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** Psychology is the root cause of all of Earth's problems, and is even part of a Nazi plot. Pretty much every antagonist is either a psychologist, supporting psychology, or trying to use it to further their own evil ambitions.
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** Psychology is the root cause of all of Earth's problems, and is even part of a Nazi plot. Pretty much every antagonist is either a psychologist, supporting psychology, psychology, a product of psychology warping them into their present twisted villainy, or trying to use it to further their own evil ambitions.
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* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: To the point that the books include a Key reminding the reader who everyone is. Seemingly minor characters will appear in one volume, disappear for hundreds of pages, only to reappear for some critical plot point.
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The ''Mission Earth'' "dekalogy" ("a series of ten books") was presented as Creator/LRonHubbard's greatest work, the last story he completed before his death, and is possibly his second-most controversial work.
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The ''Mission Earth'' "dekalogy" ("a series of ten books") was presented as Creator/LRonHubbard's greatest work, the last story he completed before his death, and is possibly his second-most controversial work.
work, with Literature/{{Dianetics}} probably taking the number one spot.
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At some point in the second half of the 1980s, the first book was adapted into an eponymous RockOpera by American rock musician Edgar Winter. Hubbard himself provided a template for the album in the form of various voicemail memos, and some of the album's lyrics are directly quoted from the book. Exactly when the album released is a matter of debate: its official release year is listed as 1986, but press coverage of it didn't start until 1989.
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The ''Mission Earth'' "dekalogy" ("a series of ten books") was presented as Creator/LRonHubbard's greatest work, the last story he completed before his death, and is possibly his second most second-most controversial work.
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* FramingDevice: Nested - the bulk of the story is Soltan Gris' prison confession, which forms the basis of Monte Pennwell's exposé on Earth, which has been censored and edited by a Voltarian publisher.
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* FramingDevice: Nested - the bulk of the story is Soltan Gris' prison confession, which forms the basis of Monte Pennwell's exposé on Earth, which Earth a hundred years later. As such, each book has been censored prefaces from the series' translator and edited by a the official Voltarian publisher.Censor.
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* LiteraryAgentHypothesis: The bulk of ''Mission Earth'''s story is presented as the prison confession of Soltan Gris, while the rest was pieced together by Monte Pennwell a hundred years later as he investigated Mission Earth. As such, each book has prefaces from the series' translator and the official Voltarian Censor.
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* NarrativeProfanityFilter: Despite all the other objectionable content in the books, any curse words stronger than "damn" or "hell" are literally "(bleeped)" out of the text, because the [[LiteraryAgentHypothesis Robotbrain in the Translatophone]] is editing them in accordance with the Machine Purity League. [[ValuesDissonance Racial slurs like "nigger" pass unedited.]]
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* NarrativeProfanityFilter: Despite all the other objectionable content in the books, any curse words stronger than "damn" or "hell" are literally "(bleeped)" out of the text, because the [[LiteraryAgentHypothesis Robotbrain in the Translatophone]] Translatophone is editing them in accordance with the Machine Purity League. [[ValuesDissonance Racial slurs like "nigger" pass unedited.]]
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* FunWithAcronyms: Volar's [[{{CIA}} Coordinated Information Apparatus]]. This was actually deliberate in-universe.
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* FunWithAcronyms: Volar's [[{{CIA}} [[UsefulNotes/{{CIA}} Coordinated Information Apparatus]]. This was actually deliberate in-universe.
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per How To Create A Works Page: "Things not to include: value judgments (don't say how much it sucked/how awesome it was), critical reception (that's just a specific variant of value judgments), recommendations (don't tell us whether or not we should check it out)"
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''Mission Earth'' was a critical failure due to its bloated story, plodding pace, and content that in 1991 prompted the town of Dalton, Georgia to try to ban the book for "repeated passages involving chronic masochism, child abuse, homosexuality, necromancy, bloody murder, and other things that are anti-social, perverted, and anti-everything." The books still made the ''New York Times'' bestseller list, though as with Hubbard's previous novel there were allegations that Scientologists were buying and rebuying them in bulk to boost sales figures. If nothing else, ''Mission Earth'' helps a reader appreciate the positive qualities of ''Literature/BattlefieldEarth'', which is usually considered the superior novel.
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* {{Chronoscope}}: Voltar uses "time-sights" to look ahead for obstacles when traveling at faster than lightspeed. Later, Heller has the bright idea to use one to cheat the stock market.
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* {{Chronoscope}}: Voltar uses "time-sights" to look ahead for obstacles when traveling at faster than lightspeed. Later, Heller has the bright idea to use one to cheat the stock market. These are the ''only'' uses of these incredible devices.
* SeriousBusiness: Voltar has two.
** Counterfeit currency is apparently such a big deal that anyone found to simply be carrying fake bills can be executed. Gris therefore likes to try to kill people by paying them with bogus money.
** Voltar apparently doesn't believe in divorce, and takes marriage so seriously that people can be legally required to wed if their relationship results in pregnancy, with deadly consequences if they refuse. Bigamy would also seem to be a capital offense, and one of the Apparatus' more heinous crimes is that its membership keeps getting married to multiple people under different identities. [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem This has not stopped members of the nobility such as Queen Hora from setting up private island resorts supporting an "army" of hunks to play with, or Voltarian emperors from giving their mistresses their own palatial quarters.]]
** Counterfeit currency is apparently such a big deal that anyone found to simply be carrying fake bills can be executed. Gris therefore likes to try to kill people by paying them with bogus money.
** Voltar apparently doesn't believe in divorce, and takes marriage so seriously that people can be legally required to wed if their relationship results in pregnancy, with deadly consequences if they refuse. Bigamy would also seem to be a capital offense, and one of the Apparatus' more heinous crimes is that its membership keeps getting married to multiple people under different identities. [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem This has not stopped members of the nobility such as Queen Hora from setting up private island resorts supporting an "army" of hunks to play with, or Voltarian emperors from giving their mistresses their own palatial quarters.]]
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* StartOfDarkness: Apparently all this nonsense started when Lombar Hisst saw some survey reports about Earth and got interested in the circus freaks in some photos. This led to learning about Earth's intelligence agencies and
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* StartOfDarkness: Apparently all this nonsense started when Lombar Hisst saw some survey reports about Earth and got interested in the circus freaks in some photos. This led to learning about Earth's intelligence agencies and how some of its rulers started out as commoners, inspiring Hisst to use those intelligence techniques to make his own bid for Voltar's throne.
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The ''Mission Earth'' "dekalogy" ("a series of ten books") was presented as Creator/LRonHubbard's MagnumOpus, greatest work, the last story he completed before his death, and is possibly his second most controversial work.
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* WhereAreTheyNowEnding: Monte Pennwell's "envoi" serves to check on the main characters some hundred years after their adventures on Earth, confirming that Heller and Krak lived happily ever after and the villains all met sticky ends.
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* WhereAreTheyNowEnding: WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue: Monte Pennwell's "envoi" serves to check on the main characters some hundred years after their adventures on Earth, confirming that Heller and Krak lived happily ever after and the villains all met sticky ends.
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* AncientAstronauts: It's implied that Atlantis was founded by exiles from the province of Atalanta on one of the planets in the Confederacy, and the island sank when their power plant blew up, so they relocated to the Caucasus Mountains, which were presumably named after their leader Prince Caucalsia.
* ForgottenPhlebotinum: It's pretty rare for Heller or Krak to use a gadget that the bad guys use too, even if they both have access to it. The best case may be the "blueflash" used to knock out people, which the Apparatus utterly fails to employ during crowd control.
* HumanAliens: People from most worlds in the Voltar Confederacy can pass for natives on Earth without any trouble.
* MadDoctor: Dr. Crobe, the Apparatus' expert on creating surgical freakshows. Later he picks up psychology and multiclasses into PsychoPsychologist.
* MindControlDevice: The Apparatus has "hypno-helmets" used for speed-learning, implanting people with subliminal commands, or programming captives into super-assassins.
* MisappliedPhlebotinum: Those hypno-helmets? Have nothing to do with the Apparatus plot to take over Voltar's government. Instead Lombar Hisst wants to use a drug monopoly to get the Grand Council to do what he wants.
* MisappliedPhlebotinum: Those hypno-helmets? Have nothing to do with the Apparatus plot to take over Voltar's government. Instead Lombar Hisst wants to use a drug monopoly to get the Grand Council to do what he wants.
* OopsIForgotIWasMarried: Gris is so distraught after being strong-armed into marrying Candy and Pinch that he doesn't notice that he gets married to Candy ''and'' Pinch.
* PsychoPsychologist: They're either trying to kill their patients, rape them, or turn them gay.
* ThePunishmentIsTheCrime: For the crime of introducing horribly psychology to Voltar, Lombar Hisst is sentenced to a lifetime of psychological treatment from fellow criminal Dr. Crobe.
* ThePunishmentIsTheCrime: For the crime of introducing horribly psychology to Voltar, Lombar Hisst is sentenced to a lifetime of psychological treatment from fellow criminal Dr. Crobe.
* StartOfDarkness: Apparently all this nonsense started when Lombar Hisst saw some survey reports about Earth and got interested in the circus freaks in some photos. This led to learning about Earth's intelligence agencies and
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* WhereAreTheyNowEnding: Monte Pennwell's "envoi" serves to check on the main characters some hundred years after their adventures on Earth, confirming that Heller and Krak lived happily ever after and the villains all met sticky ends.
* WorstNewsJudgmentEver: Voltar's mass media is controlled by the nobility, and newspaper stories seem to consist of announcements of civic buildings being opened and reports on who brought what at some lord's party.
* WorstNewsJudgmentEver: Voltar's mass media is controlled by the nobility, and newspaper stories seem to consist of announcements of civic buildings being opened and reports on who brought what at some lord's party.
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* AGodAmI: A delusion shared by both Lombar Hisst and Rockecenter.
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** Psychology is the root cause of all of Earth's programs, and is even part of a Nazi plot. Pretty much every antagonist is either a psychologist, supporting psychology, or trying to use it to further their own evil ambitions.
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** Psychology is the root cause of all of Earth's programs, problems, and is even part of a Nazi plot. Pretty much every antagonist is either a psychologist, supporting psychology, or trying to use it to further their own evil ambitions.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Midway through the series Gris is given a medically-enhanced superpenis, which does wonders for his sex life. It can even cure women of lesbianism!
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* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Midway through the series Gris is given a medically-enhanced superpenis, which does wonders for his sex life.
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* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Midway through the series BoomerangBigot: Hisst and Gris is given share a medically-enhanced superpenis, which does wonders contempt for his sex life."riffraff" despite both being as common as muck.
* ConvictedByPublicOpinion: Heller is temporarily stopped when the Rockecenter monopoly uses the media to portray the "Whiz Kid" as a corrupt bigamist.
* TheEngineer: As a Combat Engineer, Jettero Heller's job is to go on dangerous missions behind enemy lines and make critical repairs or use some fantastic technology to solve problems.
* FemaleMisogynist: The Countess Krak is ''violently'' protective of her boyfriend, and has a dismissive opinion towards nearly every other woman in the story.
* FramingDevice: Nested - the bulk of the story is Soltan Gris' prison confession, which forms the basis of Monte Pennwell's exposé on Earth, which has been censored and edited by a Voltarian publisher.
* FemaleMisogynist: The Countess Krak is ''violently'' protective of her boyfriend, and has a dismissive opinion towards nearly every other woman in the story.
* FramingDevice: Nested - the bulk of the story is Soltan Gris' prison confession, which forms the basis of Monte Pennwell's exposé on Earth, which has been censored and edited by a Voltarian publisher.
* GreenAesop: We need to protect the environment, [[SpaceWhaleAesop so aliens will want to conquer our planet instead of just writing it off as a lost cause.]]
* HiddenBackupPrince: A case in which neither the "prince" nor the "royalty" is aware of it - Mr. Bury has secretly stuck his Rockecenter's presumably-killed son in a rural orphanage, so when his boss croaks he'll have junior inherit his vast fortunes with Bury as his executor.
* HiddenBackupPrince: A case in which neither the "prince" nor the "royalty" is aware of it - Mr. Bury has secretly stuck his Rockecenter's presumably-killed son in a rural orphanage, so when his boss croaks he'll have junior inherit his vast fortunes with Bury as his executor.
* ILoveTheDead: "Torpedo" Fiaccola is a hitman whose prison psychologist couldn't properly turn into a pervert, until he suggested trying out necrophilia.
* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: To the point that the books include a Key reminding the reader who everyone is. Seemingly minor characters will appear in one volume, disappear for hundreds of pages, only to reappear for some critical plot point.
* MadBomber: "Bang-Bang" isn't gibberingly insane, but he is a mob bomber, and that's his suggested solution to most problems.
* TheMafia: Almost immediately after arriving on Earth, Heller gets caught up in a mob war and gets in deep with the Corleone outfit. This doesn't have a tremendous impact on the story.
* TheMafia: Almost immediately after arriving on Earth, Heller gets caught up in a mob war and gets in deep with the Corleone outfit. This doesn't have a tremendous impact on the story.
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* MeaningfulName[=/=]PunnyName: Endemic among the aliens - Apparatus characters have names like Muhck or Stabb, while a selection of female Voltarian names includes Krak, Tayl, Cun, Twa, and Hora. Some Earth characters also qualify, such as the slimy Oozopolis, drug-dealing Narcotici, demolitions expert "Bang-Bang" Rimbombo, and bank representative Forrest Closure.
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* MeaningfulName[=/=]PunnyName: Endemic among the aliens - Apparatus characters have names like Muhck or Stabb, while a selection of female Voltarian names includes Krak, Tayl, Cun, Twa, and Hora. Some Earth characters also qualify, such as the slimy Oozopolis, Oozopopolis, drug-dealing Narcotici, demolitions expert "Bang-Bang" Rimbombo, and bank representative Forrest Closure.
* MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds: Heller accidentally wipes out the Soviet Union while trying to hit Earth with a comet at just the right angle to adjust its wandering poles. [[GuiltFreeExterminationWar Everyone who mentions the event says how wonderful it is that the Cold War is over.]]
* TheMillstone: How the Rockecenter cartel utilizes publicist "J. Warbler Madman" - he's so creatively inept in how he tries to help his clients that he ruins them, so all they have to do is hire him to work on their target's behalf.
* NarrativeProfanityFilter: Despite all the other objectionable content in the books, any curse words stronger than "damn" or "hell" are literally "(bleeped)" out of the text, because the [[LiteraryAgentHypothesis Robotbrain in the Translatophone]] is editing them in accordance with the Machine Purity League. [[ValuesDissonance Racial slurs like "nigger" pass unedited.]]
* TheMillstone: How the Rockecenter cartel utilizes publicist "J. Warbler Madman" - he's so creatively inept in how he tries to help his clients that he ruins them, so all they have to do is hire him to work on their target's behalf.
* NarrativeProfanityFilter: Despite all the other objectionable content in the books, any curse words stronger than "damn" or "hell" are literally "(bleeped)" out of the text, because the [[LiteraryAgentHypothesis Robotbrain in the Translatophone]] is editing them in accordance with the Machine Purity League. [[ValuesDissonance Racial slurs like "nigger" pass unedited.]]
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* NextSundayAD: Given the age of one ex-Nazi character, ''Mission Earth'' takes place somewhere around the turn of the millennium, but was published in the mid-1980's.
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* NextSundayAD: Given the age of one ex-Nazi character, ''Mission Earth'' takes place somewhere around the turn of the millennium, but was published in the mid-1980's. The music is weird, pollution is a major problem, and mobile phones are cutting-edge gadgets.
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* RagsToRoyalty: The fact that this is possible on a planet like Earth is part of the reason Hisst is so interested in imitating it.
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* SurveillanceAsThePlotDemands: In order for Gris to monitor (and narrate) Heller and later Krak's activities, he secretly implants them with bugging equipment that sends information from their optic nerves and ears to his remote viewscreen. When the plot requires that Gris miss out on some information, the signal gets drowned out by local energy emissions... or else Gris simply doesn't feel like checking the viewer certain chapters.
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* TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior: Teenie Whopper is a prepubescent, very sexually-active scam artist.
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* UnPerson: The official line from Voltar is that the planet Earth does not exist, because thinking otherwise would mean that they would have to invade it as per the Invasion Timetables, and after the events of ''Mission Earth'' they want nothing to do with it.
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* UnsettlingGenderReveal: Gris' belly-dancer slave "Utanc" turns out to be a Soviet spy named Boris Gaylov.
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''Mission Earth'' was a critical failure due to its bloated story, plodding pace, and objectionable content, and in 1991 the town of Dalton, Georgia tried to ban the book for "repeated passages involving chronic masochism, child abuse, homosexuality, necromancy, bloody murder, and other things that are anti-social, perverted, and anti-everything." The books still made the ''New York Times'' bestseller list, though as with Hubbard's previous novel there were allegations that Scientologists were buying and rebuying them in bulk to boost sales figures. If nothing else, ''Mission Earth'' helps a reader appreciate the positive qualities of ''Literature/BattlefieldEarth'', which is usually considered the superior novel.
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''Mission Earth'' was a critical failure due to its bloated story, plodding pace, and objectionable content, and content that in 1991 prompted the town of Dalton, Georgia tried to try to ban the book for "repeated passages involving chronic masochism, child abuse, homosexuality, necromancy, bloody murder, and other things that are anti-social, perverted, and anti-everything." The books still made the ''New York Times'' bestseller list, though as with Hubbard's previous novel there were allegations that Scientologists were buying and rebuying them in bulk to boost sales figures. If nothing else, ''Mission Earth'' helps a reader appreciate the positive qualities of ''Literature/BattlefieldEarth'', which is usually considered the superior novel.
* AmazonianBeauty: Mob boss Babe Corleone's above-average height is consistently remarked upon.
* BadBoss: Lombar Hisst to everyone else in the Apparatus, Gris to everyone ranked lower than him, Rockecenter to his employees...
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Rockecenter, natch.
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* DrugsAreBad: Drugs are being used by Rockecenter's business interests to pacify the population of Earth, and Lombar Hisst hopes to do the same on Voltar. The refusal to push drugs is also what distinguishes the heroic Corleone mafia family from their rivals.
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* DrugsAreBad: Drugs America is in the grips of a drug epidemic as they are being used by Rockecenter's business interests to pacify the population of Earth, population, and Lombar Hisst hopes to do the same on Voltar. The refusal to push drugs is also what distinguishes the heroic Corleone mafia family from their rivals.rivals.
* TheEmpire: The Voltar Confederacy, more or less. It's ruled by an Emperor and a wealthy and powerful nobility and regularly and aggressively conquers more worlds.
* TheEmpire: The Voltar Confederacy, more or less. It's ruled by an Emperor and a wealthy and powerful nobility and regularly and aggressively conquers more worlds.
* IFightForTheStrongestSide: After several failed attempts on Heller's life, Mr. Bury pledges allegiance to "Rockecenter Jr." once his boss gets killed.
* KlingonsLoveShakespeare: Lombar Hisst and Soltan Gris both admire the deviousness of Earth's intelligence services and the efficient corruption of the Rockecenter monopoly
* KudzuPlot: Suffers terribly from this. The first book alone sets up a good dozen plot details that come into play over the rest of the series, and each subsequent entry adds more. Around the end of book seven the good guys take a chainsaw to the story and cut through all the problems on Earth, only for the remaining threads to come together on Voltar.
* LiteraryAgentHypothesis: The bulk of ''Mission Earth'''s story is presented as the prison confession of Soltan Gris, while the rest was pieced together by Monte Pennwell a hundred years later as he investigated Mission Earth. As such, each book has prefaces from the series' translator and the official Voltarian Censor.
* KudzuPlot: Suffers terribly from this. The first book alone sets up a good dozen plot details that come into play over the rest of the series, and each subsequent entry adds more. Around the end of book seven the good guys take a chainsaw to the story and cut through all the problems on Earth, only for the remaining threads to come together on Voltar.
* LiteraryAgentHypothesis: The bulk of ''Mission Earth'''s story is presented as the prison confession of Soltan Gris, while the rest was pieced together by Monte Pennwell a hundred years later as he investigated Mission Earth. As such, each book has prefaces from the series' translator and the official Voltarian Censor.
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* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Delbert John Rockecenter is a thinly-veiled stand in for John D. Rockefeller.
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* TheManBehindTheMan: Earth's supposed overlord Rockecenter is being played by both Mr. Bury, his chief lawyer, and Dr. Morelay, his personal psychologist.
* MeaningfulName[=/=]PunnyName: Endemic among the aliens - Apparatus characters have names like Muhck or Stabb, while a selection of female Voltarian names includes Krak, Tayl, Cun, Twa, and Hora.This even applies to the names of Some Earth characters like also qualify, such as the slimy Oozopolis, drug-dealing Narcotici, demolitions expert "Bang-Bang" Rimbombo, and bank representative Forrest Closure.
* MegaCorp: Rockecenter's Octopus Oil, which controls drug companies, media networks, and more.
* NeverASelfMadeWoman: Babe Corleone inherited the leadership of her outfit when her husband "Holy Joe" was assassinated. She's actually losing the mob war until Heller shows up, and all her subsequent successes are due to his actions.
* NextSundayAD: Given the age of one ex-Nazi character, ''Mission Earth'' takes place somewhere around the turn of the millennium, but was published in the mid-1980's.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Delbert John Rockecenter is a thinly-veiledstand in stand-in for John D. Rockefeller.
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* MegaCorp: Rockecenter's Octopus Oil, which controls drug companies, media networks, and more.
* NeverASelfMadeWoman: Babe Corleone inherited the leadership of her outfit when her husband "Holy Joe" was assassinated. She's actually losing the mob war until Heller shows up, and all her subsequent successes are due to his actions.
* NextSundayAD: Given the age of one ex-Nazi character, ''Mission Earth'' takes place somewhere around the turn of the millennium, but was published in the mid-1980's.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Delbert John Rockecenter is a thinly-veiled
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* OlderThanTheyLook: Much is made of the fact that Heller is 30 in Voltarian years but looks like an 18-year-old on Earth, which makes it hard for him to get a drink there.
* PlatonicProstitution: In book two Heller shacks up at the Gracious Palms, a high-class brothel in New York City, yet despite the obvious interest of the ladies there remains faithful to the Countess Krak.
* PlatonicProstitution: In book two Heller shacks up at the Gracious Palms, a high-class brothel in New York City, yet despite the obvious interest of the ladies there remains faithful to the Countess Krak.
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* TemporalParadox: The actual Voltarian mission to Earth takes place about when ''Mission Earth'' was published, then a century later Monte Pennwell found out about it and published his expose. At the end of book ten, it's revealed that Monte's work will be published ''on'' Earth, which means that the book we're holding in our hands came from the future?
* TwoLinesNoWaiting: The narrative is split between Gris observing Heller's activities and trying to thwart them, and Gris getting bored of that and getting into trouble during his own misadventures.
* TwoLinesNoWaiting: The narrative is split between Gris observing Heller's activities and trying to thwart them, and Gris getting bored of that and getting into trouble during his own misadventures.
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* UpperClassTwit: Late-series narrator Monte Pennwell is a pampered aristocrat and aspiring writer, not good for much more than producing terrible poetry.
* UriahGambit: The Apparatus gives Heller the cover identity of "Delbert John Rockecenter Jr.," the nonexistent heir to the vast Rockecenter fortune, specifically to paint as big a bulls-eye on him as possible.
* UriahGambit: The Apparatus gives Heller the cover identity of "Delbert John Rockecenter Jr.," the nonexistent heir to the vast Rockecenter fortune, specifically to paint as big a bulls-eye on him as possible.
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The ''Mission Earth'' "dekalogy" ("a series of ten books") was presented as Creator/LRonHubbard's MagnumOpus, the last story he completed before his death, and is possibly his second most controversial work.
Soltan Gris is a member of the Voltar Confederacy, an expansionist alien empire of over a hundred worlds that regularly conquers new planets according to its ancient Invasion Timetables. Specifically, Gris works for the Coordinated Information Apparatus, Voltar's supposed intelligence section that consists of the worst self-serving scum and murderous villains in the entire Confederacy. One day Gris screws up and lets a Fleet survey report slip through unedited, bringing the planet Blito-P3 to the attention of Voltar's government. They learn that this "Earth" is a world under threat by its inhabitants' reckless pollution, which would render it unsuitable for conquest in a hundred years.
Voltar's solution is to send the renowned and decorated Combat Engineer, Jettero Heller, on a covert mission to save Earth by introducing green technologies, a mission that Gris joins as Heller's handler. But the head of the Apparatus, Lombar Hisst, has his own sinister interest in Earth, and wants to maintain the status quo there so he can use Earth's resources - specifically its drug supply - to take over the Confederacy. Will the duplicitous and conniving Gris succeed in undermining Heller's mission to fix Earth and help his boss take over the Confederacy, or will the heroic Fleet commando manage to save both worlds?
Also, did we mention all the murder, torture, and rape? The mobsters, the demolition derby, the necrophiliac hitman, the vast Nazi-psychologist conspiracy, or how public relations nearly destroys a planet? The fact that it takes Gris and Heller six hundred pages just to leave Voltar for Earth, and the plot regularly comes to a halt as Gris loafs around in a Turkish villa or on a luxury yacht?
''Mission Earth'' was a critical failure due to its bloated story, plodding pace, and objectionable content, and in 1991 the town of Dalton, Georgia tried to ban the book for "repeated passages involving chronic masochism, child abuse, homosexuality, necromancy, bloody murder, and other things that are anti-social, perverted, and anti-everything." The books still made the ''New York Times'' bestseller list, though as with Hubbard's previous novel there were allegations that Scientologists were buying and rebuying them in bulk to boost sales figures. If nothing else, ''Mission Earth'' helps a reader appreciate the positive qualities of ''Literature/BattlefieldEarth'', which is usually considered the superior novel.
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! The ''Mission Earth'' series provides examples of:
* AndNowForSomeoneCompletelyDifferent: Soltan Gris is the narrator and viewpoint character up through book eight, when a completely new first-person narrator, Monte Pennwell, briefly takes over before the story focuses on Jettero Heller through a traditional third-person omniscient narrator. In the final volumes, the POV can move multiple times each Part, but ends up with Monte again writing in first-person.
* AuthorTract: You betcha.
** Psychology is the root cause of all of Earth's programs, and is even part of a Nazi plot. Pretty much every antagonist is either a psychologist, supporting psychology, or trying to use it to further their own evil ambitions.
** The mass media and public relations are also controlled by psychologists, and deliberately print falsehoods to assassinate the characters of anyone who opposes them.
** Rock and roll is part of psychology's effort to turn everyone gay.
** Flamboyant fashionistas deliberately create hideous clothing for women so that their boyfriends will go gay.
* {{Blackmail}}: The linchpin of the Apparatus' workings. Employees get each other to do things based on what blackmail material they have on each other, and a lot of the agency's efforts are on acquiring leverage over the rest of Voltar's government.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Midway through the series Gris is given a medically-enhanced superpenis, which does wonders for his sex life.
* {{Chronoscope}}: Voltar uses "time-sights" to look ahead for obstacles when traveling at faster than lightspeed. Later, Heller has the bright idea to use one to cheat the stock market.
* CliffHanger: The individual volumes of ''Mission Earth'' were chosen to conclude along these lines, which leads to some cases of weak end-of-book suspense - will Heller win this gratuitous car race?
* TheCoup: Lombar Hisst is building up for one, and finally goes through with it in the last couple of books.
* {{Doorstopper}}: ''Mission Earth'' was delivered to its editors in one million-word manuscript before being chopped into a "dekalogy."
* DrugsAreBad: Drugs are being used by Rockecenter's business interests to pacify the population of Earth, and Lombar Hisst hopes to do the same on Voltar. The refusal to push drugs is also what distinguishes the heroic Corleone mafia family from their rivals.
* FTLTravel: "Will-be Was" engines project an artificial mass against where Time thinks such a mass shouldn't be, hurling the ship through space as Time rejects this impossibility.
* FunWithAcronyms: Volar's [[{{CIA}} Coordinated Information Apparatus]]. This was actually deliberate in-universe.
* JustOneSecondOutOfSync: Voltar uses a captured black hole to shift its capital city thirteen minutes, which somehow renders it immune to enemy attack while still enabling ground and air traffic to come and go as it pleases.
* LoveAtFirstSight: Jettero Heller and the Countess Krak. Specifically, he says "Hello hello ''hello!''" and she bursts into tears for being unworthy of his attentions.
* MeaningfulName/PunnyName: Apparatus characters have names like Muhck or Stabb, while a selection of female names includes Krak, Tayl, Cun, Twa, and Hora. This even applies to the names of Earth characters like the slimy Oozopolis, drug-dealing Narcotici, demolitions expert "Bang-Bang" Rimbombo, and bank representative Forrest Closure.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Delbert John Rockecenter is a thinly-veiled stand in for John D. Rockefeller.
* NoDeadBodyPoops: Used by one character to argue why the sphincter muscle is the "muscle of life."
* NoHeterosexualSexAllowed: "Psychiatric Birth Control" is being pushed by Rockecenter to bring about human extinction, part of an old Nazi plot to destroy America. This is only relevant in certain parts of the books, and has no impact on the rest of the story.
* PsychoLesbian: Miss Pinch and Miss Candy, a lesbian "husband and wife" who torture Gris with truncheons, antique blackpowder firearms, hot peppers, and cheese graters.
* RapeAndSwitch: Candy and Pinchy try to use this on Gris as part of their adherence to "psychiatric birth control" by including him in some extreme BDSM sessions, only for Gris to turn it around and rape them in a later book. This not only cures them of their lesbianism, but makes them bring all their lesbian friends over for Gris to cure as well.
* RapePortrayedAsRedemption: For a given value of "redeemed," Candy and Pinchy only become accidental obstacles after Gris rapes them.
* StarshipLuxurious: For his mission ship, Jettero Heller picks ''Tug One'', an absurdly high-powered tugboat with an absurdly lavish, gilded, gem-encrusted suite installed by its former owner, a retired admiral. The tug spends most of the series sitting in a hangar.
* UnrealisticBlackHole: They're "suction whirlpools of magnetic force," for starters.
* VillainProtagonist: Soltan Gris is one, without being remotely sympathetic.
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Soltan Gris is a member of the Voltar Confederacy, an expansionist alien empire of over a hundred worlds that regularly conquers new planets according to its ancient Invasion Timetables. Specifically, Gris works for the Coordinated Information Apparatus, Voltar's supposed intelligence section that consists of the worst self-serving scum and murderous villains in the entire Confederacy. One day Gris screws up and lets a Fleet survey report slip through unedited, bringing the planet Blito-P3 to the attention of Voltar's government. They learn that this "Earth" is a world under threat by its inhabitants' reckless pollution, which would render it unsuitable for conquest in a hundred years.
Voltar's solution is to send the renowned and decorated Combat Engineer, Jettero Heller, on a covert mission to save Earth by introducing green technologies, a mission that Gris joins as Heller's handler. But the head of the Apparatus, Lombar Hisst, has his own sinister interest in Earth, and wants to maintain the status quo there so he can use Earth's resources - specifically its drug supply - to take over the Confederacy. Will the duplicitous and conniving Gris succeed in undermining Heller's mission to fix Earth and help his boss take over the Confederacy, or will the heroic Fleet commando manage to save both worlds?
Also, did we mention all the murder, torture, and rape? The mobsters, the demolition derby, the necrophiliac hitman, the vast Nazi-psychologist conspiracy, or how public relations nearly destroys a planet? The fact that it takes Gris and Heller six hundred pages just to leave Voltar for Earth, and the plot regularly comes to a halt as Gris loafs around in a Turkish villa or on a luxury yacht?
''Mission Earth'' was a critical failure due to its bloated story, plodding pace, and objectionable content, and in 1991 the town of Dalton, Georgia tried to ban the book for "repeated passages involving chronic masochism, child abuse, homosexuality, necromancy, bloody murder, and other things that are anti-social, perverted, and anti-everything." The books still made the ''New York Times'' bestseller list, though as with Hubbard's previous novel there were allegations that Scientologists were buying and rebuying them in bulk to boost sales figures. If nothing else, ''Mission Earth'' helps a reader appreciate the positive qualities of ''Literature/BattlefieldEarth'', which is usually considered the superior novel.
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! The ''Mission Earth'' series provides examples of:
* AndNowForSomeoneCompletelyDifferent: Soltan Gris is the narrator and viewpoint character up through book eight, when a completely new first-person narrator, Monte Pennwell, briefly takes over before the story focuses on Jettero Heller through a traditional third-person omniscient narrator. In the final volumes, the POV can move multiple times each Part, but ends up with Monte again writing in first-person.
* AuthorTract: You betcha.
** Psychology is the root cause of all of Earth's programs, and is even part of a Nazi plot. Pretty much every antagonist is either a psychologist, supporting psychology, or trying to use it to further their own evil ambitions.
** The mass media and public relations are also controlled by psychologists, and deliberately print falsehoods to assassinate the characters of anyone who opposes them.
** Rock and roll is part of psychology's effort to turn everyone gay.
** Flamboyant fashionistas deliberately create hideous clothing for women so that their boyfriends will go gay.
* {{Blackmail}}: The linchpin of the Apparatus' workings. Employees get each other to do things based on what blackmail material they have on each other, and a lot of the agency's efforts are on acquiring leverage over the rest of Voltar's government.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Midway through the series Gris is given a medically-enhanced superpenis, which does wonders for his sex life.
* {{Chronoscope}}: Voltar uses "time-sights" to look ahead for obstacles when traveling at faster than lightspeed. Later, Heller has the bright idea to use one to cheat the stock market.
* CliffHanger: The individual volumes of ''Mission Earth'' were chosen to conclude along these lines, which leads to some cases of weak end-of-book suspense - will Heller win this gratuitous car race?
* TheCoup: Lombar Hisst is building up for one, and finally goes through with it in the last couple of books.
* {{Doorstopper}}: ''Mission Earth'' was delivered to its editors in one million-word manuscript before being chopped into a "dekalogy."
* DrugsAreBad: Drugs are being used by Rockecenter's business interests to pacify the population of Earth, and Lombar Hisst hopes to do the same on Voltar. The refusal to push drugs is also what distinguishes the heroic Corleone mafia family from their rivals.
* FTLTravel: "Will-be Was" engines project an artificial mass against where Time thinks such a mass shouldn't be, hurling the ship through space as Time rejects this impossibility.
* FunWithAcronyms: Volar's [[{{CIA}} Coordinated Information Apparatus]]. This was actually deliberate in-universe.
* JustOneSecondOutOfSync: Voltar uses a captured black hole to shift its capital city thirteen minutes, which somehow renders it immune to enemy attack while still enabling ground and air traffic to come and go as it pleases.
* LoveAtFirstSight: Jettero Heller and the Countess Krak. Specifically, he says "Hello hello ''hello!''" and she bursts into tears for being unworthy of his attentions.
* MeaningfulName/PunnyName: Apparatus characters have names like Muhck or Stabb, while a selection of female names includes Krak, Tayl, Cun, Twa, and Hora. This even applies to the names of Earth characters like the slimy Oozopolis, drug-dealing Narcotici, demolitions expert "Bang-Bang" Rimbombo, and bank representative Forrest Closure.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Delbert John Rockecenter is a thinly-veiled stand in for John D. Rockefeller.
* NoDeadBodyPoops: Used by one character to argue why the sphincter muscle is the "muscle of life."
* NoHeterosexualSexAllowed: "Psychiatric Birth Control" is being pushed by Rockecenter to bring about human extinction, part of an old Nazi plot to destroy America. This is only relevant in certain parts of the books, and has no impact on the rest of the story.
* PsychoLesbian: Miss Pinch and Miss Candy, a lesbian "husband and wife" who torture Gris with truncheons, antique blackpowder firearms, hot peppers, and cheese graters.
* RapeAndSwitch: Candy and Pinchy try to use this on Gris as part of their adherence to "psychiatric birth control" by including him in some extreme BDSM sessions, only for Gris to turn it around and rape them in a later book. This not only cures them of their lesbianism, but makes them bring all their lesbian friends over for Gris to cure as well.
* RapePortrayedAsRedemption: For a given value of "redeemed," Candy and Pinchy only become accidental obstacles after Gris rapes them.
* StarshipLuxurious: For his mission ship, Jettero Heller picks ''Tug One'', an absurdly high-powered tugboat with an absurdly lavish, gilded, gem-encrusted suite installed by its former owner, a retired admiral. The tug spends most of the series sitting in a hangar.
* UnrealisticBlackHole: They're "suction whirlpools of magnetic force," for starters.
* VillainProtagonist: Soltan Gris is one, without being remotely sympathetic.
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