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-->'''Nani:''' You are so finished when I get in there! I'm gonna stuff you in the blender, push "puree", then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, "Mmmm, this is great, whats your secret?" I'm gonna say..."''(Bubbles hooks Nami's foot, and pulls her out of the dog door)'' "...love! And...nurturing."

* And in the second one:

* In the episode of ''Traffic Cops'' titled ''Hidden Treasures'', one of the cops says that he thinks a drug dealer has hidden some drugs [[AssShove up his butt]]. Narrator Jamie Theakston then says: "If he has, the man's in deep [[Beat ...]] trouble."

* Subverted in the ''Series/{{Community}}'' episode "Comparative Religion", when Shirley confronts Jeff over his plan to fight a bully:

'''Troy:''' We're trying to get Jeff ready for the fi-iiiiiii....iiiighhhh...t.\\

'''Jeff:''' Idiot. He meant we were figh- ...ting. It ''is'' hard to think of another word.

* A Terrytoons cartoon from the mid 50s featured a pelican as an antagonist. The singers in the background noted that the pelican's beak can hold more than his...(''pelican gives camera a ticked look'') stomach.

->''Where is "Hold Me Touch Me"? [checking photos] Kiss Me Feel Me, Clinch Me Pinch Me, Lick Me Bite Me, Suck Me F--[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Ah, here she is.]]''
-->-- '''Max Bialystock''', ''[[Film/TheProducers The Producers (2005)]]''

* Done in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' Wendy sings to the tune of "Miss Susie Had a Steamboat". [[spoiler:SubvertedTrope.]]

* A Terrytoons cartoon from the mid 50s featured a pelican as an antagonist. The singers in the background noted that the pelican's beak can hold more than his...(''pelican gives camera an ticked look'') stomach.

* The first ''SpyKids'' movie uses one of these that was arguably a ParentalBonus (the same joke was seen a decade earlier in ''TheGoldenGirls''): And again in AustinPowers3.

* The first ''SpyKids'' movie uses one of these that was arguably a ParentalBonus (the same joke was seen a decade earlier in ''TheGoldenGirls''):

--> '''Hana''':I've always found other women attractive, and not just in an aesthetic way. But I generally prefer men. I like the way they smell, and there is nothing like a long, hard...''bicep'' to hold onto on a cold night. But there was something about Shizune; she and I just clicked."

* ''[[WaynesWorld Wayne's World 2]]''. "We'll cross the [=Ts=] and dot the...''(notices he's about to offend their manager, who has MismatchedEyes)''...lower case [=Js=]."

-->'''James''': Come on Tony, don't be such a dic- ''*sees children*'' -tator.

* [[http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6149379/1/ This]] ''HarryPotter'' fanfic.

* In Chengar Qordath's ''[[Fanfic/TheLifeAnTimesOfAWinningPony Winningverse]]'' (Friendship Is Magic), his first story in his own little universe contains this gem, sung by Pinkie Pie.

-->'''Buffy:''' ''(to Giles)'' It was boring, old, and English. Just like you...ul. Yul Brenner. A British Yul Brenner.

* In the Bud Spencer and Terence Hiill 1977 comdey film ''Crime Busters'', the duo plans to rob a a supermarket and bust through the door with the words "This is a...!". When they realize they are standing in an office room of the local police department with everyone staring at them, they quickly finish the sentence with "... really nice office!" (as opposed to "... robbery!").

* ''ThePrincessDiaries'':

* EmilieAutumn plays it for NightmareFuel in "Miss Lucy Had Some Leeches":