History Main / IDontLikeYouAndYouDontLikeMe

* ''Film/FortyEightHours'':

'''Bender:''' I don't know. But I do know she likes my "in your face" interface.

Its use varies. In dramatic situations, it tends to be a sign of TeethClenchedTeamwork or EnemyMine situations (the latter may be directly described as "but we like '’them'' even less"). In comedies, it tends to be a sign of VitriolicBestBuds and/or TheFriendNobodyLikes situations, or subverted by the characters mangling the stock delivery (as seen in the page quote and many of the below examples).

Its use varies. In dramatic situations, it tends to be a sign of TeethClenchedTeamwork or EnemyMine situations. In comedies, it tends to be a sign of VitriolicBestBuds and/or TheFriendNobodyLikes situations, or subverted by the characters mangling the stock delivery (as seen in the page quote and many of the below examples).

'''Riff Raff:''' ''[[SuddenlyShouting He didn't like me! He '''never''' liked me!]]''

Its use varies. In dramatic situations, it tends to be a sign of TeethClenchedTeamwork or EnemyMine situations.

In comedies, it tends to be a sign of VitriolicBestBuds and/or TheFriendNobodyLikes situations or subverted by the characters mangling the stock delivery (as seen in the page quote and many of the below examples).

* Bender says this to Leela in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''. Surprised, she replies, "I like you." Bender pauses his plan organizing to ask what exactly Leela likes about him.

In comedies, it tends to be a sign of VitriolicBestBuds and/or TheFriendNobodyLikes situations, or subverted by the characters mangling the stock delivery (as seen in the page quote and many of the below examples).

-->'''Tony:''' Look, you hate ''me'', and if I stopped to actually think about any of you from time to time I'm sure I'd hate you too....

-->'''Johnny:''' All right ghost. I don't like you, and you don't like me. So lets settle this once and for all.\\

'''Johnny:''' Of couse, I could ''learn'' to like you.

->'''Drill Sergeant:''' Look soldier, you don't like me, and I don't like you.\\
'''Homer:''' I like you.\\
'''Drill Sergeant:''' Well, uh, alright... You like me, but I don't like you!\\

'''Homer:''' Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me?\\

->'''Drill Sergeant''': Look soldier, you don't like me, and I don't like you.\\
'''Homer''': I like you.\\
'''Sgt''': Well, uh, alright... You like me, but I don't like you!\\
'''Homer''': Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me?\\
--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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* Tony Stark giving a RousingSpeech to his RoguesGallery to convince them to help him fight the Mandarin in ''Comicbook/IronMan'' #523:
-->'''Tony''': Look, you hate ''me'', and if I stopped to actually think about any of you from time to time I'm sure I'd hate you too...

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-->'''Magenta:''' You ''killed'' him. But I thought you ''liked'' him. He liked ''you''.
-->'''Riff Raff:''' ''[[SuddenlyShouting He didn't like me! He '''never''' liked me!]]''
* CIA Agent Ernest Paxton to John Mason in ''Film/TheRock'': "Get this straight Pops; I don't like you any more than you like me, but I'm here to make you a legitimate offer".

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-->'''Michael Knight''': Ok, so you don't like me. Except for the fact that you're the daughter of a man I respected, I don't like you very much either.

-->'''Jellico:''' Let's drop the ranks for a moment. I don't like you. I think you're insubordinate, arrogant, willful, and I don't think you're a particularly good First Officer.
-->'''Riker:''' Well, now that the ranks are dropped, Captain, I don't like you, either. You ''are'' arrogant and closed-minded. You need to control everything and everyone. You don't provide an atmosphere of trust, and you don't inspire these people to go out of their way for you. You've got everyone wound up so tight, there's no joy in anything. I don't think you're a particularly good Captain.

-->'''Red:''' Look, I don't want to be here, and you don't want to be here.
-->'''Fez:''' I want to be here...
-->'''Red:''' Fine. I don't want to be here, and I don't care what you want...

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* ''[[VideoGame/{{Halo 2}} Halo 2]]''.
-->'''Sergeant Johnson''': Listen, you don't like me and I SURE AS HELL don't like you. But if we don't do something, Mr. Mohawk's gonna activate this Ring! And we're ALL gonna die.\\
'''The Arbiter''': Tartarus has locked himself inside the control room.\\
'''Sergeant Johnson''': Well I just happen to have a [[WaveMotionGun key]]. C'mon, grab a Banshee and gimme some cover. They're gonna know we're coming.

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* One ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' strip involves Calvin saying this to his bicycle before pulling out a wrench and a hammer and threatening to tear the bike apart. The bike runs him over in response.

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--> '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]:''' Joe, Joe, I know we've had our differences...
--> '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]:''' We have?
--> '''Linkara:''' Yes. I don't like you very much
--> '''Angry Joe:''' ''[Dissapointed]'' Oh.

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* ''TheSimpsons'' has a number of variants, including the page quote.

-->'''Mr. Burns''': All right, you ragtag bunch of misfits! You hate me, and I hate you even more.

-->'''Homer''': Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

-->'''[[DrillSergeantNasty Drill Sergeant]]''' (addressing the recruits): Now I don't like you, and you don't like me...\\
'''Homer''': ''I'' like you.
** More from TheSimpsons:
-->'''Moe''': Listen, I don't like you and you don't like me. But we both want to stop Homer from shooting the turkey.\\
'''Lisa''': You don't like me? I like you.\\
'''Moe''': You do? Then I like you too. Here, have a towelette.\\
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'''Homer''': All right book, I didn't read you and you didn't read me. But we're both in this together, so say something smart or get ready to run like hell!
* Bender says this to Leela in an episode of ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}''. Surprised, she replies, "I like you." Bender pauses his plan organizing to ask what exactly Leela likes about him.
-->'''Amy''': Well, is she coming?\\
'''Bender''': I don't know. But I do know she likes my "in your face" interface.

-->'''Johnny:''' All right ghost. I don't like you, and you don't like me. So lets settle this once and for all.
-->'''Ghost:''' RRRRWWWWHHHH!
-->'''Johnny:''' Of couse, I could ''learn'' to like you.

-->'''Riff Raff:''' ''He didn't like me! He '''never''' liked me!''

* ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''. Picard's brother tells him "I still don't like you, Jean-Luc" after helping him recover from his trauma over being assimilated by the Borg.

* ''MeetTheFockers''

* A variation on ''That70sShow'':

* Proving it ''can'' play things straight when it wants to, an episode of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' has [[HollywoodAtheist atheist]] [[AuthorAvatar mouthpiece]] [[FunnyAnimal Brian]] deliver this word-for-word to Peter's [[TheFundamentalist harder-than-hardline Catholic father]], before suggesting the only way to put a stop to his son's [[ParodyReligion Church of the]] [[HappyDays Fonz]] is by [[EnemyMine working together]].

* ''[[SystemShock System Shock 2]]''

A StockPhrase which is such a DeadHorseTrope that it hardly needs explaining.
Usually followed by "but we need to [[TeethClenchedTeamwork work together]]" or something to the effect.

Common is having the two characters discuss whether this is true or not, especially if one character responds with "I like you".

Also common is adding other targets to the dislike.

Also common is doing multiple adjustments, such as:
->'''[[AliceAndBob Alice]]''': Look Bob, I don't like you, you don't like me, and nobody likes Charlie, but we all need to work together to beat this supervillain and his mind control device!\\
'''Charlie''': Nobody likes me? *Looks forlorn*\\
'''Bob''': I like you guys.\\
'''Alice''': I like it when you shut up!

And so on.

* ''KnightRider'' (1982) episode "Knight of the Juggernaut"

* One ''CalvinAndHobbes'' strip involves Calvin saying this to his bicycle before pulling out a wrench and a hammer and threatening to tear the bike apart. The bike runs him over in response.

* Proving it ''can'' play things straight when it wants to, an episode of ''FamilyGuy'' has [[HollywoodAtheist atheist]] [[AuthorAvatar mouthpiece]] [[FunnyAnimal Brian]] deliver this word-for-word to Peter's [[TheFundamentalist harder-than-hardline Catholic father]], before suggesting the only way to put a stop to his son's [[ParodyReligion Church of the]] [[HappyDays Fonz]] is by [[EnemyMine working together]].
* In JohnnyBravo while dealing with a ghost.