History Quotes / BrassEye

-->'''Bruno Brookes''': ''"We all like to party, right? Absolutely. But only the fool would say, 'yeah, I'll enter the nightmare of cake.'"''

-->'''[[Series/NoelsHouseParty Noel Edmonds]]''': ''"What is 'cake'? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as [[PerfectlyCromulentWord dimesmeric andersonphosphate]]. It stimulates the part of the brain called '[[Creator/WilliamShatner Shatner's]] Bassoon'. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. [[InsaneTrollLogic He thought he'd got a month to cross the street]]."''

-->'''Creator/BernardManning''': ''One girl [[ArtisticLicenseAnatomy threw up her own pelvis bone]], before she snuffed her lid...What a [[PrecisionFStrike fucking disgrace]]!"''


!! "Paedogeddon"
-->'''Neil Fox''': ''"Now '''''that''''' is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it '''is''' scientific fact."''

-->'''Chris Morris''': ''"The orgy of sly-winking usury was only brought to an end by a stairwell nonce bashing - which left North braindead and quadraspazzed on a life glug."''

-->'''Chris Morris''': ''"Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without the word "paedoph-" in front of them?"''

-->'''Bruno Brookes''': ''"We all like to party, right? But only the fool would say, 'yeah, I'll enter the nightmare of cake.'"''

-->'''Creator/BernardManning''': ''"You can puke yourself to death on this stuff! One girl [[ArtisticLicenseAnatomy threw up her own pelvis bone]], before she snuffed her lid...What a [[PrecisionFStrike fucking disgrace]]!"''

-->'''Bruno Brookes''': ''"We all like to party, right? But only a fool would say, 'yeah, I'll enter the nightmare of cake.'"''

-->'''Noel Edmonds''': ''"What is 'cake'? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as [[PerfectlyCromulentWord dimesmeric andersonphosphate]]. It stimulates the part of the brain called '[[Creator/WilliamShatner Shatner's]] Bassoon'. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. [[InsaneTrollLogic He thought he'd got a month to cross the street]]."''

-->'''Bernard Manning''': ''"You can puke yourself to death on this stuff! One girl [[ArtisticLicenseAnatomy threw up her own pelvis bone]], before she snuffed her lid...What a [[PrecisionFStrike fucking disgrace]]!"''

-->'''Chris Morris''': ''"Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without the word "paedoph-" in front of them?"''

-->'''Noel Edmonds''': ''"What is 'cake'? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as [[PerfectlyCromulentWord dimesmeric andersonphosphate]]. It stimulates the part of the brain called '[[Creator/WilliamShatner Shatner's]] Bassoon'. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. [[InsaneTrollLogic He thought he'd got a month to cross the street]]."''

-->''"Now '''''that''''' is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it '''is''' scientific fact."''

-->''"The orgy of sly-winking usury was only brought to an end by a stairwell nonce bashing - which left North braindead and quadraspazzed on a life glug."''

-->''"Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without the word "paedoph-" in front of them?"''

-->''"What is "cake"? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called "[[Creator/WilliamShatner Shatner's]] Bassoon". And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. [[InsaneTrollLogic He thought he'd got a month to cross the street]]."''

-->''"Now '''''that''''' is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact."''

-->''What is "cake"? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called "[[Creator/WilliamShatner Shatner's]] Bassoon". And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. [[InsaneTrollLogic He thought he'd got a month to cross the street]].''

-->''"Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without the word "paedoph-" in front of them?"''

-->''"The orgy of sly-winking usury was only brought to an end by a stairwell nonce bashing - which left North braindead and quadraspazzed on a life glug."''

-->''"Now '''''that''''' is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact."''