History Main / GagPenis

* When ''TheBoys'' journey to Russia, they meet the ex leader of the Soviet superhero team The Glorious Five Year Plan, who went by the name of Love Sausage. And just in case you didn't get the reference, the title of the issue in which he takes up his old role as hero? ''Fifteen Inches of Sheer Dynamite''. Big breasts are his KryptoniteFactor.

* In ''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian'' Pontius Pilate has "[[ElmuhFuddSyndwome a fwend in Wome]] called [[FailOSuckyname Biggus Dickus]]!". [[ThisIndexIsNotAnExample The implications of the name are left mere implications]]. This ''[[RenamedTropes used]]'' to be the TropeNamer for BiggerIsBetterInBed.

* HotDiggityDemon / MaxGilardi, known for the ''WebAnimation/PonyDotMov'' series, opened an ask blog mostly focusing on the MOV version of Applejack, revealed to be known as Jappleack in the blog. One asker asked "How long is your penis?" What resulted was [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxhmjlGrQ11r5tr09o1_500.gif this.]]

* In one issue of ''ComicBook/{{Thor}}'', an Asgardian named Volstag the Mighty (an exceedingly... large boned fellow), attacks a doombot who is firing an energy beam, which destroys his clothing... but he wrecks the doombot. Sif and the other two members of the Warriors Three stare at him and comment that they now know where his title of "The Mighty" comes from.[[note]]Volstagg is generally portrayed as HappilyMarried, with several children, and his other nicknames include the Voluminous and the Enormous.

* In one issue of ''ComicBook/{{Thor}}'', an Asgardian named Volstag the Mighty (an exceedingly... large boned fellow), attacks a doombot who is firing an energy beam, which destroys his clothing... but he wrecks the doombot. Sif and the other two members of the Warriors Three stare at him and comment that they now know where his title of "The Mighty" comes from.

* Mini-Me of ''Film/AustinPowers'' fame has one of these. "If you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!" "You're a frickin' ''tripod''!"

* In one issue of "{{Thor}}," an Asgardian named Volstag the Mighty (an exceedingly... large boned fellow), attacks a doombot who is firing an energy beam, which destroys his clothing... but he wrecks the doombot. Sif and the other two members of the Warriors Three stare at him and comment that they now know where his title of "The Mighty" comes from.

* Mini-Me of ''AustinPowers'' fame has one of these. "If you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!" "You're a frickin' ''tripod''!"

Owing to the extreme exaggerations possible in sequential art, this is a staple of both {{Ecchi}} / {{Hentai}} {{Anime}} and SexComedy {{Webcomics}}.

* Kryten in ''Series/RedDwarf'' has a "groinal attachment" that he uses as a vacuum cleaner.

** Even better? The elephant's penis is ''prehensile'', just like his trunk. No, it's (probably) not able to pick up logs and whatnot, but he can wave it around to get it right into his mate's genitalia.

** A similar gag can be found in Brooks' ''HistoryOfTheWorldPart1'' in the fan dance scene. Let's just say that Gregory Hines was not, in fact, a eunuch.
** For whatever reason, a running gag tended to go through many of Madeline Kahn's roles in Brooks that involved Kahn getting involved with impossibly endowed men. Examples include the aforementioned ''History of the World, Part 1'', ''Film/YoungFrankenstein'' mentioned below, and ''Film/BlazingSaddles''.

** For whatever reason, a running gag tended to go through many of Madeline Kahn's roles in Brooks that involved Kahn getting involved with impossibly endowed men. Examples include the aforementioned ''History of the World, Part 1'', ''YoungFrankenstein'' mentioned below, and ''Film/BlazingSaddles''.
** Mel Brooks used yet another version of the GagPenis in ''RobinHood: Men in Tights''; Robin and Marian are behind a screen, and Robin's sword creates a silhouette in just the right spot...

* ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird:'' The Penetrator weapon, which is a four foot long floppy purple dildo. Enough said.

* Lots of references in ''{{Coupling}}'' to Patrick's endowment. Particulary funny was just after Suzan told Sally that Patrick is very well endowed, Patrick happens to walk by and lose his balance for a brief moment.

* One episode of ''JustShootMe'' revolved around Dennis Finch's boss and male coworker discovering that the small, overly delicate Finch had a penis whose size was of such that it caused immediate crushing despair in other males at the sight of it. Made all the more crushing because he apparently had no clue this was anything special.

* On ''{{Hustle}}'', Ash "Three Socks" Morgan acquired his nickname after his first visit to the prison showers.

* On ''{{The X-Files}}'', Mulder and Scully come across a LiteralGenie and learn that her previous "owner" had died because he wished himself one of these.

!!Examples

* Manny Skerritt, the character MishaCollins played on ''NipTuck''. His penis was so large that, while flaccid, he could have 'namaste' written on it in pretty large writing, and needed a reduction because he was addicted to sucking himself off.

* In one "Newscasters" segment of ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', Brad Sherwood and Colin Mochrie are the newscasters. Brad, as per usual, [[StraightMan plays someone normal]]. Colin, on the other hand, plays someone who has just realized that they're nudist. Throughout the skit, Brad keeps on trying to cover Colin's junk, ending with his hand trying to do so with Colin in a ridiculous pose. Colin looks at Brad's hand disdainfully, then uses his arm to "cover" his junk. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Brad can barely stay in character]].

* In ''PeterIsTheWolf'', there is one part of Peter that ''isn't'' undersized, much to the amazement of the women. The series has a 'Clean' version and an 'Adult' version; the latter makes it visibly clear that there is ''no'' exaggeration to the jokes made in the former: Let's just say that his girlfriend would not survive it in human form.
** Which is probably an exaggeration, seeing as it was sex with Peter that got her infected with lycanthropy in the first place.

* In one issue of "Thor," an Asgardian named Volstag the Mighty (an exceedingly... large boned fellow), attacks a doombot who is firing an energy beam, which destroys his clothing... but he wrecks the doombot. Sif and the other two members of the Warriors Three stare at him and comment that they now know where his title of "The Mighty" comes from.

* If in human world is usually PlayedForLaughs, the GagPenis in the original sense of the trope, out of proportion with the owner's body, is encountered in other mammal species [[RightForTheWrongReasons for practical evolutionary reasons]]. The most known example are pachyderms (elephants, rhinos and hippos) and walruses, and for a less intuitive reason than "big animals should have it big": their stocky body shape makes mounting difficult, so the male needs a fishing rod-like penis to be long enough to cover the open air space from his abdomen to the females' genitalia, penetrate, stay inside and deliver. [[SchmuckBait Their Googled images are pretty scary]] when you understand the animal's entire body is a few meters in length, bigger than a small car.

* When ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' did a [[HarryPotter Voldemort]] parody, it recreated the scene where he goes from a shriveled infant to a grown man. Torg's response?

* When Shido Fuyuki, Ban Mido and Ginji Amano take a [[HotSpringsEpisode hot bath]] together in ''GetBackers'', Ginji and Ban see that Shido is EXTREMELY well-hung. So much that they get ''scared''.
-->'''Ban and Ginji:''' LIKE A HOOOOOOOORSE...! D=
** The anime adds a neighing sound effect, for good measure.

[[caption-width-right:200:What a prick.]]