History Main / SlicesDicesAndMakesJulienneFries

* The merchant/FramingDevice guy in ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}'' tries to sell such a device to the viewer: A combination hookah and coffee maker.

* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'', Rocko goes to an eye doctor and the vision tester is shown to be able to julienne fries.

* In the ''VideoGame/WarcraftIII'', blademaster's funny quotes "I have a blade that can cut through armor! And still cut a tomato."

* The merchant/FramingDevice guy in ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'' tries to sell such a device to the viewer: A combination hookah and coffee maker.

* In ''Video Game/The Outer Worlds'' during loading Screens an advertisement for the Plasma Cutter weapon with the tagline: Slices, Dices, Cauterizes can appear.

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* In ''Film/{{Explorers}}'', the three kids meet aliens who pick up English from watching television. One did a better job than the other so the latter communicates by speaking out TV catch phrases and clips from old black-and-white TV recordings, including this one.

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* In ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'', Syndrome intones like a pitchman when he introduces the new Omnidroid (and his new self) to Mr. Incredible. "It's bigger! It's badder!"

-->"It slices. It dices. It can make Julie Ann's fries."
-->"You mean julienne fries?" a woman asked skeptically.
-->"Anyone's fries," Cassie said, her voice tinged with desperation. "In fact, this Kitchen Droid will ask, 'Do you want fries with that?'"

-->'''Willow:''' Did you find out anything about the scythe?
-->'''Buffy:''' It slices, dices and makes julienne preacher.

-->'''Glenn Robbins:''' It slices, it dices. But wait, there's more. It also works as a... Ken?
-->'''Frank Woodley:''' Killing thing.

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* One early-[[TheNineties '90s]] ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' strip saw Garfield watching one of these infomercials on TV:
-->'''Pitchman:''' Yes, it slices, dices, chops and shreds! It cuts and cubes! It pulverizes!\\
'''Jon:''' Selling cats?\\
'''Garfield:''' Yes.
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* ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'' has a SundayStrip in which Opus watches a campaign ad done in this style:

-->He slices! He dices! He mashes! He '''smashes''' his opponents!! Just look how easily he carves through special interests! Watch as he quickly turns a PAC into so many unhdreds of delicious fries!!! He'll never lose his edge! '''Jack Blatt is the greatest thing since the Ronco "Turnip Twaddler"!'''

* Occasionally said word for word by {{VideoGame/Gex Gex}} when he hits an enemy with his tail, thanks to his trademark non-stop pop-culture spewing.

* In Neal Stephenson's ''{{Cryptonomicon}}'', Enoch Root calls Plato's Allegory of the Cave "the Veg-O-Matic of metaphors -- it slices! It dices!"

* One early-[[TheNineties '90s]] ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' saw Garfield watching one of these infomercials on TV:

'"'Garfield:''' Yes.

* In the N Fuax Mercial of ''VideoGame/CrashMindOverMutant'', this is one of the features of the NV.
-->'''Cortex:''' Talk to your disgusting friends! Watch pay-per-view! And Julien Fries! ''(Jams a potato in his ear, fries come out other ear. Takes a bite, and spits.)'' Oh, waxy!

* In ''VideoGame/SNKVsCapcomSVCChaos'', [[VideoGame/StreetFighter Vega]] explicitly says that this is [[ToThePain what he will do]] to [[VideoGame/ArtOfFighting Kasumi]] in their pre-fight banter.

* In ''WesternAnimation/YvonOfTheYukon'', in an episode referencing the French Revolution wherein Yvon unwittingly channels King Louis XVI to the point where the citizens of Upyer Mukluk haul him and Tommy - who was shanghaied into being Yvon's jester - to be executed. The villagers [[ImpossiblyCompactFolding unfold a guillotine from a briefcase]], while proclaiming "It slices! It dices!"\

* In ''WesternAnimation/YvonOfTheYukon'', in an episode referencing the French Revolution wherein Yvon unwittingly channels King Louis XVI to the point where the citizens of Upyer Mukluk haul him and Tommy - who was shanghaied into being Yvon's jester - to be executed. The villagers [[ImpossiblyCompactFolding unfold a guillotine from a briefcase]], while proclaiming "It slices! It dices!"

* In ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'', the heroes have to cover for a broken-down Chee android named Erek(Chee are normally disguised with a hologram, but due to Yeerk tampering with the Pemalite ship that was the source of their technology, their holograms were failing) by pretending he's some kind of personal multifunction tool. Cassie gives a (nervous) sales pitch in front of a store audience.

-->'''Announcer''':He slices, he dices and carves up a mean dish, please welcome [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Chainblade]].

* In the first ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' movie, Michelangelo starts doing the "it slices, it dices" routine as Leonardo tosses a pizza in the air and slices it with his katanas — until a slice falls on Splinter's head.

-->'''Merchant:''' [[VeryFalseAdvertising Will not break!]] (''bangs on table'') It will not-- (''*BOING!!!*'')...It ''broke!''

-->'''Merchant:''' [[VeryFalseAdvertising Will not break!]] (''bangs on table'') Will not... (''breaks'')...It ''broke!''

-->'''Merchant:''' [[VeryFalseAdvertising Will not break!]] (''bangs on table'') Will not... (''breaks'') It ''broke!''

-->'''Merchant:''' [[VeryFalseAdvertising Will not break!]] (''bangs on table'') Will not... (''breaks'') It broke.