History Main / LastSecondWordSwap

* ''Fanfic/AbraxasHrodvitnon'': [[Characters/AbraxasHrodvitnon Mariko]] almost calls Monster X (a TwoBeingsOneBody fusion of San and a BackFromTheDead Vivienne Graham) by Vivienne's last name in front of the G-Team, before she catches herself mid-word and switches it out for Monster X's "Subject G" designation.

* ''Film/GodzillaKingOfTheMonsters2019'': [[Characters/MonsterVerseMarkRussell Mark Russell]] has one doubling as a CurseCutShort when Ghidorah changes direction in response to Rodan's awakening:

* ''WesternAnimation/ProudFamily'': In one episode, Dijonay decides to make a poem that has a line which goes "Rip Rip Rass/Kick 'em in the...other knee!"

'''Bart:''' Dad, whatever they got you on, cut the dose!

* ''VideoGame/IWasATeenageExocolonist'', if you tell your mom what you've learned for the day, she'll compliment you for "getting your sh-- I mean ''head'' together."

* ''Series/TheThundermans'': In "A Hero is Born", Barb has become pregnant but since superheroes give birth in just one day, it must be kept a secret from all non-supes. Phoebe encounters an impatient Cherry at Wong's Pizza Palace and she asks why she was late, and Phoebe replies her mom was 0having a baaaaaaa... ake sale."

* Nathan Fillion get one in ''Series/{{Castle}}'', when he talks to a witness about Beckett.

* In ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch'', this is combo-ed with a RightBehindMe moment:
-->'''Nani:''' You are so finished when I get in there! I'm gonna stuff you in the blender, push "puree", then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, "Mmmm, this is great, what's your secret?" I'm gonna say..."''(Bubbles hooks Nami's foot, and pulls her out of the dog door)'' "...love! And...nurturing."

* ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'': In the scene where the hyenas complain to Scar about not having any food:
-->'''Banzai''': ''(muttering under his breath)'' I thought things were bad under Mufasa.\\

** Another one in ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'', when Pumbaa gets stuck under a tree branch running away from Nala:

* In ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse'', [[Characters/UltimateSpiderManMilesMorales Miles Morales]] encounters an undercover [[ComicBook/SpiderGwen Gwen Stacy]]. When she introduces herself to him, she very nearly says her real name, then hastily changes it to "Wanda," resulting in:

'''Eddie Valiant''': No, but this does! (''kicks Smartass in the crotch'')
* ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'': Ming's explanation about how the red panda curse came to be: "And what was a blessing became... an inconvenience."

** She does it again in a later episode, when discussing a nightmare in which she [[NotWearingPants shows up naked]] on the command deck: "This morning I dreamt I walked into C&C totally...unprepared for my work." But then the punchline is itself punchlined when Sheridan offhandedly remarks it could've been worse...and then describes the ''actual'' dream.

-->'''Xander:''' As if even that's enough to stop [[TheRenfield the unholy master!]]...bater.

-->'''Mr. Belding''': Anybody approved?
-->'''Other Students Who Are Present''': Aye.
-->'''[[GreenEyedMonster Ryan]]''': Nay.
-->'''Rachel''': Ryan.
-->'''Ryan''': Na... sal congestion. *sniffle*

* In the WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill episode Good Hill Hunting Hank is furious that his JerkAss neighbor Eustace got a deer hunting license for his son Randy when he wasn’t able to get one for Bobby, he says, “You’re taking that son of a…yours hunting?!”.

* ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'':
** Starscream being Starscream (the last part being a quote from Sergeant Schultz of ''Series/HogansHeroes''):
--->'''Starscream:''' Megatron...?! Did you just say Megatron?! Did he just say MEGATRON?! THERE IS NO MEGATRON! MEGATRON IS OFFLINE! TERMINATED! [[TheStarscream I DID IT MYSEL]]-- ''saw it'' myself.
** Then Sentinel Prime does it when trying to disguise his intent to blow up Omega Supreme.
--->'''Sentinel Prime:''' As acting Magnus, I must be ready to strike should Omega...should Megatron make a move against us.
* In ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}: WesternAnimation/BeastWars'' episode "Cutting Edge": Rattrap is complaining about Blackarachnia to Rhinox.
-->'''Rhinox:''' What are you saying?\\
'''Rattrap:''' I'm sayin' that our little spider chum--\\
''(Silverbolt -- Blackarachnia's love interest -- walks in)''\\
'''Rattrap:''' --is...[[YouAreACreditToYourRace a credit to her web-spinnin' species]], and I don't know ''what'' we ever did without her.

* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
** Neatly done in the song "When We Swing":
--->'''Brian:''' ♪ I love the work of Allen Funt ♪\\
'''Stewie:''' ♪ Or a nicely shaven [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion leg]] ♪
** Also in the song "We're Too Different to Ever Be Pals":
--->'''Brian:''' ♪ You get a kick out of carnage and guts ♪\\
'''Stewie:''' ♪ And you get a kick out of stroking your...♪\\
'''Brian:''' ''(interrupting him)'' Whoa!, Whoa you can't say that on TV!\\
'''Stewie:''' What? Ego?
** In "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS15E18ThePeterPrincipal The Peter Principal]]":
--->'''Peter:''' (to Chris and Neil) Hey, guys, guys. When Film/{{Borat}} was making announcements over the P.A. this morning, (pointing at himself) that was me.\\
'''Chris:''' What?! Shut the front door!
* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' episode "Hot Water" (in season seven):
-->'''Ce Lo Green:''' Fig in your mouth
-->And my finger in your...
-->'''Fish''': BASS!

* Tried and failed in ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', when the boys ask why they don't remember a villain who claims to be their mommy, Brock says "Look, you don't remember because you're clo-- (clones)". Both Brock and Doc stutter, trying to find a suitable replacement word, but fail.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' special "Summer Belongs to You!", the ever-hopeful Phineas momentarily gives up, and Isabella tries to snap him out of it:
-->'''Isabella:''' That's not the Phineas Flynn [[AbortedDeclarationOfLove I fell in...to this situation with]].
* ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'':
** After Robotnik invents his own robot wife:
--->'''Scratch:''' She's beauuuutiful!\\
'''Grounder:''' Yeah! She's got really big--\\
'''Scratch:''' Hair!
** Also from the episode "Lovesick Sonic"
--->'''Scratch:''' Nice work [[spoiler:Agent Breezie]].\\
'''Grounder:''' Yeah, very nice; that little brat is a real pain in the--\\
'''Scratch:''' Hey!\\
'''Grounder:''' --transmission!
* From the ''WesternAnimation/ReBoot'' episode "End Prog", the musical at the end gives us this gem:
-->''The Web invaded Mainframe, sprite and virus battled side by side\\
Attempting to reclaim the city from the rift which opened wide\\
But Megabyte betrayed Bob and he threw him deep inside the pit\\
The pit was closed and Bob was hosed and all that he could say was "'''[[BigNo NO!!!]]'''"''

* This poem from Poe on ''WesternAnimation/RubyGloom'':
-->'''Poe:''' ...The bats will not harm you, I told them, "Let pass!" The ghouls are a problem, best watch your...\\
(''Edgar and Allen stop playing and give him a surprised look'')\\
'''Poe:''' ...em... bottom...
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'', this is implied when Tenzin tells Korra what he knows about the [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Earth Queen]].
--> '''Tenzin:''' I hear that she can be quite ''[{{Beat}}, with a suspicious "a" sound]'' [[UnderStatement demanding]].
* In the ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'' song "Sir Topham Hatt":
-->His name is Sir Topham Hatt,
-->Some people say he's *ahem* ''[[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion stout]]''.

* When Pearl from ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' talks about seeing the [[spoiler: human zoo]] during her time before the rebellion, she quickly changes the sentence to conceal the identity of her former owner.
-->'''Pearl:''' When I still served... Homeworld, I saw it myself.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'': Has happened with Luna Loud's WaxingLyrical, with a notable occasion having her discussion of a "highway to-" being interrupted by an alert on her laptop prompting an intrigued "Hello!"
* The 1938 WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse short "Mickey's Parrot" (involving a parrot showing up who keeps speaking phrases that cause Mickey and Pluto to think a recently-escaped murderer named Machine Gun Butch had broken in) has a version where the radio broadcast they're listening to includes the following:
-->'''Announcer:''' "And then, little Johnny Chipmunk ran after the pretty butterfly so fast, he slipped and fell right down on his fat little...[[WeInterruptThisProgram NEWS FLASH!]] (followed by the report on Machine Gun Butch's escape)
* In "The Letter Factory" from ''WesternAnimation/LeapFrog'', Professor Quigley takes Tad to the V room, where the V letters are vibrated to help them learn their sound. Tad doesn't take well to the vibrating.
-->'''Tad''': I think I'm gonna vuh, vuh... get sick!

* In ''Fanfic/TheEchoRanger'', when Izuku asks Rita and Zedd if it's true they made monsters out of purses, he almost calls it "silly", before switching to "unlikely" to avoid being disrespectful.

-->Y los indios motilones les cortaron... la retirada. [[labelnote:Translation]]And the Indians from the Motilon tribe cut off...their retreat. (Intended word: las bolas, "their balls").[[/labelnote]]