History Quotes / EverybodyHatesHades

->"Hades has really gotten a bad rep over the years. People hear 'King of the Underworld' and suddenly all they can see is Satan. The thing is, mythological Hades [[MisunderstoodLonerWithAHeartOfGold never did ANYTHING to deserve his bad rep]]. Sure, he kidnapped Persephone, but this was [[ValuesDissonance a time when kidnapping your future wife wasn't as frowned upon as it is today]]. And by all accounts their relationship was [[HappilyMarried remarkably functional]]. He asked Zeus to stop Asclepius from resurrecting the dead, but it's not his fault that Zeus interpreted that as 'set the guy on fire.' He helped Orpheus reunite with his dead wife, and hey, it's not his fault the kid did the one thing he warned him not to do. By all accounts, Hades is a really NiceGuy who [[DarkIsNotEvil loves his wife, keeps his promises, and does his job]]. Also there's evidence that Cerberus means 'spotted', so this enormous dork also named [[FluffyTheTerrible his three-headed hellhound 'Spot'.]] You gotta love this guy!"

-->--'''Thanatos''', ''VideoGame/Hades''

->''"I'm quite feared up there. Most of them can't distinguish between me and, say, Ares--or your father, even. We fill them with despair. No helping it."

--> -- '''Death''', Creator/DougWalker's [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/12781-flashback02 Life with Death]]

->'''Hercules''': Uncle Hades, it is wrong to condemn people after they've changed for the good. Now, you can prove yourself to be an even greater god than my father, Zeus. He doesn't care about mortals, but you do. Give them a chance to change.\\
'''Hades''': Greater than Zeus?\\
'''Hercules''': Yeah. The legend of your compassion will sweep the world.\\
'''Hades''': My image could use a boost.

->'''[[Disney/{{Hercules}} Hades]]:''' Did you forget who you're talking to? I am the Lord of the Dead!\\

-->-- '''Red''', ''WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ije2WDJttrc Miscellaneous Myths: Theseus and Pirithous]]"

->"Hades has really gotten a bad rep over the years. People hear 'King of the Underworld' and suddenly all they can see is Satan. The thing is, mythological Hades [[MisunderstoodLonerWithAHeartOfGold never did ANYTHING to deserve his bad rep]]. Sure, he kidnapped Persephone, but this was [[ValuesDissonance a time when kidnapping your future wife wasn't as frowned upon as it is today]]. And by all accounts their relationship was [[HappilyMarried remarkably functional]]. He asked Zeus to stop Asclepius from resurrecting the dead, but it's not his fault that Zeus interpreted that as 'set the guy on fire.' He helped Orpheus reunite with his dead wife, and hey, it's not his fault the kid did the one thing he warned him not to do. By all accounts, Hades is a really NiceGuy who [[DarkIsNotEvil loves his wife, keeps his promises, and does his job]]. Also there's evidence that Cerberus means 'spotted' [[FluffyTheTerrible so this enormous dork also named his three-headed hellhound 'Spot'.]] You gotta love this guy!"

->"Hades has really gotten a bad rep over the years. People hear 'King of the Underworld' and suddenly all they can see is Satan. The thing is, mythological Hades [[MisunderstoodLonerWithAHeartOfGold never did ANYTHING to deserve his bad rep]]. Sure, he kidnapped Persephone, but this was [[ValuesDissonance a time when kidnapping your future wife wasn't as frowned upon as it is today]]. And by all accounts their relationship was remarkably functional. He asked Zeus to stop Asclepius from resurrecting the dead, but it's not his fault that Zeus interpreted that as 'set the guy on fire.' He helped Orpheus reunite with his dead wife, and hey, it's not his fault the kid did the one thing he warned him not to do. By all accounts, Hades is a really NiceGuy who [[DarkIsNotEvil loves his wife, keeps his promises, and does his job]]. Also there's evidence that Cerberus means 'spotted' [[FluffyTheTerrible so this enormous dork also named his three-headed hellhound 'Spot'.]] You gotta love this guy!"

->'''Hades:''' [[spoiler:Do you think I ''want'' war, godling?]]\\
'''Percy:''' [[spoiler:You are the Lord of the Dead. A war would expand your kingdom, correct?]]\\
'''Hades:''' [[spoiler:A typical thing for my brothers to say! Do you think I need more subjects? Did you not see the sprawl of the Asphodel Fields?]]
-->-- ''[[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief]]''

-->--'''Hades''', ''Literature/MythOMania'' Book V: 'Literature/StopThatBullTheseus''

-->--'''Hades''', ''Literature/MythOMania'' Book V: ''Stop That Bull, Theseus!''

->"Hades has really gotten a bad rep over the years. People hear 'King of the Underworld' and suddenly all they can see is Satan. The thing is, mythological Hades [[MisunderstoodLonerWithAHeartOfGold never did ANYTHING to deserve his bad rep]]. Sure, he kidnapped Persephone, but this was a time when kidnapping your future wife wasn't as frowned upon as it is today. And by all accounts their relationship was remarkably functional. He asked Zeus to stop Asclepius from resurrecting the dead, but it's not his fault that Zeus interpreted that as 'set the guy on fire.' He helped Orpheus reunite with his dead wife, and hey, it's not his fault the kid did the one thing he warned him not to do. By all accounts, Hades is a really NiceGuy who [[DarkIsNotEvil loves his wife, keeps his promises, and does his job]]. Also there's evidence that Cerberus means 'spotted' [[FluffyTheTerrible so this enormous dork also named his three-headed hellhound 'Spot'.]] You gotta love this guy!"

->'''[[Disney/{{Hercules}} Hades]]:''' Did you forget who you're talking to? I am the Lord of the Dead!
->'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Auron]]:''' No wonder no one wants to die.
--> -- ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''

-->-- '''Red''', '''WebOriginal/OverlySarcasticProductions''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ije2WDJttrc Miscellaneous Myths: Theseus and Pirithous]]"

->"Hades has really gotten a bad rep over the years. People hear 'King of the Underworld' and suddenly all they can see is Satan. The thing is, mythological Hades [[MisunderstoodLonerWithAHeartOfGold never did ANYTHING to deserve his bad rep]]. Sure, he kidnapped Persephone, but this was a time when kidnapping your future wife wasn't as frowned upon as it is today. And by all accounts their relationship was remarkably functional. He asked Zeus to stop Asclepius from resurrecting the dead, but it's not his fault that Zeus interpreted that as 'set the guy on fire.' He helped Orpheus reunite with his dead wife, and hey, it's not his fault the kid did the one thing he warned him not to do. By all accounts, Hades is a really NiceGuy who [[GoodAllAlong loves his wife, keeps his promises, and does his job]]. Also there's evidence that Cerberus means 'spotted' so this enormous dork also named his three-headed hellhound 'Spot'. You gotta love this guy!"

-->-- '''Red''', WebOriginal/OverlySarcasticProductions, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ije2WDJttrc Miscellaneous Myths: Theseus and Pirithous]]"

->"[[DarkIsNotEvil Hades]] has really gotten a bad rep over the years. People hear 'King of the Underworld' and suddenly all they can see is Satan. The thing is, mythological Hades [[MisunderstoodLonerWithAHeartOfGold never did ANYTHING to deserve his bad rep]]. Sure, he kidnapped Persephone, but this was a time when kidnapping your future wife wasn't as frowned upon as it is today. And by all accounts their relationship was remarkably functional. He asked Zeus to stop Asclepius from resurrecting the dead, but it's not his fault that Zeus interpreted that as 'set the guy on fire.' He helped Orpheus reunite with his dead wife, and hey, it's not his fault the kid did the one thing he warned him not to do. By all accounts, Hades is a really NiceGuy who [[GoodAllAlong loves his wife, keeps his promises, and does his job]]. Also there's evidence that Cerberus means 'spotted' so this enormous dork also named his three-headed hellhound 'Spot'. [[TheCutie You gotta love this guy!]]"

->"[[DarkIsNotEvil Hades]] has really gotten a bad rep over the years. People hear 'King of the Underworld' and suddenly all they can see is Satan. The thing is, mythological Hades [[MisunderstoodLonerWithAHeartOfGold never did ANYTHING to deserve his bad rep]]. Sure, he kidnapped Persephone, but this was a time when kidnapping your future wife wasn't as frowned upon as it is today. And by all accounts their relationship was remarkably functional. He asked Zeus to stop Asclepius to stop resurrecting the dead, but it's not his fault that Zeus interpreted that as 'set the guy on fire.' He helped Orpheus reunite with his dead wife, and hey, it's not his fault the kid did the one thing he warned him not to do. By all accounts, Hades is a really NiceGuy who [[GoodAllAlong loves his wife, keeps his promises, and does his job]]. Also there's evidence that Cerberus means 'spotted' so this enormous dork also named his three-headed hellhound 'Spot'. [[TheCutie You gotta love this guy!]]"

->"Hades has really gotten a bad rep over the years. People hear 'King of the Underworld' and suddenly all they can see is Satan. The thing is, mythological Hades [[MisunderstoodLonerWithAHeartOfGold never did ANYTHING to deserve his bad rep]]. Sure, he kidnapped Persephone, but this was a time when kidnapping your future wife wasn't as frowned upon as it is today. And by all accounts their relationship was remarkably functional. He asked Zeus to stop Asclepius to stop resurrecting the dead, but it's not his fault that Zeus interpreted that as 'set the guy on fire.' He helped Orpheus reunite with his dead wife, and hey, it's not his fault the kid did the one thing he warned him not to do. By all accounts, Hades is a really nice guy who loves his wife, keeps his promises, and does his job. Also there's evidence that Cerberus means 'spotted' so this enormous dork also named his three-headed hellhound 'Spot'. You gotta love this guy!"

->"Hades has really gotten a bad rep over the years. People hear 'King of the Underworld' and suddenly all they can see is Satan. The thing is, mythological Hades never did ANYTHING to deserve his bad rep. Sure, he kidnapped Persephone, but this was a time when kidnapping your future wife wasn't as frowned upon as it is today. And by all accounts their relationship was remarkably functional. He asked Zeus to stop Asclepius to stop resurrecting the dead, but it's not his fault that Zeus interpreted that as 'set the guy on fire.' He helped Orpheus reunite with his dead wife, and hey, it's not his fault the kid did the one thing he warned him not to do. By all accounts, Hades is a really nice guy who loves his wife, keeps his promises, and does his job. Also there's evidence that Cerberus means 'spotted' so this enormous dork also named his three-headed hellhound 'Spot'. You gotta love this guy!"

-->-- '''Red''', WebVideo/OverlySarcasticProductions, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ije2WDJttrc Miscellaneous Myths: Theseus and Pirithous]]"

->'''[[Disney/{{Hercules}} Hades]]:''' Don't you know who you're talking to? I am Lord of the Dead!

--> -- '''Death''', [[WebOriginal/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Doug Walker's]] [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/12781-flashback02 Life with Death]]

--> -- '''Death''', [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Doug Walker's]] [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/12781-flashback02 Life with Death]]