History Quotes / DelayedReaction

'''Olive:''' Wait. Did she say "in ''our'' office"?

-> The panda was kind of cute, actually. It had a huge head with big round eyes that looked just like mine. And when I smiled, the panda smiled. [[ExplainExplainOhCrap And when I pointed to the mirror, so did-]]

-->--''When Words Fail'', an ''VideoGame/{{Omori}}'' fanfic

-> The panda was kinda cute, actually. It had a huge head with big round eyes that looked just like mine. And when I smiled, the panda smiled. [[ExplainExplainOhCrap And when I pointed to the mirror, so did-]]

-->--''The Real R.P.G.: The Story Of The Red Panda Girl'' (The {{Novelization}} of ''WesternAnimation/{{TurningRed Turning Red}}'')

-->--''WebVideo/JoueurDuGrenier'', ''VideoGame/FacesOfEvil'' review

-->--'''Literature/{{Elcenia}}'''

->''To this day, I giggle to myself thinking about what that cop must've been thinking when he saw that. There's [[CloudCuckooLander Henderson]] 'driving' the car, taking a hit off a bong the size of God, next to him is a dude who looks like a slightly less fat Creator/KevinSmith looking bored out the window, there's [[TheStoner so much smoke inside that you'd think the car's on fire]], and there's a couple of people [[AutoErotica obviously fucking in the back seat]]. I'd like to think that he was thinking about his family, or going to watch a hockey game at the bar with his friends. Or maybe finally asking the cute waitress out. I just... Some part of me desperately wants to know why it took him two blocks to process what he just saw.''

->''Tekaal chewed on his lip. "Regardless of where the event might take place, some amount of magic - a considerable amount, really - would be called for to enable the attendance of everyone who might wish to be present if..." He coughed, and Rhysel tilted her head. "If you were to agree to marry me."\\
Rhysel lost a few ticks detachedly considering whether there was any way her parents would put up with being summoned and how much of an improvement it could possibly be to instead send all of the guests from Elcenia to Barashi, before she realized what Tekaal was actually asking and put down her mixing bowl to kiss him.''

'''[[spoiler:Bismuth]]:''' ''(sticks her head under the lava and screams for eight seconds straight before coming back up)'' OH MY GOSH! It all make sense now!

-->--'''Dong Zhou''', ''[[WebAnimation/OverSimplified Three Kingdoms - OverSimplified]]''

'''Cat in the Hat:''' What about it? (''looks down'') Oh, I see! [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction I chopped it off.]] Well that's interesting, because... [[OhCrap SON OF A]] [[SoundEffectBleep BI--*bleeeeep*]]

'''Suzuha:''' Ugggh, what should I do? What do you think I Gould do?\\

->''To this day, I giggle to myself thinking about what that cop must've been thinking when he saw that. There's [[CloudCuckooLander Henderson]] 'driving' the car, taking a hit off a bong the size of God, next to him is a dude who looks like a slightly less fat Creator/KevinSmith looking bored out the window, there's so much smoke inside that you'd think the car's on fire, and there's a couple of people [[AutoErotica obviously fucking in the back seat]]. I'd like to think that he was thinking about his family, or going to watch a hockey game at the bar with his friends. Or maybe finally asking the cute waitress out. I just... Some part of me desperately wants to know why it took him two blocks to process what he just saw.''

->''To this day, I giggle to myself thinking about what that cop must've been thinking when he saw that. There's [[CloudCuckooLander Henderson]] 'driving' the car, taking a hit off a bong the size of God, next to him is a dude who looks like a slightly less fat Creator/KevinSmith looking bored out the window, there's so much smoke inside that you'd think the car's on fire, and there's a couple of people [[AutoErotica obviously fucking in the back seat]]. I'd like to think that he was thinking about his family, or going to watch a hockey game at the bar with his friends. Or maybe finally asking the cute waitress out. I just... Some part of me desperately wants to know why it took him two blocks to process what he just saw.

->'''Steven:''' [[ExpositionCut ...and]] [[Recap/StevenUniverseS5E18ASinglePaleRose that's the]] [[Recap/StevenUniverseS5E19NowWereOnlyFallingApart whole]] [[NothingIsTheSame story]].\\

-->--found on {{Website/Tumblr}}

->'''Anonymous asked''': if Creator/{{karl marx}} was real he could beat you up, effortlessly. karl marx could rip your little twig body asunder\\

'''edwad''': wait, "if karl marx was real".... is he... made up?

->'''Anonymous asked''': if creator/{{karl marx}} was real he could beat you up, effortlessly. karl marx could rip your little twig body asunder\\