| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 4 | ->'''Nick Fury:''' (''watching Bruce Banner turn into Hulk'') I hope you know what you're doing here, Captain, because all I'm doing is messing a decent pair of army pants, man... |
| 5 | -->-- ''ComicBook/TheUltimates'' |
| 6 | |
| 7 | [[/folder]] |
| 8 | |
| 9 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 10 | |
| 11 | ->She has collapsed to the ground, still clutching the wound on her arm, but now she is tainted with the harsh ammonia smell of urine and the unpleasant stench of tears mixing with mucus as she cries in terror. |
| 12 | -->-- ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji'' |
| 13 | |
| 14 | ->Bowles was a tough man. He'd faced the nastiest horrors in his piece of shithole Yellow Zone without blinking. Yet, the [[OhCrap sudden horrified realization]] that hit him at that moment made the corporal void himself, which only marginally worsened the stink in the blood-soaked fighting hole. |
| 15 | -->-- ''Fanfic/TiberiumWars, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3654039/17/Tiberium_Wars# Chapter XVI]]'' |
| 16 | |
| 17 | ->''Wolfrun tensed up, and as my father would put it, “just about shit his pants”.'' |
| 18 | -->-- ''Fanfic/TwinklingInTheDark'' |
| 19 | |
| 20 | ->'''Aerion Greyjoy:''' I wonder what Harren Hoare thought when all he built turned to fire... |
| 21 | ->'''Tyrion Lannister:''' I imagine it was something like "Oh, I do hope that I just spilled some wine in my lap." |
| 22 | -->--''Fanfic/TheKingNobodyWanted'' |
| 23 | [[/folder]] |
| 24 | |
| 25 | [[folder:Film -- Animation]] |
| 26 | |
| 27 | ->''"Glad I'm wearing a diaper."'' |
| 28 | -->-- '''"Baby" Brent''', ''WesternAnimation/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs'' |
| 29 | |
| 30 | ->''"I just did something involuntary... and messy."'' |
| 31 | -->-- '''Sid''', ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeTheMeltdown'' |
| 32 | |
| 33 | ->''"Okay, uh, boys, set the terror level at Code Brown, 'cause I need to change my pants."'' |
| 34 | -->-- '''[[Creator/StephenColbert The President of the United States]],''' ''WesternAnimation/MonstersVsAliens'' |
| 35 | |
| 36 | ->'''Scowler''': Remember, they can smell fear! |
| 37 | ->'''Patchi''': Sorry, that's not fear. |
| 38 | ->'''Juniper''': ''(Steps in something)'' I think I just stepped in some fear! |
| 39 | -->--''WesternAnimation/WalkingWithDinosaurs: The Movie'' |
| 40 | [[/folder]] |
| 41 | |
| 42 | [[folder:Film -- Live-Action]] |
| 43 | ->'''Ace:''' Hi! I'm looking for Ray Finkle.\ |
| 44 | ''(Ray's father points a gun at him)''\ |
| 45 | '''Ace:''' And a clean pair of shorts. |
| 46 | -->-- ''Film/AceVenturaPetDetective'' |
| 47 | |
| 48 | ->*Vanessa and Austin are being lowered into a pool of man-eating mutant sea bass* |
| 49 | ->'''Vanessa:''' What's your plan? |
| 50 | ->'''Austin:''' First, I plan to soil myself. Then I'm going to regroup and come up with another plan. |
| 51 | -->--''Film/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery'' |
| 52 | |
| 53 | ->''"This guy had the right idea! He wore the brown pants!"'' |
| 54 | -->--'''Deadpool''', ''Film/Deadpool2016'' |
| 55 | |
| 56 | ->''"Is there a good laundry in this town?"'' |
| 57 | -->-- '''Peter Yates''', ''Film/MurdersInTheZoo'' |
| 58 | |
| 59 | ->'''Rip:''' ''What's that smell?'' |
| 60 | ->'''Limo driver:''' D-d-dookieee! |
| 61 | ->'''Rip:''' ...dookie? |
| 62 | -->-- ''Film/NoHoldsBarred'' |
| 63 | |
| 64 | ->''Somebody peed my pants. [[TimeTravel But I don't know if it was baby me or old me.]] Or... just ''me'' me.'' |
| 65 | -->-- '''[[ComicBook/AntMan Scott Lang]]''', ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' |
| 66 | [[/folder]] |
| 67 | |
| 68 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 69 | ->"We fear you exceedingly, even to the relaxation of sphincters!" they chorused. |
| 70 | -->-- ''Literature/InTheCourtsOfTheCrimsonKings'' by S. M. Stirling. |
| 71 | |
| 72 | ->''I can abide a man [[KnowWhenToFoldEm who gets run off by a posse]]. I can even abide a man who gets himself shot up by [[TheGunslinger Frank Morgan]]. [[YouHaveFailedMe But I can't abide a man who'd piss himself in the middle of a fight.]]'' |
| 73 | -->--'''[[BigBad Ephraim Swan]]''' ''Literature/TheLastGunfighterNoMansLand'' |
| 74 | |
| 75 | ->The accountant had about a second in which to turn pale and wet himself before [[ShootTheMessenger Kurt ripped his head off]]. |
| 76 | -->-- ''Literature/ThePiloFamilyCircus, Chapter 23.'' |
| 77 | |
| 78 | ->"The task of an officer of the [[UsefulNotes/TheSoundOfMartialMusic Habsburgs]]" (they used to tell us at the Marine Akademie) "is to lead his men forward fearlessly and resolutely to win ever greater victories for the Noble House of Austria: yes, even though he should have filled his trousers with fright just a moment before." |
| 79 | -->-- ''A Sailor of Austria'' by John Biggins |
| 80 | |
| 81 | ->'''Maester Tybald:''' The rules of my order forbid me to divulge the contents of Lord Arnolf's letters. |
| 82 | ->'''Stannis Baratheon:''' Your vows are stronger than your bladder, it would seem. |
| 83 | -->--''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' |
| 84 | [[/folder]] |
| 85 | |
| 86 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 87 | ->''"Been a while since I had a good hunt! That tingling sensation running up your spine? Inevitability. And that bit running down your leg? Fear."'' |
| 88 | -->-- '''Lucifer Morningstar''', ''Series/Lucifer2016'' |
| 89 | |
| 90 | -> '''Rimmer''': Look, we all know you're programmed not to harm humans, so you can drop the tough-talk, you big square-jawed chump. |
| 91 | -> ''(The robot's RoboCam scans Rimmer (a hologram), Cat (felix sapiens) and Lister ("Barely human - what the hell!"))'' |
| 92 | -> '''Hudson-10''': You are all... viable... targets. |
| 93 | -> '''Rimmer''': ([[OhCrap gulps]]) Well, it's been a few years since I did that. |
| 94 | -->-- ''Series/RedDwarf'' |
| 95 | |
| 96 | ->''"No, it's not an emergency, it's just time to… empty your bowels."'' |
| 97 | -->-- '''Jeremy Clarkson''', ''Series/TopGear'' |
| 98 | |
| 99 | ->''"SOME POO'S COME OUT!"'' |
| 100 | ->''"A LOT OF POO JUST SHOT OUT THEN!"'' |
| 101 | -->-- '''Jeremy Clarkson''', ''Series/TopGear'' |
| 102 | |
| 103 | ->''"Get my brown pants!"'' |
| 104 | -->-- '''Colin Mochrie''' addressing the topic of "Confusing Battle Cries" on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' |
| 105 | [[/folder]] |
| 106 | |
| 107 | [[folder:Music]] |
| 108 | ->''"Fetch me old brown trousers\ |
| 109 | Bring them to me now\ |
| 110 | I'll wear them in the rigging when they fire across the bow\ |
| 111 | Fetch me old brown trousers\ |
| 112 | I fear we may be hit\ |
| 113 | Even if they sink me down they'll never see me [[CurseCutShort sh--]]''Heave Ho''!"'' |
| 114 | -->-- "The Ballad of Old Redcoat", '''The Pyrates Royale''' |
| 115 | |
| 116 | -> ''"God, I think I just SHITTED ON MYSELF!"'' |
| 117 | -->-- '''Big Man''', ''Music/TrappedInTheCloset'' |
| 118 | |
| 119 | -> "''Happy campers/Poop in their Pampers''" |
| 120 | -->-- "Volcano", Music/ThePresidentsOfTheUnitedStatesOfAmerica |
| 121 | [[/folder]] |
| 122 | |
| 123 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 124 | ->''"Brown {{loincloth}} time!"'' |
| 125 | -->-- '''Buga the Knut''', ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'' |
| 126 | |
| 127 | ->''"I'm preparing for the worst. [[FromBadToWorse The very worst.]] This may require absorbent linens."'' |
| 128 | -->-- '''Viscount Dumar''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'' |
| 129 | |
| 130 | ->''"I really should've gone to the privy *before* coming in here..."'' |
| 131 | -->-- '''Isabela''' on the HauntedHouse level, ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'' |
| 132 | |
| 133 | -> '"Am I glad I remembered to pack my parachute today... Although, some spare pants would have been handy, too."'' |
| 134 | -->-- '''Chase [=McCain=]''', ''VideoGame/LegoCityUndercover'' |
| 135 | |
| 136 | ->'''Johnny Cage:''' Grandma Carlton told you my secret?\ |
| 137 | '''Cassie Cage:''' Johnny Pee-Pants?\ |
| 138 | '''Johnny:''' I had one accident. One! |
| 139 | -->--''VideoGame/MortalKombat11'' |
| 140 | |
| 141 | ->''*gulp* (Maybe I should've brought a diaper with me today...)'' |
| 142 | -->-- '''Phoenix Wright''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney -- Trials & Tribulations'' |
| 143 | |
| 144 | ->'''Gisu:''' If you die inside someone's mind... |
| 145 | ->'''Sam:''' You ''pee your pants!'' |
| 146 | -->--''VideoGame/Psychonauts2'' |
| 147 | [[/folder]] |
| 148 | |
| 149 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 150 | ->''Oh, it's a good thing I just went...'' |
| 151 | -->-- '''Otacon''' [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=445 narrowly]] [[AvertedTrope averts]] this trope, ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound'' |
| 152 | |
| 153 | ->'''Doc:''' Everyone else, head straight for the stairs and wait for us there. Stay together, do ''not'' explore, do ''not'' [[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} pass go]]. ''We are evacuating with extreme prejudice.''\ |
| 154 | '''Roger:''' We're moving, but what...?\ |
| 155 | '''Doc:''' I just ripped the door off a room full of about six metric tons of leaky Dynamite.\ |
| 156 | '''Roger:''' ...I think I just [[UnusualEuphemism evacuated]] a little myself. |
| 157 | -->-- ''Webcomic/TheWhiteboard'', [[https://the-whiteboard.com/autotwb3936.html here]] |
| 158 | [[/folder]] |
| 159 | |
| 160 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 161 | ->''Well, there you have it. VideoGame/{{Slender}}! [[BlatantLies Totally wasn't scared!]] But it seems as if someone poured urine on my pants and shoved mashed potatoes down the back of my pants...'' |
| 162 | -->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOXCdSMaNeE Bane Plays Slender]]" |
| 163 | |
| 164 | ->"After [[NightmareFuel/MarbleHornets that image]], I believe that Jay probably contributed a few of his own bricks to that collection he was hiding behind." |
| 165 | -->-- [[http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=32244&start=90 Unfiction post]] on ''WebVideo/MarbleHornets'' Entry 40 |
| 166 | |
| 167 | ->''"So this book wants to teach me how to kill a hijacker? I'm crammed into a tube with 200 people too fat for their seats and [[OverreactingAirportSecurity scared of toothpaste!]] If some guy pulls a knife on us, there's going to be so much panicked incontinence on the floor that I'll need a jet ski to get to him."'' |
| 168 | -->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-real-survival-guides-for-wildly-improbable-situations/#ixzz31qD23SqV "4 real Survival Guides For Improbable Situations"]] |
| 169 | |
| 170 | ->''"Wet yourselves and ''RUN''!"'' |
| 171 | -->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', ''WebVideo/SuburbanKnights'' |
| 172 | |
| 173 | ->"''[[Videogame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent Amnesia]] isn't a perfect game, but it's almost unmatched as a constipation aid.''" |
| 174 | -->-- '''Yahtzee''', ''Webvideo/ZeroPunctuation'' |
| 175 | |
| 176 | -> '''''"PANTS TO BE DARKENED!"''''' |
| 177 | -->-- [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]], [[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash]], [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown and Film Brain]] during their review of the infamous 2011 ''[[Series/WonderWoman2011Pilot Wonder Woman]]'' pilot. |
| 178 | |
| 179 | ->'''"I SHIT MAH PANTS!!!"''' |
| 180 | -->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa''' after [[https://youtu.be/z8BiD5e1L_w?si=CNiuGOjlUCQDC22k accidentally choking himself while trying out a Neti Pot.]] |
| 181 | |
| 182 | [[/folder]] |
| 183 | |
| 184 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 185 | ->'''Sameer''': "Extra undies, check." |
| 186 | ->'''Laird''': "And I'm wearing diapers." |
| 187 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheCasagrandes'', "Fails from the Crypt" |
| 188 | |
| 189 | ->'''Theresa:''' Whoa! What is ''that?''\ |
| 190 | '''Neil:''' That's the reason my mother tells me to carry a change of underwear! |
| 191 | -->--''WesternAnimation/ClassOfTheTitans'' |
| 192 | |
| 193 | ->''"PREPARE YOUR BLADDER FOR IMMINENT RELEASE!"'' |
| 194 | -->--'''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''' |
| 195 | |
| 196 | ->''"Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me."'' |
| 197 | -->-- '''Dale Gribble,''' ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' |
| 198 | |
| 199 | ->''"I am currently wetting my pants."'' |
| 200 | -->-- '''Shiro Shinobi''' provides commentary [[DeadlineNews even as]] [[spoiler:an Equalist invades his booth]], ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'' |
| 201 | |
| 202 | ->''"I'm gonna need more bubble wrap. And a fresh pair of undies."'' |
| 203 | -->-- '''Lola Loud''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "April Fools Rules" |
| 204 | |
| 205 | ->''"You know how [[INeedToGoIronMyDog I often use laundry as an excuse to bail on a battle]]? This time, I ''really'' gotta do my laundry."'' |
| 206 | -->-- '''Dr. Eggman''', ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', "Mech Suits Me" |
| 207 | [[/folder]] |
| 208 | |
| 209 | [[folder:Wrestling]] |
| 210 | ->''"[[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon McMahon]] 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'"'' |
| 211 | -->-- '''Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin''' |
| 212 | [[/folder]] |
| 213 | |
| 214 | [[folder:Other/Unsorted]] |
| 215 | ->'''MasterComputer:''' I see TheFederation has issued new uniforms. |
| 216 | ->'''EnsignNewbie:''' Star Command says it's my lucky RedShirt! |
| 217 | ->'''Computer:''' I see they've also given you brown pants to go with that red shirt. |
| 218 | ->'''Ensign:''' Huh? |
| 219 | ->'''Computer:''' Just gratuitous foreshadowing... |
| 220 | -->-- ''Alien Adventure'' by John Freda |
| 221 | |
| 222 | ->British soldiers in [[UsefulNotes/TheNapoleonicWars Napoleonic times]] wore [[BringMyRedJacket red jackets to hide the blood from gunshot wounds]]. The French also wore brown trousers, for some reason. |
| 223 | -->-- Common joke, possible TropeCodifier |
| 224 | [[/folder]] |
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