History LetsPlay / TheRussianBadger

'''Bing:''' '''''AAAAA[---AAAA---]AAAAA[---AA---]AAA'''''--[Audio cuts out fully]

-->'''Clu''': [[red:Every time you pick up a Care Package, I'm must picturing you enthusiastically walking through a grocery store like, "Wet wipes, 2 for $5?"]]\\

'''Grouse''': [[yellow:You may ask yourself, "What is 'dat shit'?" Just take your right index finger and point it at literally anything. "Dat shit. DAT SHIT."]]

-->'''Badger:''' Your voice literally has to ''wait in line'' to be heard.

-->'''Badger''': Every weapon you point at the TOG results in five weapons being pointed back at you.

-->'''Badger:''' Yo, come with me [[Creator/ChadwickBoseman Black Panther]], we're going to get some chemo thera--[[VerbalBackpedaling oh that--that's too soon, sorry]]...\\

-->'''A.I!Badger:''' This dude killed me in [[VideoGame/RainbowSixSiege Siege]], so [[DisproportionateRetribution I tanked his credit score and stole his catalytic converter]]. I'm wanted in 7 countries for reversing the flow of time with [[GargleBlaster ego-killing chrono-zaza]]. I'm fighting the shadow people in the fucking 7-11 parking lot. I'm the one they wrote the PATRIOT act about. I'm under federal investigation for crimes of Schedule 1 Swag. Don't fuck with me, man, I own seven shell companies that sell gas station dick pills.

'''Geuce:''' [[green:I FUCKEN- '''I'M SCREAMING ABOUT IT MOTHERFUCKER! STOP!''']]\\

'''Bing:''' '''''AA--...AAA--...''''' [Audio cuts out]

-->'''Badger:''' Okay. So they didn't find… two .357s, a .44 magnum, two 10mm pistols, THREE 9mm pistols, a combat knife, 8 sticks of dynamite, a frag grenade, three more sticks of dynamite, a mysterious magnum, a silenced .22, spiked knuckles, a switchblade, and a TIRE IRON. Sneak is broken. I'm gonna repair all this by the way. Don't have an aneurysm.

''(Cut to Duke standing on a countertop, chugging from his flask with one hand while spraying automatic gunfire in the other, all while vigorously tea-bagging; behind him is a burning pallet of money, as well as Dallas slumped against the wall, crying out in pain)''

-->'''Geuce:''' ''(with gradually increasing anger)'' [[green: Stop calling the 3D avatar mommy. Stop calling the 3D avatar mommy. STOP CALLING THE 3D AVATAR MOMMY.]]

* BoomerangBigot: Played for laughs in ''Hamster Chief Lobsters the Fortbite'' when Heavenly roleplays [[Manga/DragonballZ Vegeta]] as a racist towards anime characters despite being one himself, shown by carrying a sign that says "NO ANIME."
* {{Bowdlerise}}:

** ''Mustard Beef Turns Rainbow Six to Ash'' had to have the "[[Film/{{Oppenheimer}} Call my girl Sloppenheimer the way I get this bomb head]]" joke from Heavenlyy removed after it got the video age-restricted. However, the offending clip has been put back into the video now.

-->'''Geuce:''' '''[[green: HE'S PLAYING]] [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry VERGIL]] [[green: DUDE-]]'''

-->'''Geuce:''' [[green: Stop calling the 3D avatar mommy. Stop calling the 3D avatar mommy. Stop calling the 3D avatar mommy.]]

-->'''Badger:''' "I'm on witches and tarot Website/TikTok and I swear to god I always get hit with them creepy ''WebVideo/MandelaCatalogue'' clips." I don't hav- like… chat… you guys… The comments in this stream are now just like alphabet soup. It's like you saying [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext lobster dolphin mac 'n cheese master chief light goblin super mode happy meal Guatemala]]. Like, what are you saying to me?\\

-->'''AI!Badger:''' Opps thought I was lacking, so I cut a hole in a watermelon and stuck my di-

** "Mustard Beef" had to have the "[[Film/{{Oppenheimer}} Call my girl Sloppenheimer the way I get this bomb head]]" joke from Heavenlyy removed after it too got the video age-restricted.

* {{Bowdlerise}}: The original version of ''Tomahawking Spiders For Trespassing'' ended up age-restricted on [=YouTube=], prompting Badger to release a second version with small differences. The reason for the restriction pertained to the "Wing Diver" character, as Badger represented them using the character model for Kasumi from ''VideoGame/DeadOrAlive'', specifically one wearing SensualSpandex, and joking that the Wing Diver's [[PainMistakenForSex cries of pain sound more like they're about to orgasm]], Badger hearing it prompting him to say he ''muted'' all his hentai tabs. The new version released has the latter scene cut to a short clip of Wing Diver stuck in a web with ''VideoGame/GarrysMod'' ragdoll sound effects going off, and has Kasumi's character model changed to have her wearing a SailorFuku.

* DancePartyEnding: {{Inverted|Trope}}. The title screen for "HAMSTER CHIEF LOBSTERS THE FORTBITE" features a dance party involving Badger, Heavenly, and Bing, only for it to get The Joker blowing them up, Arkham Knight Batman punching Badger through a wall, and [[NoKillLikeOverkill then Thanos using the Infinity Gauntlet for a haymaker on Badger.]]

-->'''Badger:''' Much like how q-tips aren't designed for your ears, Air Raiders aren't designed for damage, but in both cases: ''(Cue an Air Raider causing a massive explosion in the city via carpet bomb)'' I don't care. If you want me to play a support class as a support class, then don't give me a Tomahawk cruise missile as a weapon.

-->'''Badger:''' It is the perfect balance of dumbass lizard brain shit...\\

* ExpectingSomeoneTaller: Or rather, shorter. Badger's facecam being angled down towards him obfuscates the fact that he is ''over six feet tall'', and he's gone on record saying people got metaphorical whiplash meeting him in person at public events.