History Quotes / EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor

-->-- '''Utrom Shredder/Ch'rell''' to '''Baxter Stockman''', who has been reduced to being a literal ''brain in a jar'', ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003''

-->-- '''Utrom Shredder/Ch'rell''' to '''Baxter Stockman''', who is a literal ''brain in a jar'', ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003''

-->-- '''Utrom Shredder/Ch'rell to '''Baxter Stockman''', who is a literal ''brain in a jar'',
''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003''

-->-- '''[[BigBad Negan]]''' after murdering Abraham and Glenn, ''Series/TheWalkingDead''

'''Proteus:''' Ha ha! Just kiddin'! You should see the look on your faces... Welcome tae my kingdom! Do you like what I've done with the place? [[DeadGuyOnDisplay The previous owner]] let the place get a bit musty. I figured it was high time to [[KillEmAll air it out a bit]]. Mm, tough crowd. Did [[PluckyComicRelief Morph]] have this much trouble gettin' a laugh outta ye? After all, [[GrandTheftMe it's his sense of humor I'm trying on for size]]...\\

-->-- '''Darcy''' on '''Grime''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'', "[[Recap/AmphibiaS3E30AllIn All In]]"

->''"Oops! Looks like he's disarmed. Get it: DIS-ARMED!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"''
-->-- '''Darcy''' on '''Grime''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}''

->''[[TortureTechnician The assistant]] grinned. "Why, you might even say, [[Characters/NewGodsDarkseid Dread Lord]], that the [[EnemyWithout Satan Girl]] was ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}'s dark--"\\

Desaad clutched at the shaft transfixing his midsection in agony. [Darkseid] shot forth beams from his eyes which reduced him to his primal atoms. Later, he would reassemble them, and trust that Desaad would learn by that not to make jokes using his name.''

->''The most terrifying thing about [[OurOgresAreHungrier ogrekind]] is their malignant sense of humor. What men call horror launches ogres into fits of oafish laughter. The look of anguish on a dwarf ’s face as his limbs are torn off, and the horrid sounds he makes, elicit wild guffaws from nearby ogres, and more than one no doubt mocks the poor victim, imitating his pained grunts with drooling glee. The sight of an elf with his back broken and his torso bent to force the back of his head to touch the small of his back is high comedy to an ogre.''

[[folder: "No Sense of Humor" Type]]
->The Borg: party-poopers of the galaxy.
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ("One")

->[[TortureTechnician The assistant]] grinned. "Why, you might even say, [[ComicBook/{{Darkseid}} Dread Lord]], that the Satan Girl was ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}'s dark--"\\

Desaad clutched at the shaft transfixing his midsection in agony. [Darkseid] shot forth beams from his eyes which reduced him to his primal atoms. Later, he would reassemble them, and trust that Desaad would learn by that not to make jokes using his name.

[[folder: "Sick Sense of Humor" Type]]
->Nothing is more indicative of men's characters than what they find laughable.

->"Fun" isn't something one considers when [[GalacticConqueror balancing the universe.]] But this...''does'' put a smile on my face.
-->-- '''Thanos''', ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'' (trailer)

->'''Calvin:''' Do you think [[ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight monsters are under the bed]] tonight?
->'''Hobbes:''' I don't know. How can you tell without looking?
->'''Calvin:''' One way is to tell a story about a little kid getting mauled and eaten alive.
->'''Hobbes:''' How does ''that'' tell you if you have monsters?
->'''Calvin:''' Sometimes they laugh.
-->--''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->And I thought ''my'' jokes were bad.

'''Vegeta:''' [[Creator/ChristopherReeve CHRISTOPHER REEVE]]! ''(crushes Goku's legs)''\\
'''Goku:''' AAAGHHH! ''(moans in pain)'' [[DudeNotFunny That was in terrible taste!]]\\
'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' Don't care! ''[[CardCarryingVillain Evil!]]''

->[''As one, every dead body in Atlantis screams, before abruptly falling silent'']
->'''Proteus:''' Ha ha! Just kiddin'! You should see the look on your faces... Welcome tae my kingdom! Do you like what I've done with the place? [[DeadGuyOnDisplay The previous owner]] let the place get a bit musty. I figured it was high time to [[KillEmAll air it out a bit]]. Mm, tough crowd. Did [[PluckyComicRelief Morph]] have this much trouble gettin' a laugh outta ye? After all, [[GrandTheftMe it's his sense of humor I'm trying on for size]]...
->'''Blink:''' [[TranquilFury Morph was a decent man. Don't even pretend you have a shred of him still in you]].
-->--''ComicBook/{{Exiles}} #83: World Tour - Heroes Reborn: Conclusion''

->''I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I am [[FrenchJerk French]].''
-->--'''[=LeFrog=]''', ''WesternAnimation/FlushedAway''.

->'''Steven Haines:''' Let me tell you something, that guy [Devin Weston] gets more tail than a...than a Tail Catcher! ''(laughs at his own joke)''\\

->Pain is hilarious!

->Why, I haven't been this entertained since [[TheGreatDepression the Stock Market Crash of 1929]]! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! So many orphans.
-->--'''Alastor''', ''WebAnimation/HazbinHotel''

'''Krennic:''' ''(wheezing)''...Dad jokes? [[LamePunReaction Really?]]

->''The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is.''
-->--'''King [=DeDeDe=]''', ''Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa''.

->'''Leonard Moonstone:''' Just have some decency and go.
->'''Lord Cornwall:''' [[BlatantLies Oh, we're all about the decency]].
->[''he shapeshifts into Eddie, naked, covered in blood, with a knife through the head'']
->'''Regan Moonstone:''' Shit...
->'''Lord Cornwall:''' What's the matter? I thought Diane might be comforted by seeing Eddie again. Is it still too soon?
-->--''ComicBook/TheMagicOrder''

'''Roscoe:''' Nah, I ain't lost my sense of humor. ''(kicks a television at the wall, breaking a few things and sending sparks flying)'' See? I find that funny! ''(chuckles maliciously)''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/OliverAndCompany'''

-->--''TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}} Chronicles: Classic Monsters Revisited''

->All you megalomaniacs have such a ''weird'' sense of humour!

->[[ICallItVera Lucille]] is thirsty. She's a vampire bat! ''(chuckles...but no one laughs)'' [[LampshadeHanging What, was the joke bad]]?
-->--'''[[BigBad Negan]]''' after murdering Abraham and Glenn, ''Series/TheWalkingDead''

->All you megalomaniacs have such a ''weird'' sense of humour!
-->-- '''Spider-Man''' to the '''Green Goblin''', ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries''

->'''Dodger:''' Roscoe, Roscoe, is this us losing our sense of humor?\\
'''Roscoe:''' Nah, I ain't lost my sense of humor. ''(kicks a television at the wall, breaking a few things and sending sparks flying)'' See? I find that funny! ''(chuckles maliciously)''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/OliverAndCompany'''

->"Fun" isn't something one considers when [[GalacticConqueror balancing the universe.]] But this...''does'' put a smile on my face.
-->-- '''Thanos''', ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'' (trailer)

->[[ICallItVera Lucille]] is thirsty. She's a vampire bat! ''(chuckles...but no one laughs)'' [[LampshadeHanging What, was the joke bad]]?
-->--'''[[BigBad Negan]]''' after murdering Abraham and Glenn, ''Series/TheWalkingDead''

->[''As one, every dead body in Atlantis screams, before abruptly falling silent'']
->'''Proteus:''' Ha ha! Just kiddin'! You should see the look on your faces... Welcome tae my kingdom! Do you like what I've done with the place? [[DeadGuyOnDisplay The previous owner]] let the place get a bit musty. I figured it was high time to [[KillEmAll air it out a bit]]. Mm, tough crowd. Did [[PluckyComicRelief Morph]] have this much trouble gettin' a laugh outta ye? After all, [[GrandTheftMe it's his sense of humor I'm trying on for size]]...
->'''Blink:''' [[TranquilFury Morph was a decent man. Don't even pretend you have a shred of him still in you]].
-->--''ComicBook/{{Exiles}} #83: World Tour - Heroes Reborn: Conclusion''

->'''Calvin:''' Do you think [[ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight monsters are under the bed]] tonight?
->'''Hobbes:''' I don't know. How can you tell without looking?
->'''Calvin:''' One way is to tell a story about a little kid getting mauled and eaten alive.
->'''Hobbes:''' How does ''that'' tell you if you have monsters?
->'''Calvin:''' Sometimes they laugh.
-->--''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->Why, I haven't been this entertained since [[TheGreatDepression the Stock Market Crash of 1929]]! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! So many orphans.
-->--'''Alastor''', ''WebAnimation/HazbinHotel''

->''The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is.''
-->--'''King [=DeDeDe=]''', ''Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa''.

->''I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I am [[FrenchJerk French]].''
-->--'''[=LeFrog=]''', ''WesternAnimation/FlushedAway''.

-->--'''[=LeFrog=]''', ''WesternAnimation/FlushedAway'''.

->"Wit and humor... were verboten in the [[Creator/AynRand Randian]] movement. The philosophical rationale was that humor demonstrates that one "[[NoTrueScotsman is not serious about one's values]].' The actual reason, of course, is that no cult can withstand the piercing and sobering effect, the sane perspective, provided by humor. One was permitted to sneer at one's enemies, but that was the only humor allowed, if humor that be."
-->-- Economist '''Murray Rothbard''', (1972)

-->-- '''Goethe'''

->Wit and humor... were verboten in the [[Creator/AynRand Randian]] movement. The philosophical rationale was that humor demonstrates that one '[[NoTrueScotsman is not serious about one’s values]].' The actual reason, of course, is that no cult can withstand the piercing and sobering effect, the sane perspective, provided by humor. One was permitted to sneer at one’s enemies, but that was the only humor allowed, if humor that be.
-->--Economist '''Murray Rothbard''', (1972)

-->--'''The Doctor''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ("One")

-->--'''Goethe'''

->'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' Hey Kakarot! What is the opposite of Christopher Walken?\\

'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' CHRISTOPHER REEVE! *crushes Goku's legs*\\
'''Goku:''' *moans in pain* [[DudeNotFunny That was in terrible taste!]]\\
'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' Don't care! [[CardCarryingVillain Evil!]]
-->--''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Steven Haines''': Let me tell you something, that guy [Devin Weston] gets more tail than a...than a Tail Catcher! ''[Laughs at his own joke]''
->'''Trevor Phillips''': [[DeadpanSnarker I'll have to fuckin' remember that line]].
-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''

->'''Dodger''': Roscoe, Roscoe, is this us losing our sense of humor?\\
'''Roscoe''': Nah, I ain't lost my sense of humor. ''(kicks a television at the wall, breaking a few things and sending sparks flying)'' See? I find that funny! ''(chuckles maliciously)''
-->--'''WesternAnimation/OliverAndCompany'''

[[folder: First Type]]

[[folder: Second Type]]

->'''Dr. Eggman:''' I'm going to make sure that you watch my Vine compilations, and I'm gonna make you ''perish'', you little rodent!\\
'''Tails:''' I will never watch your Vine compilations 'cos they ''suck!'' You pick all the bad Vines!
-->--''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'', "VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 (Hero Story)"

-->--'WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'', "VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 (Hero Story)"

->Why, I haven't bee this entertained since [[TheGreatDepression the Stock Market Crash of 1929]]! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! So many orphans.

->Why, I haven't bee this entertained since [[TheGreatDepression the Stock Market Crash of 1929]]! Ha ha ha ha! So many orphans.

->'''Lord Cornwall:''' What's the matter? I thought Diane might be comforted by seeing Eddie again. Is it still TooSoon?

-->--'''Disney/OliverAndCompany'''

->Lucille is thirsty. She's a vampire bat! ''(chuckles...but no one laughs)'' [[LampshadeHanging What, was the joke bad]]?