Hello. I am a contributor to TV Tropes, and my name is... umm...
(looks around)
"Mouse"... "Screen"... "Wall"...
Linus Eitname!
I have been lurking like a creep for about 4 years before finally deciding to get an account. My biggest problem this whole time was choosing the name. I have many things that interest me, one of which is the hypertext writing TV Tropes frequently uses.
Whenever something happens that people can't explain, it's either aliens, a wizard, or me: an alien wizard.
