History Quotes / Drakengard

->"Okay, here's what Drakengard is.\\
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Drakengard is the idea of having a game set into your average, generic fantasy world.\\
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However, that generic fantasy world is ending.\\
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As in, it's about to get fucking destroyed. It's about to be raped with the biggest dose of fuck you've ever seen in your life. There is not a single thing about it that isn't going to get raped until it's a mushy mix of brown and red.\\\
Now, in order to convey this premise, EVERYTHING in Drakengard is designed to set the right mindset for the player. The gameplay is clunky, repetitive, frustrating, to destroy your willpower. The soundtrack is experimental, droning, often dissonant, to obliterate your mind. The characters are either insane, murdering cunts, tragic victims of circumstance, or straight-up cowards, because everything you love and value must die and you must always be disappointed.\\\
And lastly, the protagonist is literally Hitler. He's not the "AntiHero," he's not the "TragicHero," and he's not even an edgy tryhard. The protagonist of this game is literally a villain that you just happen to control. He will squash children in the mud until they're a fine paste because that's just what he does on a regular basis. There is nothing he understands besides "save sister" and "murder fucking everyone." This is because any positive feeling of being a hero and doing the right thing must be exterminated from your very being when you play this game. You must not experience any form of pleasure whatsoever.\\
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Drakengard is the video game equivalent of being strapped to a chair and having every bone in your body broken by a big burly man with a baseball bat, starting with your feet. The reason this game has a fanbase is complicated. Some people realize they love getting smashed to pieces and being completely obliterated, and so they become fans. There's a certain level of masochistic pleasure involved."\\
--> Anonymous, [[ImageBoards 8chan]]
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However, that generic fantasy world is [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt ending]].\\

[[ApocalypseHow As in, it's about to get fucking destroyed. It's about to be raped with the biggest dose of fuck you've ever seen in your life. There is not a single thing about it that isn't going to get raped until it's a mushy mix of brown and red.]]\\

Now, in order to convey this premise, [[StylisticSuck EVERYTHING in Drakengard is designed to set the right mindset for the player]]. The gameplay is clunky, repetitive, frustrating, to destroy your willpower. The soundtrack is experimental, droning, often dissonant, to obliterate your mind. [[DysfunctionJunction The characters are either insane, murdering cunts, tragic victims of circumstance, or straight-up cowards]], because everything you love and value must die and you must always be disappointed.\\
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And lastly, the protagonist is literally Hitler. He's not the "AntiHero," he's not the "TragicHero," and he's not even an edgy tryhard. The protagonist of this game is literally a [[VillainProtagonist villain]] that you just happen to control. He will [[WouldHurtAChild squash children in the mud]] until they're a fine paste because that's just what he does on a regular basis. There is nothing he understands besides "save sister" and "murder fucking everyone." This is because any positive feeling of being a hero and doing the right thing must be exterminated from your very being when you play this game. You must not experience any form of pleasure whatsoever.\\
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And lastly, the protagonist is literally Hitler. He's not the "AntiHero," he's not the "TragicHero," and he's not even an edgy tryhard. The protagonist of this game is literally a [[VillainProtagonist villain]] that you just happen to control. He will [[WouldHurtAChild squash children in the mud]] because that's just what he does on a regular basis. There is nothing he understands besides "save sister" and "murder fucking everyone." This is because any positive feeling of being a hero and doing the right thing must be destroyed and you must not experience any form of pleasure whatsoever.\\

->'''Red Dragon''': [when Caim raises his sword to finish off the already wounded dragon] Kill me if you desire. But you can never dirty my soul, wretched human.\\
'''Caim''': Tell me—do you still want to live, dragon?\\
'''Red Dragon''': [caught off-guard] What?\\

'''Red Dragon''': Hmph! What makes you worthy of a pact with me?\\
'''Caim''': Worthy or not, I wish to live. Despise me if you will, but I shall not die! Your answer! A pact, or…death?!

And lastly, the protagonist is literally Hitler. He's not the "AntiHero," he's not the "TragicHero," and he's not even an edgy tryhard. The protagonist of this game is literally a [[VillainProtagonist villain]] that you just happen to control. He will squash children in the mud because that's just what he does on a regular basis. There is nothing he understands besides "save sister" and "murder fucking everyone." This is because any positive feeling of being a hero and doing the right thing must be destroyed and you must not experience any form of pleasure whatsoever.\\

"Okay, here's what Drakengard is.

Drakengard is the idea of having a game set into your average, generic fantasy world.

However, that generic fantasy world is [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt ending]].

[[ApocalypseHow As in, it's about to get fucking destroyed. It's about to be raped with the biggest dose of fuck you've ever seen in your life. There is not a single thing about it that isn't going to get raped until it's a mushy mix of brown and red.]]

Now, in order to convey this premise, [[StylisticSuck EVERYTHING in Drakengard is designed to set the right mindset for the player]]. The gameplay is clunky, repetitive, frustrating, to destroy your willpower. The soundtrack is experimental, droning, often dissonant, to obliterate your mind. [[DysfunctionJunction The characters are either insane, murdering cunts, tragic victims of circumstance, or straight-up cowards]], because everything you love and value must die and you must always be disappointed.

And lastly, the protagonist is literally Hitler. He's not the "AntiHero," he's not the "TragicHero," and he's not even an edgy tryhard. The protagonist of this game is literally a [[VillainProtagonist villain]] that you just happen to control. He will squash children in the mud because that's just what he does on a regular basis. There is nothing he understands besides "save sister" and "murder fucking everyone." This is because any positive feeling of being a hero and doing the right thing must be destroyed and you must not experience any form of pleasure whatsoever.

Drakengard is the video game equivalent of being strapped to a chair and having every bone in your body broken by a big burly man with a baseball bat, starting with your feet. The reason this game has a fanbase is complicated. Some people realize they love getting smashed to pieces and being completely obliterated, and so they become fans. There's a certain level of masochistic pleasure involved."

As in, it's about to get fucking destroyed. It's about to be raped with the biggest dose of fuck you've ever seen in your life. There is not a single thing about it that isn't going to get raped until it's a mushy mix of brown and red.

Drakengard is the video game equivalent of being strapped to a chair ans having every bone in your body broken by a big burly man with a baseball bat, starting with your feet. The reason this game has a fanbase is complicated. Some people realize they love getting smashed to pieces and being completely obliterated, and so they become fans. There's a certain level of masochistic pleasure involved."

Now, in order to convey this premise, [[StylisticSuck EVERYTHING in Drakengard is designed to set the right mindset for the player]]. The gameplay is clunky, repetitive, frustrating, to destroy your willpower. The soundtrack is experimental, droning, often dissonant, to obliterate your mind. [[DysfunctionJunction The characters are either insane, murdering cunts, tragic victims of circumstance, or straight-up cowards, because everything you love and value must die and you must always be disappointed.

->"Okay, here's what Drakengard is.