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* From the original pilot for ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'':
-->'''Pen:''' That's ''stupid!''\\

** In the episode "Donny", Jake the Dog tells the titular character to put on some pants. After Donny snaps back "''You'' put on some pants", Jake explains that he ''does'' wear pants, they're just invisible because they're made from spider webs spun by pixies.
** In the episode "Death in Bloom", Finn attempts to perform a flying kick on [[TheGrimReaper Death]] only to pass through him. When Finn is confused how:

* In ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', Roger wants to walk around without a disguise, but Stan won't let him. Roger insists that there has to be a way for him to do it without blowing his cover.
-->'''Stan:''' Listen to me, Roger, it is never going to happen.\\

'''Francine:''' (drunk) ''You're'' not funeral behavior!

** From the episode "Jet":

** Happens in "Nightmares and Daydreams"
--->'''Ozai:''' Really? You're gonna take me out? You're not even wearing pants!\\

'''Ozai:''' (''looks down and covers himself with [[HandOrObjectUnderwear a Fire Nation shield]]'') AAAAHHHHH! NOOOOO! MY ROYAL PARTS ARE SHOWING! AAAAAAAAARGH!
** From the ShowWithinAShow during "The Ember Island Player":
--->"No! It is YOU who are going down!!"
** [[TheDragon Azula]] does this [[spoiler: when Mai betrays her]]. This is a rare, [[VillainousBreakdown terrifying example]].
--->[[spoiler:'''Mai:''']] You miscalculated. [[spoiler:I love Zuko more than I fear you.]]\\

** From "The Puppetmaster":
--->'''Sokka:''' We know what you've been doing, [[spoiler:Hama!]]\\
'''Aang:''' Give up! You're outnumbered.\\
[[spoiler:'''Hama:''']] No, you've outnumbered yourselves.

** In "Art Crawl", Louise butts heads with Mr. Cranwrinkle, and the two end up shouting "''You'' smell like ointment and pee!" back and forth at each other.
** In "Topsy", when Louise plans to resubmit last year's science fair project.

'''Bob''': ''(goes back to reading his newspaper)'' Okay honey, good luck with your volcano.
** In "Bobby Driver", Teddy reveals that he's been pretending to like sushi to impress his latest girlfriend, and is afraid of getting found out when he takes her on a date to a sushi place. Mort tries to suggest he [[StatingTheSimpleSolution simply order something besides sushi]].

* In ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'' episode "Stinkmeaner Strikes Back", Tom [=DuBois=], of all people, almost loses it when his parking space gets taken. Then, he gets possessed by the ghost of MisanthropeSupreme Stinkmeaner and confronts the guy, who tells him to "Eat a dick", only to get dropkicked for his trouble. Stinkmeaner!Tom then stands over the guy and taunts him, ending by saying, "''YOU'' eat a dick, nigga! ''YOU'' eat a dick!"
* ''WesternAnimation/TheBuzzOnMaggie'': One episode had Maggie joining a big sister program and being assigned a butterfly in a cocoon as her younger sister. A RunningGag was that her charge would easily get upset and then announce that she's going home, even when she's already home; as Maggie points this out, the latter retorts "No, you are!"

** In Season 1 "[[Recap/CentralParkS1E4GarbageBallet Garbage Ballet]]", when one of the groundskeepers tells Owen the dumpsters at the Bandshell are full and people are calling it the "Bandsmell", Owen snaps at him and say ''he's'' a "Bandsmell" and then apologizes.
** In Season 1 "[[Recap/CentralParkS1E8HotOven Hot Oven]]", when Owen asks Molly if he really likes Brendan, Molly snaps back and tells him ''he'' really likes Brendan and then apologizes because she doesn't know why she said that.
* ''WesternAnimation/ClerksTheAnimatedSeries''
** Used by Randal, when he and Dante were on a Quik Stop exchange program in England.

'''Dante:''' No, Randal; [[SeparatedByACommonLanguage "fag" means "cigarette."]]\\

** Also used in the first episode:
--->'''News Reporter:''' ...a question being asked by the poorly educated, with fingers far from the pulse of the community.\\
'''Randal:''' ''You're'' poorly educated!\\
'''Dante:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You're talking to the television.]]
* From the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode "Stewie Kills Lois" when Lois is mad at Peter for telling an inappropriate story during dinner at the captain's table:
-->'''Peter:''' Hey, the captain is the one who should be embarrassed, his story was gay!\\

** From the episode "War Is the H Word", Zapp Brannigan is punishing Fry for cowardice in battle, so he asks Kif to name the most humiliating job possible. Kif, of course, replies [[BeleagueredAssistant "Being your assistant"]], to which Zapp immediately replies, "No, being ''your'' assistant!" Surprisingly for this trope, Zapp [[DumbassHasAPoint turns out to actually be onto something with that]], as, while Kif isn't the [[{{Jerkass}} amoral]], imbecilic ManChild that Brannigan is, he does have a ''lot'' of pent-up anger and frustration, which he spends the rest of the episode unleashing on Fry.

** A variation occurs in "I Dated a Robot", with expressions of affection instead of insults:

'''Professor Hubert Farnsworth:''' Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot! Oh well, that's love for you, I guess.

** In "Double Dipper":

'''Dipper #10:''' (''shoves #5'') ''You'' make zero sense!
** In "Fight Fighters":

** In "Boss Mabel":

** In "Carpet Diem" (in a more playful example):

** A much darker example in "A Tale of Two Stans" when [[spoiler: Stan starts a fight with his brother who he hasn't seen for years]].

** In "The Stanchurian Candidate":
--->'''Soos (being manipulated by Dipper and Mabel via mind control tie):''' I don't know much about taxes, but I can promise you a kitten in every pot! ''(Dipper and Mabel argue on the other end)'' That doesn't make sense, Mabel. ''You'' don't make sense, Dipper!

* A favorite of [[FatIdiot Beezy J. Heinous]] on ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'', even when it has nothing to do with what's being said.
* In ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'''s first season, the team finally manages to bring down ComicBook/LexLuthor once and for all by pulling a sting using the ComicBook/MartianManhunter's shapeshifting abilities. After the ruse is revealed and the evidence has been gathered, Manhunter remarks "This is the end of an era," to which Luthor replies "The end of ''your'' era, maybe!" before attempting to kill them.
* From ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'':
** "Pain King vs. Cleopatra":

'''Kim:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah,]] [[SarcasmMode they're poets.]]
** A much more serious version appears at the climax of TheMovie, when Kim has been pushed too far to bother with her usual banter with her nemesis:

(''[[Awesome/KimPossible Kim kicks Shego into a signal tower]]'')

** In "Welcome to Republic City" Korra is not that good with the verbal wit when engaging a member of the local MugglePower movement.
--->'''Protestor:''' [[ElementalPowers Benders]] like ''this girl'' only use their power to oppress [[{{Muggle}} us]]!\\
'''Korra:''' What? I'm not oppressing anyone! You're--You're oppressing ''yourselves!''\\

** In "The Spirit of Competition", an unhappy Bolin gets one, but he has the excuse of being "{{drunk|OnMilk}}" on his ComfortFood:

** In "Rebel Sprit" Jinora and Ikki get into a brief fight which ends with Ikki saying "You don't make any sense!"
* ''WesternAnimation/MightyMagiswords'': This is Prohyas's go-to comeback for all things. We later learn in a flashback that the Warriors' mother, Kablammica, [[HappilyMarried affectionately teases her husband with this sort of banter.]]

'''Kablammica Warrior:''' ''(flirty)'' ''You're'' a table.\\
'''Norman Warrior:''' ''(laughing)'' Ah, I never get tired of hearing that...!

* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'': In the episode "Make New Friends But Keep Discord", as Discord is trying to do a comedy act at the Grand Galloping Gala (and failing miserably), he scolds the audience for not playing along with a KnockKnockJoke, saying it's the "most basic of jokes". [[TheComicallySerious Maud Pie]], of all ponies, responds with "''You're'' the most basic of jokes."
* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', the Fireside Girl Jamboree:
-->'''Candace:''' (''trying to hack into the Fireside Girls website'') "You have exceeded your log-in attempts"? No, you've exceeded ''YOUR'' log-in attempts!

-->'''Mitch:''' It-it was an accident?\\

** In "Grilled Cheese Deluxe", when Mordecai and Rigby are pretending to be astronauts.

** In "Rigby's Body", an argument between Mordecai and Rigby ends up taking an unexpected direction.

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** In "Portable Toilet", when Mordecai and Rigby are trapped inside a portable toilet, Rigby's {{Claustrophobia}} kicks in:

'''Rigby:''' ''You'' makes no sense! ''(pounds on the door and screams)'' [[HypocriticalHumor Help, I'm trapped in here with a crazy person!]]

* In ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'', we get this exchange between Jack & Aku:

** "Lemon of Troy"

** In "Screaming Yellow Honkers", when Bart is dancing around wearing a frozen chicken for pants:

** From "Springfield Up", when Bart and Lisa are riding dolphins.

** From "Bart the Mother", when the bird eggs Bart has been caring for turn out to be lizard eggs. Bart still insists that they're birds, so Lisa retorts:
--->'''Lisa:''' One, they don't have beaks. Two, they don't have feathers and three, they're lizards!\\
'''Bart:''' ''You're'' a lizard!
** In "Dial N for Nerder", Martin Prince finds a fake fossil Bart buried.

** In "Bye Bye Nerdie" as the bullies are throwing tomatoes at Martin.
--->'''Nelson''': Why are you throwing tomatoes at yourself, huh? Why are you throwing tomatoes at yourself?\\
'''Martin''': Your very question is faulty!\\
'''Jimbo''': ''You're'' faulty!
** In the "Treehouse of Horror IX" segment "Hell Toupée", Snake gets executed and Homer gets his hair in a transplant. However, Snake's hair possesses him and he heads to the Kwik-E-Mart to murder Apu.
--->'''Apu:''' [[OhCrap Snake?! But you're dead!]]
--->'''Snake!Homer:''' I know you are, but what am I?
--->(''grabs Apu and shoves him into the Squishee machine'')
--->'''Apu:''' No, no, [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]...!
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' has done this at least twice:

'''Towelie:''' Well yeah, but, maybe people will read my memoirs and like, apply its lessons to their own lives.\\

'''Towelie:''' (''mumbling under breath'') ''You're'' a towel...\\

** Episode 808, "Douche and Turd":
--->'''Giant Douche:''' ...look at my opponent. He is a turd sandwich.\\
'''Turd Sandwich:''' ''You're'' a turd sandwich.\\
'''Giant Douche:''' No, sir, if you'll pardon me, you are in fact, the turd sandwich.\\
'''Turd Sandwich:''' You're a turd sandwich.\\
'''Giant Douche:''' Sir, you are a turd sandwich.\\
'''Turd Sandwich:''' You're a turd sandwich.
** Episode 708, "South Park is Gay"

'''Mr. Garrison:''' Oh, stop it!! You kids don't even know what you're talking about!! Eric, you're not half-bi!!\\

'''Mr. Garrison:''' WHAT??
** Episode 1302, "The Coon"

'''Maitre D:''' Oh. Oh oh really? Oh my bad. I'm actually relieved. That kid was kind of a douchebag.\\

** In "Naughty Nautical Neighbors", most of [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick's arguments revolve around this.
** In "New Student Starfish", when [=SpongeBob=] gets mad at Patrick after his antics in boating class cost him one of his prized "good noodle stars".

* Infamously from the American ''WesternAnimation/StreetFighter'' cartoon.

* Done in the ''New WesternAnimation/{{Teen Titans|2003}}'' short "Taped Before a Live Studio Audience".

** "Mr. Butt" has Blackfire tell Beast Boy dressed as Starfire that he looks ridiculous. Beast Boy replies "No, you look ridiculous!"
** In the episode "Kabooms" as the Titans attempt to write a movie:
-->'''Robin:''' This is terrible! Your main character has no redeeming qualities!\\

* In the ''WesternAnimation/TurboFAST'' episode "Turbo Does Laundry" when Hardcase needs help sending a video on a smartphone:

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Unikitty}}'': In the episode "Film Fest" following Hawkodile's one-man action film:

* In the ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTalesInTheHouse'' episode "Getting Angry", Larry claims his stinky cheese was in the running for World's Stinkiest Cheese, according to The Stinkological Institute:

--> '''Dalek Jast: IDENTIFY YOURSELF!'''\\
'''Cyberman: You will identify first.'''\\
'''Dalek Jast: YOU WILL IDENTIFY!'''\\
'''Cyberman: ''You'' will identify.'''

* [[BlackAndNerdy Glen]] does this in response to [[AwesomeAussie Maggie]] calling him out for [[WithFriendsLikeThese trying to sell her out to the government agents holding them captive]] after they were caught decoding a Decepticon transmission signal in ''Film/{{Transformers|2007}}''.

* [[BlackAndNerdy Glen]] does this in response to [[AwesomeAussie Maggie]] calling him out for [[WithFriendsLikeThese trying to sell her out to the government agents holding them captive]] after they were caught decoding a Decepticon transmission signal in ''Film/{{Transformers}}''.

* ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'': In the episode "Kabooms" as the Titans attempt to write a movie:

* "You are the one who is [X]!" and its variant, "It is you who is [X]!"

'''Arthur Kirkland:''' YOU'RE out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order!

'''Girl:''' Yes. Yes it is.

** Used again in [[http://xkcd.com/639/ "Lincoln-Douglas"]]: Stephen Douglas' debate skills had fallen so far after losing to UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln in 1860 that the best he can do to the Getttysburg Address is "Your Mom" the opening statement.

** Deconstructed in [[https://xkcd.com/366/ "Your Mom"]].
** Used again in [[http://xkcd.com/639/ "Lincoln-Douglas"]].

''[[SelfDemonstratingArticle It is you who should describe No, You here.]] ...[[LogicBomb Strange.]]''

* In ''Fanfic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic'', after Ace Ray complains about Rhymey's rhyming, Rhymey protests that his rhyming is perfectly natural, capping it off with this couplet.
-->''"There is nothing wrong with what I do.\\
But I would say something is wrong with you."''
* In ''Fanfic/BoysUndSenshado'', after Shiho Nishizumi, [[spoiler:having officially disowned Miho]], starts denouncing Miho as a disgrace, only for [[OriginalCharacter Akio]] to use this as a lead-in to a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech.

* In ''Fanfic/FrozenHeartsSakume'', Prince Harald, on the losing side of a debate involving his brothers, complains about the majority's decision.

* In ''Fanfic/NecessaryToWin'', this happens in the argument over whether Miho should join the tankery team. Yuzu's less than comfortable about Anzu trying to pressgang Miho into joining, but knows Anzu won't back down, and so tries to defuse the situation. Saori, however, assumes Yuzu thinks Anzu's behavior is acceptable, and protests; Saori's use of this trope is proof that the argument is devolving into a shouting match.

* In ''Fanfic/SoullessShellRedwall'', after Leif tricks Arnold into confessing to rape and sentences him to death,.

* ''Fanfic/BetterLivingThroughScienceAndPonies'':
** In the bonus chapter, [=GLaDOS=] does not take it well when Celestia hints that [[YouAreFat she is fat]]:
--->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' I AM NOT FAT! You are fat! You are disgustingly fat! You're so fat that when you jump into an ocean whales think 'look at that huge fat thing. It must be another whale'. You're the fat one!
** Similarly, after Celestia suggests that "Gladys" might be malfunctioning:
--->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' I am not malfunctioning. You're malfunctioning. I'm the only one here who's not malfunctioning, which is sad, because it's sad to see a freakish fat tyrant like you malfunction so egregiously.

* During their first battle in ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo'', Hol Horse calls Polnareff an unflattering nickname, and then Polnareff calls Horse a variation of that nickname.

--->'''Palpatine:''' No... No... No, '''you''' will die!!

* ''ComicBook/SpiderMenII'': The comic starts with Peter Parker and ComicBook/MilesMorales having such a discussion

-->'''Kendrick''': You know what?! Fuck you, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]
-->'''Taylour''': Nah, fuck ''you''!