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* ''Literature/LayDownYourArms'': Played for Drama. Martha overhears her preschool-aged son Rudolf tormenting two street dogs. When she calls him out for it, he calls one of the dogs a “naughty Dane” and the other one a “lying Italian”. Shocked about hearing him repeating hateful stereotypes about the two countries Austria fought in the last two wars, she immediately suspects that her own father, a deeply nationalistic and bigoted GeneralRipper and BloodKnight, taught him this.
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** ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2'': Considering Baby Groot has grown up with "a bunch of assholes", it's inevitable he's got quite the potty mouth, even if he can only say "I am Groot". At one point, Rocket translates an "I am Groot" an "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy," but then adds that Groot [[NarrativeProfanityFilter didn't say "frickin'"]].

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** ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2'': Considering Baby Groot has grown up with "a bunch of assholes", it's inevitable he's got quite the potty mouth, even if he can only say "I am Groot". At one point, Rocket translates an "I am Groot" an as "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy," but then adds that Groot [[NarrativeProfanityFilter didn't say "frickin'"]].

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* ''Film/IronMan3'': In the middle of a panic attack, Tony's kid sidekick says "if you're a mechanic, why don't you build something?" Tony ''instantly'' calms down. What's interesting is that we actually ''see'' him testing Tony's PTSD earlier, pushing the limits of acceptable behavior a lot as Tony does.

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''Film/IronMan3'': In the middle of a panic attack, Tony's kid sidekick says "if you're a mechanic, why don't you build something?" Tony ''instantly'' calms down. What's interesting is that we actually ''see'' him testing Tony's PTSD earlier, pushing the limits of acceptable behavior a lot as Tony does.does.
** ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2'': Considering Baby Groot has grown up with "a bunch of assholes", it's inevitable he's got quite the potty mouth, even if he can only say "I am Groot". At one point, Rocket translates an "I am Groot" an "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy," but then adds that Groot [[NarrativeProfanityFilter didn't say "frickin'"]].
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* In ''Fanfic/ASagaOfParallelWorlds'', the AVGN was swearing like a sailor even before he turned 13.
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See also TheTalk. For a more general example of kids talking outside of their expected age range, see LittleProfessorDialog. If the kid is performing a song they know that wasn't written for a kid to sing, then it's AgeInappropriateArt. SubTrope of TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior. Compare and contrast NotInFrontOfTheKid. EmbarrassedByAChild may happen with this trope as well.

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See also TheTalk. For a more general example of kids talking outside of their expected age range, see LittleProfessorDialog. If the kid is performing a song they know that wasn't written for a kid to sing, then it's AgeInappropriateArt. SubTrope of TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior. Compare and contrast NotInFrontOfTheKid. EmbarrassedByAChild may happen with this trope as well.
well. Also compare InnocentAwkwardQuestion.
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* ''Series/FullHouse'' usually portrayed the Tanner girls as [[ChildrenAreInnocent sheltered and innocent]]. In one episode, however, it's averted. The guys are tasked with cleaning the entire house while their mothers (who are threatening to move in to help out) take DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle to the zoo. The grandmothers evidently don't think that the guys will do it, but a few hours later they come in to a spotless house. Stephanie then pulls out this gem:
--> '''Stephanie''': Grandma Irene, does this mean hell is freezing over?
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* In the once shot [[{{Hentai}} h-manga]] ''Deep Relationship'', a milkman, who worked on a dairy farm before [[TrappedInanotherWorld he was isekai-ed]], helps a widowed, middle aged [[CuteMonsterGirl cow-woman]] get in shape so her milk can taste better, since cow-woman milk is sold as it is renowned for it's magical qualities. When he suggests that regular sex can help with the taste, they spend several nights [[TheImmodestOrgasm loudly going at it]], waking her daughter one time. When he gathered enough of her milk to sell, her daughter asks whose milk is to be sold, since he heard her mother say she wanted his "milk." They are stunned into silence and the girl notes that [[LuminescentBlush their faces turned red]].
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* ''Film/EnemyOfTheState'': After the events of the movie, and when Robert and Carla are watching the news with their young son Eric:
-->'''Carla:''' (''watching Congressman Albert admit they need to monitor the people monitoring their enemies'') Well, who's gonna monitor the monitors of the monitors?
-->'''Dean:''' I wouldn't mind doing a little *monitoring* myself.
-->'''Carla:''' (''looks at him'') Yes, and you've got lots and lots of *monitoring* to do.
-->'''Eric:''' Are you guys talking about sex?
-->'''Robert''': (''as he and Carla look on'') Boy!

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-><pipo> and she asks me\\
<pipo> "hey what's 'friendship-with-benefits?'"\\
<pipo> so I give the big brother response\\
<pipo> "it's a physical relationship, without any commitment"\\
<pipo> mind you, she's 11 and I don't want to get into much detail with my sis\\
<pipo> anyway she was quiet for a moment\\
<pipo> and then she goes\\
<pipo> "ok so like f*ckbuddies then?"
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-><pipo> ->just came from the strangest conversation with my little sister. she's reading the comics and she asks me\\
<pipo>
me "hey what's 'friendship-with-benefits?'"\\
<pipo>
'friendship-with-benefits?'" so I give the big brother response\\
<pipo>
response "it's a physical relationship, without any commitment"\\
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commitment". mind you, she's 11 and I don't want to get into much detail with my sis\\
<pipo>
sis. anyway she was quiet for a moment\\
<pipo>
moment, and then she goes\\
<pipo>
goes "ok so like f*ckbuddies f***buddies then?"
-->-- -->--'''pipo''', qdb.us [[http://www.[[https://web.archive.org/web/20120930230307/http://www.qdb.us/64104 #64104]]
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* ''Film/TheGingerweedMan'': From Buddy's mouth after [[TheProtagonist The Gingerweed Man]] states his intent to expand Buddy's vocabulary.
-->'''Buddy:''' Boobies!
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* ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'': Greta Goode [[https://eheroes.thecomicseries.com/comics/261 asks]] her mom why, if she can't arrest people, she has "that [[KinkyRolePlaying policewoman's uniform]] in your closet" at a party, leading her parents to beat a hasty retreat.

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* ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'': In front of several neighbors at a party, Greta Goode [[https://eheroes.thecomicseries.com/comics/261 asks]] her mom why, if she can't arrest people, she has "that [[KinkyRolePlaying policewoman's uniform]] in your closet" at a party, closet", leading her parents to beat a hasty retreat.

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** Kestrel has [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp04032007.shtml just as bad a time]] as the Easter Bunny.

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** Kestrel has [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp04032007.shtml [[https://somethingpositive.net/comic/here-comes-kestrel-cottontail-pt-3 just as bad a time]] as the Easter Bunny.


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* ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'': Greta Goode [[https://eheroes.thecomicseries.com/comics/261 asks]] her mom why, if she can't arrest people, she has "that [[KinkyRolePlaying policewoman's uniform]] in your closet" at a party, leading her parents to beat a hasty retreat.
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* In ''[[Fanfic/TwelveMoonsAndAFortnight The Trouble With Talismans]]'' Xiao-yu has no filter, so often reveals his parents' secrets.
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* In ''Film/JerseyGirl'', several of Gertie's classmates are presenting their reports on how their parents relationship is. Some with hilarious answers.
-->'''Blonde girl:''' My mom and dad are very religious. When they're in their bedroom at night, I hear them yelling "Jesus!".\\
'''Brian:''' My mom says my dad's eyes are brown because he's so full of-- ''(gets CurseCutShort by the teacher yelling at him)''\\
'''Male classmate:''' My dad asked my brother who would he vote for president. My brother told him and my dad said "You're a total Bush man". My dad laughed and then my brother and I laughed real hard.
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Isn't it cute when a kid knows more than [[ChildrenAreInnocent you'd think]]? Isn't it even cuter when they know more than you'd think about something that [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior you'd prefer no kid knew at all]]? Especially if the kid is too young to be in the CompetenceZone. It's a pretty sure-fire way to get a laugh, especially if adults have spent the whole episode trying to keep the kid from finding something out, and the kid knew it all along.

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Isn't it cute when a kid knows more than [[ChildrenAreInnocent [[AdorablyPrecociousChild you'd think]]? Isn't it even cuter when they know more than you'd think about something that [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior you'd prefer no kid knew at all]]? Especially if the kid is too young to be in the CompetenceZone. It's a pretty sure-fire way to get a laugh, especially if adults have spent the whole episode trying to keep the kid from finding something out, and the kid knew it all along.
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** Right after the school festival, Nanako gives us this gem, courtesy of the festival's fortune teller [[spoiler: who is really [[PowersThatBe Margaret]]]].

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** Right after the school festival, Nanako gives us this gem, courtesy of the festival's fortune teller [[spoiler: who (who is really [[PowersThatBe Margaret]]]].[[spoiler:[[PowersThatBe Margaret]]]]).



--->'''Nanako:''' Big bro... are you and [[TeamPet Teddie]]... horny?

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--->'''Nanako:''' Big Teddie, big bro... are you and [[TeamPet Teddie]]...guys... horny?

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* In Scootaloo's first appearance in the ''Blog/AskSeriousRainbow'' blog, Serious had been about to insult her stepmother but [[CurseCutShort cut her curse short]] when Scootaloo came in. Scootaloo, finding out the topic was her stepmother, promptly finished the curse by calling her a 'royal [[CountryMatters cunt]]'. Serious just chuckles and asks if Scootaloo was watching Creator/GeorgeCarlin again.

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* In Scootaloo's first appearance in the ''Blog/AskSeriousRainbow'' blog, Serious had been about to insult her stepmother but [[CurseCutShort cut her curse short]] when Scootaloo came in. Scootaloo, finding out the topic was her stepmother, promptly finished the curse by calling her a 'royal "royal [[CountryMatters cunt]]'. cunt]]." Serious just chuckles and asks if Scootaloo was watching Creator/GeorgeCarlin again.



* ''Fanfic/TheJudgementOfTheWorld5Ds'':
** The children at Martha's orphanage seem fully aware that Yusei and Aki have feelings for each other, with a young girl greeting the latter as "that girl big brother Yusei likes" and many of them giggling when Aki blushes after being teased by ShipperOnDeck Martha. Then, when Aki insists that Yusei show her where he had surgery following his duel with Kiryu, one of the orphans announces that Yusei is stripping for his girlfriend.
** Rua asks why Yusei would want to get tied up after hearing Black Rose Dragon suggest it to Aki.
** A variant regarding Red Dragon Archfiend, who isn't familiar with the human world. He asks Aki what a condom is, mentioning that he heard Jack and Carly discussing them and pills. Aki is understandably embarrassed by this.



* ''Fanfic/WhatItMeansToBeAHero'': Pre-teen girl Eri has been horrifically experimented on by Yakuza, which has had all sorts of terrifying effects on her young mind. As well as one funny one.

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* ''Fanfic/WhatItMeansToBeAHero'': Pre-teen girl Eri has been horrifically experimented on by the Yakuza, which has had all sorts of terrifying effects on her young mind. As well as one funny one.
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* In ''VisualNovel/CafeEnchante'', while shopping with Canus and Ignis, Kotone is asked by some local kids if she is dating Canus. When they tried to explain it wouldn't be a date because there were three of them together, one kid instead asks if they were in a polyamory relationship.
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* ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'': In the story, and also a LiteraryAllusionTitle to ''Series/KidsSayTheDarndestThings'': [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/grant-request-post-mortem-neural-preservation "GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM"]]:

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* ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'': ''Website/SCPFoundation'': In the story, and also a LiteraryAllusionTitle to ''Series/KidsSayTheDarndestThings'': [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/grant-request-post-mortem-neural-preservation "GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM"]]:
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This trope often isn't exploited in full in live action media, because if a child actor actually says the ''darndest'' things, the MoralGuardians will complain. Instead, they say mildly darned things. Other media will exploit this more fully.

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This Needlessly to say, this is occasionally TruthInTelevision. Still, the trope often isn't exploited in full in live action media, because if a child actor actually says the ''darndest'' things, the MoralGuardians will complain. Instead, they say mildly darned things. Other media will exploit this more fully.
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See also TheTalk. For a more general example of kids talking outside of their expected age range, see LittleProfessorDialog. If the kid is performing a song they know that wasn't written for a kid to sing, then it's AgeInappropriateArt. SubTrope of TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior. Compare and contrast NotInFrontOfTheKid.

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See also TheTalk. For a more general example of kids talking outside of their expected age range, see LittleProfessorDialog. If the kid is performing a song they know that wasn't written for a kid to sing, then it's AgeInappropriateArt. SubTrope of TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior. Compare and contrast NotInFrontOfTheKid.
NotInFrontOfTheKid. EmbarrassedByAChild may happen with this trope as well.
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* ''Film/KindergartenCop'': One of the boys in Kimble's class has a habit of introducing himself to people by saying "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina". He later reveals his father is a gynecologist which might explain it. During the "Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?" game twin girls declare that "Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine".
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* ''Film/DinosaurHotel'': Peter says "Holy crap" when he sees a pterosaur (the same one his mother and the other contestants are being shown) outside from his room window.
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* This from ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' episode "Superfriends" when the girls meet their new neighbor Robin Schneider and tell her that the Professor (whom she meets) made them by accident:

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* This from ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998'' episode "Superfriends" when the girls meet their new neighbor Robin Schneider and tell her that the Professor (whom she meets) made them by accident:
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''WebAnimation/AttackOnMika:'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIXeIKdkS7I Mana and Kana]], Fukuda's daughters, give her something that has a... ''peculiar'' form. The reason was that the girls [[spoiler:overheard her saying she liked it "huge and thick", even saying what they heard when she and their dad were in the same room.]]

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* ''WebAnimation/AttackOnMika:'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIXeIKdkS7I Mana and Kana]], Fukuda's daughters, give her something that has a... ''peculiar'' form. The reason was that the girls [[spoiler:overheard her saying she liked it "huge and thick", even saying what they heard when she and their dad were in the same room.]]
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* In ''Fanfic/{{Daemorphing}}: The Presence of Justice'', when [[spoiler:the free Hork-Bajir]] arrive on the Pool Ship, Sky Hive (a telepathic mass of fungi with the curiosity of a child) asks Eva if their leader is another queen she wishes to mate with. Everyone is either embarrassed or confused.
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''WebAnimation/AttackOnMika:'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIXeIKdkS7I Mana and Kana]], Fukuda's daughters, give her something that has a... ''peculiar'' form. The reason was that the girls [[spoiler:overheard her saying she liked it "huge and thick", even saying what they heard when she and their dad were in the same room.]]
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** For one of the rare PlayedForLaughs examples in the story, many adults like Kushina panic when Sakura says she wants to meet [[DirtyOldMan Jiraiya]] and get his autograph. Granted, that's because she's a fan of his more family-friendly story ''Tales of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi'' and isn't aware of his more erotic works. But that doesn't stop adults like her mother Mebuki, Kushina, or [[spoiler:Orochimaru]] from making sure she doesn't run into Jiraiya.

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* ''Fanfic/YourMoveInstigatorDrawYourWeaponAndHoldYourTongue'':
** Inoichi is forced to start teaching [[ChildSoldier Sakura]] about politics due to her reports being too forthright and BrutallyHonest, such as her dutifully transcribing exactly what Neji's final thoughts about the Hyuuga were as he was dying.
** [[spoiler:Iruka-sensei]] goes increasingly pale as Team 14 casually discusses how they could be punished by getting shipped back to the front lines if they don't [[spoiler:handle his class]] correctly. Like [[spoiler:Clanless Bekko-sensei]] was.
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* A soldier returns from overseas deployment to his wife and young son. He would very much like to make love to his wife, so as soon as they get to their apartment he puts the kid on the balcony and tells him to describe what he sees, then goes to the bedroom and shuts the door.
-->"There's a bird... A red car just pulled in... There's a plane... The Johnsons are fucking..."\\
"They ''what!?!''\\
"Their kid's on the balcony too."

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