History Quotes / BringMyBrownPants

-> "''Happy campers/Crap in their Pampers''"

-->-- "Volcano", ''Music/ThePresidentsOfTheUnitedStatesOfAmerica''

* "''Happy campers/Crap in their Pampers''"

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->'''Aerion Greyjoy:''' I wonder what Harren Hoare thought when all he built turned to fire...
->'''Tyrion Lannister:''' I imagine it was something like "Oh, I do hope that I just spilled some wine in my lap."
-->--''Fanfic/TheKingNobodyWanted''
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->''Somebody peed my pants. [[TimeTravel But I don't know if it was baby me or old me.]] Or... just ''me'' me.''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/AntMan Scott Lang]]''', ''Film/AvengersEndgame''

->'''[[BigBad Ephraim Swan]]:''' I can abide a man [[KnowWhenToFoldEm who gets run off by a posse]]. I can even abide a man who gets himself shot up by [[TheGunslinger Frank Morgan]]. [[YouHaveFailedMe But I can't abide a man who'd piss himself in the middle of a fight.]]
-->--''Literature/TheLastGunfighterNoMansLand''

-> '''Cat''': Forget red alert, let's go all the way to brown alert!
-> '''Kryten''': There's no such thing as brown alert.
-> '''Cat''': You won't be saying that in a minute, and don't say I didn't alert you!
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf''

->''"So this book wants to teach me how to kill a hijacker? I'm crammed into a tube with 200 people too fat for their seats and [[OverreactingAirportSecurity scared of]] [[ThisBananaIsArmed toothpaste!]] If some guy pulls a knife on us, there's going to be so much panicked incontinence on the floor that I'll need a jet ski to get to him."''

->British soldiers in [[UsefulNotes/TheNapoleonicWars Napoleonic times]] [[BringMyRedJacket wore red jackets to hide the blood from gunshot wounds]]. The French also wore brown trousers, for some reason.

->''"PREPARE YOUR BLADDER FOR IMMINENT RELEASE!"''
-->--'''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'''

->''"Fetch me old brown trousers\\
Bring them to me now\\
I'll wear them in the rigging when they fire across the bow\\
Fetch me old brown trousers\\
I fear we may be hit\\
Even if they sink me down they'll never see me [[CurseCutShort sh--]]''Heave Ho''!"''
-->-- "The Ballad of Old Redcoat", '''The Pyrates Royale'''

->''"[[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon McMahon]] 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'"''
-->-- '''Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin'''

->"We fear you exceedingly, even to the relaxation of sphincters!" they chorused.
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheLordsOfCreation In the Courts of the Crimson Kings]]'' by S. M. Stirling.

-> ''"Am I glad I remembered to pack my parachute today... Although, some spare pants would have been handy, too."''
-->-- '''Chase [=McCain=]''', ''VideoGame/LegoCityUndercover''

-> ''"God, I think I just SHITTED ON MYSELF!"''
-->-- '''Big Man''', ''Music/TrappedInTheCloset''

->'''Ace:''' Hi! I'm looking for Ray Finkle.\\
''(Ray's father points a gun at him)''\\
'''Ace:''' And a clean pair of shorts.
-->-- ''Film/AceVenturaPetDetective''

->''"Is there a good laundry in this town?"''
-->-- '''Peter Yates''', ''Film/MurdersInTheZoo''

->'''Scowler''': Remember, they can smell fear!
->'''Patchi''': Sorry, that's not fear.
->'''Juniper''': ''(Steps in something)'' I think I just stepped in some fear!
-->-- '''Film/WalkingWithDinosaurs: The Movie'''

-->--'''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'''

->*Vanessa and Austin are being lowered into a pool of man-eating mutant sea bass*
->'''Vanessa:''' What's your plan?
->'''Austin:''' First, I plan to soil myself. Then I'm going to regroup and come up with another plan.
-->--''Film/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery''

->"After [[NightmareFuel/MarbleHornets that image,]] I believe that Jay probably contributed a few of his own bricks to that collection he was hiding behind."
-->-- [[http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=32244&start=90 Unfiction post]] on ''WebVideo/MarbleHornets'' Entry 40

->''"Okay, uh, boys, set the terror level at Code Brown, 'cause I need to change my pants."''
-->-- '''[[Creator/StephenColbert The President of the United States]],''' ''WesternAnimation/MonstersVsAliens''

->''"So this book wants to teach me how to kill a hijacker? I'm crammed into a tube with 200 people too fat for their seats and [[OverreactingAirportSecurity scared of]] [[ThisBananaIsArmed toothpaste!]] If some guy pulls a knife on us, there's going to be so much panicked incontinence on the floor that I'll need a jet ski to get to him."''
-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-real-survival-guides-for-wildly-improbable-situations/#ixzz31qD23SqV "4 real Survival Guides For Improbable Situations"]]

->''"Wet yourselves and ''RUN''!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', ''WebVideo/SuburbanKnights''

->''"I am currently wetting my pants."''
-->-- '''Shiro Shinobi''' provides commentary [[DeadlineNews even as]] [[spoiler:an Equalist invades his booth]], ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''

->''"No, it's not an emergency, it's just time to… empty your bowels."''
-->-- '''Jeremy Clarkson''', ''Series/TopGear''

->''"SOME POO'S COME OUT!"''
->''"A LOT OF POO JUST SHOT OUT THEN!"''
-->-- '''Jeremy Clarkson''', ''Series/TopGear''

-> '''Cat''': Forget red alert, let's go all the way to brown alert!
-> '''Kryten''': There's no such thing as brown alert.
-> '''Cat''': You won't be saying that in a minute, and don't say I didn't alert you!
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf''

-> '''Rimmer''': Look, we all know you're programmed not to harm humans, so you can drop the tough-talk, you big square-jawed chump.
-> ''(The robot's RoboCam scans Rimmer (a hologram), Cat (felix sapiens) and Lister ("Barely human - what the hell!"))''
-> '''Hudson-10''': You are all... viable... targets.
-> '''Rimmer''': ([[OhCrap gulps]]) Well, it's been a few years since I did that.
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf''

->''"Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me."''
-->-- '''Dale Gribble,''' ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill''

-> '''''"PANTS TO BE DARKENED!"'''''
-->-- [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara,]] [[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash,]] [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown and Film Brain]] during their review of the infamous 2011 ''[[Series/WonderWoman2011Pilot Wonder Woman]]'' pilot.

->Bowles was a tough man. He'd faced the nastiest horrors in his piece of shithole Yellow Zone without blinking. Yet, the [[OhCrap sudden horrified realization]] that hit him at that moment made the corporal void himself, which only marginally worsened the stink in the blood-soaked fighting hole.
-->-- ''Fanfic/TiberiumWars, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3654039/17/Tiberium_Wars# Chapter XVI]]''

->'''MasterComputer:''' "I see TheFederation has issued new uniforms."
->'''EnsignNewbie:''' "Star Command says it's my lucky RedShirt!"
->'''Computer:''' "I see they've also given you brown pants to go with that red shirt."
->'''Ensign:''' "Huh?"
->'''Computer:''' "Just gratuitous foreshadowing..."
-->-- ''Alien Adventure'' by John Freda.

->''"I just did something involuntary...and messy."''
-->-- '''Sid''', ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeTheMeltdown''

->She has collapsed to the ground, still clutching the wound on her arm, but now she is tainted with the harsh ammonia smell of urine and the unpleasant stench of tears mixing with mucus as she cries in terror.
-->-- ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji''

->''"Been a while since I had a good hunt! That tingling sensation running up your spine? Inevitability. And that bit running down your leg? Fear."''
-->-- '''Lucifer Morningstar''', ''Series/{{Lucifer 2016}}''

->'''Rip:''' ''What's that smell?''
->'''Limo driver:''' D-d-dookieee!
->'''Rip:''' ...dookie?
-->-- ''Film/NoHoldsBarred''

->''*gulp* (Maybe I should've brought a diaper with me today...)''
-->-- '''Phoenix Wright''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney - Trials & Tribulations''

->''Oh, it's a good thing I just went...''
-->-- '''Otacon''' [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=445 narrowly]] [[AvertedTrope averts]] this trope, ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound''

->"The task of an officer of the [[UsefulNotes/TheSoundOfMartialMusic Habsburgs]]" (they used to tell us at the Marine Akademie) "is to lead his men forward fearlessly and resolutely to win ever greater victories for the Noble House of Austria: yes, even though he should have filled his trousers with fright just a moment before."
-->-- ''A Sailor of Austria'' by John Biggins

->''Somebody peed my pants. [[TimeTravel But I don't know if it was baby me or old me.]] Or... just ''me'' me.''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/AntMan Scott Lang]]''', ''Film/AvengersEndgame''

->'''Nick Fury:''' (''watching Bruce Banner turn into Hulk'') I hope you know what you're doing here, Captain, because all I'm doing is messing a decent pair of army pants, man...
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''

->'''[[BigBad Ephraim Swan]]:''' I can abide a man [[KnowWhenToFoldEm who gets run off by a posse.]] I can even abide a man who gets himself shot up by [[TheGunslinger Frank Morgan.]] [[YouHaveFailedMe But I can't abide a man who'd piss himself in the middle of a fight.]]
-->--Western novel ''The Last Gunfighter: No Man's Land''

->'''Aerion Greyjoy:''' I wonder what Harren Hoare thought when all he built turned to fire....
->'''Tyrion Lannister:''' I imagine it was something like "Oh, I do hope that I just spilled some wine in my lap."
-->--''Fanfic/TheKingNobodyWanted''

->''"Brown {{loincloth}} time!"''
-->-- '''Buga the Knut''', ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''

->''"Glad I'm wearing a diaper."''
-->-- '''"Baby" Brent''', ''WesternAnimation/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs''

->''"I'm gonna need more bubble wrap. And a fresh pair of undies."''
-->-- '''Lola Loud''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "April Fools Rules"

->'''Theresa:''' Whoa! What is that?!\\

->'''Johnny Cage:''' Grandma Carlton told you my secret?\\
'''Cassie Cage:''' Johnny Pee-Pants?\\
'''Johnny:''' I had one accident. One!
-->--''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''

->''"Boys, set the terror alert to brown, because I need to change my pants."''

-->-- '''Literature/TheWindsOfWinter''', from '''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'''

->''"The rules of my order forbid me to divulge the contents of Lord Arnolf's letters."''
->''"Your vows are stronger than your bladder, it would seem."''
-->-- '''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'''

->''The accountant had about a second in which to turn pale and wet himself before [[ShootTheMessenger Kurt ripped his head off]].''

->''"We fear you exceedingly, even to the relaxation of sphincters!" they chorused.''

->''Bowles was a tough man. He'd faced the nastiest horrors in his piece of shithole Yellow Zone without blinking. Yet, the [[OhCrap sudden horrified realization]] that hit him at that moment made the corporal void himself, which only marginally worsened the stink in the blood-soaked fighting hole.''
-->-- ''[[Fanfic/TiberiumWars Tiberium Wars]], [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3654039/17/Tiberium_Wars# Chapter XVI]]''

->"I just did something involuntary...and messy."

->"Been a while since I had a good hunt! That tingling sensation running up your spine? Inevitability. And that bit running down your leg? Fear."

-->-- '''Sid''', ''WesternAnimation/IceAge2TheMeltdown''

->''I pissed my pants,''
->''The toilet was just too far.''
->''I drunk too much damn beer!''
->''I tried to hold it in,''
->''But my bladder just gave in,''
->''And I pissed right through my drawers,''
->''Right through my Wrangler drawers.''
->''I pissed, I pissed right through my drawers.''
-->-- ''Creator/LarryTheCableGuy'': ''A Very Larry Xmas''

->"It happens when I'm nervous."
-->-- '''Squidward''' after he inks, ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongebobMovieSpongeOutOfWater''

->"[[Videogame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent Amnesia]] isn't a perfect game, but it's almost unmatched as a constipation aid."