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-->'''Matt:''' I hope it's a dinosaur.
-->'''Pat:''' I hope it's a volcano.
-->'''Matt:''' I hope it's a volcanic dinosaur.
--> TwoBestFriendsPlay, ''ManVsWild'' playtrough

-->-- Codiekitty, [[http://www.codiekitty.com/File/Overrated/index.htm The Twenty Most Overrated Games I've Played]], on LEGO Star Wars''

->''"LEGO Star Wars was made for kids who like Star Wars, and [=LEGOs=], and especially Star Wars [=LEGOs=]..."''
-->-- Codiekitty, in [[http://www.codiekitty.com/File/DanielX/index.htm a (scathing) review]] of ''The Dangerous Days Of Literature/DanielX''

SpongeBob: ''"Or a football playing king in space...with a mustache."''
-->-- ''Spongebob''

-->-- Codiekitty, in [[http://www.codiekitty.com/File/DanielX/index.htm a (scathing) review]] of ''Literature/TheDangerousDaysOfDanielX''

'''Homer''': Or what? You'll release the [[AngryGuardDog dogs]]? Or the [[EverythingsWorseWithBees bees]]? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they [[BeeBeeGun shoot bees at you]]? Well go ahead, [[TemptingFate do your worst]]!

-> '''Mr. Burns''': I suggest you leave immediately.
-> '''Homer''': Or what? You'll release the [[AngryGuardDog dogs]]? Or the [[EverythingsWorseWithBees bees]]? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they [[BeeBeeGun shoot bees at you]]? Well go ahead, [[TemptingFate do your worst]]!

-> '''House''': Lungs, skin, lungs, skin...sklungs?

-> ''"It's troubling that the symbol for "poison" and the symbol for "pirate" are the same. Sure, it saves printing costs if you're a poison pirate, but what about the rest of us?"''

-->'''C.C.:''' "Do you know what would be great right now?"
-->'''Zoro:''' "Eating liquorice?"
-->'''Luffy:''' "Punching a swing set?"
-->'''Suzaku:''' "Eating liquorice?"
-->'''Lelouch:''' "Riding a hoverboard?"
-->'''Suzaku:''' Eating liquorice while on a hoverboard?"
-->'''Zoro:''' "No, punch the hoverboard, eat the swing set!"
-->'''Some time later.'''
--> '''Lelouch:''' "Okay. So we're all clear on this. The hoverboard is made of liquorice. We can punch it if we want to, but only if it's near a swing set. Is that good? Are we good?"
-->'''Luffy:''' "I like it."
-->'''Suzaku:''' "Sounds good."
-->'''Zoro:''' "Can the swing set hover?"
-->'''Lelouch:''' "AHHHHHH!"

->'''Hazmat Guy 1:''' Lunch? [] Mexican [] Chinese [] Pizza [] Hooker
->'''Hazmat Guy 2:''' [] Chinese hooker.

->Squidward: ''"I could be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman."''
->SpongeBob: ''"Or a football playing king in space...with a mustache."''

->''"The game is fully aware that most gamers are dickheads and if you give them any kind of freedom, [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential their first instinct will be to abuse it.]] If you give them guns, they will shoot old ladies. If you give them cars, they will run over old ladies. If you give them aircraft, they will ascend to the highest possible heights and hurl themselves out onto an old lady. And if you give them customizable outfits, their first instinct will be to take off their clothes and run around the streets hip thrusting in the faces of old ladies.''
-->--'''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' on ''VideoGame/SaintsRow2''

-->--''NonePiece''/''CodeMENT'' "Fanfic Mode"

'''Interviewer:''' What'd you spend it on?

-->--''NonePiece''

-->--'''''TheSimpsons'''''

-->--'''''House M.D.'''''

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->''"I could hit you in the head with a wrench, ooooorrrr, I could stab you in the gut with a knife! Knifewreeeeench! [[{{BlatantLies}} Practical and safe.]]"''
->--'''The Janitor''' of ''{{Scrubs}}'', doing what he does best.

--> '''House''': Lungs, skin, lungs, skin...sklungs?

->--'''[[{{Scrubs}} The Janitor]]''', doing what he does best.

-->--'''TheSimpsons'''

->--[[{{Scrubs}} The Janitor]] doing what he does best.

-->--TheSimpsons''