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->''"Ah, there's nothin' like a little... ''stranglin' '' to get the blood flowin', am I right?"''
-->-- '''[[TooKinkyToTorture Klaus Hargreeves]],''' fresh from being garroted by his torturers, ''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', "Man On The Moon"

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->''"Ah, there's nothin' like a little... ''stranglin' '' ''stranglin[='=]'' to get the blood flowin', am I right?"''
-->-- '''[[TooKinkyToTorture Klaus Hargreeves]],''' Hargreeves]]''', fresh from being garroted by his torturers, ''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', "Man On The Moon"
"[[Recap/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019S01E04 Man on the Moon]]"



->'''Cheryl''': You seriously don't think that's hot?
->'''Pam''': I seriously think you're scary.
->'''Cheryl''': No, no no no... like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the ''shit'' out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is him just squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet blob of drool drips off his teeth and just - blurp! - falls right onto your popped out eyeball.
->'''Pam''': ...Jesus Christ.
->'''Cheryl''': I know, right?
->'''Lana''': What the hell?
->'''Cheryl''': I'm wet just thinking about it.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "Honeypot"

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->'''Cheryl''': ->'''Cheryl:''' You seriously don't think that's hot?
->'''Pam''':
hot?\\
'''Pam:'''
I seriously think you're scary.
->'''Cheryl''':
scary.\\
'''Cheryl:'''
No, no no no... like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the ''shit'' out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is him just squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet blob of drool drips off his teeth and just - -- blurp! - -- falls right onto your popped out eyeball.
->'''Pam''': ...
eyeball.\\
'''Pam:''' ...
Jesus Christ.
->'''Cheryl''':
Christ.\\
'''Cheryl:'''
I know, right?
->'''Lana''':
right?\\
'''Lana:'''
What the hell?
->'''Cheryl''':
hell?\\
'''Cheryl:'''
I'm wet just thinking about it.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "Honeypot""[[Recap/ArcherS1E5Honeypot Honeypot]]"
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-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "Honeypot"

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-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "Honeypot"
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'''Cheryl''': You seriously don't think that's hot?
'''Pam''': I seriously think you're scary.
'''Cheryl''': No, no no no... like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the ''shit'' out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is him just squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet blob of drool drips off his teeth and just - blurp! - falls right onto your popped out eyeball.
'''Pam''': ...Jesus Christ.
'''Cheryl''': I know, right?
'''Lana''': What the hell?
'''Cheryl''': I'm wet just thinking about it.

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'''Cheryl''': ->'''Cheryl''': You seriously don't think that's hot?
'''Pam''': ->'''Pam''': I seriously think you're scary.
'''Cheryl''': ->'''Cheryl''': No, no no no... like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the ''shit'' out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is him just squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet blob of drool drips off his teeth and just - blurp! - falls right onto your popped out eyeball.
'''Pam''': ...->'''Pam''': ...Jesus Christ.
'''Cheryl''': ->'''Cheryl''': I know, right?
'''Lana''': ->'''Lana''': What the hell?
'''Cheryl''': ->'''Cheryl''': I'm wet just thinking about it.
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-->-- '''Creator/FrankieBoyle''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBA6MHzojEc&t=5s New World Order]]''

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-->-- '''Creator/FrankieBoyle''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBA6MHzojEc&t=5s New World Order]]''Order]]''

'''Cheryl''': You seriously don't think that's hot?
'''Pam''': I seriously think you're scary.
'''Cheryl''': No, no no no... like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the ''shit'' out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is him just squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet blob of drool drips off his teeth and just - blurp! - falls right onto your popped out eyeball.
'''Pam''': ...Jesus Christ.
'''Cheryl''': I know, right?
'''Lana''': What the hell?
'''Cheryl''': I'm wet just thinking about it.
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "Honeypot"
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->"There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain't a species made to last."

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->"There ->''"There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain't a species made to last.""''



->Ah, there's nothin' like a little... ''stranglin' '' to get the blood flowin', am I right?

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->Ah, ->''"Ah, there's nothin' like a little... ''stranglin' '' to get the blood flowin', am I right?right?"''



->Many cultural critics believe that humanity's last truly creative act was [[Music/{{INXS}} Michael Hutchence]]'s 1997 wank-hanging, [[CrossesTheLineTwice which took even the artist himself by surprise]].

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->Many ->''"Many cultural critics believe that humanity's last truly creative act was [[Music/{{INXS}} Michael Hutchence]]'s 1997 wank-hanging, [[CrossesTheLineTwice which took even the artist himself by surprise]]."''

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-->--''[[https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays/status/124170637190250497 Shit My Dad Says]]''

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-->--''[[https://twitter.-->-- ''[[https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays/status/124170637190250497 Shit My Dad Says]]''



-->--'''[[TooKinkyToTorture Klaus Hargreeves]],''' fresh from being garroted by his torturers, ''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', "Man On The Moon"

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-->--'''[[TooKinkyToTorture -->-- '''[[TooKinkyToTorture Klaus Hargreeves]],''' fresh from being garroted by his torturers, ''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', "Man On The Moon"
Moon"

->''"Hey look, when you die via auto-erotic asphyxiation, people are gonna be talking about that shit for years to come. You'll just have to deal with it."''
-->-- '''Rich Evans''' on Creator/DavidCarradine, ''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst''



-->--'''Creator/FrankieBoyle''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBA6MHzojEc&t=5s New World Order]]''

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-->--'''Creator/FrankieBoyle''', -->-- '''Creator/FrankieBoyle''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBA6MHzojEc&t=5s New World Order]]''
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-->--'''[[TooKinkyToTorture Klaus Hargreeves]],''' fresh from being garroted by his torturers, ''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', "Man On The Moon"

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-->--'''[[TooKinkyToTorture Klaus Hargreeves]],''' fresh from being garroted by his torturers, ''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', "Man On The Moon"Moon"

->Many cultural critics believe that humanity's last truly creative act was [[Music/{{INXS}} Michael Hutchence]]'s 1997 wank-hanging, [[CrossesTheLineTwice which took even the artist himself by surprise]].
-->--'''Creator/FrankieBoyle''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBA6MHzojEc&t=5s New World Order]]''
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-->--''[[https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays/status/124170637190250497 Shit My Dad Says]]''

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-->--''[[https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays/status/124170637190250497 Shit My Dad Says]]''Says]]''

->Ah, there's nothin' like a little... ''stranglin' '' to get the blood flowin', am I right?
-->--'''[[TooKinkyToTorture Klaus Hargreeves]],''' fresh from being garroted by his torturers, ''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', "Man On The Moon"
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->"There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain't a species made to last."
-->--''[[https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays/status/124170637190250497 Shit My Dad Says]]''

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