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* ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'': Jean-Pierre Polnareff is an interesting case. Back in ''[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Stardust Crusaders]]'', he didn't fit this trope at all, being a PluckyComicRelief ButtMonkey who fought a majority of the battles in both the first and second half. He may have lost two of his fingers in the fight against Vanilla Ice, but besides that, he comes out mostly unscathed and returns to his home country of France peacefully. ...That is, until ''[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind Golden Wind]]''. [[spoiler:It's revealed that off-screen during the events of ''Stardust Crusaders'', he and Jotaro did research into the Stand Arrow that gave [[GreaterScopeVillain DIO]] his Stand, and found out that they were sold to his lackey, Enya, by the boss of Passione, Diavolo. Jotaro went to [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Morioh]], not only to meet his younger uncle Josuke after he was conceived in an affair by Jotaro's grandfather, Joseph, but also to uncover the Stand Arrows that Enya had sold to residents of Morioh. Meanwhile, Polnareff went to confront Diavolo himself and end his effective Stand peddling market, but Diavolo [[CurbStompBattle beat Polnareff into submission and knocked him off a cliff]], leaving him for dead. Polnareff survived, but he was left paralyzed in a wheelchair with prosthetic legs, and he had to go into hiding once Diavolo found out he was alive. From there on, he could do absolutely nothing until he caught wind that Giorno and Team Bucciarati planned to overthrow Diavolo, which he helped them to stop him, but at the cost of his own life when Diavolo found him in the Roman Colosseum.]]

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* ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'': Jean-Pierre Polnareff is an interesting case. Back in ''[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Stardust Crusaders]]'', he didn't fit this trope at all, being a PluckyComicRelief ButtMonkey who fought a majority of the battles in both the first and second half. He may have lost two of his fingers in the fight against Vanilla Ice, but besides that, he comes out mostly unscathed and returns to his home country of France peacefully. ...That is, until ''[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind Golden Wind]]''. [[spoiler:It's revealed that off-screen during the events of ''Stardust Crusaders'', he and Jotaro did research into the Stand Arrow that gave [[GreaterScopeVillain DIO]] his Stand, and found out that they were sold to his lackey, Enya, by the boss of Passione, Diavolo. Jotaro went to [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Morioh]], not only to meet his younger uncle Josuke after he was conceived in an affair by Jotaro's grandfather, Joseph, but also to uncover the Stand Arrows that Enya had sold to residents of Morioh. Meanwhile, Polnareff went to confront Diavolo himself and end his effective Stand peddling market, but Diavolo [[CurbStompBattle beat Polnareff into submission and knocked him off a cliff]], leaving him for dead. Polnareff survived, but he was left paralyzed in a wheelchair with prosthetic legs, and he had to go into hiding once Diavolo found out he was alive. From there on, he could do absolutely nothing until he caught wind that Giorno and Team Bucciarati planned to overthrow Diavolo, which he helped them to stop him, but at the cost of his own life when Diavolo found him in the Roman Colosseum. Polnareff's soul lives on, but [[ItMakesSenseInContext inside a Stand-using turtle]].]]


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* Kaori Asaka from ''Manga/TheSummerYouWereThere'' suffers from a chronic respiratory disease that gets worse as the series goes on- going to a fireworks festival at the end of July with her girlfriend Shizuku Hoshikawa causes her to have a coughing fit once she gets home, and when she goes out to meet with some of her friends a week later, she collapses and is hospitalized. Late in the series, near the end of the month of August, she's allowed to go out on a trip to Enoshima, [[spoiler:which is all but explicitly stated to be one last outing before she passes away]], and she is confined to a wheelchair- not because she's unable to use her legs, but because even walking around is too much for her.
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* In the musical adaptation of ''Literature/LittleWomen'', sweet, gentle, DelicateAndSickly Beth uses a wheelchair during her trip to the seaside with Jo and Marmee [[spoiler: not long before she dies.]] She never uses a wheelchair in the book, but for the stage it's an effective signal to the audience of how sick she's become.
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* Jamie Grimm from ''Literature/IFunny'' is this. He became paralyzed from the waist down due to a car accident, and he was ''lucky'', because the rest of his family died. However, he refuses to wallow and [[DontYouDarePityMe gets angry]] when people pity him.
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** On Website/FimfictionDotNet, the Scootaloo group has an [[https://www.fimfiction.net/group/473/folder/4724/grounded entire folder]] set up for stories about Scootaloo discovering that she will never fly, and having to cope with that, often going full Woobie in the process.

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** On Website/FimfictionDotNet, Platform/FimfictionDotNet, the Scootaloo group has an [[https://www.fimfiction.net/group/473/folder/4724/grounded entire folder]] set up for stories about Scootaloo discovering that she will never fly, and having to cope with that, often going full Woobie in the process.
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* Invoked and Exploited in-universe in ''WebComic/BrothersKeeper''. Caleb lost a leg at some point during his captivity, and Belos purposefully plays up his mobility struggles to make him look even more helpless. He forces Caleb to use a wheelchair during public appearances, and even designed the chair specifically so that it can't be controlled by the person sitting in it, meaning Caleb is always being pushed by others while in the chair. When not in public Caleb uses crutches instead, which he vastly prefers over the wheelchair.
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* Hunter Zolomon from ''ComicBook/TheFlash'' is a well known example. His life had [[DarkAndTroubledPast never been easy to begin with]] and when he was introduced, he had to use a cane to support himself due to a CareerEndingInjury back when he was working for the FBI. Later on plays this trope completely straight when Grodd paralyzes him during an attack to Iron Heights Penitary. His transformation from a bitter limp cop to WheelchairWoobie makes the final straw, makes him extremely angry and bitter, and he begs to then Flash Wally West to undo his crippling via time travel. Wally rejects his request due to fragility of time. Hunter, feeling betrayed by his best friend, attempts to go back in time to fix his life on his own. Unfortunately, since he isn't a speedster, all he manages to do is give himself TimeMaster powers... which slowly (from his point of view, in reality it's less than a second) drive him so insane that he becomes convinced that it's his destiny to become the next Reverse-Flash and make Wally's life more tragic. Throughout his career as Zoom, he's genuinely unaware that his attempts to help his friend are actually causing him great harm.

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* [[Characters/TheFlashHunterZolomon Hunter Zolomon Zolomo]]n from ''ComicBook/TheFlash'' is a well known example. His life had [[DarkAndTroubledPast never been easy to begin with]] and when he was introduced, he had to use a cane to support himself due to a CareerEndingInjury back when he was working for the FBI. Later on plays this trope completely straight when Grodd paralyzes him during an attack to Iron Heights Penitary. His transformation from a bitter limp cop to WheelchairWoobie makes the final straw, makes him extremely angry and bitter, and he begs to then Flash Wally West to undo his crippling via time travel. Wally rejects his request due to fragility of time. Hunter, feeling betrayed by his best friend, attempts to go back in time to fix his life on his own. Unfortunately, since he isn't a speedster, all he manages to do is give himself TimeMaster powers... which slowly (from his point of view, in reality it's less than a second) drive him so insane that he becomes convinced that it's his destiny to become the next Reverse-Flash and make Wally's life more tragic. Throughout his career as Zoom, he's genuinely unaware that his attempts to help his friend are actually causing him great harm.



* ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'': [[BreakTheBadass After a rather brutal series of events]] (including being badly poisoned, nearly suffocated and falling from not one, but several cliffs), Korra is left confined to a wheelchair for at least two years. And as a bonus, that series of events was designed to make her feel useless in her role as the [[TheChosenOne Avatar]] (and kill the Avatar spirit forever), with her allies unintentionally adding to that by doing her job while she recovers. She prides herself on her strength and her role so this haunts her. Even when she gets out of the chair, a combination of trace poison in her system and her own doubts and fears leaves her a shadow of her former self for quite a while.

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'': [[BreakTheBadass After a rather brutal series of events]] (including being badly poisoned, nearly suffocated and falling from not one, but several cliffs), Korra [[Characters/TheLegendOfKorraAvatarKorra Korra]] is left confined to a wheelchair for at least two years. And as a bonus, that series of events was designed to make her feel useless in her role as the [[TheChosenOne Avatar]] (and kill the Avatar spirit forever), with her allies unintentionally adding to that by doing her job while she recovers. She prides herself on her strength and her role so this haunts her. Even when she gets out of the chair, a combination of trace poison in her system and her own doubts and fears leaves her a shadow of her former self for quite a while.
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* Tia Cade, in ''Literature/TheShipWho Searched'', gets [[ICantFeelMyLegs increasingly paralyzed]] at the age of seven due to severe ParentalNeglect (although [[DelusionsOfParentalLove she would insist her parents were good]] if asked). By the time she's stabilized at a hospital she's paralyzed and insensate from the chin down. Tia's quickly equipped with a SuperWheelchair which has robotic arms and that she can control with verbal commands, tongue switches, and eye movements and puts on a [[StepfordSmiler cheerful face for other people]], but she feels she has a DreamCrushingHandicap, often crying when alone.
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* Simon, the protagonist from ''VideoGame/{{Cry Of Fear}}''. He is a teenager handicapped by a hit-and-run incident, worsening his depression and anxiety issues, which he has been struggling with throughout his life. The nightmarish environment in the game mirrors Simon's ill state of mind. In all but one of the endings, his accumulated hatred and bitterness towards the world finally catches up to him and he [[AteHisGun shoots himself in the mouth]], but not before [[KillTheOnesYouLove taking his crush/therapist]] (depending on your choices) with him.
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* ''Anime/CodeGeass'': Nunnally Lamperouge/vi Britannia, although in ''Manga/CodeGeassNightmareOfNunnally'', [[spoiler:she regains her ability to walk in the end]]. The anime also makes reference to her undergoing physical therapy, but we don't see any results within the actual show. [[spoiler: By the time she becomes the Empress of Britannia, she has regained her sight - but is still wheelchair-bound.]]

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* ''Anime/CodeGeass'': Nunnally Lamperouge/vi Britannia, although in ''Manga/CodeGeassNightmareOfNunnally'', [[spoiler:she regains her ability to walk in the end]]. The anime also makes reference to her undergoing physical therapy, but we don't see any results within the actual show. [[spoiler: By the time she becomes the Empress of Britannia, she has regained her sight - but is still wheelchair-bound.in a wheelchair.]]



* ''Film/AnnabelleCreation:'' Janice doesn't ''start'' the movie in a wheelchair, merely walking with a crutch due to polio. Then her good leg is broken, leaving her wheelchair-bound, despondent about her chances of being adopted, and defenseless against terrifying demon attacks.

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* ''Film/AnnabelleCreation:'' Janice doesn't ''start'' the movie in a wheelchair, merely walking with a crutch due to polio. Then her good leg is broken, leaving her wheelchair-bound, in a wheelchair, despondent about her chances of being adopted, and defenseless against terrifying demon attacks.
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* Gehrman from ''VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}}'', once the first Hunter of Yharnam, a selfless person who can withstand a [[CosmicHorrorStory cosmic scale of horror]], reducing into a crippled, wheelchair-bound old man trapped in a dream. He wished to be freed from the nightmare and begged his friends to put him out of his misery, but they couldn't. By the time when you halted the source of nightmare, he insisted to offer you a MercyKill instead of begging you to kill him, [[SelflessWish wishing you to be freed]]. [[spoiler: If you reject his offer, he demonstrates quite handily that [[HandicappedBadass having a missing leg is not a big handicap for him.]]]]

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* Gehrman from ''VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}}'', once the first Hunter of Yharnam, a selfless person who can withstand a [[CosmicHorrorStory cosmic scale of horror]], reducing into a crippled, wheelchair-bound wheelchair-using old man trapped in a dream. He wished to be freed from the nightmare and begged his friends to put him out of his misery, but they couldn't. By the time when you halted the source of nightmare, he insisted to offer you a MercyKill instead of begging you to kill him, [[SelflessWish wishing you to be freed]]. [[spoiler: If you reject his offer, he demonstrates quite handily that [[HandicappedBadass having a missing leg is not a big handicap for him.]]]]
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* ''Film/TheBigHeat1988'' has an unnamed little girl with polio in a wheelchair appearing in several hospital scenes, who exists [[KickTheDog to be shot in a hospital shootout]] halfway through for no reason other than proving it's a film where AnyoneCanDie. Her body full of holes even skids around on said wheelchair!
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* ''VideoGame/{{Loopmancer}}'' has the hero's wife, Wenjun, who was crippled in an accident that claimed her daughter's life and leads to her husband becoming distant from her. And then she's kidnapped by the villains in an IHaveYourWife moment.
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* Kirito from ''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'' during the second half of the ''Alicization'' arc. Due to the [[MyGreatestFailure grief of losing Eugeo]] combined with the power surge damaging his brain, this leads Kirito to have an extreme HeroicBSOD that leaves him an EmptyShell for a large portion of the war. In this state he loses his ability to speak, most of his awareness of his surroundings, and most of his mobility. He requires intense care from either Alice or whoever is looking after him and necessitates being wheeled around in a wheelchair.

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* Kirito from ''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'' ''Literature/SwordArtOnline'' during the second half of the ''Alicization'' arc. Due to the [[MyGreatestFailure grief of losing Eugeo]] combined with the power surge damaging his brain, this leads Kirito to have an extreme HeroicBSOD that leaves him an EmptyShell for a large portion of the war. In this state he loses his ability to speak, most of his awareness of his surroundings, and most of his mobility. He requires intense care from either Alice or whoever is looking after him and necessitates being wheeled around in a wheelchair.
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* Armie Buff from ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneySpiritOfJustice'' is bound to [[spoiler:her]] wheelchair due to a fire incident caused by an arsonist burning [[spoiler:her]] apartment home with [[spoiler:her]] mother inside, which made [[spoiler:her]] mother break a window and leap out with [[spoiler:her]] out of the fire. The resulting fall caused [[spoiler:her]] mother to die while Armie suffered injuries to [[spoiler:her]] legs. Armie becomes even more of a woobie when [[spoiler:her]] father is killed by [[spoiler:an egotistical politician under orders from someone else]]. [[spoiler:By the end of the trial, she reveals that she had healed months ago, but her shut-in behavior and fright of going outside made her stay on the wheelchair. At the end of the game, she has been accepted into the university's digs just like her late father, though she's doing so legally.]]

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* Armie Buff from ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneySpiritOfJustice'' is bound to [[spoiler:her]] a wheelchair due to a fire incident caused by an arsonist burning [[spoiler:her]] arson attack on Armie's apartment home with [[spoiler:her]] their mother inside, which made [[spoiler:her]] mother break who broke a window and leap out with [[spoiler:her]] lept out of the fire. fire with Armie in her arms. The resulting fall caused [[spoiler:her]] their mother to die while Armie suffered injuries to [[spoiler:her]] their legs. Armie becomes even more of a woobie when [[spoiler:her]] their father is killed by [[spoiler:an egotistical politician under orders from someone else]]. [[spoiler:By the end of the trial, she reveals that she had healed months ago, but her shut-in behavior and fright of going outside made her stay on the wheelchair. At the end of the game, she has been accepted into the university's digs just like her late father, though she's doing so legally.]]
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* ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker'': Has a loveable scientist named Huey Emmerich, who comedically has everything bad happen to him. He, additionally, is in a wheelchair.
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* ''Literature/TeenPowerInc'': Mr O’Reilly in ''Danger in Rhyme''. He was paralyzed in a hit-and-run accident (which also killed his beloved dog and sole loved one) a year before the events of the book, right before he could use his hard-earned life savings to travel the world, and can no longer maintain his beloved personal library without help. His irritable attitude also makes him a JerkassWoobie.
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I think that part of the quote is irrelevant, as it talks about the Alpha Bitch Sarah and not about Julie, the real Wheelchair Woobie


->''Sara Berry was a popular bitch\\
Hot bod, hot boy, cheer captain, plus she was rich\\
That girl had everything 'till hiccup and hitch: Julie Jenkins lost her leg in a wreck (Am-pu-ta-ted!)\\

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->''Sara Berry was a popular bitch\\
Hot bod, hot boy, cheer captain, plus she was rich\\
That girl had everything 'till hiccup and hitch: Julie
->''Julie Jenkins lost her leg in a wreck (Am-pu-ta-ted!)\\
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* The player's brother, Doned, in the opening of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyTacticsAdvance''. He spends the rest of the game in a world where he can magically walk and gets upsets with Marche for trying to restore their original world as he felt utterly hopeless and envious of his brother being able to have a normal life [[spoiler:until Marche complains to him that their mother basically looked out after Doned way more than she ever did with Marche and very often left him alone at the house, and this coming after their family went through a divorce. Marche all but spells out that Doned is being an UngratefulBastard for just thinking being crippled is the worst thing that ever happened to him without accounting for what Marche dealt with.]] In the end, he's back in his wheelchair, but more accepting of his situation.

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* The player's brother, Doned, in the opening of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyTacticsAdvance''. He spends the rest of the game in a world where he can magically walk and gets upsets upset with Marche for trying to restore their original world as he felt utterly hopeless and envious of his brother being able to have a normal life [[spoiler:until Marche complains to him that their mother basically looked out after Doned way more than she ever did with Marche and very often left him alone at the house, and this coming after their family went through a divorce. Marche all but spells out that Doned is being an UngratefulBastard for just thinking being crippled is the worst thing that ever happened to him without accounting for what Marche dealt with.was forced to go through because Doned needed more help and attention.]] In the end, he's back in his wheelchair, but more accepting of his situation.


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* Armie Buff from ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneySpiritOfJustice'' is bound to [[spoiler:her]] wheelchair due to a fire incident caused by an arsonist burning [[spoiler:her]] apartment home with [[spoiler:her]] mother inside, which made [[spoiler:her]] mother break a window and leap out with [[spoiler:her]] out of the fire. The resulting fall caused [[spoiler:her]] mother to die while Armie suffered injuries to [[spoiler:her]] legs. Armie becomes even more of a woobie when [[spoiler:her]] father is killed by [[spoiler:an egotistical politician under orders from someone else]]. [[spoiler:By the end of the trial, she reveals that she had healed months ago, but her shut-in behavior and fright of going outside made her stay on the wheelchair. At the end of the game, she has been accepted into the university's digs just like her late father, though she's doing so legally.]]
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'Til gossip stirred the student body would name Julie Jenkins, Queen of the Prom (Pi-ty vote!)

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* ''[[Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'' parodies this trope with a recurring Koopa child in a wheelchair. Something unfortunate is guaranteed to happen to him any time he appears, but instead of being used for drama, [[CrossesTheLineTwice it's always played for laughs]].

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* ''[[Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'' parodies this trope with a recurring Koopa child in a wheelchair. Something unfortunate is guaranteed to happen to him any time he appears, but instead of being used for drama, [[CrossesTheLineTwice it's always played for laughs]].






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* ''Fanfic/ToTheNightSky'' has Edward Elric often confined to a wheelchair since his automail limbs have been taken away, and he first loathes not being able to go around under his own power. As his mental health slowly degrades, the Woobie factor grows since Edward is more fragile and dependent on others to carry him.
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->Well, Sara Berry was a popular bitch\\

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The nominations for Prom Royalty came (Uh-huh!)\\

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-->-- "The Ballad of Sara Berry", ''[[Theatre/ThirtyFiveMillimeterAMusicalExhibition 35mm: A Musical Exhibition]]''

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-->-- "The Ballad of Sara Berry", ''[[Theatre/ThirtyFiveMillimeterAMusicalExhibition 35mm: A Musical Exhibition]]''
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->Sara Berry was a popular bitch
->Hot bod, hot boy, cheer captain, plus she was rich
->That girl had everything 'till hiccup and hitch: Julie Jenkins lost her leg in a wreck (am-pu-ta-ted)
->The nominations for Prom Royalty came
->Our Sara's senior year, and Queen was her claim
->'Till gossip stirred the student body would name Julie Jenkins, Queen of the Prom (pi-ty vote)

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->Sara ->Well, Sara Berry was a popular bitch
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Up To Eleven is a defunct trope


** WebAnimation/Snowdrop2013 tells the story of a blind pegasus. The first several minutes heavily play up the hardships faced by the titular Snowdrop due to her blindness (mostly her classmates wanting nothing to do with her). That plus her [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter over-the-top cute]] character design take the Woobie factor UpToEleven, tugging at the viewer's heartstrings with all the subtlety of a yak on crack.

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** WebAnimation/Snowdrop2013 tells the story of a blind pegasus. The first several minutes heavily play up the hardships faced by the titular Snowdrop due to her blindness (mostly her classmates wanting nothing to do with her). That plus her [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter over-the-top cute]] character design take amplify the Woobie factor UpToEleven, factor, tugging at the viewer's heartstrings with all the subtlety of a yak on crack.

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