History Main / MistakenForToilet

* A man heads to a bar with his friends one night and gets utterly wrecked. The next morning, he finds his credit card's missing, and he was so drunk last night that he forgot which bar he was at. All this guy knows is that the bar in question had a golden toilet. So he goes downtown and heads into every bar he finds in order to ask about this, until finally he walks into a bar all the way to the other side of town where a brass band had been playing the night before. He asks the bartender if this is the bar with the golden toilet, and then the bartender rises, turns to one of the band members who is still at the bar, and he says, "Hey, Bill! I think we found the guy who took a shit in your tuba!"

* A man heads to a bar with his friends one night and gets utterly wrecked. The next morning, he finds his credit card's missing, and he was so drunk last night that he forgot which bar he was at. All this guy knows is that the bar in question had a golden toilet. So he goes downtown and heads into every bar he finds in order to ask about this, until finally he walks into a bar all the way to the other side of town where a brass band had been playing the night before. Upon hearing this guy asking about the golden toilet, the bartender rises, turns around and he yells, "Hey, Bill! I think we found the guy who took a shit in your tuba!"

* A man heads to a bar with his friends one night and gets utterly wrecked. The next morning, he finds his credit card's missing, and he was so drunk last night that he forgot which bar he was at. All he knows is that the bar had a golden toilet. So he goes downtown and heads into every bar he finds in order to ask about this, until finally he walks into a bar all the way to the other side of town where a brass band had been playing the night before. Upon the guy asking about the golden toilet, the bartender rises, turns around and yells, "Hey, Bill! I think we found the guy who shit in your tuba!"

* A man heads to a bar with his friends one night and gets utterly wrecked. The next morning, he finds his credit card's missing, and he was so drunk last night that he forgot which bar he was at. All he knows is that the bar had a golden toilet. So he goes downtown and heads into every bar he finds in order to ask about this, until finally he walks into a bar all the way to the other side of town and asks about the golden toilet. The bartender rises, turns around and yells, "Hey, Bill! I think we found the guy who shit in your tuba!"

* A man heads to a bar with his friends one night and gets utterly wrecked. The next morning, he finds his credit card's missing, and he was so drunk he forgot which bar he was at. All he knows is that the bar had a golden toilet. So he goes downtown and heads into every bar he finds in order to ask about this, until finally he walks into a bar all the way to the other side of town and asks about the golden toilet. The bartender rises, turns around and yells, "Hey, Bill! I think we found the guy who shit in your tuba!"

* ''WesternAnimation/PatEtStanley'': In "Peeing 2", Stan mistakes the closet for the bathroom and Pat wonders why he's going in the closet.

* ''WesternAnimation/PigGoatBananaCricket'': "Total Bananarchy", Cricket, who flees to Mars for a more organized society, accidentally thought the Mars Emperor looked like a actual toilet he just pooped in, after eating too many carrots, which was against the rules.

* WesternAnimation/PigGoatBananaCricket: "Total Bananarchy", Cricket, who flees to Mars for a more organized society, accidentally thought the Mars Emperor looked like a actual toilet he just pooped in, after eating too many carrots, which was against the rules.

---> '''Homer:''' ''(Gasp)'' My toolshed! (''runs after Grandpa'') Oh, dad!

** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E1WhoShotMrBurnsPartTwo Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]", Grampa goes outside the family's house to relieve himself at the outhouse.

---> '''Homer:''' ''(Gasp)'' My toolshed! (''runs after Grampa'') Oh, dad!

---> '''Homer:''' ''(gasp)'' My toolshed! (''runs after Grampa'') Oh, dad!

* ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'': Invoked in "Abe Lincoln Must Die!". Sam acts as an interpreter for Whizzer due to the President having a hard time understanding him. While the same can accurately translate, to progress involve him getting the President to give Whizzer a soda, causing Whizzer to need a bathroom, asking where it is. After that, Sam can translate Whizzer as asking for the bathroom, President Lincoln's room, or the War Room. Whizzer will go to wherever Sam asks the President without question.

* The Platform/AtariJaguar, with the CD add-on attached, resembles a toilet.

** In "The Grim Adventures of The Kids Next Door", Billy mistakes the Delightful Children's delightfulization chamber as a bathroom. They initially let him in, before realizing Billy mistook it for a bathroom, and went in to try and stop him. The combination of Billy, the Delightful Children, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Grim's Scythe, and Harold's Lucky Pants]] ends up [[CrossoverComboVillain creating the main antagonist of the crossover special]].

** In a gag relating to nautical terms in the episode "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS6E4S6E5StewieKillsLoisLoisKillsStewie Stewie Kills Lois]]", Peter ends up mistaking the term "Poop Deck" to mean, a place to defecate, so he did exactly that, which resulted in him and Lois getting barred from that section of the ship by the captain for the remainder of the cruise.

** In a gag relating to nautical terms in the episode "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS6E4S6E5StewieKillsLoisLoisKillsStewie Stewie Kills Lois]]", Peter ends up mistaking the term "Poopdeck" to mean, a place to defecate, so he did exactly that, which resulted in him and Lois getting barred from that section of the ship by the captain for the remainder of the cruise.

* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Under-Gifted The Under-Gifted]]: On the first day of school, a student, Bebel, is caught smoking in the toilets of his high school, and is admonished by the headmistress. To get revenge, he glued the "toilets" sign on her office door instead. Moments later, new student Togo arrives [[PottyEmergency in a hurry]], opens this door thinking it's the toilets... and relieves himself on the floor, with his eyes closed. Of course you can do this with toilets you're familiar with, but Togo DidntThinkThisThrough. He opens his eyes finally and faces the shocked headmistress, but after a brief moment of embarrassment, Togo brushes it off and finishes to release himself on the floor.

-->'''Bruce:''' Oh, haha, you put some fake poo on the floor-- ''(realizes it's real)'' OH NO! [[GetOut Get-- Get out! Get out! Scat!]] ''(Peter runs out of the room)''

* A man was at a party. He tells everyone at home how awesome it was and that the hosts... "...even have a golden toilet!" His best friend doesn't believe him and asks to see it, so they visit the hosts. They ring the bell, and as soon as they explain themselves, the hostess shouts: "Carl! The pig that shat into your trombone is at the door!"

* Inverted in another joke about the Soviet occupiers of Vienna in 1945: A Soviet soldier, who is deployed in Vienna, writes home: "Mamushka, the Austrians have flats with many rooms; bedroom, living room, kitchen, dining room, stringroom." The mother asks back: "What is a stringroom?" The soldier's answer: "Well, you pull the string, shit gone!"

* "Series/ABitOfFryAndLaurie": One Vox Pop features a woman played by Creator/StephenFry sticking her head out from behind the curtain of a photobooth and exclaiming "Excuse me, can't seem to find the flush".