History LetsPlay / TheRussianBadger

* ShownTheirWork: Badger and his crew are very knowledgeable when it comes to guns and military terms and will flaunt that knowledge frequently when they notice inaccuracies in games, or just for the sake of a joke.

-->'''Badger:''' This has to be the first time ever that devs taking something out of the game made it perfect. "What if we made ''Fortnite'' without the Fortni--\\

* BeyondTheImpossible: In ''Hamster Chief Lobsters the Fortbite'', Badger makes a joke headline about ''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}'' having one trillion active players just from adding Zero Build mode. Earth has a recorded population of 8+ billion.

--> '''Bing:''' [[red:On Juneteenth, popular [=YouTuber=] Russian Badger claims "I will ACQUIRE Black Spider-Man".]]

-->'''AI!Badger''': I'm smoking on Bhutanese garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this shit with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me, "Where's Ronald?" GAMER. This shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. This shit is what shot [[Music/TupacShakur Tupac]]. RIP my gamer for real, dawg. Peace. ''(everyone else is laughing)''\\

'''Geuce:''' [[green:THAT'S YOU!]]

-->'''Skullker:''' Hey Bing, fall over break your neck, it'll be funny. (Bing snaps his own neck and falls limp, making Badger's party laugh)\\

'''Skullker:''' Well I mean it'd be pretty based, let's be honest.

'''Skullker:''' [[purple:71%...''(everyone else starts laughing)'']]\\

-->'''Badger:''' For all you visual learners out there, imagine you have a ton. Now imagine you have seventy-nine more tons.

* {{Heel}}: In "LORE ACCURATE VERGIL STOMPS [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 MARVEL]] FOR $50 AND SOME DRIP", as the FinalBoss of a $50,000 [=MvC=] tournament, he remarks on how everyone in the Discord call began not only rooting for his demise but also treating him like the villain. After Mickey stomps his shit in in the first round he describes how uncomfortable it feels, but after ''he'' manages to take the second round, [[ThenletMeBeEvil he lets himself fall into the persona]].

--> '''Luthero:''' [[red:On Juneteenth, popular [=YouTuber=] Russian Badger claims "I will ACQUIRE Black Spider-Man".]]

[Badger careens into a ceiling and explodes]\\
'''Grouse:''' [[LaserGuidedKarma THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.]]

-->"[[red:I wanna bring [[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Prince Charles]] back to life just so I can kill him again.]]"[[note]][[InUniverseFactoidFailure Charles was still alive when Clu said this]].[[/note]]

* MistakenForRacist: In "LORE ACCURATE VERGIL STOMPS MARVEL FOR $50 AND SOME DRIP", Badger asks the innocent question of how he changes his character to "black ComicBook/Spider-Man", as in symbiote Spider-Man. The rest of his crew, already dead set on turning everything he says into a bit, play dumb and pretend he's talking about Miles Morales, a famously African-American Spider-Man. It quickly gets out of hand from there.

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* HyperspaceArsenal: In "Banished to the Shadow Realm", Badger's Twitch chat has him bind his Thrust key to his Flares, making him launch flares whenever he speeds his jet up. At first he questions why he listens to their suggestion, but doing so makes him unable to be targeted by missiles. He's more concerned that he has infinite flares.

'''Digi:''' Shut up! You just happen to be where my bullets are!\\

-->'''Badger:''' Take it from someone who wet the bed until he was like, fourteen: I have a real tier list for diapers. Good Nites ''cannot'' be topped. They are S-tier. S. Tier. Dawg, you can down three two-liters of Mountain Dew and you and go to sleep, your ass ain't wettin' the bed. That--that's basically like wearing a mattress around your pelvis, dawg.\\

* SeriousBusiness: Played for laughs. Near the end of ''Goblin Mode Brain Rot'', Geuce and Bing get into a brief argument over pickles to the point where they're screaming at eachother to continue the bit.

* SanitySlippage: PlayedForLaughs with ''Goblin Mode Brain Rot'', which details how Badger and his friends slowly succumb to "brain rot" and lose their minds as they play ''Modern Warfare II'', until they enter "Goblin Mode" and become absolute degenerates. Special mentions goes to Digi, who starts LaughingMad every time he gets the helicopter and goes MoreDakka on everyone.

-->'''Badger:''' This has to be the first time ever that devs taking something out of the game made it perfect. "What if we made ''Fortnite'' without the Fort--\\

* BoomerangBigot: Played for laughs in ''Hamster Chief Lobsters the Fortbite'' when Heavenly roleplays [[Manga/DragonballZ Vegeta]] as a racist anime character despite being one himself, shown by carrying a sign that says "NO ANIME."

'''Heavenly:''' We will never hear the rest of it\\

'''Badger''': ''(indignant)'' Yo, I don't know the Tom and Jerry lore! Fuck you! ''(the others laugh and talk over one another)'' Who's the guy that [[WesternAnimation/MouseTrouble sticks the Mossberg .500 into the wall and it bends and come back towards his head?]]\\

--->'''Geuce:''' [[green:HEAVENLY WAS LITERALLY EATING A FUCKING PIZZA, BRO,LIKE COME ON!]] ''*Everyone else cracks up*'' [[green:DO YOU…]] ({{Beat}}) [[green:I'VE GOT A TEAMMATE EATING A FUCKING DOMINO'S PIZZA… WHILE I'M JUST OUT HERE TRYNA MAKE RENT!]]\\

** In ''Goblin Mode Brain Rot'', Geuce so is utterly fed up with the UsefulNotes/TacoBell bong sound that he blows up at Pasta when he hears it.

** In ''Built Different. Built Stupid.'', before he describes how the Special Infected in ''VideoGame/Left4Dead'' can pin players, he begs Creator/GamesWorkshop not to sue him for the following line before…

* FailedASpotCheck: Heavenly fails once in the worst way. During "SCREAM AND LIE IN OUTER SPACE", Heavenly and Radar are both the Imposters, and right off the bat Heavenly goes to murder Badger. It's practically a miracle Radar managed to win the following 1v7.

** Digi ends up suffering from a '''''BIG''''' one in ''Hamster Chief Lobsters the Fortbite'' after choking at the end of a match (In particular when his target ran behind a tree), and both his friends and Badger's chat will not live him down.