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* ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' has a memorable example from Garrus Vakarian if you romance him as a female Shepard: "You know me. I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink... wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible."
** The [[VideoGame/MassEffect1 original]] has one from Liara: "I just think you'd be a fascinating subject for an in-depth study. ...No, no, that's even worse!"
** And finally, in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'' Citadel DLC, you may witness a non-romanced Garrus attempting to woo a female turian with: "There's this really big gun I'd like to show you." As in, the ''Normandy'''s main cannon.

* One StopPokingMe quote from ''VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} III'''s Undead Acolyte is attempting to make a praise for a certain something in a ShoutOut, only to realize that he got the wrong 'something', and might end up being called a heretic and probably excommunicated or sacrificed for sheer humiliation instead of good purpose, considering that he's practically a demon worshipper.

---> '''[[ForeignExchangeStudent Sonia]]''': If you got penetrated by something so big and thick, you would die instantly!
---> '''Kazuichi''': ...I'm sorry...I didn't catch all that...
---> '''Sonia''': Like I said, if you got penetrated by something so big and thick, you would die instantly!
---> '''Kazuichi (blushing)''': Ah, say it one more time...I need to record it...for reasons...

-->"'''[[VideoGame/{{Starcraft}} MY LIFE FOR AIUR!!]]''' Er, I mean, Ner'zhul!"

* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'': ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules!... [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney Wait, let me try that again.]]

* ''LetsPlay/MarikPlaysBloodlines'': Happens very often to [[TransparentCloset Marik]]. They are usually accompanied by the sound of Bakura bursting into laughter in the background. Marik rarely gets it.

* In ''ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}}'' #15, Bobbi asks Clint about the strip club he busted up. He is surprised that she knows about that and attempts to defend himself:

* ''Franchise/{{Superman}}'':

* Burger King did one that was not so much dirty as {{Squick}}y: "We don't just serve burgers, [[ToServeMan we serve people]]."

Compare AccidentalInnuendo, where this isn't intentional on the writer's part. Related to ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime in a non-innuendo way, where an idea sounded good in your head but turns out to be terrible out loud.

** In one of the Mini-sodes: Hinata has a conversation with Sakura, Ino, and Tenten where she says that she got angry with Naruto and told him she would punish him if he didn't stop teasing her, and Naruto now keeps asking her "When?" The girls think he's waiting for some punishment of the UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}} kind. Ino says there's nothing wrong with some KinkyRolePlaying, causing Sakura to say that Hinata isn't into that kind of thing. The Hyuga then says she wouldn't even know where to start if she was, only for Tenten (who's a weapon specialist) to tell her "I could lend you a {{whip|OfDominance}}." Both Hinata and Sakura look at Tenten in shock, who makes a ComicalAngryFace and angrily explains that whips are weapons too:

** ''Naru-Hina Chronicles Mini-sodes'': Hinata has a conversation with Sakura, Ino, and Tenten where she says that she got angry with Naruto and told him she would punish him if he didn't stop teasing her, and Naruto now keeps asking her "When?" The girls think he's waiting for some punishment of the UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}} kind. Ino says there's nothing wrong with some KinkyRolePlaying, causing Sakura to say that Hinata isn't into that kind of thing. The Hyuga then says she wouldn't even know where to start if she was, only for Tenten (who's a weapon specialist) to tell her "I could lend you a {{whip|OfDominance}}." Both Hinata and Sakura look at Tenten in shock, who makes a ComicalAngryFace and angrily explains that whips are weapons too:

-->'''Ember:''' Are you done yet?
-->'''Wade:''' [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Yes please...]]

* The hair care brand known as "[[https://www.watchmojo.com/articles/top-10-disastrously-named-consumer-goods K.U.M.]]" was almost a built-in case of this on the name alone, but tag lines like "You'll definitely turn heads when you have KUM in your hair!" didn't help matters.

* The hair care brand known as "[[https://www.watchmojo.com/articles/top-10-disastrously-named-consumer-goods K.U.M.]]" was pretty much doomed to this from the start, but tag lines like "You'll definitely turn heads when you have KUM in your hair!" didn't help matters.

* The hair care brand known as "https://www.watchmojo.com/articles/top-10-disastrously-named-consumer-goods K.U.M.]]" was pretty much doomed to this from the start, but tag lines like "You'll definitely turn heads when you have KUM in your hair!" didn't help matters.

%%* Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}}: In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWq7-dpZO8A#t=2m50s this clip]] Megyn Kelly [[BedmateReveal says]] that she and weather forecaster Janice Dean are [[HoYay sleeping together]].

* The Website/{{Twitter}} account for Jersey Mike's Subs [[https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/314440200090812426/831342671048998963/image0-1325.png once tweeted an image of sandwich toppings]] with the message, "How do you top your sub?" The next tweet:
-->"blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin"

* ''Webcomic/NaruHinaChronicles'': Mina meets Hinata, Sakura, and Ino at some restaurant. She then explains to the girls why she's late:
-->'''Mina:''' Hey guys, sorry I'm being so late, I was saying bye to Kiba, and he kept pulling me back, wanting another kiss, and well... It got a little out of hand. Ha-ha. I hope I haven't missed much.\\

-->'''Ember:''' Are you done?

* ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'': In "It Came from the Nightosphere" when Finn is about to face [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Marceline's demonic dad:]]

'''Marceline:''' (''raises an eyebrow'') [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Finn (blushing):''' Well-- you know! Because I'm going to make him uncomfortable while I release those souls!

** Stan is [[AbuseMistake mistakenly arrested for domestic abuse]] and to get him out of it, Roger pins the blame on a {{Jerkass}} co-worker. The cops find Neo-Nazi paraphernalia in his car, and the guy points out that "this is America", so his freedom of speech is protected. However, the head detective is Jewish and has the guy taken to his car, obviously to beat and/or kill him. As the cops drag him off, the Jerkass says "What is this, [[GodwinsLaw Nazi Germany]]?! ...Wait, that would be awesome!"
* This happens so frequently on ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'' that someone, usually Archer, will almost always say "phrasing" whenever it occurs.

--->'''Korra:''' ''[to Katara]'' Of course I'm frustrated! [[spoiler:A crazy man poisoned me, and now I can't dress myself, or cook for myself, or- or do anything for myself, and this whole time, my friends have been out helping the world]] while I'm stuck with you, and you can't [[spoiler:even heal me]]! ''[{{beat}}]'' That came out wrong.

* The ''WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman'' episode "Ruthie" has Princess Carolyn say this verbatim after referring to her bearded assistant Judah as her "hairy number two".

* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' two-part episode "School's Out: The Musical" has the Pixies persuading Flappy Bob into wishing for the world to be boring. Trying to stop them, Timmy tells Bob he knows the Pixies are the ones who gave him all he wanted and Timmy is the one who tore down his dream but Bob needs to listen to Timmy. Timmy then realizes his mistake.

** When Brian told Lois that a lovestruck Meg made him eat the hair from her (literal) pie, her response was to punch him. He tries to explain, but is only able to say that Stewie had some too, which resulted in another punch.
** Played with in another episode where Peter is teaching Meg how to find a boyfriend. Obviously referencing the idiom "Beating someone off with a stick", Peter says to Meg "Soon you'll be beating off guys with both hands". The audience 'waits for it' but, Peter being Peter, he doesn't catch onto what he said.
** The same episode did a similar gag with Lois and Chris.
---> '''Lois:''' All right, now that we've practised kissing and cuddling, it's time to practice eating out... at a fancy restaurant!
** In "Peter's Got Woods" when Brian dates Meg's African-American teacher Shauna and tries to be a kiss-ass to her.

'''Brian:''' You like Dr. King? Because I love Dr. King. I love MLK, man. He's-he's my guy. He's-he's... I mean, I love all black people. You know, I mean, if I... if I could take all the black people in the world, and just, you know, just buy a farm somewhere and, and let them all... Uh, whoa, you know, what? That, uh, actually, that didn't really come out right.
** In "He's Bla-ack!", [[FeudEpisode Lois and Donna get into a fight]], leading Lois to declare that the Griffins will have nothing to do with "that Brown family". Stewie reminds her that what she just said [[MistakenForRacist can sound really bad out of context]].

* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'': In "Soos and the Real Girl", when Soos realizes his [[{{Yandere}} crazy virtual ex-girlfriend]] Giffany has followed him on his date with Melody, he excuses himself with "Could you sit tight? [[INeedToGoIronMyDog I have to go to the bathroom for a long time]]... [[IllBeInMyBunk not in a weird way]]!"

* ''[[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Justice League Unlimited]]'':

''[end flashback, [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond Terry]] [[FascinatingEyebrow raises an eyebrow]]]''\\

* In the ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' episode "Ill Suited", Ron steals Kim's battlesuit and uses it to cheat his way into the position of star quarterback of the football team out of fear that Kim would dump him for a jock (based in part on misunderstanding a conversation he overheard). This is revealed when Professor Dementor uses a remote device to take control of the suit, whilst Ron is still in it. He attempts to explain his position... poorly at first (whilst being controlled to fight Kim).

* ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'': In the episode "Pipe Dreams", after Mr. Loud installs tons of security measures to keep the kids from entering the secret bathroom he and Mrs. Loud build for themselves, and also a mechanism to trap them inside if they do manage to get in, Mrs. Loud cheers "We'll catch them with their pants down". She then realizes how that can be interpreted considering it involves a bathroom and quickly states it's just a metaphor.

* A subversion in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/Sealab2021''. Marco leaves some tamales outside Quinn's door and tells Debbie that they should leave without bothering him because he'll probably be "busy with that hooker for awhile." Cue Debbie's outraged "WHAT?!? A HOOKER?!??" and several minutes of people going "[[OverlyLongGag Uh-oh!]]" Finally:

'''Marco:''' ''[laughs]'' ... [[DoubleSubversion with a prostitute]].\\

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': In "Last Exit to Springfield," Mr. Burns tries to bribe Homer, who has recently become the union leader. It doesn't work out quite right due to his choice of words:

'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?\\

'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Wait a minute. Is he coming on to me?\\

'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' My God! He ''is'' coming on to me!\\
'''Mr. Burns:''' After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. ''(chuckles, then winks at Homer)''\\
'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Aaaaagggh!!! ''(out loud)'' Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
* In the ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'' episode, "Blue With Envy", this exchange occurs between [[TotallyRadical Swifty the Shrew]] and Tails when Sonic challenges the former to a race to see who's the fastest:

-->'''Cartman's mom:''' ''[ring up Kyle's mom]'' Uhm, Sheila? I'm sorry to trouble you with this but apparently your son has a picture of Eric with another boy's penis in his mouth.\\

* Johnny Cage of ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' fame has a tendency to hit on the ladies when he isn't trash-talking everyone in sight. In ''11'', he does this to Cassie without even meaning to, and immediately regrets it.