength is not an absolute value. To be strong is to evolve. Mutability is strength. Evolution is a string of victories by the strong over the meek. The meek shall ''not'' inherit the Earth."
-->--'''Trevor Goodchild''', ''WesternAnimation/AeonFlux''

->"All it required was a cocktail of dangerous, experimental surgery and a willingness to ignore the unnecessary suffering of perfectly innocent beings! Also, I shot magic into their chromosomes until they turned inside-out. Evolution is my '''bitch'''."
-->-- '''[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/03/23/episode-676-supernatural-selection Red Mage]]''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->"... and after the state troopers gunned down my venomous [[MixAndMatchCreature gorillaphant]], the zoo asked us to leave!"
-->--'''Helen Narbon''', ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}''

->[[BedlamHouse Briarcliffe]] is a receptacle for human waste, each patient a ''perfect example'' of an evolutionary failure! [...] My aim was to give these wasted lives purpose, ''meaning,'' and I've succeeded beyond my wildest imagination. My experiments with a combination of syphilis and tuberculosis have produced results unseen in the history of medical science. When they arrived here, these patients were less than men. Now, because of me, they're [[WasOnceAMan more than human]]. Would you care to see what your benevolence has produced? Witness [[TechnicallyLivingZombie the next stage in human evolution]]!
-->--'''Dr Arthur Arden,''' ''Series/AmericanHorrorStoryAsylum''

->"When evolution fails,\\

I will love what all abhor!"
-->--'''[[VillainSong Lusus Naturae]]''', ''VideoGame/RWBYGrimmEclipse''

->He said [[TheChosenMany Mega Men]] are the "natural" evolution of man?! [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Don't make me laugh!]] What an ''epic'' sham!
-->--'''Prometheus''' about '''Master Albert''', ''VideoGame/MegaManZX Advent''

->''"From the best and brightest test subjects, I created a sludge of supreme DNA. A primordial ooze from which the ultimate lifeform will emerge. Today is the day my vision becomes reality, as I destroy Inkopolis and everyone in it!"''

-->--'''Prometheus''' about '''Master Albert''', ''VideoGame/MegaManZXAdvent''

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-->--'''[[VillainSong Lusus Naturae]]]''', ''VideoGame/RWBYGrimmEclipse''

->"''All it required was a cocktail of dangerous, experimental surgery and a willingness to ignore the unnecessary suffering of perfectly innocent beings! Also, I shot magic into their chromosomes until they turned inside-out. Evolution is my '''bitch'''.''"

--> -- ''TheManWithTwoBrains''

-->'''[[http://magiccards.info/query?q=Master+Biomancer&v=card&s=cname Master Biomancer]]''', ''MagicTheGathering''

-->-- '''[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/03/23/episode-676-supernatural-selection Red Mage]]''', ''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''

-->--[[AeonFlux Trevor Goodchild]].

--> -- '''Albert Wesker''', ''ResidentEvil5''

--> -- '''Hans Davis''', ''MetalGearAcid''

-->-- '''Durandal''', ''{{Marathon}}''

->All it required was a cocktail of dangerous, experimental surgery and a willingness to ignore the unnecessary suffering of perfectly innocent beings! Also, I shot magic into their chromosomes until they turned inside-out. Evolution is my '''''bitch'''''.
--> -- '''[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/03/23/episode-676-supernatural-selection Red Mage]]''', ''[[EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''

-> The reason humans get bored with games... is because they aren't afraid they will die. The biggest threats we face are cancer, heart disease. Slow, predictable deaths. Where's the excitement in that? Modern society has grown fat and complacent. Science and technology have taken away our survival instinct. Taken the fangs away from the beast. We're in a rut. Our basic need's so coddled that we invent conflicts because part of us yearns for the struggle to survive! But nothing's more foolish and boring... than human squabbles. I've seen it for myself in the underworld. That's why, Marco... I'll be taking over. I'll run the world now. All high-tech weapons will be obsolete. And all power and communications stations will be knocked out. I've sent my children to give back to humanity what it's been missing. The people of this planet... united at last in the common struggle for survival. Is my world not beautiful?
-->-- '''Zeus''', ''KingOfThorn''

->"[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/03/23/episode-676-supernatural-selection Evolution is my Bitch!]]"
--> -- '''Red Mage''', ''[[EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''