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* "Don't use this item, ever!" -- It's a ForbiddenChekhovsGun and will inevitably be used.


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* "The one rule you must always follow is..." -- It's an InevitablyBrokenRule.
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* "LetsHaveAnotherBaby" -- While this ''might'' be successful, more often than not you'll end up [[LawOfInverseFertility unable to conceive]] or divorced at best and with one of you dead at worst.
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* "ThisIsNoTimeToPanic!" -- Something's going to [[YouCanPanicNow give you permission to panic]] real soon.

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* ''VisualNovel/C14Dating'': Deandre, one of the love interests, is taking the eight-week field class during which the story takes place because he's missing a class worth of credits and mentions several times that he just needs a passing grade in the class to be done with his education and start working in an unrealted field. Only four weeks are required to pass the class, with the extra four being for people who are interested enough in the subject, want the work experience or need to retake the class. Guess how the narrative keeps Deandre around for second half of the game.

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* ''VisualNovel/C14Dating'': Deandre, one of the love interests, is taking the eight-week field class during which the story takes place because he's missing a class worth of credits and mentions several times that he just needs a passing grade in the class to be done with his education and start working in an unrealted unrelated field. Only four weeks are required to pass the class, with the extra four being for people who are interested enough in the subject, want the work experience or need to retake the class. Guess how the narrative keeps Deandre around for second half of the game.

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For the supertropes to this, see TropeTelegraphing and BeCarefulWhatYouSay. Compare SchmuckBait, InstantlyProvenWrong, SpeakOfTheDevil. Contrast the GodzillaThreshold for where things really ''can't'' get any worse and AlreadyTheCase where fate has acted before the tempting. See also TooGoodToBeTrue.

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For the supertropes to this, see TropeTelegraphing and BeCarefulWhatYouSay. Compare SchmuckBait, InstantlyProvenWrong, SpeakOfTheDevil. SpeakOfTheDevil, ThreatBackfire, and TooGoodToBeTrue. Contrast the GodzillaThreshold for where things really ''can't'' get any worse and AlreadyTheCase where fate has acted before the tempting. See also TooGoodToBeTrue.
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Subtrope of TropeTelegraphing and BeCarefulWhatYouSay. Compare SchmuckBait, InstantlyProvenWrong, SpeakOfTheDevil, ThreatBackfire, and TooGoodToBeTrue. Contrast the GodzillaThreshold (where things ''really'' can't get any worse) and AlreadyTheCase (where fate has acted before the temptation).
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* ''VisualNovel/C14Dating'': Deandre, one of the love interests, is taking the eight-week field class during which the story takes place because he's missing a class worth of credits and mentions several times that he just needs a passing grade in the class to be done with his education and start working in an unrealted field. Only four weeks are required to pass the class, with the extra four being for people who are interested enough in the subject, want the work experience or need to retake the class. Guess how the narrative keeps Deandre around for second half of the game.
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* "What difference does one more make?" -- They're a OneManArmy.

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OneManArmy, and can make a bigger difference than your entire side can ever hope to make.
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* "At least it's not raining." -- CueTheRain. If not [[ExactWords worse weather]].

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* "At least it's not raining." -- CueTheRain. If CueTheRain, if not [[ExactWords some worse weather]].



* "Lucky me!" -- Enjoy your luck while it lasts... before [[NotMyLuckyDay you stop being lucky]].


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* "Lucky me!" -- Enjoy your luck while it lasts... before [[NotMyLuckyDay you stop being lucky]].
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* ''VisualNovel/HarvestDecember'':
** Shiro declaring that she's not afraid of getting hit by a car as it wouldn't hurt her. Cue her immediately getting hit by a car. Fortunately, she was right about it not hurting her despite the narrative of what happens after the impact ''not'' being PlayedForLaughs.
** Masaki is visiting a girl's room and spots a pair of clean panties that had fallen off of the laundry pile while she's downstairs getting snacks. After several seconds of deliberation and he's decided to fold them and put them back in place, cue her returning just as he's picked them up.
* In ''VisualNovel/HighwayBlossoms'', Amber enjoys listening to her late grandfather's mix tape. At the start of the game, she notes, "I'm worried the deck might eventually eat the tape, but it never happened to him no matter how many times he played the damn thing, so I'm not too scared." No prizes for guessing what happens to the tape [[spoiler:the morning after Amber and Marina have sex.]]
* In ''VisualNovel/IkemenSengoku'''s prologue, Sasuke warns the main character to not fall in love with anyone in the Sengoku period that she accidentally time-traveled to because it could cloud her desire to return to her present time. The main character responds to this by laughing and pointing out that hardly any of the guys she's met have been even nice to her. [[TimeTravelRomance Fast forward three months later...]]
* In ''VisualNovel/SevenKingdomsThePrincessProblem'', the delegates settle down for a long, boring meeting where each of them must officially introduce themselves to the group. The first delegate to talk is Lyon, whose introduction is typically terse; Avalie remarks hopefully that if ''all'' the speeches are like his, the meeting might end at a reasonable hour. [[GilliganCut They aren't.]]
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** Robert Calvert's 1974 solo debut, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyBPXuWzHL0 Captain Lockheed and the Starfighters]]'', has several examples, being a satirical account of [[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_F-104_Starfighter#German_service the Luftwaffe's controversial adoption of the]] F-104 Starfighter. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_bribery_scandals Defence Minister Franz Josef Strauss]] [[TheBonzoDogBand (Vivian Stanshall)]] is mad with desire at resurrecting German air superiority, later being enticed by an American con man [[{{Music/Traffic}} (Jim Capaldi)]]. The latter sells the titular F-104 Starfighter Plane in bulk, refitting them as the "F-104G" (for Germany, as Strauss squees over). The F-104 was a fighter infamous for its safety record, quickly becoming known as ''Der Witwenmacher (The Widowmaker)'', with at least ''30%'' of the planes having crashed.

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** Robert Calvert's 1974 solo debut, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyBPXuWzHL0 Captain Lockheed and the Starfighters]]'', has several examples, being a satirical account of [[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_F-104_Starfighter#German_service the Luftwaffe's controversial adoption of the]] F-104 Starfighter. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_bribery_scandals Defence Minister Franz Josef Strauss]] [[TheBonzoDogBand [[Music/TheBonzoDogBand (Vivian Stanshall)]] is mad with desire at resurrecting German air superiority, later being enticed by an American con man [[{{Music/Traffic}} (Jim Capaldi)]]. The latter sells the titular F-104 Starfighter Plane in bulk, refitting them as the "F-104G" (for Germany, as Strauss squees over). The F-104 was a fighter infamous for its safety record, quickly becoming known as ''Der Witwenmacher (The Widowmaker)'', with at least ''30%'' of the planes having crashed.

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* "Literature/HeartOfIceAndrewLang": A literal example. King Farda-Kinbras and Queen Birbantine were so happy together they defied fate to ruin their happiness. Fairy Gorgonzola, who was listening, got pissed at their arrogance, and took their daughter's heart away.

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* "Literature/HeartOfIceAndrewLang": A literal example. King Farda-Kinbras and Queen Birbantine were so happy together they defied fate to ruin In the ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'' drama "The Revolution", after the Doctor has crashed their happiness. Fairy Gorgonzola, who was listening, got pissed at their arrogance, spaceship and took their daughter's heart away.maintained a constant chatter as they slog through the jungle, Benny nearly says "It can't get worse", but then stops herself. When they immediately get attacked by natives anyway, she protests that she didn't say it. "That's against the rules!"



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* Many professions have superstitions ''designed'' to avert and/or subvert this trope, such as stage performers' traditional well-wish of "Break a leg!" (because telling someone "You'll be fantastic!" is tempting fate), or sailors' reluctance to call "lifeboats" by that name (so Fate won't put its accuracy to the test).

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* Many professions have superstitions ''designed'' According to avert and/or subvert this trope, such as stage performers' traditional well-wish Music/BillBailey, while he was performing at a charity gig sponsored by a Swiss banking firm, the organisers of "Break a leg!" (because telling someone "You'll be fantastic!" is tempting fate), or sailors' reluctance the gig explicitly asked him not to call "lifeboats" by that name (so Fate won't put its accuracy make any jokes about NaziGold. Never ask a comedian not to make jokes about something; Bill later did some research into the bank in question, and devotes part of his ''Tinselworm'' DVD to making jokes about the bank's ties to the test).Nazi regime and encourages the audience to protest against them.


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* "Literature/HeartOfIceAndrewLang": A literal example. King Farda-Kinbras and Queen Birbantine were so happy together they defied fate to ruin their happiness. Fairy Gorgonzola, who was listening, got pissed at their arrogance, and took their daughter's heart away.
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* Many professions have superstitions ''designed'' to avert and/or subvert this trope, such as stage performers' traditional well-wish of "Break a leg!" (because telling someone "You'll be fantastic!" is tempting fate), or sailors' reluctance to call "lifeboats" by that name (so Fate won't put its accuracy to the test).
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* In one episode of ''Radio/{{Dragnet}}'', a man who didn't believe in life insurance won a bet with a life insurance salesman, and didn't take a policy out. Less than an hour later someone murdered him.
* The introduction to the ''Radio/LuxRadioTheatre'' staging of ''The Front Page'' (June 28, 1937), says that Amelia Earhart couldn't make her scheduled appearance, but would be on the show next week after she completed her around-the-world flight. Earhart disappeared forever when her airplane ran out of gas somewhere in the vicinity of Howland Island on July 2, 1937.
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* ''WebAnimation/AwesomeSeries'': In ''Metal Gear Awesome'', after being incinerated by lasers and blown up by mines, Snake mentions: "Oh gee whiz, I sure hope a tank doesn't totally come out of nowhere and OWN me!" Cue the tank totally coming out of nowhere and owning him.
* Wiz and Boomstick, the hosts of ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', proudly proclaim "It's over! It's finally over! We never have to hear about it again!" at the end of ''ComicBook/{{Superman}} VS [[Manga/DragonBall Goku]]'', one of the most widely requested fights of the series. Unfortunately for Ben and Chad, the voices of Wiz and Boomstick, and the rest of the crew, it quickly became (and still remains) the most hotly contested fight outcome in the shows history [[spoiler: because Goku was weaker than Superman by a factor of about 100]], so much that it became a running gag and one of the first episodes with a follow-up.
* In part 2 of ''WebAnimation/MetroidConfusion'', the two protagonists are blasted into space by a nuclear explosion. As they drift pointlessly through space on a piece of rock, the following exchange occurs:
-->'''Scythe:''' Look on the bright side. It could be worse.\\
'''Chiton:''' How could it possibly be worse? ''[rant detailing the situation they're in]''\\
'''Scythe:''' It could be raining.\\
'''Chiton:''' You idiot! It cannot rain in space!
''[cue the rain; in space]''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioysRyKLNHI This thing is indestructible.]] [[spoiler:A train destroys the 2 sentries and dispenser.]] From ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'''s "Something Completely Different".
* ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'':
** It illustrates this concept with DC character Dr. Fate being offered cake.
** There's also the "''VideoGame/{{Prototype}}'' vs ''VideoGame/{{inFamous}}''", where Yahtzee declared both games to be equal and jokingly said that if the game studios want him to pick a winner, they'll have to send him their best images of the rival game's main character wearing women's lingerie. Much to his surprise and horror, [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/6228-Yahtzees-Prototype-vs-InFamous-Challenge they complied]].
--->'''Yahtzee:''' Thanks to Radical Entertainment and Sucker Punch Productions for being such good sports. You sick, sick fucks.
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* ''WebAnimation/AwesomeSeries'': In ''Metal Gear Awesome'', after being incinerated by lasers and blown up by mines, Snake mentions: "Oh gee whiz, I sure hope a tank doesn't totally come out of nowhere and OWN me!" Cue the tank totally coming out of nowhere and owning him.
* Wiz and Boomstick, the hosts of ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', proudly proclaim "It's over! It's finally over! We never have to hear about it again!" at the end of ''ComicBook/{{Superman}} VS [[Manga/DragonBall Goku]]'', one of the most widely requested fights of the series. Unfortunately for Ben and Chad, the voices of Wiz and Boomstick, and the rest of the crew, it quickly became (and still remains) the most hotly contested fight outcome in the shows history [[spoiler: because Goku was weaker than Superman by a factor of about 100]], so much that it became a running gag and one of the first episodes with a follow-up.
* In part 2 of ''WebAnimation/MetroidConfusion'', the two protagonists are blasted into space by a nuclear explosion. As they drift pointlessly through space on a piece of rock, the following exchange occurs:
-->'''Scythe:''' Look on the bright side. It could be worse.\\
'''Chiton:''' How could it possibly be worse? ''[rant detailing the situation they're in]''\\
'''Scythe:''' It could be raining.\\
'''Chiton:''' You idiot! It cannot rain in space!
''[cue the rain; in space]''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioysRyKLNHI This thing is indestructible.]] [[spoiler:A train destroys the 2 sentries and dispenser.]] From ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'''s "Something Completely Different".
* ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'':
** It illustrates this concept with DC character Dr. Fate being offered cake.
** There's also the "''VideoGame/{{Prototype}}'' vs ''VideoGame/{{inFamous}}''", where Yahtzee declared both games to be equal and jokingly said that if the game studios want him to pick a winner, they'll have to send him their best images of the rival game's main character wearing women's lingerie. Much to his surprise and horror, [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/6228-Yahtzees-Prototype-vs-InFamous-Challenge they complied]].
--->'''Yahtzee:''' Thanks to Radical Entertainment and Sucker Punch Productions for being such good sports. You sick, sick fucks.
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* ''WebAnimation/AwesomeSeries'': In ''Metal Gear Awesome'', after being incinerated by lasers and blown up by mines, Snake mentions: "Oh gee whiz, I sure hope a tank doesn't totally come out of nowhere and OWN me!" Cue the tank totally coming out of nowhere and owning him.
* Wiz and Boomstick, the hosts of ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', proudly proclaim "It's over! It's finally over! We never have to hear about it again!" at the end of ''ComicBook/{{Superman}} VS [[Manga/DragonBall Goku]]'', one of the most widely requested fights of the series. Unfortunately for Ben and Chad, the voices of Wiz and Boomstick, and the rest of the crew, it quickly became (and still remains) the most hotly contested fight outcome in the shows history [[spoiler: because Goku was weaker than Superman by a factor of about 100]], so much that it became a running gag and one of the first episodes with a follow-up.
* In part 2 of ''WebAnimation/MetroidConfusion'', the two protagonists are blasted into space by a nuclear explosion. As they drift pointlessly through space on a piece of rock, the following exchange occurs:
-->'''Scythe:''' Look on the bright side. It could be worse.\\
'''Chiton:''' How could it possibly be worse? ''[rant detailing the situation they're in]''\\
'''Scythe:''' It could be raining.\\
'''Chiton:''' You idiot! It cannot rain in space!
''[cue the rain; in space]''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioysRyKLNHI This thing is indestructible.]] [[spoiler:A train destroys the 2 sentries and dispenser.]] From ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'''s "Something Completely Different".
* ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'':
** It illustrates this concept with DC character Dr. Fate being offered cake.
** There's also the "''VideoGame/{{Prototype}}'' vs ''VideoGame/{{inFamous}}''", where Yahtzee declared both games to be equal and jokingly said that if the game studios want him to pick a winner, they'll have to send him their best images of the rival game's main character wearing women's lingerie. Much to his surprise and horror, [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/6228-Yahtzees-Prototype-vs-InFamous-Challenge they complied]].
--->'''Yahtzee:''' Thanks to Radical Entertainment and Sucker Punch Productions for being such good sports. You sick, sick fucks.
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* Subverted in The ''Literature/BraveNewWorldUniverse's'' ''Old Friends'' opening arc. Moros is invading a secret lab, and at one point remarks to himself that the plan is going very well. He then hits himself for having the thought. Luckily, nothing happens. [[spoiler:Except a survivor who makes it through Moros's zombie hordes...''that'' won't be a problem later....]]
* Often deliberately invoked in {{Website/Cracked}}. Whenever the list asks "What could be worse (scarier, bigger), than that?", the next item invariably ''will''.
* Website/DesuDesBrigade: After learning of the aforementioned Project D being done at a NASA base, Hitch said, "I am so outta here the moment they mention space vampires!" Much later in the review, near the end, when the vampire tells Kuki about their battle with evil aliens across the universe...
-->'''Hitch:''' Done. I am '''not''' doing space vampires! No! Done. Done! Dammit!!
* ''Blog/GaryLandlordOfTheFlies'':
** The first proper post has Gabe marvel at the low cost of rent, noting that the landlord "seems a little lame, but nice enough." Naturally, the rest of the blog focuses largely on just [[CrankyLandlord how unpleasant]] said landlord really is.
** [[https://strangerthaneviction.tumblr.com/post/136612080/july-5-a-farewell-to-my-armoire When Gabe comes back with a friend post-eviction to retrieve his desk]], he internally worries that Gary will be more subdued than normal (thus depriving his friend of a chance to witness just how crazy he truly is). As he thinks this, he notices Gary screwing the front door shut right in front of him.
* In [[http://notalwaysfriendly.com/trafficking-in-backseat-comments/38433 this]] story on Website/NotAlwaysRight's sister site Not Always Friendly, a bad driver defends his bad driving by saying that's he's never had an accident... right before slamming into another car.
* Occurs all the time in the ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum''. Whenever an agent says anything along the lines of "At last, a break from badfic." or "Now I can catch some sleep." he/she/other/it get sent to another mission. {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d by references to the "Laws of Narrative Comedy". If a mission is described as appearing "not too bad", it will rapidly get worse.
* ''Blog/TheRaptureLogs'': Web serial novel ''OH GOD THE RAPTURE IS BURNING'' starts the entire epic story with a sentence that sums up everything you need to know about TemptingFate: "Rapture's nothing but bullshit." The title of the story comes from almost the very next sentence, so you can imagine how that turned out.
* Scorchy's [[http://lparchive.org/Knights-of-the-Old-Republic-II/ Let's Play of]] ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic II'': The player, during the fight against Darth Nihilus, ends an update with a vote on whether he should try to fight him normally or [[spoiler:have Visas sacrifice herself to weaken him through their Force bond]]. The very last words in this update are "And [[TakeAThirdOption don't say both]] or I'll murder a puppy. Multiple puppies." The very next update, which goes with the first option but also shows how the second would play out, is titled "The Puppy Holocaust", with video of the second option "brought to you by the flayed corpses of a thousand little adorable puppies".
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* ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'':
** One segment [[https://wheelsms.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/calvin-hobbes-snowball-fight.jpg?w=645&h=457 has Calvin try and snowball Susie in the back]], only to miss with [[ATeamFiring every single one]]. After the barrage ends, Susie turns around to laugh at Calvin's throwing ability... and THAT'S when Calvin's aim finally pays off.
** In [[https://marcel-oehler.marcellosendos.ch/comics/ch/1988/10/198810.html another strip]], Calvin doesn't feel well in the middle of the night:
--->'''Calvin's Mom:''' Calvin probably just ate too much dessert. If he's going to get me up at this hour, he'd better ''really'' be sick.\\
''[[[VomitDiscretionShot Offpanel]], we see a massive "BAAARRFF" as she reacts in horror]''\\
'''Calvin's Mom:''' ''[[[SkywardScream Shouting to the heavens]]]'' I DIDN'T ''MEAN'' IT!
* ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' does it on multiple occasions:
** In one arc, Jason accidentally makes Eileen Jacobson fall in love with him [[ItMakesSenseInContext thanks to a poem he wrote for his mom]]. Then this happens:
--->'''Jason:''' Could anything be worse?! Could this situation possibly be any more dire?!\\
'''Huge crowd of students:''' JASON AND EILEE-EEN, SITTIN' IN A TREE... KAY-EYE-ESS-ESS-EYE-EN-GEE!\\
'''Jason:''' Boy, '''that''' question sure got answered in a hurry.\\
'''Eileen:''' I hope you don't mind, but I told a few of my friends.
** One week of strips revolves around Paige getting a surly Tamagotchi knock-off called a Tamagrouchy. Near the week's end, she sends it to Jason, who thinks he can reprogram it.
--->'''Paige:''' I figure it can't get any '''more''' annoying.\\
''[[GilliganCut (cut to upstairs)]]''\\
'''Tamagrouchy:''' (Beep) Feed me and give Jason $10.\\
'''Paige:''' I take that back, Peter.
** Jason and Paige try the so-called "super gum" invented by Marcus' uncle. With all the upsides, Paige has to ask, "Does this gum even '''have''' a downside?" while they're each blowing a monstrous bubble. They spend the next three strips stuck to each other.
* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' likes to play with this trope. If someone says things can't get worse, they will (usually with Garfield warning not to say it). However, if a character admits things could get worse, they get worse.
** The [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1981/10/25 October 25, 1981]] strip had Garfield invoke the old "sticks and stones" saying, only to then get hit by a dictionary, disproving the "words can never hurt me" part of the mantra.
** [[https://gocomics.com/garfield/2011/12/15 In December, 15, 2011,]] Garfield told a spider that was under a mistletoe to forget it and that he'd rather kiss a dog. Odie then showed up.
** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2000/04/09 At the beach, Jon tried to get the attention of a girl by screaming "Shark!"]]. He was trampled by everyone who ran away out of fear, was slapped by the girl and, when he said things couldn't get worse, a shark appeared.
** Jon sees a fly in his coffee cup in [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2007/04/15 this strip]]. After the fly leaves, Jon asks "What could be more disgusting than that?!" Cue a swarm of flies setting up on and around his cup and treating it like their own beach resort.
** {{Exaggerated|Trope}} in [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2014/07/27 this]] strip.
** Garfield wonders what the new year will bring [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2020/12/31 in the December 31, 2020 strip]]. Cue Jon telling Garfield that he just found a great new tofu recipe.
--->'''Garfield: Bring back the old year!'''
** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/04/10 Jon considers the world a dangerous place]] and prefers the safety of his own home.
--->'''[[GenreSavvy Garfield]]''' [[ThreeTwoOne 3... 2... 1...]]\\
''[crash]''\\
'''Jon:''' Oww!
** In [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/08/21 the August 21, 2021 strip]], Garfield boasts to the grumpy, chained guard dog that nothing can wipe the smile off his face.
--->'''Dog:''' I know what's '''really''' in cat food.\\
'''Garfield:''' ''[in a panicked expression]'' Don't tell me!
** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/09/26 The September 26, 2021 strip]] combines with trope with ExactWords. Garfield goes outside, sees a leaf from a tree turning orange, points at said leaf, and saying in a commanding tone: "I am '''not''' ready for autumn yet. Do '''not''' fall off that tree!" Cue ''all other leaves from that tree'' falling on top of him.
** In [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/10/10 the October 10, 2021 strip]], Jon tries to lure Garfield into consuming a pill hidden in a treat, so Garfield takes the treat on the plate Jon is ''not'' promoting to him, realizing too late that he fell for Jon's trick.
--->'''Garfield:''' ''[takes the treat on the plate and swallows it]'' I believe I'll have this one instead. Heh, heh, heh.\\
'''Jon:''' ''[with a sly grin]'' [[IronicEcho Heh, heh, heh.]]\\
'''Garfield:''' [[OhCrap I think I've just been had.]]
** Nermal asks Garfield in [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/11/19 the November 19, 2021 strip]] what he would do if he could do anything in the world. The strip ends with Garfield throwing Nermal out -- ''through the door'' (with ImpactSilhouette on said door, to boot). Nermal addressing him as "chubs" doesn't endear himself to Garfield, if anything.
--->'''Garfield:''' [[LampshadeHanging He walked right into that one.]]
** In [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/12/26 the December 26, 2021 strip]], Liz pokes fun at the matching HomemadeSweaterFromHell that Jon, Garfield, and Odie receive from Jon's mother. She no longer finds it funny once Jon hands her [[HomemadeSweaterFromHell the matching sweater]] his mother made for ''her''.
** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2022/02/28 The February 28, 2022 strip]] has Jon claiming he can make Garfield smile, while Garfield dismisses him because [[HatingOnMonday it's Monday]]. Jon succeeds.
--->'''Jon:''' I bet I can make you smile.\\
'''Garfield:''' Nothing about a Monday can make me smile.\\
'''Jon:''' Tomorrow is Taco Tuesday.\\
'''Garfield:''' ''[with a toothy smile]'' Curse you, Jon Arbuckle!
** Upon weighing himself in [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2022/04/14 the April 14, 2022 strip]], Garfield attempts to bribe the talking scale into lying about the result for him, but the scale refuses. Garfield promptly proves EveryManHasHisPrice by naming his bribe of choice, which gets the scale to oblige.
--->'''Garfield:''' If you give me a good number, I'll make it worth your while.\\
'''Scale:''' You can't bribe me!\\
'''Garfield:''' [[TwoWordsAddedEmphasis Two words: unlimited batteries.]]\\
'''Scale:''' Hellooooo, '''SKINNY!'''
* ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' has a few where the universe often takes offense to a character's BadassBoast:
** In one arc, Linus gets a new hobby, drawing on air. Simply put, he traces things on air with his finger, and being a MrImagination, perceives it as art, one that costs no money and needs no materials. However, he enjoys it a little too much, saying "nothing can interrupt your work! Nothing, ''nothing!''" And then [[CueTheRain it starts to rain]].
** In another arc, Linus' hobby is building snowmen; he builds lots and ''lots'' of snowmen. However, he gets a little DrunkWithPower, and starts talking to them like a general leading an army. "I am your ''leader''!" he shouts to his "troops". "Stand behind me and you will be ''invincible''! Nothing can stop us, [[SkywardScream nothing, nothing,]] '''[[SkywardScream NOTHING!]]'''" And then the sun comes out and melts them all.
* ''ComicStrip/USAcres'':
** In the November 3, 1987 strip, Orson said even Lanolin couldn't ruin that day. She shouted "I just washed my car!" and [[CueTheRain it rained]].
** In the March 24, 1989 strip, Booker blows on a dandelion seed head, causing the seeds to disperse and fly away. The flower next to it laughs at the seed head, only to be plucked by Orson immediately afterwards.
** [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Booker asks Orson to make a story scary]] in the March 15, 1987 strip. Orson being MrImagination, it doesn't take long for Booker to change his mind.
** [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Booker encourages Wade to jump into a pool]] in the August 30, 1987 strip, telling Wade that his inner tube will keep him afloat. Once Wade jumps in, he slips right out of his inner tube and sinks, though he manages to save himself before drowning by drinking the pool water.
** In the April 9, 1986 strip, Orson finds a book of jokes and claims that he's in the mood for a good laugh. Upon opening the book, [[PieInTheFace he finds himself the target of a joke.]]
** In the November 13, 1986 strip, Orson warns Roy not to eat corn so close to the stove, but Roy dismisses him. It turns out to be popcorn, which promptly pops inside Roy's body, much to his discomfort.
--->'''Orson:''' I know it's popcorn.\\
'''Roy:''' Why didn't you warn me?!
** In the June 24, 1987 strip, Booker decides to do a cannon ball dive with a jump onto the springboard. It bounces him off in the direction from whence he came.
--->'''Sheldon:''' Whoops, backfired.
** Orson, after donning his "Power Pig" costume, declares himself leaping over barns in the August 22, 1987 strip. He ends up slamming into a wall of a barn.
** In the October 17, 1988 strip, Booker succeeds on getting onto a hammock. He claims "Victory!", only for the hammock to flip him off it.
** In the November 15, 1988 strip, Bo is excited to see the sunset, but Lanolin is not enthused, claiming sunrise and sunset always happen the same way. Cue the ensuing sunset taking place in a ''very unconventional'' way (i.e. turning out to be a flat disk and falling over after hitting the ground), which piques Lanolin's interest.
--->'''Bo:''' ''[yawns]'' Coming to bed, Lanolin?\\
'''Lanolin:''' Not tonight, Bo. This should be one interesting sunrise.
** Lanolin tells Roy to stop smirking in the June 14, 1988 strip, or else she'd slap it to the moon. [[BullyingADragon Roy, however, dismisses her.]] Bad move -- the strip ends with Roy's mouth landing on the moon.
** Possibly played with in the April 4, 1986 strip, in which Orson wonders where his food is, but a corn on a cob is thrown and hits him on the head before he even finishes the question.
** When Booker places a gigantic megaphone at Roy in the January 1, 1989 strip and claims "PrepareToDie, rooster!", Roy dismissively mocks him with "What are you going to do, cheer me to death?". Booker promptly throws a small snowball into the megaphone... which becomes big enough to cover most of Roy's body when it gets out of said megaphone.
** When Wade hears the sound of sleigh bells in the December 19, 1988 strip, he gets inside a chimney and looks upwards for Santa Claus. The strip ends with a large bag full of toys falling on top of him.
* In one ''ComicStrip/{{Zits}}'' strip, [[PunnyName Pierce]] runs off a list of his many, many body piercings, including an impressive twelve earrings ''on each ear''.
-->'''Pierce:''' I defy anyone to find a way to attach more metal to my head.\\
''[[[GilliganCut cut to Pierce at an orthodontist appointment]]]''\\
'''Mr. Duncan:''' Pierce, you need braces.
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* ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'':
** One segment [[https://wheelsms.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/calvin-hobbes-snowball-fight.jpg?w=645&h=457 has Calvin try and snowball Susie in the back]], only to miss with [[ATeamFiring every single one]]. After the barrage ends, Susie turns around to laugh at Calvin's throwing ability... and THAT'S when Calvin's aim finally pays off.
** In [[https://marcel-oehler.marcellosendos.ch/comics/ch/1988/10/198810.html another strip]], Calvin doesn't feel well in the middle of the night:
--->'''Calvin's Mom:''' Calvin probably just ate too much dessert. If he's going to get me up at this hour, he'd better ''really'' be sick.\\
''[[[VomitDiscretionShot Offpanel]], we see a massive "BAAARRFF" as she reacts in horror]''\\
'''Calvin's Mom:''' ''[[[SkywardScream Shouting to the heavens]]]'' I DIDN'T ''MEAN'' IT!
* ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' does it on multiple occasions:
** In one arc, Jason accidentally makes Eileen Jacobson fall in love with him [[ItMakesSenseInContext thanks to a poem he wrote for his mom]]. Then this happens:
--->'''Jason:''' Could anything be worse?! Could this situation possibly be any more dire?!\\
'''Huge crowd of students:''' JASON AND EILEE-EEN, SITTIN' IN A TREE... KAY-EYE-ESS-ESS-EYE-EN-GEE!\\
'''Jason:''' Boy, '''that''' question sure got answered in a hurry.\\
'''Eileen:''' I hope you don't mind, but I told a few of my friends.
** One week of strips revolves around Paige getting a surly Tamagotchi knock-off called a Tamagrouchy. Near the week's end, she sends it to Jason, who thinks he can reprogram it.
--->'''Paige:''' I figure it can't get any '''more''' annoying.\\
''[[GilliganCut (cut to upstairs)]]''\\
'''Tamagrouchy:''' (Beep) Feed me and give Jason $10.\\
'''Paige:''' I take that back, Peter.
** Jason and Paige try the so-called "super gum" invented by Marcus' uncle. With all the upsides, Paige has to ask, "Does this gum even '''have''' a downside?" while they're each blowing a monstrous bubble. They spend the next three strips stuck to each other.
* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' likes to play with this trope. If someone says things can't get worse, they will (usually with Garfield warning not to say it). However, if a character admits things could get worse, they get worse.
** The [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1981/10/25 October 25, 1981]] strip had Garfield invoke the old "sticks and stones" saying, only to then get hit by a dictionary, disproving the "words can never hurt me" part of the mantra.
** [[https://gocomics.com/garfield/2011/12/15 In December, 15, 2011,]] Garfield told a spider that was under a mistletoe to forget it and that he'd rather kiss a dog. Odie then showed up.
** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2000/04/09 At the beach, Jon tried to get the attention of a girl by screaming "Shark!"]]. He was trampled by everyone who ran away out of fear, was slapped by the girl and, when he said things couldn't get worse, a shark appeared.
** Jon sees a fly in his coffee cup in [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2007/04/15 this strip]]. After the fly leaves, Jon asks "What could be more disgusting than that?!" Cue a swarm of flies setting up on and around his cup and treating it like their own beach resort.
** {{Exaggerated|Trope}} in [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2014/07/27 this]] strip.
** Garfield wonders what the new year will bring [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2020/12/31 in the December 31, 2020 strip]]. Cue Jon telling Garfield that he just found a great new tofu recipe.
--->'''Garfield: Bring back the old year!'''
** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/04/10 Jon considers the world a dangerous place]] and prefers the safety of his own home.
--->'''[[GenreSavvy Garfield]]''' [[ThreeTwoOne 3... 2... 1...]]\\
''[crash]''\\
'''Jon:''' Oww!
** In [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/08/21 the August 21, 2021 strip]], Garfield boasts to the grumpy, chained guard dog that nothing can wipe the smile off his face.
--->'''Dog:''' I know what's '''really''' in cat food.\\
'''Garfield:''' ''[in a panicked expression]'' Don't tell me!
** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/09/26 The September 26, 2021 strip]] combines with trope with ExactWords. Garfield goes outside, sees a leaf from a tree turning orange, points at said leaf, and saying in a commanding tone: "I am '''not''' ready for autumn yet. Do '''not''' fall off that tree!" Cue ''all other leaves from that tree'' falling on top of him.
** In [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/10/10 the October 10, 2021 strip]], Jon tries to lure Garfield into consuming a pill hidden in a treat, so Garfield takes the treat on the plate Jon is ''not'' promoting to him, realizing too late that he fell for Jon's trick.
--->'''Garfield:''' ''[takes the treat on the plate and swallows it]'' I believe I'll have this one instead. Heh, heh, heh.\\
'''Jon:''' ''[with a sly grin]'' [[IronicEcho Heh, heh, heh.]]\\
'''Garfield:''' [[OhCrap I think I've just been had.]]
** Nermal asks Garfield in [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/11/19 the November 19, 2021 strip]] what he would do if he could do anything in the world. The strip ends with Garfield throwing Nermal out -- ''through the door'' (with ImpactSilhouette on said door, to boot). Nermal addressing him as "chubs" doesn't endear himself to Garfield, if anything.
--->'''Garfield:''' [[LampshadeHanging He walked right into that one.]]
** In [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/12/26 the December 26, 2021 strip]], Liz pokes fun at the matching HomemadeSweaterFromHell that Jon, Garfield, and Odie receive from Jon's mother. She no longer finds it funny once Jon hands her [[HomemadeSweaterFromHell the matching sweater]] his mother made for ''her''.
** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2022/02/28 The February 28, 2022 strip]] has Jon claiming he can make Garfield smile, while Garfield dismisses him because [[HatingOnMonday it's Monday]]. Jon succeeds.
--->'''Jon:''' I bet I can make you smile.\\
'''Garfield:''' Nothing about a Monday can make me smile.\\
'''Jon:''' Tomorrow is Taco Tuesday.\\
'''Garfield:''' ''[with a toothy smile]'' Curse you, Jon Arbuckle!
** Upon weighing himself in [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2022/04/14 the April 14, 2022 strip]], Garfield attempts to bribe the talking scale into lying about the result for him, but the scale refuses. Garfield promptly proves EveryManHasHisPrice by naming his bribe of choice, which gets the scale to oblige.
--->'''Garfield:''' If you give me a good number, I'll make it worth your while.\\
'''Scale:''' You can't bribe me!\\
'''Garfield:''' [[TwoWordsAddedEmphasis Two words: unlimited batteries.]]\\
'''Scale:''' Hellooooo, '''SKINNY!'''
* ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' has a few where the universe often takes offense to a character's BadassBoast:
** In one arc, Linus gets a new hobby, drawing on air. Simply put, he traces things on air with his finger, and being a MrImagination, perceives it as art, one that costs no money and needs no materials. However, he enjoys it a little too much, saying "nothing can interrupt your work! Nothing, ''nothing!''" And then [[CueTheRain it starts to rain]].
** In another arc, Linus' hobby is building snowmen; he builds lots and ''lots'' of snowmen. However, he gets a little DrunkWithPower, and starts talking to them like a general leading an army. "I am your ''leader''!" he shouts to his "troops". "Stand behind me and you will be ''invincible''! Nothing can stop us, [[SkywardScream nothing, nothing,]] '''[[SkywardScream NOTHING!]]'''" And then the sun comes out and melts them all.
* ''ComicStrip/USAcres'':
** In the November 3, 1987 strip, Orson said even Lanolin couldn't ruin that day. She shouted "I just washed my car!" and [[CueTheRain it rained]].
** In the March 24, 1989 strip, Booker blows on a dandelion seed head, causing the seeds to disperse and fly away. The flower next to it laughs at the seed head, only to be plucked by Orson immediately afterwards.
** [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Booker asks Orson to make a story scary]] in the March 15, 1987 strip. Orson being MrImagination, it doesn't take long for Booker to change his mind.
** [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Booker encourages Wade to jump into a pool]] in the August 30, 1987 strip, telling Wade that his inner tube will keep him afloat. Once Wade jumps in, he slips right out of his inner tube and sinks, though he manages to save himself before drowning by drinking the pool water.
** In the April 9, 1986 strip, Orson finds a book of jokes and claims that he's in the mood for a good laugh. Upon opening the book, [[PieInTheFace he finds himself the target of a joke.]]
** In the November 13, 1986 strip, Orson warns Roy not to eat corn so close to the stove, but Roy dismisses him. It turns out to be popcorn, which promptly pops inside Roy's body, much to his discomfort.
--->'''Orson:''' I know it's popcorn.\\
'''Roy:''' Why didn't you warn me?!
** In the June 24, 1987 strip, Booker decides to do a cannon ball dive with a jump onto the springboard. It bounces him off in the direction from whence he came.
--->'''Sheldon:''' Whoops, backfired.
** Orson, after donning his "Power Pig" costume, declares himself leaping over barns in the August 22, 1987 strip. He ends up slamming into a wall of a barn.
** In the October 17, 1988 strip, Booker succeeds on getting onto a hammock. He claims "Victory!", only for the hammock to flip him off it.
** In the November 15, 1988 strip, Bo is excited to see the sunset, but Lanolin is not enthused, claiming sunrise and sunset always happen the same way. Cue the ensuing sunset taking place in a ''very unconventional'' way (i.e. turning out to be a flat disk and falling over after hitting the ground), which piques Lanolin's interest.
--->'''Bo:''' ''[yawns]'' Coming to bed, Lanolin?\\
'''Lanolin:''' Not tonight, Bo. This should be one interesting sunrise.
** Lanolin tells Roy to stop smirking in the June 14, 1988 strip, or else she'd slap it to the moon. [[BullyingADragon Roy, however, dismisses her.]] Bad move -- the strip ends with Roy's mouth landing on the moon.
** Possibly played with in the April 4, 1986 strip, in which Orson wonders where his food is, but a corn on a cob is thrown and hits him on the head before he even finishes the question.
** When Booker places a gigantic megaphone at Roy in the January 1, 1989 strip and claims "PrepareToDie, rooster!", Roy dismissively mocks him with "What are you going to do, cheer me to death?". Booker promptly throws a small snowball into the megaphone... which becomes big enough to cover most of Roy's body when it gets out of said megaphone.
** When Wade hears the sound of sleigh bells in the December 19, 1988 strip, he gets inside a chimney and looks upwards for Santa Claus. The strip ends with a large bag full of toys falling on top of him.
* In one ''ComicStrip/{{Zits}}'' strip, [[PunnyName Pierce]] runs off a list of his many, many body piercings, including an impressive twelve earrings ''on each ear''.
-->'''Pierce:''' I defy anyone to find a way to attach more metal to my head.\\
''[[[GilliganCut cut to Pierce at an orthodontist appointment]]]''\\
'''Mr. Duncan:''' Pierce, you need braces.
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* Advertising/{{Never say no to|Panda}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4 Panda.]]
* Hyundai's [[UsefulNotes/SuperBowl Super Bowl]] commercial. It starts with a young kid playing with a football when it was taken by some older bullies who tell him if he wants it back to get his own team. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvm68nEAU7o Cue montage of the kid rounding up the most badass prepubescent kids around, doing things like wrestling bears or carrying adults out of burning buildings.]]
* In the late 1980s, there was a memorable Ad Council public service announcement on teen alcohol abuse and drunk driving. After a night of cruising the boulevard, a group of teenagers is ready to call it an evening and go home ... except the driver complains that the night is young and still wants to party. His passengers -- about four or five of them -- realize he's been drinking and is in no condition to drive ... but the driver insists that he is fine, especially after barely avoiding a collision with an oncoming car. After the others beg him to pull over, the driver plays the trope and says, "I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!" Immediately thereafter, he slams on the brakes ... but cannot avoid a deadly head-on collision. The commercial is best known for its use of Music/MichaelJackson's "Beat It," playing on the teens' car stereo.
* In a Real Life example, Singapore made use of the upcoming 2014 World Cup in an ad to publicize gambling addiction, featuring a young boy sadly telling his friends his father had bet everything they owned on Germany. A heart-breaking scene - made less heart-breaking when ''Germany won''.
* Advertising/ThePizzaHeadShow: In one ad promoting a tie-in for the remastered editions of the original Franchise/StarWars trilogy, Pizza Head finds himself plunged into a space battle with "Darth Steve". Pizza Head [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere eventually gets fed up]], saying "Get that Skywalker guy to do this! I'm going back to Pizza Hut, where it's safe!" The commercial ends with the intergalactic Pizza Hut getting blown up by the Death Star mere seconds after Pizza Head lands.
-->'''Pizza Head:''' I don't think the Force was with me...
* The guy in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfhRQQLStPc this 1985 commercial]] for Oxy Pads, shown at the end where he mouths off to the InteractiveNarrator.
* Dr. Pepper: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP9rzT_ZVDo What's the worst that could happen?]] (And [[RetroactiveRecognition yes, that is in fact]] Creator/JesseEisenberg.)
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNRzfY-G7o A banned commercial in Indonesia. (starts at 00:15)]] One guy voiced his disbelief that there's an offer for telephone quota that's very cheap that if he found one, he's going to re-marry with a monkey. An advertisement of such pops up right afterwards. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVutpjyR5Zc There was a sequel]] involving the same guy not learning his lesson that when he heard there's going to be another cheaper telephone quota price, he declared that he'll re-marry with a goat if he saw one. And lo and behold, the guy was then involved in a threesome with a monkey and a goat.
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* ''Podcast/TheAdventureZoneBalance'' had a small bit of audience interaction, in which listeners could submit items for the Fantasy Costco to sell, provided they didn't already exist and weren't too broken to ever use. The only exception to this rule was the [[InfinityPlusOneSword Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom]], an insanely powerful item submitted by an eight year-old fan that Griffin included in the game as a shout-out to said fan. Realizing the sword was a GameBreaker unlike any other, he stopped the party from getting their hands on it by pricing it at 60.000 gold, which is more than they'd ever be able to get in the game. However, he severely underestimated [[GuileHero Taako]], who exploited the game mechanics so badly that Garfield ended up giving him the sword for only 900 gold.[[note]]Taako found an item in the store worth 900 gold that didn't do anything, but allowed the owner to trade it with an NPC for their most valuable possession, provided the owner rolled a successful Persuasion-check. He bought that item, along with a book on skill checks that allowed him to gain advantage on one skill once a day. He then read up on Persuasion, went back to Garfield, and traded the item back to him in exchange for the sword.[[/note]]
* In the ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' game of ''Podcast/CoolKidsTable'', as soon as Todd says that "nothing will go wrong" when they fly into the Reaver territory, the lights go out and the screens start flashing. [[CommercialBreakCliffhanger Then they cut to commercial]].
* As episode seven of ''Podcast/{{Sequinox}}'' begins, Alan and Cassidy realize that they were relatively unscathed after the last episode's fight, unlike Jake. Shannon the GM then writes something down ominously.
-->'''Shannon:''' Sounds to me like you were complaining you didn't get hurt enough!

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* ''Podcast/TheAdventureZoneBalance'' had a small bit of audience interaction, in which listeners could submit items for the Fantasy Costco Many professions have superstitions ''designed'' to sell, provided they didn't already exist and weren't too broken to ever use. The only exception to avert and/or subvert this rule was the [[InfinityPlusOneSword Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom]], an insanely powerful item submitted trope, such as stage performers' traditional well-wish of "Break a leg!" (because telling someone "You'll be fantastic!" is tempting fate), or sailors' reluctance to call "lifeboats" by an eight year-old fan that Griffin included in name (so Fate won't put its accuracy to the game as a shout-out to said fan. Realizing the sword was a GameBreaker unlike any other, he stopped the party from getting their hands on it by pricing it at 60.000 gold, which is more than they'd ever be able to get in the game. However, he severely underestimated [[GuileHero Taako]], who exploited the game mechanics so badly that Garfield ended up giving him the sword for only 900 gold.[[note]]Taako found an item in the store worth 900 gold that didn't do anything, but allowed the owner to trade it with an NPC for their most valuable possession, provided the owner rolled a successful Persuasion-check. He bought that item, along with a book on skill checks that allowed him to gain advantage on one skill once a day. He then read up on Persuasion, went back to Garfield, and traded the item back to him in exchange for the sword.[[/note]]
* In the ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' game of ''Podcast/CoolKidsTable'', as soon as Todd says that "nothing will go wrong" when they fly into the Reaver territory, the lights go out and the screens start flashing. [[CommercialBreakCliffhanger Then they cut to commercial]].
* As episode seven of ''Podcast/{{Sequinox}}'' begins, Alan and Cassidy realize that they were relatively unscathed after the last episode's fight, unlike Jake. Shannon the GM then writes something down ominously.
-->'''Shannon:''' Sounds to me like you were complaining you didn't get hurt enough!
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* The ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' supplement ''Draconomicon'' features a quote from a dragon hunter: "Dragons don't see very well in the dark. They don't hear so well, either." This is the lead-in to a section explaining that ''D&D'' [[OurDragonsAreDifferent dragons]] have anything ''but'' poor senses; they tend to have high ranks in perception-related skills, have far better night vision than humans, can see in total darkness at a long distance, and can even use smell and hearing to discern the location of anything within a large radius. Unsurprisingly, the citation describes said dragon hunter as "the late Aylmer Dapynto".

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* In one version of The ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' supplement ''Draconomicon'' features Clovers' "Love Potion #9", the protagonist isn't deterred by the encounter with the cop, and decides to go back to the gypsy lady and ask for the #10 version.
* Music/{{Hawkwind}}:
** Robert Calvert's 1974 solo debut, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyBPXuWzHL0 Captain Lockheed and the Starfighters]]'', has several examples, being
a quote from satirical account of [[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_F-104_Starfighter#German_service the Luftwaffe's controversial adoption of the]] F-104 Starfighter. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_bribery_scandals Defence Minister Franz Josef Strauss]] [[TheBonzoDogBand (Vivian Stanshall)]] is mad with desire at resurrecting German air superiority, later being enticed by an American con man [[{{Music/Traffic}} (Jim Capaldi)]]. The latter sells the titular F-104 Starfighter Plane in bulk, refitting them as the "F-104G" (for Germany, as Strauss squees over). The F-104 was a dragon hunter: "Dragons don't see very fighter infamous for its safety record, quickly becoming known as ''Der Witwenmacher (The Widowmaker)'', with at least ''30%'' of the planes having crashed.
** Similarly, the titular Captain Lockheed (Calvert) is a [[TheStoner drugged-up test pilot]] with a [[ItsAllAboutMe bravado to match]]. Once the press unravels the whole charade, Strauss and the ''entire defence board'' resign.
** It becomes [[AccidentallyCorrectWriting strangely predictive]], seeing as how the scandals stretched to other friendly governments, including the Netherlands and Japan, as
well as how Lockheed had been bailed out in the dark. They don't hear so well, either." This is the lead-in to a section explaining that ''D&D'' [[OurDragonsAreDifferent dragons]] have anything ''but'' poor senses; they tend 1971, only to have high ranks in perception-related skills, been revealed to have far better night vision than humans, can see spent $22 Million in total darkness at a long distance, ensuring the use of the Starfighter around the world in 1976.
** The entire story's also [[LampshadedTrope lampshaded]] by [[Music/ArthurBrown the Gremlin]], an embodiment of aerial disasters
and can even use smell the album's loose GreekChorus.
* Music/MachinaeSupremacy, ''Need for Steve'', opening speech:
-->"We'll give you complete creative control."
* Music/TheNotoriousBIG's albums are infamous for that. His first album
and hearing to discern the location of anything within a large radius. Unsurprisingly, only one released in his lifetime? ''Music/ReadyToDie''. His second album, the citation describes said dragon hunter last one on which he had creative input on and his first posthumous release? ''Music/LifeAfterDeath''. His third album, and first posthumous album? ''Born Again''.
* In December 2009,
as "the late Aylmer Dapynto".a campaign to make their song "Killing in the Name" the UK Christmas No.1 rapidly gained traction, Music/RageAgainstTheMachine were booked to perform it live on BBC Radio, and were sternly told beforehand to censor the song's infamous crescendo. You know, the one where Zach de la Rocha yells "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me" [[BrokenRecord over and]] [[ClusterFBomb over again]]. Three guesses what de la Rocha did.
* After winning the FA Cup in 1994 and making it to the 1995 Final, Manchester United released a song called "We’re Gonna Do It Again", presumably "it" being winning the FA Cup again. The result in the Final? Everton 1 Manchester United 0.



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* In ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}'', after the heroes have awoken Mata Nui and everyone is celebrating, Takanuva writes on [[CharacterBlog his blog]] about his hopes for a new era of peace. Hahli, on the other hand, has her doubts, but joins in the celebrations nonetheless, walking off into the distance, humming a song about hope for tomorrow. [[spoiler: And then the BigBad reveals he's taken over the universe. [[DownerEnding The end.]] At least, for that arc...]]

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* In ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}'', Part way through the video for Music/CatHairballs, [[WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy Stimpy]] (who is hwarfing up hairballs for Ren to stamp and send down a conveyor belt) reassures "Don't you fret, I won't run out, I've lots more hair to spare." This is not long before the video focuses on Stimpy running out of body parts to lick and starts desperately slurping and hwarfing, which has begun to take a physical tole on Stimpy. By the end, Stimpy is half dead and licked clean. And after the heroes have awoken Mata Nui and everyone is celebrating, Takanuva writes on [[CharacterBlog his blog]] about his hopes for a new era of peace. Hahli, final failed attempt at hwarfing, passes out on the other hand, has her doubts, but joins in conveyor belt and [[PainToTheAss gets violently stamped on the celebrations nonetheless, walking off into the distance, humming ass]] with a song about hope for tomorrow. [[spoiler: And then the BigBad reveals he's taken over the universe. [[DownerEnding The end.]] At least, for that arc...]]painful ''hularf'' sound effect, which leaves a ButtBrand across Stimpy's butt cheeks.


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* Countless instances in Myth/GreekMythology. Proclaiming oneself smarter/mightier/prettier/better than the gods always brings immediate ruin down on the offending mortal (if the gods don't at least choose to be lenient and instead put said mortal to the test), yet [[GenreBlindness mortals do this continuously.]]
** In the story of the Seven Against Thebes (as re-told in ''Literature/TheThebaid''), one of the leaders, Capaneus, stood just at the wall of the city and shouted that Zeus himself could not stop him from invading it. Zeus promptly killed him with a thunderbolt.
** In revenge for Diomedes wounding her before Troy, Aphrodite saw to it that he was driven into exile in Italy. Trying to cheer him up, his six companions told him that at least Aphrodite could do no worse to them. She then turned the six companions [[RockBottom into birds.]]
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* ''Podcast/TheAdventureZoneBalance'' had a small bit of audience interaction, in which listeners could submit items for the Fantasy Costco to sell, provided they didn't already exist and weren't too broken to ever use. The only exception to this rule was the [[InfinityPlusOneSword Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom]], an insanely powerful item submitted by an eight year-old fan that Griffin included in the game as a shout-out to said fan. Realizing the sword was a GameBreaker unlike any other, he stopped the party from getting their hands on it by pricing it at 60.000 gold, which is more than they'd ever be able to get in the game. However, he severely underestimated [[GuileHero Taako]], who exploited the game mechanics so badly that Garfield ended up giving him the sword for only 900 gold.[[note]]Taako found an item in the store worth 900 gold that didn't do anything, but allowed the owner to trade it with an NPC for their most valuable possession, provided the owner rolled a successful Persuasion-check. He bought that item, along with a book on skill checks that allowed him to gain advantage on one skill once a day. He then read up on Persuasion, went back to Garfield, and traded the item back to him in exchange for the sword.[[/note]]
* In the ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' game of ''Podcast/CoolKidsTable'', as soon as Todd says that "nothing will go wrong" when they fly into the Reaver territory, the lights go out and the screens start flashing. [[CommercialBreakCliffhanger Then they cut to commercial]].
* As episode seven of ''Podcast/{{Sequinox}}'' begins, Alan and Cassidy realize that they were relatively unscathed after the last episode's fight, unlike Jake. Shannon the GM then writes something down ominously.
-->'''Shannon:''' Sounds to me like you were complaining you didn't get hurt enough!
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* Any time a wrestler says something like "I could beat you with one hand tied behind my back!", you can bet the house that he'll be put in a match with such a stipulation.
* Whenever someone issues an open challenge and says he/she is ready for anyone on the roster, the result is usually being {{squash|Match}}ed by the biggest person in the company.
** As an example, Jack Swagger [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjBdL664DJM even lampshades how when a wrestler issues a challenge, a monster shows up]], and has a perfect OhCrap face when the gong sounds.
* At the 1988 edition of ''Wrestling/SummerSlam'', Wrestling/HonkyTonkMan, having no one to face for the championship with the recent injury of Wrestling/BrutusBeefcake, demanded an opponent. He was then squashed in half a minute by the Wrestling/UltimateWarrior.
* ''Wrestling/RoyalRumble 1999'' Vince [=McMahon=] said when he drew his number that he'd hoped he'd draw #2. He ended up drawing #30. However, fate repaid the temptation when Shawn Michaels (then-Commissioner of the WWF) announced that Vince [=McMahon=] would be #2 in the Royal Rumble.
* After a [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwe-h.html WWE Title]] match on Smackdown between Wrestling/{{Rey Mysterio|Jr}} and the late Wrestling/EddieGuerrero, heel manager Wrestling/PaulHeyman shows up, and after delivering a bigoted speech to both Eddie and Mysterio in which he expresses his desire to see the two of them and their families deported, he rants on about his "vision" for Smackdown, and ends the speech with "...and there's not a ''man alive'' who's going to stand in my way!" [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker Guess who shows up seconds later]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KfOIr1HGtc to kick Heyman's ass.]]
** The cocky rant itself was tempting more fate -- the next week he was drafted to Raw and minutes later quit his job.
** A similar thing happened to Wrestling/WilliamRegal during his phase as Raw's heel GM ''and'' King of the Ring, when he often blacked out the venue during fights and such. Well, with Regal on the verge of dictator, loudmouth Mr. Kennedy interrupts him asking for a fight. Regal responds, "The very next person who interrupts me, whether it be you or anyone else, will be fired on the spot." [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaOIg9kKxyg Guess who is the next person that interrupts Regal.]] And by the way, Regal would later lose his match versus Kennedy [[spoiler:''and'' get '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis FIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREEED!!!]]''''' as a result of Mr. [=McMahon=]'s proposition]].
** Regal wasn't the first heel GM of Raw to meet this fate. When Wrestling/EricBischoff was the Raw GM a few years earlier, he opened Raw the night after the Survivor Series pay-per-view in an understandably bad mood as Raw's team had lost to Smackdown's team in a 5-on-5 elimination match the prior night as well as his own loss to Smackdown GM Theodore Long and Wrestling/KurtAngle failing to win the WWE Championship from Wrestling/JohnCena. When nobody responded to his demand for an explanation of why they lost, he threatened to come back to the locker room area and fire whoever he saw on the spot. Cue the entrance music of Vince [=McMahon=], the one person that Bischoff didn't have the authority to fire.
* Wrestling/CMPunk himself managed two in the same promo in Wrestling/RingOfHonor during his feud with Wrestling/{{Raven}}: "Raven, where did being [[{{Wrestling/ECW}} Extreme]] ever get you?", and "That beer you drink has never and will never touch my lips!" - after his dog collar match with Raven, Punk got jumped by Wrestling/TommyDreamer, tied to the ropes, and forced to drink beer. And three years later, he ended up in the revived ECW.
* Because Wrestling/TripleH, the WWE Champion, had been drafted to Smackdown in 2008, Smackdown had two champions and Raw had none. Wrestling/{{Edge}}, the World Heavyweight Champion, came to Raw to insult [[TheWoobie Jim Ross]] and Wrestling/{{Batista}}, who he had beaten the night before. He then proceeded to brag about how Raw had no champion, about how none of the top contenders would ever get a shot at his title, and how he would never come back to Raw. Unfortunately for Edge, he didn't count on Batista beating the tar out of him, or Wrestling/CMPunk (whom he had neglected to mention) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxQkHcOjQhM cashing in his Money in the Bank briefcase to become the new World Heavyweight Champion.]]
** Edge was essentially HoistByHisOwnPetard, since he had done the exact same thing to Wrestling/JohnCena and Wrestling/TheUndertaker the previous two years. Punk actually commented on this in his first interview after winning the title.
* During an episode of Raw in John Cena's hometown of Boston, Randy Orton pulled Cena's father out of the front row of the crowd and promptly punted him in the head. Cue Orton being on the receiving end of the most brutal beatdown Cena had ever administered to anyone in his career.
* On the April 8, 2013 episode of Raw in the IZOD Center, the crowd is extra wild, chanting for just about everyone during Randy Orton vs. Sheamus, from referee Mike Chioda to Randy Savage. After that, they chanted for JBL and Jerry Lawler on commentary. JBL then states there's no way they'll chant for Michael Cole. Seconds later...
* A recent example would be at ''Extreme Rules 2012 Pre-Show'' where Wrestling/TheBigShow had to defend his Intercontinental Championship against former champion Wrestling/CodyRhodes that was determined to be a Tables Match (where the only way to win is to put your opponent through a table). About 45 minutes into the actual show, Cody kicks Big Show's leg out from under him and he ends up stepping onto (and breaking, technically "going through") the table.
-->'''Big Show''': (laughs) Good luck trying to get me through a table.
* The Raw before Wrestlemania 38, Omos was interviewed and declared that, after his victory against the Viking Raiders, "No mortal man can beat me!" Guess [[Wrestling/BobbyLashley who]] showed up to challenge the giant.
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* The ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' supplement ''Draconomicon'' features a quote from a dragon hunter: "Dragons don't see very well in the dark. They don't hear so well, either." This is the lead-in to a section explaining that ''D&D'' [[OurDragonsAreDifferent dragons]] have anything ''but'' poor senses; they tend to have high ranks in perception-related skills, have far better night vision than humans, can see in total darkness at a long distance, and can even use smell and hearing to discern the location of anything within a large radius. Unsurprisingly, the citation describes said dragon hunter as "the late Aylmer Dapynto".
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[[folder:Toys]]
* In ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}'', after the heroes have awoken Mata Nui and everyone is celebrating, Takanuva writes on [[CharacterBlog his blog]] about his hopes for a new era of peace. Hahli, on the other hand, has her doubts, but joins in the celebrations nonetheless, walking off into the distance, humming a song about hope for tomorrow. [[spoiler: And then the BigBad reveals he's taken over the universe. [[DownerEnding The end.]] At least, for that arc...]]
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* One segment of ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' [[https://wheelsms.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/calvin-hobbes-snowball-fight.jpg?w=645&h=457 has Calvin try and snowball Susie in the back]], only to miss with [[ATeamFiring every single one]]. After the barrage ends, Susie turns around to laugh at Calvin's throwing ability... and THAT'S when Calvin's aim finally pays off.

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One segment of ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' [[https://wheelsms.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/calvin-hobbes-snowball-fight.jpg?w=645&h=457 has Calvin try and snowball Susie in the back]], only to miss with [[ATeamFiring every single one]]. After the barrage ends, Susie turns around to laugh at Calvin's throwing ability... and THAT'S when Calvin's aim finally pays off.



--->'''Calvin's Mom''': Calvin probably just ate too much dessert. If he's going to get me up at this hour, he'd better ''really'' be sick.\\
''[[VomitDiscretionShot Offpanel]], we see a massive "BAAARRFF" as she reacts in horror)''\\
'''Calvin's Mom''': ''([[SkywardScream Shouting to the heavens]])'' I DIDN'T ''MEAN'' IT!

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--->'''Calvin's Mom''': Mom:''' Calvin probably just ate too much dessert. If he's going to get me up at this hour, he'd better ''really'' be sick.\\
''[[VomitDiscretionShot ''[[[VomitDiscretionShot Offpanel]], we see a massive "BAAARRFF" as she reacts in horror)''\\
horror]''\\
'''Calvin's Mom''': ''([[SkywardScream Mom:''' ''[[[SkywardScream Shouting to the heavens]])'' heavens]]]'' I DIDN'T ''MEAN'' IT!



---> '''Paige:''' I figure it can't get any '''more''' annoying.\\

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--->'''Garfield''': '''Bring back the old year!'''

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--->'''[[GenreSavvy Garfield]]''' 3... 2... 1...\\
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--->'''Dog''': I know what's '''really''' in cat food.\\
'''Garfield''': (in a panicked expression) Don't tell me!

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--->'''Dog''': --->'''Dog:''' I know what's '''really''' in cat food.\\
'''Garfield''': (in '''Garfield:''' ''[in a panicked expression) expression]'' Don't tell me!



--->'''Garfield''': *takes the treat on the plate and swallows it* I believe I'll have this one instead. Heh, heh, heh.
--->'''Jon''': [[IronicEcho *with a sly grin* Heh, heh, heh.]]
--->'''Garfield''': [[OhCrap I think I've just been had.]]
** Nermal asks Garfield in [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/11/19 the November 19, 2021 strip]] what he would do if he could do anything in the world. The strip ends with Garfield throwing Nermal out -- ''through the door'' (with ImpactSilhouette on said door, to boot).[[note]] Nermal addressing him as "chubs" doesn't endear himself to Garfield, if anything.[[/note]]
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heh.\\
'''Jon:''' ''[with a sly grin]''
[[IronicEcho *with a sly grin* Heh, heh, heh.]]
--->'''Garfield''':
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[[OhCrap I think I've just been had.]]
** Nermal asks Garfield in [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/11/19 the November 19, 2021 strip]] what he would do if he could do anything in the world. The strip ends with Garfield throwing Nermal out -- ''through the door'' (with ImpactSilhouette on said door, to boot).[[note]] Nermal addressing him as "chubs" doesn't endear himself to Garfield, if anything.[[/note]]
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--->'''Jon''': I bet I can make you smile.\\
'''Garfield''': Nothing about a Monday can make me smile.\\
'''Jon''': Tomorrow is Taco Tuesday.\\
'''Garfield''': *with a toothy smile* Curse you, Jon Arbuckle!

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'''Garfield''': '''Garfield:''' Nothing about a Monday can make me smile.\\
'''Jon''': '''Jon:''' Tomorrow is Taco Tuesday.\\
'''Garfield''': *with '''Garfield:''' ''[with a toothy smile* smile]'' Curse you, Jon Arbuckle!



--->'''Garfield''': If you give me a good number, I'll make it worth your while.\\
'''Scale''': You can't bribe me!\\
'''Garfield''': [[TwoWordsAddedEmphasis Two words: unlimited batteries.]]\\
'''Scale''': Hellooooo, '''SKINNY!'''

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'''Scale''': '''Scale:''' You can't bribe me!\\
'''Garfield''': '''Garfield:''' [[TwoWordsAddedEmphasis Two words: unlimited batteries.]]\\
'''Scale''': '''Scale:''' Hellooooo, '''SKINNY!'''



--->'''Orson''': I know it's popcorn.\\
'''Roy''': Why didn't you warn me?!

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--->'''Sheldon''': Whoops, backfired.

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--->'''Bo''': *yawns* Coming to bed, Lanolin?\\
'''Lanolin''': Not tonight, Bo. This should be one interesting sunrise.

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--->'''Bo''': *yawns* --->'''Bo:''' ''[yawns]'' Coming to bed, Lanolin?\\
'''Lanolin''': '''Lanolin:''' Not tonight, Bo. This should be one interesting sunrise.



* In one ''{{ComicStrip/Zits}}'' strip, [[PunnyName Pierce]] runs off a list of his many, many body piercings, including an impressive twelve earrings ''on each ear''.
--> '''Pierce:''' I defy anyone to find a way to attach more metal to my head.\\
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* In one ''{{ComicStrip/Zits}}'' ''ComicStrip/{{Zits}}'' strip, [[PunnyName Pierce]] runs off a list of his many, many body piercings, including an impressive twelve earrings ''on each ear''.
--> '''Pierce:''' -->'''Pierce:''' I defy anyone to find a way to attach more metal to my head.\\
''[[GilliganCut (cut ''[[[GilliganCut cut to Pierce at an orthodontist appointment)]]''\\appointment]]]''\\



* ''Podcast/TheAdventureZoneBalance'' had a small bit of audience interaction, in which listeners could submit items for the Fantasy Costco to sell, provided they didn't already exist and weren't too broken to ever use. The only exception to this rule was the [[InfinityPlusOneSword Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom]], an insanely powerful item submitted by an eight year-old fan that Griffin included in the game as a shout-out to said fan. Realizing the sword was a GameBreaker unlike any other, he stopped the party from getting their hands on it by pricing it at 60.000 gold, which is more than they'd ever be able to get in the game. However, he severely underestimated [[GuileHero Taako]], who exploited the game mechanics so badly that Garfield ended up giving him the sword for only 900 gold.[[note]]Taako found an item in the store worth 900 gold that didn't do anything, but allowed the owner to trade it with an NPC for their most valuable possession, provided the owner rolled a successful Persuasion-check. He bought that item, along with a book on skill checks that allowed him to gain advantage on one skill once a day. He then read up on Persuasion, went back to Garfield, and traded the item back to him in exchange for the sword.[[/note]]



** As episode seven of ''Podcast/{{Sequinox}}'' begins, Alan and Cassidy realize that they were relatively unscathed after the last episode's fight, unlike Jake. Shannon the GM then writes something down ominously.

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* ''Podcast/TheAdventureZoneBalance'' had a small bit of audience interaction, in which listeners could submit items for the Fantasy Costco to sell, provided they didn't already exist and weren't too broken to ever use. The only exception to this rule was the [[InfinityPlusOneSword Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom]], an insanely powerful item submitted by an eight year-old fan that Griffin included in the game as a shout-out to said fan. Realizing the sword was a GameBreaker unlike any other, he stopped the party from getting their hands on it by pricing it at 60.000 gold, which is more than they'd ever be able to get in the game. However, he severely underestimated [[GuileHero Taako]], who exploited the game mechanics so badly that Garfield ended up giving him the sword for only 900 gold.[[note]]Taako found an item in the store worth 900 gold that didn't do anything, but allowed the owner to trade it with an NPC for their most valuable possession, provided the owner rolled a successful Persuasion-check. He bought that item, along with a book on skill checks that allowed him to gain advantage on one skill once a day. He then read up on Persuasion, went back to Garfield, and traded the item back to him in exchange for the sword.[[/note]]



* The ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' supplement ''Draconomicon'' features a quote from a dragon hunter: "Dragons don’t see very well in the dark. They don’t hear so well, either." This is the lead-in to a section explaining that [[OurDragonsAreDifferent D&D dragons]] have anything ''but'' poor senses; they tend to have high ranks in perception-related skills, have far better night vision than humans, can see in total darkness at a long distance, and can even use smell and hearing to discern the location of anything within a large radius. Unsurprisingly, the citation describes said dragon hunter as "the late Aylmer Dapynto."

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* The ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' supplement ''Draconomicon'' features a quote from a dragon hunter: "Dragons don’t don't see very well in the dark. They don’t don't hear so well, either." This is the lead-in to a section explaining that ''D&D'' [[OurDragonsAreDifferent D&D dragons]] have anything ''but'' poor senses; they tend to have high ranks in perception-related skills, have far better night vision than humans, can see in total darkness at a long distance, and can even use smell and hearing to discern the location of anything within a large radius. Unsurprisingly, the citation describes said dragon hunter as "the late Aylmer Dapynto."Dapynto".
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* "Lucky me!" -- Enjoy your luck while it lasts...because you won't be anytime soon.

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** Upon weighing himself in [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2022/04/14 the April 14, 2022 strip]], Garfield attempts to bribe the talking scale into lying about the result for him, but the scale refuses. Garfield promptly proves EveryManHasAPrice by naming his bribe of choice, which gets the scale to oblige.

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--->'''Garfield''': If you give me a good number, I'll make it worth your while.\\
'''Scale''': You can't bribe me!\\
'''Garfield''': [[TwoWordsAddedEmphasis Two words: unlimited batteries.]]\\
'''Scale''': Hellooooo, '''SKINNY!'''

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Tempting Fate is when a character says something that dares the universe to make things miserable for them, and the universe [[FinaglesLaw takes them up on the challenge]]. The character is often commenting on how they've hit RockBottom and how things couldn't possibly get any worse -- right before things ''do'' go FromBadToWorse. Conversely, they may talk about how things are absolutely perfect, only for their world to come crashing down five seconds later. Also watch out for a GilliganCut.

And sometimes tempting fate can get downright ''lethal''. The guy in the horror movie who wanders off on his own and tells his friends, "I'll be right back," probably isn't coming back. That guy in the war movie who [[FatalFamilyPhoto shows that picture of his family]] isn't going to see them again. That veteran cop in the action movie who's a few days from retirement [[{{Retirony}} isn't going to live to see it]]. This particular version of the trope is known as a DeathFlag.

Whether or not fate itself is ''really'' responsible depends on the work. Logically speaking, events outside your control do not conspire to happen at the ''exact'' moment when it would be most appropriate for them to happen. But sometimes you're way on the end of the SlidingScaleOfFreeWillVsFate, and fate is a real entity that's listening to your words.

A particularly GenreSavvy character, on hearing fate-tempting words, will often react by saying, "YouJustHadToSayIt." There's a reason the EvilOverlordList has a ton of entries advising evil overlords not to say things like this.

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Tempting Fate is when a character says something that dares the universe to make into making things miserable for them, and the universe [[FinaglesLaw takes them up on the challenge]]. The Oftentimes, the character is often commenting on how they've hit RockBottom and how things couldn't possibly get any worse -- right before things ''do'' go turn FromBadToWorse. Conversely, they may talk about how things are absolutely perfect, only for their world to come crashing down five seconds later. Also watch out for a GilliganCut.

And sometimes tempting fate can get downright ''lethal''. The For example, that guy in the every horror movie who wanders off on his own and tells his friends, friends "I'll be right back," probably isn't coming back" before wandering off by himself is most assuredly ''not'' going to be back. That Or that guy in the every war movie who shows [[FatalFamilyPhoto shows that picture of his family]] isn't going to see them again. That the others and expresses his hope to get through this and make it back home to them, which all but ensures that he ''won't'' make it. Or that veteran cop in the every action movie who's just a few days away from retirement [[{{Retirony}} isn't going {{Retir|ony}}ement, and thus doomed to live to see it]]. be gunned down in his final case. This particular version variant of the trope Tempting Fate is known as a DeathFlag.

Whether The fate-tempting words may be followed up by a friend saying "''YouJustHadToSayIt!''" Of course, whether fate really had a hand in it or not fate itself is ''really'' responsible depends on the work. Logically speaking, situation. After all, it's not like fate just magically materialized that guard ambushing you from nowhere, right? What matters is that events outside your control do pre-planned or not conspire to happen at make things terrible the ''exact'' moment when it would be most appropriate such phrases are uttered.

For the supertropes to this, see TropeTelegraphing and BeCarefulWhatYouSay. Compare SchmuckBait, InstantlyProvenWrong, SpeakOfTheDevil. Contrast the GodzillaThreshold
for them to happen. But sometimes you're way on the end of the SlidingScaleOfFreeWillVsFate, and fate is a real entity that's listening to your words.

A particularly GenreSavvy character, on hearing fate-tempting words, will often react by saying, "YouJustHadToSayIt." There's a reason the EvilOverlordList has a ton of entries advising evil overlords not to say
where things like this.
really ''can't'' get any worse and AlreadyTheCase where fate has acted before the tempting. See also TooGoodToBeTrue.

And don't forget the EvilOverlordList, either.
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* "After [[OneLastJob this]], I'm going to retire." -- {{Retirony}} dictates you won't live that long. If you do, then [[TenMinuteRetirement you won't stay retired]].

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* "IWishedYouWereDead." -- BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor, because it's [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder going to happen]], and you're [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone going to regret it]].

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* "IWishedYouWereDead." -- BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor, because it's [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder going to happen]], and you're [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone going to regret it]].it]] since [[PartingWordsRegret it's the last thing you said to them before they died]].
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** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2022/02/28 The February 28, 2022 strip]] has Jon claiming he can make Garfield smile, while Garfield dismisses him because [[HatingOnMonday it's Monday]]. Jon succeeds.
--->'''Jon''': I bet I can make you smile.\\
'''Garfield''': Nothing about a Monday can make me smile.\\
'''Jon''': Tomorrow is Taco Tuesday.\\
'''Garfield''': *with a toothy smile* Curse you, Jon Arbuckle!
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* "I am not going to do what you just said!" -- You end up contradicting your own words one GilliganCut later.
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* "The volcano hasn't erupted for centuries, so this area is safe" -- It's ChekhovsVolcano.
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* "{{No man|OfWomanBorn}} can defeat me!" -- "[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings I am no man]]." Maybe [[SamusIsAGirl I'm a woman]]. Or maybe I'm not human at all.

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* ''Animation/HappyHeroes'': Big M., after regaining his memory in Season 2 episode 50, is informed by Little M. that someone told Happy S. their shark's weakness - the someone in question being Big M. himself while he was amnesiac, which neither character realizes. Big M. exclaims that the person who gave away the shark's weakness should be hit on the head by a flower pot and attacked by angry dogs... which is exactly what happens to him a second later.

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Cleaned up the list of tropes that commonly apply. Alphabetized them (and removed the comment asking someone to do it) and made sure all of them were *actually* tropes. A few of them were just very general or weren't really Tempting Fate.


Tempting Fate is when a character says something that dares the universe into making things miserable for them, and the universe [[FinaglesLaw takes them up on the challenge]]. Oftentimes, the character is commenting on how they've hit RockBottom and how things couldn't possibly get any worse -- right before things ''do'' turn FromBadToWorse. Conversely, they may talk about how things are absolutely perfect, only for their world to come crashing down five seconds later. Also watch out for a GilliganCut.

And sometimes tempting fate can get downright ''lethal''. For example, that guy in every horror movie who tells his friends "I'll be right back" before wandering off by himself is most assuredly ''not'' going to be back. Or that guy in every war movie who shows [[FatalFamilyPhoto that picture of his family]] to the others and expresses his hope to get through this and make it back home to them, which all but ensures that he ''won't'' make it. Or that veteran cop in every action movie who's just a few days away from {{Retir|ony}}ement, and thus doomed to be gunned down in his final case. This particular variant of Tempting Fate is known as a DeathFlag.

The fate-tempting words may be followed up by a friend saying "''YouJustHadToSayIt!''" Of course, whether fate really had a hand in it or not depends on the situation. After all, it's not like fate just magically materialized that guard ambushing you from nowhere, right? What matters is that events pre-planned or not conspire to make things terrible the moment such phrases are uttered.

For the supertropes to this, see TropeTelegraphing and BeCarefulWhatYouSay. Compare SchmuckBait, InstantlyProvenWrong, SpeakOfTheDevil. Contrast the GodzillaThreshold for where things really ''can't'' get any worse and AlreadyTheCase where fate has acted before the tempting. See also TooGoodToBeTrue.

And don't forget the EvilOverlordList, either.

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Tempting Fate is when a character says something that dares the universe into making to make things miserable for them, and the universe [[FinaglesLaw takes them up on the challenge]]. Oftentimes, the The character is often commenting on how they've hit RockBottom and how things couldn't possibly get any worse -- right before things ''do'' turn go FromBadToWorse. Conversely, they may talk about how things are absolutely perfect, only for their world to come crashing down five seconds later. Also watch out for a GilliganCut.

And sometimes tempting fate can get downright ''lethal''. For example, that The guy in every the horror movie who wanders off on his own and tells his friends friends, "I'll be right back" before wandering off by himself is most assuredly ''not'' going to be back," probably isn't coming back. Or that That guy in every the war movie who shows [[FatalFamilyPhoto shows that picture of his family]] isn't going to the others and expresses his hope to get through this and make it back home to them, which all but ensures that he ''won't'' make it. Or that see them again. That veteran cop in every the action movie who's just a few days away from {{Retir|ony}}ement, and thus doomed retirement [[{{Retirony}} isn't going to be gunned down in his final case. live to see it]]. This particular variant version of Tempting Fate the trope is known as a DeathFlag.

The fate-tempting words may be followed up by a friend saying "''YouJustHadToSayIt!''" Of course, whether fate really had a hand in it Whether or not fate itself is ''really'' responsible depends on the situation. After all, it's not like fate just magically materialized that guard ambushing you from nowhere, right? What matters is that work. Logically speaking, events pre-planned or outside your control do not conspire to make happen at the ''exact'' moment when it would be most appropriate for them to happen. But sometimes you're way on the end of the SlidingScaleOfFreeWillVsFate, and fate is a real entity that's listening to your words.

A particularly GenreSavvy character, on hearing fate-tempting words, will often react by saying, "YouJustHadToSayIt." There's a reason the EvilOverlordList has a ton of entries advising evil overlords not to say
things terrible the moment such phrases are uttered.

For the supertropes to this, see
like this.

Subtrope of
TropeTelegraphing and BeCarefulWhatYouSay. Compare SchmuckBait, InstantlyProvenWrong, SpeakOfTheDevil. SpeakOfTheDevil, ThreatBackfire, and TooGoodToBeTrue. Contrast the GodzillaThreshold for where (where things really ''can't'' ''really'' can't get any worse worse) and AlreadyTheCase where (where fate has acted before the tempting. See also TooGoodToBeTrue.

And don't forget the EvilOverlordList, either.
temptation).



* "At least it isn't raining." -- CueTheRain. Alternatively, [[ExactWords a worse type of weather will occur instead]].
* "At least X isn't here to see this." -- [[SpeakOfTheDevil X's cue to arrive]].
* "At least X still likes me." -- [[ConsolationBackfire Even X doesn't like him anymore.]]
* "But that's just a legend, right?" -- No, it isn't. [[AllMythsAreTrue It is very real.]] Oh, and it's [[RightBehindMe right behind you]], [[SwallowedWhole about to eat you]].
** In the same vein -- "There's no such thing as X!" -- Actually, [[SkepticismFailure there ''is'' such a thing as X]]. Oh, yeah, it's [[RightBehindMe right behind you]], [[SwallowedWhole about to eat you.]]
* "[[YouSaidYouWouldLetThemGo But you said you would let them/me go!]]" -- "[[YouWillBeSpared Yeah,]] [[AvertedTrope about that,]] [[ILied I lied.]]" [[UnhandThemVillain Or, if the person in question of being let go is being dangled off of a cliff of other high spot, then they will quite literally be "let go" by being dropped.]]
** Of course. But [[ExactWords I didn't promise]] my [[TheDragon friend]] here wouldn't kill them, did I?
* "[[LetsSplitUpGang I'll be right back.]]" -- No, you won't (unless you're an ImplacableMan or a {{Determinator}}, and [[RasputinianDeath sometimes not]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill even then]]). [[Series/GameOfThrones George R. R. Martin]] is particularly fond of this.
* "I think I can take him." -- [[TooDumbToLive No, you can't;]] [[CurbStompBattle so, enjoy the taste of that curb.]]
* "IfWeGetThroughThis" -- At least one of you ''won't''.

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There's a LongList of tropes and StockPhrases that are specific varieties of TemptingFate, either in the temptation or in the response:
* "At least it isn't raining."I won't make ''that'' mistake again!" -- AesopAmnesia says you sure will.
* "It's going AllAccordingToPlan.
" -- CueTheRain. Alternatively, [[ExactWords Three ways this can go: You get OutGambitted, there's a worse type of weather will occur instead]].
SpannerInTheWorks, or the plan [[GoneHorriblyRight wasn't what you needed]].
* "At least X isn't here to see this."There's no such thing" or "It's just a legend." -- [[SpeakOfTheDevil X's cue to arrive]].
* "At least X still likes me." -- [[ConsolationBackfire Even X doesn't like him anymore.]]
* "But that's just a legend, right?" -- No, it isn't. [[AllMythsAreTrue It is very real.]] Oh, and
AllMythsAreTrue. It's RealAfterAll, it's [[RightBehindMe right behind you]], and it's [[SwallowedWhole about probably going to eat you]].
** In the same vein -- "There's no such thing as X!" -- Actually, [[SkepticismFailure there ''is'' such a thing as X]]. Oh, yeah, it's [[RightBehindMe right behind you]], [[SwallowedWhole about to eat you.]]
* "[[YouSaidYouWouldLetThemGo But you said you would let them/me go!]]" -- "[[YouWillBeSpared Yeah,]] [[AvertedTrope about that,]] [[ILied I lied.]]" [[UnhandThemVillain Or, if the person in question of being let go is being dangled off of a cliff of other high spot, then they will quite literally be "let go" by being dropped.]]
** Of course. But [[ExactWords I didn't promise]] my [[TheDragon friend]] here wouldn't kill them, did I?
* "[[LetsSplitUpGang I'll be right back.]]" -- No, you won't (unless you're an ImplacableMan or a {{Determinator}}, and [[RasputinianDeath sometimes not]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill even then]]). [[Series/GameOfThrones George R. R. Martin]] is particularly fond of this.
* "I think I can take him.can't wait to meet my idol!" -- Cue the BrokenPedestal.
* "At least {{Alice|AndBob}} still likes me.
" -- [[TooDumbToLive No, ConsolationBackfire. Even Alice doesn't like you can't;]] [[CurbStompBattle so, enjoy the taste of that curb.]]
anymore.
* "IfWeGetThroughThis" "This place is in perfect shape!" -- At least one of you ''won't''.CueTheFallingObject.



* "NothingCanSaveUsNow!" -- Cue the BigDamnHeroes/[[BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork Villains]].
* "NoOneCouldSurviveThat" -- Could, would and did.
** "Did we get them?" -- As with the previous example, no, you didn't.
* "NothingCanStopUsNow" -- Can and will.
* "[[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales Nobody's ever gonna stand up to me again!]]" -- What about the big guy upstairs?
* "NothingExcitingEverHappensHere." -- Give it a minute.
* "ItWillNeverCatchOn." -- It will.
** "ThisIsGoingToBeHuge." -- [[PlayingWithATrope Played with]]. It will not normally, unless someone subsequently says the above. Alternately, if it ''is,'' it might fall right on top of you.
* "[[HopeSpot It's perfectly safe here[=/=]You'll be safe with us]]!" -- It's an UnsafeHaven.
* "ItsProbablyNothing." -- No, it's not: it's ''definitely'' something. Which is probably nasty, behind you and [[SwallowedWhole about to eat you]].
** Related, "It's just your/my imagination." -- [[RealAfterAll It never is.]]

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* "NothingCanSaveUsNow!" -- Cue the BigDamnHeroes/[[BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork Villains]].
* "NoOneCouldSurviveThat" -- Could, would and did.
** "Did we get them?" -- As with the previous example, no, you didn't.
* "NothingCanStopUsNow" -- Can and will.
* "[[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales Nobody's ever gonna stand up to me again!]]" -- What about the big guy upstairs?
* "NothingExcitingEverHappensHere.
"At least it's not raining." -- Give CueTheRain. If not [[ExactWords worse weather]].
* "It's DefinitelyJustACold." -- Nope, it's worse. Especially in certain genres, where you might be subject to SoapOperaDisease or VictorianNovelDisease.
* "Ha, you missed!" -- Nope, they hit ExactlyWhatIAimedAt.
* "At least
it a minute.
* "ItWillNeverCatchOn.
can't get any worse." -- It will.
** "ThisIsGoingToBeHuge.
can ''always'' go FromBadToWorse.
* "You'll have to GoThroughMe.
" -- [[PlayingWithATrope Played with]]. It will All right. You better hope they do it quickly.
* "We'll be HomeByChristmas." -- No, you'll get home a lot later, if you get home at all.
* "It's a harmless creature!" -- No, it's a KillerRabbit.
* "IfWeGetThroughThis" -- Don't even bother finishing the sentence. At least one of you won't.
* "IShallReturn." -- Not likely. ''Maybe'' if you're an ImplacableMan or a {{Determinator}}, but even then [[RasputinianDeath it's
not normally, unless someone subsequently says the above. Alternately, if it ''is,'' it might fall right on top of you.
a guarantee]].
* "[[HopeSpot It's perfectly safe here[=/=]You'll be safe with us]]!" "IsThatTheBestYouCanDo" -- It's an UnsafeHaven.
Nope, not by a long shot.
* "ItsProbablyNothing." -- No, it's not: it's ''definitely'' something. Which is probably nasty, behind you and [[SwallowedWhole about to eat you]].
** Related, "It's just your/my imagination." -- [[RealAfterAll It never is.]]
definitely ''something''.



* "[[RockBottom Things couldn't possibly get any worse.]]" -- Things go FromBadToWorse.
** The simplest way to invoke this is pairing it with the CueTheRain example above.
* "Things can get worse because ''X'' could always happen!" -- SpeakOfTheDevil.
* "ThisIsNoTimeToPanic!" -- ''Start'' Panicking / YouCanPanicNow.
* "This place isn't a mess..." -- CueTheFallingObject.
* "You don't have the guts!" -- [[ThreatBackfire Yes he/she does.]]
* "You cannot hurt/beat me!" -- [[CurbStompBattle Can and will.]] ''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Badly.]]'' [[TheManyDeathsOfYou And in many more ways than you can even think of.]]
** Alternatively, you're right. ''They'' cannot hurt you. [[ExactWords Unfortunately]], that does ''not'' mean that [[TheLancer some]][[TheDragon one]] (or [[EldritchAbomination something]]) else won't.
* "You can't handle my powers!" -- Watch them NoSell your alleged "powers" without even flinching. Bonus points if ''you'' can't handle ''their'' powers, or even better, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard if they use yours against you]].
* "SheIsNotMyGirlfriend!" -- Way to give the fanbase [[ShipTease ideas]]. Oh, and by the way, [[RightBehindMe she's right behind you]]. And she's none too pleased to hear what you just said.
* "SmiteMeOMightySmiter" -- Happy to oblige! (''[[UnsoundEffect SMITE]]!'')
* "WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong" -- Exactly what you ''don't'' want going wrong.
** And a common variation -- "How hard can it be?" -- A lot harder than you think.
* "Oh, come on, what are the chances of that happening? There's, like, [[MillionToOneChance a one in a million chance]]..."-- Bet on it happening.
* "You're gonna pay for that..." -- The most common response to ''this'' one (before [[ThreatBackfire the hero shows he doesn't believe it]]) is, [[ObligatoryJoke "Just send me the bill."]] DeadpanSnarker heroes ''[[UndeadHorseTrope never]]'' get tired of ''that'' one.
* "WhatDoesThisButtonDo" -- Screw ''everything'' up or blow it sky high, that's what! DontTouchItYouIdiot
* "[[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough Who would be stupid enough]] to fall for that SchmuckBait?" -- Someone ''is'' (singular) or they ''are'' (plural). Bonus points if the [[SelfFulfillingProphecy speaker]] [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption fell]] [[StupidityIsTheOnlyOption for it]].
* "YouAndWhatArmy" -- [[VerbThis That army.]] (This works best if spoken to a general, or a ''president'' -- i.e. someone who actually commands an army.) Alternatively, [[OneManArmy he/she doesn't need one.]]
* "[[SmiteMeOMightySmiter May God strike me down]] if I'm lying/wrong!" -- Cue the BoltOfDivineRetribution.
* "I am not going to do what you just said!" -- [[GilliganCut Yes, you are.]]
* "You missed!" -- [[ExactlyWhatIAimedAt I wasn't aiming at you!]] Alternatively, the [[PrecisionGuidedBoomerang boomerang]] they just threw is about to pull a 180 and hit you in the back of the head.
* "ThisCannotBe!" -- It is, often followed immediately by a bad attack of CriticalExistenceFailure.
* "[[AndYourLittleDogToo I'll endanger your friends!]]" -- [[ThreatBackfire I don't like them, either.]]
** Alternatively, you've just bought yourself a ''world'' of pain.
* "IHaveYourWife!" -- YouCanKeepHer. In two days [[PityTheKidnapper you'll beg me to take her back]]. Alternatively, cue {{Unstoppable Rage}}-fueled RoaringRampageOfRescue.
* "[[UnwittingPawn I can't believe that idiot fell for my bullshit]]!" -- [[RightBehindMe S/he is right behind you]] or at least [[EngineeredPublicConfession listening in on you]].
* "S/he looks like a total wimp!" -- (S)he's a KillerRabbit, a BadassAdorable or a CuteBruiser. Or [[UpToEleven all three.]] Oh, yeah, and I forgot, [[RightBehindMe he/she is right behind you]]. [[BewareTheNiceOnes AND S/HE'S ABOUT TO]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis MESS.]] [[OneWingedAngel YOU.]] [[PersonOfMassDestruction UP.]]
* "Let a ''real'' expert handle this." -- Famous last words of TheWorldsExpertOnGettingKilled.
* "LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain" -- Cue people discovering what you didn't want to be spoken of.
* "YouWouldntShootMe!" -- [[BoomHeadshot *BOOM!*]] [[CallingYourAttacks Headshot!]] Alternatively, they don't have to; [[TechnicalPacifist there are plenty of methods they WOULD use]].
* "I'm going to retire after completing OneLastJob." -- [[{{Retirony}} Don't expect to survive the job.]] Alternatively, you DO survive the job and retire, only to [[TenMinuteRetirement come back out of retirement anyway]].
* "I'm just breaking balls!" -- You're going to get your ass kicked if you keep up that mouth, if not whacked.
* "I AM INVINCIBLE!" -- [[NotSoInvincibleAfterAll Right up until you said that, maybe.]]
* "[[BigNo Noooo!!]] The [[MeaningfulName ICARUS XCII]] was supposed to fly FOREVEEEEER!!!!" -- With that name, really?? [[WhatDidYouExpectWhenYouNamedIt What did you expect when you named it that]], [[WhatAnIdiot dummy?]]
* "This time I cannot miss!" -- Not only will you miss, you'll probably be [[HoistByHisOwnPetard killed by your own weapon]].
* "[[HomeByChristmas We'll have this war won in time for Christmas.]]" -- It's going to take a ''lot'' longer than you planned, if you even manage to win at all.
* "With these {{Death Trap}}s and EliteMooks in my lair, it is fool-proof. [[EvilGloating The Heroes can never reach me!]] [[EvilLaugh Muahahahahahaha!]]" -- Cue DungeonBypass. That ill-advised laugh also means they are just about to knock on the throne room door.
* "[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Was that supposed to]] ''[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction hurt,]]'' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction little man?!]]" -- {{P|unchPunchPunchUhOh}}ray [[SeeYouInHell you're]] [[YouAreAlreadyDead right.]]
* "The enemy is retreating!" -- They're actually circling around to flank you, [[DefensiveFeintTrap leading you back into a massive ambush]], or doing some other tactically nifty maneuver. Or they're finished [[WeNeedADistraction keeping you busy]] while another strike force carries out a mission that you're no longer in position to deal with. Alternately, they're getting out of the way before [[AlwaysABiggerFish something worse shows up]]. Take your pick; it's all ending badly.
* "Over my dead body!" / "You'll have it when you pry it from my cold, dead, lifeless fingers!" / [[GoThroughMe "You'll have to kill me first!"]] -- [[Webcomic/TheOrderOftheStick Terms accepted.]] *shot*
* "Now its power is ''mine''!!!" -- Seconds later, the villain is killed by the ArtifactOfDoom... Or, it takes them over and their power belongs to it. Whichever or both.
* "{{No man|OfWomanBorn}} can defeat me!" -- [[SamusIsAGirl "I AM NO MAN!"]] *[[ActionGirl Cue the]] CurbStompBattle*
** Alternately, [[EldritchAbomination your foe isn't even human]], and you just gave it the perfect excuse to [[SwallowedWhole eat you alive]].
* "[[AllAccordingToPlan Everything is going as planned.]]" -- Cue the SpannerInTheWorks and your plans are going right down the drain.
** Alternately, they ''are'' going as planned... [[OutGambitted just not the way 'you' planned]].
** Alternately, they ''are'' going the way ''you'' planned... better, even... [[GoneHorriblyRight unfortunately, that is NOT a good thing]].
*** [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Especially if what you wanted when making the earlier plan contradicts what you want now]].
* "IWishedYouWereDead" or [[RhetoricalRequestBlunder another]] [[PartingWordsRegret variant]]. -- BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor because when it happens [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone it will be your biggest regret.]]
* "YouHaveNoChanceToSurvive!" -- They do; you probably don't.
* "I can't WAIT to meet them! They're my greatest heroes!" -- Prepare to have [[BrokenPedestal that pedestal dashed from a great height]]. Or, less commonly, you just won't get to meet them.
* "There is no one else here" -- Cue someone entering the scene, possibly to kill you. Alternatively, you're about to find out ''why'' nobody else is there.
* Going into SarcasmMode for any reason -- the person your sarcastic snark was aimed at is SarcasmBlind, causing them to do exactly what you didn't want them to do.
* "[[BlasphemousBoast God Himself could not stop this from happening!]]" -- God loves a challenge; something ''will'' stop it at the worst moment possible.
* "IsThatTheBestYouCanDo" -- Nope, not by a looong shot.
* "Oh, it's you." -- At the NastyParty, you'll end up dead.
* "You wouldn't dare!" -- [[ThreatBackfire Would, could, and will.]]
* "I'd like to see you try it!" -- They'll do much more than "try".
* "Who's gonna make me?" -- This threat usually makes someone even ''more'' inclined to make you.
* "No matter what happens, don't do this." -- [[ForbiddenFruit The person always will.]] Unless, of course, [[ForbiddenChekhovsGun you later need them to for some reason]], in which case your previous instructions not to will be followed rigidly.
* "Yeah, right! You're crazy!" -- The [[CassandraTruth person wasn't crazy]] and [[TooDumbToLive you should have listened]].
* "I've got you all figured out." -- Nope. More like ''you're'' about to fall victim to a KansasCityShuffle and/or you're blind to CharacterDevelopment since you last met, what's actually BeneathTheMask, the possibility of ObfuscatingStupidity or just HiddenDepths. Whoops.
* "The boss will surely fire you for this mess!" -- The boss will instantly fall in love with the "mess", promote its creator and reprimand you for not thinking of it sooner. Or the boss will fire ''you'' for it instead.
** Alternatively, the boss dislikes the mess but ''less so'' than the [[TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong snitch who told him about it]] and gets reprimanded for "not being a team player."
* "I/We/They won't make that mistake again!" -- [[AesopAmnesia Oh yes you/they will]].
* "We didn't need that loser anyways!" -- Turns out you ''did'', and you've [[DividedWeFall set yourself up for failure]] by getting rid of them. Alternatively, if you're saying it to his/her face, ([[SpeakOfTheDevil or if they're eavesdropping]]) expect them to [[HeelFaceTurn join the]] [[FaceHeelTurn other side]] and make things utterly miserable for you.
* "I won't get [serious disease that's going around] because I got vaccinated last year/I'm the healthiest X in the world/I'm BornLucky/I never get sick/I come from a family line that never gets [disease]/I'm invincible/I have magic" -- you ''will'' [[SickEpisode get the illness]], and if it doesn't kill you it will at least make your talents void.
** A variant: "I'm not sick, it's just allergies", or "I'm not seriously ill, it's DefinitelyJustACold" -- even if you truly believe this and are not in denial, you probably are sick and it will come back to bite you.
* "X isn't invincible! I can beat X!" -- No, you can't, and you're about to [[CurbStompBattle witness firsthand]] [[OneManArmy just why]].
* "I can take care of myself!" -- You are now the bad guy's next target, and it ''will'' be too much for you to take on alone.
* "That was easy!" -- Hope you're prepared for the incoming EliteMook, final form, or second wave.
* "The volcano won't erupt, it's been dormant for centuries" -- [[ChekhovsVolcano it will erupt.]]
* "I've got him right where I want him!" -- Actually, he's got ''you'' right where he wants you.
* "I practically got away with this crime!" -- The [[LaserGuidedKarma laser will hit]] faster than you think, and even if it misses [[KarmaHoudiniWarranty that doesn't mean it would keep missing]] and if it does hit after a long time of being a KarmaHoudini it is often a long HumiliationConga.
* "You're trapped in here with us!" -- Expect a menacing reply of [[BadassBoast "No, YOU'RE trapped here with]] [[TheDreaded M]][[OneManArmy E]][[PersonOfMassDestruction ."]]
* "[[MuggingTheMonster Let's]] [[BullyingTheDragon bully this one person]], I know that he/she is an ExtremeDoormat." -- Pray that you're right [[TooDumbToLive because if you're wrong]] [[CurbStompBattle being sent to the curb]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown should]] [[ColdBloodedTorture be]] [[RasputinianDeath the]] [[NoKillLikeOverkill least]] [[FateWorseThanDeath of]] [[AndIMustScream your]] [[KilledOffForReal worries]].
* "At the first sign of trouble, we'll abort the mission." -- This guarantees that not only will the mission go south, but also that any attempt to abort the mission will fail -- either TheHero will disregard orders and press on or [[TigerByTheTail circumstances will trap him/her in the mission until he/she succeeds...or dies]].
* "I don't need your help!" -- [[CrossingTheBurntBridge You're gonna need their help]], and after you've eaten a huge serving of HumblePie. Just hope that they'll be willing to help you after being snubbed.
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* "[[RockBottom Things couldn't possibly get any worse.]]" -- Things go FromBadToWorse.
** The simplest way to invoke this is pairing it with the CueTheRain example above.
* "Things can get worse because ''X'' could always happen!" -- SpeakOfTheDevil.
* "ThisIsNoTimeToPanic!" -- ''Start'' Panicking / YouCanPanicNow.
* "This place isn't a mess...
"ItWillNeverCatchOn." -- CueTheFallingObject.
* "You don't have the guts!" -- [[ThreatBackfire
Yes he/she does.]]
it will.
* "You cannot hurt/beat "IWishedYouWereDead." -- BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor, because it's [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder going to happen]], and you're [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone going to regret it]].
* "LetsSeeYouDoBetter" -- Oh, they can do better. And they can prove it.
* "There's a MillionToOneChance it'll happen." -- It's certain to happen now.
* "He's MostDefinitelyNotAVillain, so we can trust him." -- No you can't.
* "{{No man|OfWomanBorn}} can defeat
me!" -- [[CurbStompBattle Can "[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings I am no man]]." Maybe [[SamusIsAGirl I'm a woman]]. Or maybe I'm not human at all.
* "NoOneCouldSurviveThat" -- Yes they could,
and will.]] ''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Badly.]]'' [[TheManyDeathsOfYou And in many more ways than you can even think of.]]
** Alternatively,
they did.
* "NothingCanSaveUsNow!" -- Cue the BigDamnHeroes (or [[BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork villains]]).
* "NothingCanStopUsNow" -- Yes they can, and they will.
* "NothingExcitingEverHappensHere." -- Give it a minute.
* "I am invincible!" -- Something's about to prove
you're right. ''They'' cannot hurt you. [[ExactWords Unfortunately]], NotSoInvincibleAfterAll.
* "After [[OneLastJob this]], I'm going to retire." -- {{Retirony}} dictates you won't live
that does ''not'' mean that [[TheLancer some]][[TheDragon one]] (or [[EldritchAbomination something]]) else won't.
long. If you do, then [[TenMinuteRetirement you won't stay retired]].
* "You can't handle my powers!" "Whatever you do, don't do this." -- Watch them NoSell your alleged "powers" without even flinching. Bonus points ReversePsychology. Of course, if ''you'' can't handle ''their'' powers, or even better, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard if they use yours against you're trying to {{invoke|dTrope}} it, you'll get a ReversePsychologyBackfire.
* "They'll never find out!" -- They're [[RightBehindMe right behind
you]].
* "SheIsNotMyGirlfriend!" -- Way to give No one cares what ''you'' think. You've given the fanbase [[ShipTease ideas]]. Oh, fans [[{{Shipping}} ideas]], and by the way, she might very well consider ''herself'' your girlfriend. (And she's [[RightBehindMe she's right behind you]]. And she's none too pleased to hear what you just said.
you]].)
* "SmiteMeOMightySmiter" -- Happy to oblige! (''[[UnsoundEffect SMITE]]!'')
''[[UnsoundEffect Smite!]]''
* "At least Bob isn't here to see this." -- SpeakOfTheDevil, Bob shows up at that moment.
* "I think I can take him!" -- Nope, you're just exhibiting SuicidalOverconfidence.
* "ThisCannotBe" -- It can, and it is.
* "ThisIsGoingToBeHuge" -- Usually not. [[PlayingWithATrope If it is]], it'll probably fall right on top of you.
* "ThisIsNoTimeToPanic!" -- Something's going to [[YouCanPanicNow give you permission to panic]] real soon.
* "We'll stay here; it's safe here." -- Nope, it's an UnsafeHaven.
* "WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong" -- Exactly what you ''don't'' want going wrong.
** And a common variation --
You're about to find out. "How hard can could it be?" -- A lot harder than you think.
* "Oh, come on, what are
usually gets the chances of that happening? There's, like, [[MillionToOneChance a one in a million chance]]..."-- Bet on it happening.
* "You're gonna pay for that..." -- The most common response to ''this'' one (before [[ThreatBackfire the hero shows he doesn't believe it]]) is, [[ObligatoryJoke "Just send me the bill."]] DeadpanSnarker heroes ''[[UndeadHorseTrope never]]'' get tired of ''that'' one.
same response.
* "WhatDoesThisButtonDo" -- Screw ''everything'' up or blow Nothing you'd actually want it sky high, that's what! DontTouchItYouIdiot
* "[[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough Who would be stupid enough]]
to fall for that SchmuckBait?" do. Let's hope someone can interject with "DontTouchItYouIdiot"
* "WhoWouldBeStupidEnough"
-- Someone ''is'' (singular) or they ''are'' (plural). Bonus points if You're about to find out. And the odds are good [[SelfFulfillingProphecy speaker]] [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption fell]] [[StupidityIsTheOnlyOption for it]].
* "YouAndWhatArmy" -- [[VerbThis That army.]] (This works best if spoken to a general, or a ''president'' -- i.e. someone who actually commands an army.) Alternatively, [[OneManArmy he/she doesn't need one.]]
* "[[SmiteMeOMightySmiter May God strike me down]] if I'm lying/wrong!" -- Cue the BoltOfDivineRetribution.
* "I am not going to do what you just said!" -- [[GilliganCut Yes, you are.]]
* "You missed!" -- [[ExactlyWhatIAimedAt I wasn't aiming at you!]] Alternatively, the [[PrecisionGuidedBoomerang boomerang]] they just threw is about to pull a 180 and hit you in the back of the head.
* "ThisCannotBe!" -- It is, often followed immediately by a bad attack of CriticalExistenceFailure.
* "[[AndYourLittleDogToo I'll endanger your friends!]]" -- [[ThreatBackfire I don't like them, either.]]
** Alternatively, you've just bought yourself a ''world'' of pain.
* "IHaveYourWife!" -- YouCanKeepHer. In two days [[PityTheKidnapper you'll beg me to take her back]]. Alternatively, cue {{Unstoppable Rage}}-fueled RoaringRampageOfRescue.
* "[[UnwittingPawn I can't believe that idiot fell for my bullshit]]!" -- [[RightBehindMe S/he is right behind you]] or at least [[EngineeredPublicConfession listening in on
it's you]].
* "S/he looks like a total wimp!" -- (S)he's a KillerRabbit, a BadassAdorable or a CuteBruiser. Or [[UpToEleven all three.]] Oh, yeah, and I forgot, [[RightBehindMe he/she is right behind you]]. [[BewareTheNiceOnes AND S/HE'S ABOUT TO]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis MESS.]] [[OneWingedAngel YOU.]] [[PersonOfMassDestruction UP.]]
* "Let a ''real'' an expert handle this." -- Famous last words of TheWorldsExpertOnGettingKilled.
* "LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain" "YouAndWhatArmy" -- Cue people discovering what you didn't want to be spoken of.
* "YouWouldntShootMe!" -- [[BoomHeadshot *BOOM!*]] [[CallingYourAttacks Headshot!]] Alternatively,
Either they'll procure an army at that moment, or they'll prove [[OneManArmy they don't have to; [[TechnicalPacifist there are plenty of methods they WOULD use]].
need one]].
* "I'm going to retire after completing OneLastJob." -- [[{{Retirony}} Don't expect to survive the job.]] Alternatively, you DO survive the job and retire, only to [[TenMinuteRetirement come back out of retirement anyway]].
* "I'm just breaking balls!" -- You're going to get your ass kicked if you keep up
"What, was that mouth, if not whacked.
* "I AM INVINCIBLE!" -- [[NotSoInvincibleAfterAll Right up until you said that, maybe.]]
* "[[BigNo Noooo!!]] The [[MeaningfulName ICARUS XCII]] was
[[NoSell supposed to fly FOREVEEEEER!!!!" hurt me]]?" -- With that name, really?? [[WhatDidYouExpectWhenYouNamedIt What did you expect when you named it that]], [[WhatAnIdiot dummy?]]
* "This time I cannot miss!" -- Not only will you miss, you'll probably be [[HoistByHisOwnPetard killed by your own weapon]].
* "[[HomeByChristmas We'll have this war won in time for Christmas.]]" -- It's going to take a ''lot'' longer than you planned, if you even manage to win at all.
* "With these {{Death Trap}}s
Indeed, and EliteMooks in my lair, it is fool-proof. [[EvilGloating The Heroes can never reach me!]] [[EvilLaugh Muahahahahahaha!]]" -- Cue DungeonBypass. That ill-advised laugh also means they are just about to knock on the throne room door.
* "[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Was that supposed to]] ''[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction hurt,]]'' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction little man?!]]" -- {{P|unchPunchPunchUhOh}}ray [[SeeYouInHell you're]] [[YouAreAlreadyDead right.]]
* "The enemy is retreating!" -- They're actually circling around to flank you, [[DefensiveFeintTrap leading you back into a massive ambush]], or doing some other tactically nifty maneuver. Or they're finished [[WeNeedADistraction keeping you busy]] while another strike force carries out a mission that you're no longer in position to deal with. Alternately, they're getting out of the way before [[AlwaysABiggerFish something worse shows up]]. Take your pick; it's all ending badly.
* "Over my dead body!" / "You'll have it when you pry it from my cold, dead, lifeless fingers!" / [[GoThroughMe "You'll have to kill me first!"]] -- [[Webcomic/TheOrderOftheStick Terms accepted.]] *shot*
* "Now its power is ''mine''!!!" -- Seconds later, the villain is killed by the ArtifactOfDoom... Or, it takes them over and their power belongs to it. Whichever or both.
* "{{No man|OfWomanBorn}} can defeat me!" -- [[SamusIsAGirl "I AM NO MAN!"]] *[[ActionGirl Cue the]] CurbStompBattle*
** Alternately, [[EldritchAbomination your foe isn't even human]], and you just gave it the perfect excuse to [[SwallowedWhole eat you alive]].
* "[[AllAccordingToPlan Everything is going as planned.]]" -- Cue the SpannerInTheWorks and your plans are going right down the drain.
** Alternately, they ''are'' going as planned... [[OutGambitted just not the way 'you' planned]].
** Alternately, they ''are'' going the way ''you'' planned... better, even... [[GoneHorriblyRight unfortunately, that is NOT a good thing]].
*** [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Especially if what you wanted when making the earlier plan contradicts what you want now]].
* "IWishedYouWereDead" or [[RhetoricalRequestBlunder another]] [[PartingWordsRegret variant]]. -- BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor because when it happens [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone it will be your biggest regret.]]
YouAreAlreadyDead.
* "YouHaveNoChanceToSurvive!" -- They do; you probably don't.
* "I can't WAIT to meet them! They're my greatest heroes!"
No, they do -- Prepare to have [[BrokenPedestal that pedestal dashed from a great height]]. Or, less commonly, you just won't get to meet them.
* "There is no one else here" -- Cue someone entering the scene, possibly to kill you. Alternatively, you're about to find out ''why'' nobody else is there.
* Going into SarcasmMode for any reason -- the person your sarcastic snark was aimed at is SarcasmBlind, causing them to do exactly what you didn't want them to do.
* "[[BlasphemousBoast God Himself could not stop this from happening!]]" -- God loves a challenge; something ''will'' stop it at the worst moment possible.
* "IsThatTheBestYouCanDo" -- Nope, not by a looong shot.
* "Oh,
it's you." -- At the NastyParty, you'll end up dead.
* "You wouldn't dare!" -- [[ThreatBackfire Would, could, and will.]]
* "I'd like to see you try it!" -- They'll do much more than "try".
* "Who's gonna make me?" -- This threat usually makes someone even ''more'' inclined to make you.
* "No matter what happens, don't do this." -- [[ForbiddenFruit The person always will.]] Unless, of course, [[ForbiddenChekhovsGun you later need them to for some reason]], in which case your previous instructions not to will be followed rigidly.
* "Yeah, right! You're crazy!" -- The [[CassandraTruth person wasn't crazy]] and [[TooDumbToLive you should have listened]].
* "I've got you all figured out." -- Nope. More like ''you're'' about to fall victim to a KansasCityShuffle and/or you're blind to CharacterDevelopment since you last met, what's actually BeneathTheMask, the possibility of ObfuscatingStupidity or just HiddenDepths. Whoops.
* "The boss will surely fire you for this mess!" -- The boss will instantly fall in love with the "mess", promote its creator and reprimand you for not thinking of it sooner. Or the boss will fire
''you'' for it instead.
** Alternatively, the boss dislikes the mess but ''less so'' than the [[TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong snitch
who told him about it]] and gets reprimanded for "not being a team player."
has no chance to survive.
* "I/We/They won't make that mistake again!" "YouHaveToBelieveMe" -- [[AesopAmnesia Oh yes you/they will]].
* "We didn't need that loser anyways!" -- Turns out you ''did'', and you've [[DividedWeFall set yourself up for failure]] by getting rid of them. Alternatively, if you're saying it to his/her face, ([[SpeakOfTheDevil or if they're eavesdropping]]) expect them to [[HeelFaceTurn join the]] [[FaceHeelTurn other side]] and make things utterly miserable for you.
* "I won't get [serious disease that's
They're never going around] because I got vaccinated last year/I'm the healthiest X in the world/I'm BornLucky/I never get sick/I come from a family line that never gets [disease]/I'm invincible/I have magic" -- you ''will'' [[SickEpisode get the illness]], and if it doesn't kill you it will at least make your talents void.
** A variant: "I'm not sick, it's just allergies", or "I'm not seriously ill, it's DefinitelyJustACold" -- even if you truly
to believe this and are not in denial, you probably are sick and it will come back to bite you.
* "X isn't invincible! I can beat X!" -- No, you can't, and you're about to [[CurbStompBattle witness firsthand]] [[OneManArmy just why]].
* "I can take care of myself!" -- You are now the bad guy's next target, and it ''will'' be too much for you to take on alone.
* "That was easy!" -- Hope you're prepared for the incoming EliteMook, final form, or second wave.
* "The volcano won't erupt, it's been dormant for centuries" -- [[ChekhovsVolcano it will erupt.]]
* "I've got him right where I want him!" -- Actually, he's got ''you'' right where he wants you.
* "I practically got away with this crime!" -- The [[LaserGuidedKarma laser will hit]] faster than you think, and even if it misses [[KarmaHoudiniWarranty that doesn't mean it would keep missing]] and if it does hit after a long time of being a KarmaHoudini it is often a long HumiliationConga.
* "You're trapped in here with us!" -- Expect a menacing reply of [[BadassBoast "No, YOU'RE trapped here with]] [[TheDreaded M]][[OneManArmy E]][[PersonOfMassDestruction ."]]
* "[[MuggingTheMonster Let's]] [[BullyingTheDragon bully this one person]], I know that he/she is an ExtremeDoormat." -- Pray that you're right [[TooDumbToLive because if you're wrong]] [[CurbStompBattle being sent to the curb]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown should]] [[ColdBloodedTorture be]] [[RasputinianDeath the]] [[NoKillLikeOverkill least]] [[FateWorseThanDeath of]] [[AndIMustScream your]] [[KilledOffForReal worries]].
* "At the first sign of trouble, we'll abort the mission." -- This guarantees that not only will the mission go south, but also that any attempt to abort the mission will fail -- either TheHero will disregard orders and press on or [[TigerByTheTail circumstances will trap him/her in the mission until he/she succeeds...or dies]].
* "I don't need your help!" -- [[CrossingTheBurntBridge
you. You're gonna need their help]], and after you've eaten stuck with a huge serving CassandraTruth.
* "YouSaidYouWouldLetThemGo" -- A villain who hears this will do one
of HumblePie. Just hope that they'll be willing to help you after being snubbed.
%%If you
three things: declare [[ILied they were lying]], have time, please take time [[ExactWords someone else do the dirty work]], or ''literally'' let them go [[UnhandThemVillain in a very dangerous spot]].
* "YouWouldntShootMe." -- Yes they would. Or they might just do something else
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