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* A businessman arriving in Boston for a convention found that his first evening was free, and he decided to go find a good seafood restaurant that served scrod, a Massachusetts specialty. Getting into a taxi, he asked the cab driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod?" "Sure," said the cabdriver. "I know a few places... but I can tell you it's not often I hear someone ask that question in the third-person pluperfect indicative!"[[note]]There's actually a lot of debate among grammar nerds over what is the actual proper name for using "screwed" in this tense, but if you're telling jokes, most GeniusBonus people will get it's a play on obscure grammar.[[/note]]
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* A businessman arriving in Boston for a convention found that his first evening was free, and he decided to go find a good seafood restaurant that served scrod, a Massachusetts specialty. specialty[[note]] it's a kind of ocean fish that can actually be found all over the Eastern seaboard and indeed in Europe, but "scrod" is simply the local name for it. The word rhymes with "squad", not "crud" or "strode". If you're from the West Coast or Asia though, it's a must-try dish. [[/note]] Getting into a taxi, he asked the cab driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod?" "Sure," said the cabdriver. "I know a few places... but I can tell you it's not often I hear someone ask that question in the third-person pluperfect indicative!"[[note]]There's actually a lot of debate among grammar nerds over what is the actual proper name for using "screwed" in this tense, sentence (The last time any English-speaker ''conjugated'' a verb in the pluperfect was probably when Massachusetts was still a Colony: so this is obscure even by grammar nerd standards), but if you're telling jokes, most GeniusBonus people will get it's a play on obscure grammar.[[/note]]grammar. [[/note]]
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*Russian political humor practically runs on this, because you have to know the popular caricatures of every Russian leader since like 1900 in order for the punchlines to make any sense. If you don't know, they are just weird and sometimes don't even sound like jokes. If you do know, they're so hilarious it's practically impossible to be mad even if the joke is skewering a politician you agree with. Unfortunately, the humor can tend to be lost in translation since much of it operates via puns that may only work in Russian: so English-language publications talking about the jokes usually have to ExplainTheJoke.
**Although not actually Russian-made, the popular youtube video ''Video/CompleteHistoryOfTheSovietUnionSetToTheMusicOfTetris[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8]]'' is a good example of how Russian political humor works (but in a way that an average non-Russian can understand).
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-->Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex (OhCrap)[[note]]The joke being that the periods after each "sex" are ''menstrual'' periods, resulting in the lack of one at the end implying a SurprisePregnancy.[[/note]]
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-->Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex (OhCrap!)[[note]]The (OhCrap)[[note]]The joke being that the periods after each "sex" are ''menstrual'' periods, resulting in a SurprisePregnancy.[[/note]]
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* A new preacher comes to a small town on a Friday, and decides it would be a good idea to visit each member of his congregation at home to get to know them before Sunday's service. All goes well until he comes to one house. The preacher knocks, and rings the door bell, but even though the lights are on and activity can be seen inside, no one answers the door. Exasperated, but deciding it's best not to bother them, the preacher takes a card out of his pocket and writes "Revelation 3:20"[[note]]''Behold, I stand at the door and knock; if anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and will dine with him, and he with Me.''[[/note]] on it, before slipping it under the door and leaving. Come Sunday, after finishing his sermon at the local church, the preacher finds the card in his collection basket, and sees that the resident of the house has written "Genesis 3:10"[[note]]''I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because [[NakedPeopleAreFunny I was naked]]''[[/note]].
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* A new preacher comes to a small town on a Friday, and decides it would be a good idea to visit each member of his congregation at home to get to know them before Sunday's service. All goes well until he comes to one house. The preacher knocks, and rings the door bell, but even though the lights are on and activity can be seen inside, no one answers the door. Exasperated, but deciding it's best not to bother them, the preacher takes a card out of his pocket and writes "Revelation 3:20"[[note]]''Behold, I stand at the door and knock; if anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and will dine with him, and he with Me.''[[/note]] on it, before slipping it under the door and leaving. Come Sunday, after finishing his sermon at the local church, the preacher finds the card in his collection basket, and sees that the resident of the house has written "Genesis 3:10"[[note]]''I 3:10".[[note]]''I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because [[NakedPeopleAreFunny I was naked]]''[[/note]].
naked]].''[[/note]]
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-->'''Q:''' When does a pentagon[[note]]the five-sided figure[[/note]] only have ''four'' sides?
-->'''A:''' When it's bisected[[note]]split into two equal parts[[/note]] by a plane[[note]]the flat, two-dimensional surface[[/note]].
* When [[Literature/TheBible the Ark came to rest on Mount Ararat]], Noah told all the animals to go forth and multiply. The animals all went on their way except the snakes, who slithered up to Noah and said "But Noah, we can't multiply, we're adders."[[note]][[{{Pun}} "Adder" is both a term for snakes and people who add things up in math]][[/note]]. Noah picked up the snakes and took them into the ark, placing them on the rough-hewn furniture, telling them "Even adders can multiply on a log table"[[note]][[{{Pun}} A table made of logs and a logarithmic table.]][[/note]]
-->'''A:''' When it's bisected[[note]]split into two equal parts[[/note]] by a plane[[note]]the flat, two-dimensional surface[[/note]].
* When [[Literature/TheBible the Ark came to rest on Mount Ararat]], Noah told all the animals to go forth and multiply. The animals all went on their way except the snakes, who slithered up to Noah and said "But Noah, we can't multiply, we're adders."[[note]][[{{Pun}} "Adder" is both a term for snakes and people who add things up in math]][[/note]]. Noah picked up the snakes and took them into the ark, placing them on the rough-hewn furniture, telling them "Even adders can multiply on a log table"[[note]][[{{Pun}} A table made of logs and a logarithmic table.]][[/note]]
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-->'''Q:''' When does a pentagon[[note]]the pentagon[[note]]The five-sided figure[[/note]] figure.[[/note]] only have ''four'' sides?
-->'''A:''' When it'sbisected[[note]]split bisected[[note]]Split into two equal parts[[/note]] parts.[[/note]] by a plane[[note]]the plane.[[note]]The flat, two-dimensional surface[[/note]].
surface.[[/note]]
* When [[Literature/TheBible the Ark came to rest on Mount Ararat]], Noah told all the animals to go forth and multiply. The animals all went on their way except the snakes, who slithered up to Noah and said "But Noah, we can't multiply, we're adders."[[note]][[{{Pun}} "Adder" is both a term for snakes and people who add things up inmath]][[/note]]. math]].[[/note]] Noah picked up the snakes and took them into the ark, placing them on the rough-hewn furniture, telling them "Even adders can multiply on a log table"[[note]][[{{Pun}} table!"[[note]][[{{Pun}} A table made of logs and a logarithmic table.]][[/note]]table]].[[/note]]
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* When [[Literature/TheBible the Ark came to rest on Mount Ararat]], Noah told all the animals to go forth and multiply. The animals all went on their way except the snakes, who slithered up to Noah and said "But Noah, we can't multiply, we're adders."[[note]][[{{Pun}} "Adder" is both a term for snakes and people who add things up in
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* A Denver pizza restaurant near a university had this sign: R𝜋R[[superscript:2]] [[note]]"Our pie are square."[[/note]]
* An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a pint of beer. The second asks for a half pint. The third for a quarter pint. The fourth for an eighth pint. The fifth for a sixteenth pint. This goes on for a bit until the bartender slams his fist down on the bar and says "You mathematicians need to know your limits!"[[note]]A limit is a value that becomes so infinitely small it can be discarded or ignored AND "Knowing your limit" is knowing how much you can drink and still function.[[/note]]
* An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a pint of beer. The second asks for a half pint. The third for a quarter pint. The fourth for an eighth pint. The fifth for a sixteenth pint. This goes on for a bit until the bartender slams his fist down on the bar and says "You mathematicians need to know your limits!"[[note]]A limit is a value that becomes so infinitely small it can be discarded or ignored AND "Knowing your limit" is knowing how much you can drink and still function.[[/note]]
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* A Denver pizza restaurant near a university had this sign: R𝜋R[[superscript:2]] [[note]]"Our R𝜋R[[superscript:2]][[note]]"Our pie are square."[[/note]]
* An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a pint of beer. The second asks for a half pint. The third for a quarter pint. The fourth for an eighth pint. The fifth for a sixteenth pint. This goes on for a bit until the bartender slams his fist down on the bar and says "You mathematicians need to know your limits!"[[note]]A limit is a value that becomes so infinitely small it can be discarded orignored AND "Knowing ignored, and "knowing your limit" is knowing how much you can drink and still function.[[/note]]
* An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a pint of beer. The second asks for a half pint. The third for a quarter pint. The fourth for an eighth pint. The fifth for a sixteenth pint. This goes on for a bit until the bartender slams his fist down on the bar and says "You mathematicians need to know your limits!"[[note]]A limit is a value that becomes so infinitely small it can be discarded or
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* Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have a glass of H[[subscript:2]]O". The second gives the first a weird look and says "I'll have a glass of water too." The first chemist, angry that [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide#Safety his murderous plot failed]], drinks on in silence. [[note]] If you didn't understand, he [[note]]He wanted the other guy to say, "I'ill "I'll have a glass of H[[subscript:2]]O too," too." in which case, he'd get a glass of H[[subscript:2]]O[[subscript:2]], or Hydrogen peroxide.[[/note]]
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* A businessman arriving in Boston for a convention found that his first evening was free, and he decided to go find a good seafood restaurant that served scrod, a Massachusetts specialty. Getting into a taxi, he asked the cab driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod?" "Sure," said the cabdriver. "I know a few places... but I can tell you it's not often I hear someone ask that question in the third-person pluperfect indicative!"[[note]]There's actually a lot of debate among grammar nerds over what is the actual proper name for using "screwed" in this tense, but if you're telling jokes, most GeniusBonus people will get it's a play on obscure grammar[[/note]]
* A Roman (in other versions: a Classical philologist) walks into a bar and orders a 'Martinus'. The bartender asks, "surely you mean a Martini?" The man replies, "I would have told you if I wanted two!"
* A businessman arriving in Boston for a convention found that his first evening was free, and he decided to go find a good seafood restaurant that served scrod, a Massachusetts specialty. Getting into a taxi, he asked the cab driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod?" "Sure," said the cabdriver. "I know a few places... but I can tell you it's not often I hear someone ask that question in the third-person pluperfect indicative!"[[note]]There's actually a lot of debate among grammar nerds over what is the actual proper name for using "screwed" in this tense, but if you're telling jokes, most GeniusBonus people will get it's a play on obscure grammar[[/note]]
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* A businessman arriving in Boston for a convention found that his first evening was free, and he decided to go find a good seafood restaurant that served scrod, a Massachusetts specialty. Getting into a taxi, he asked the cab driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod?" "Sure," said the cabdriver. "I know a few places... but I can tell you it's not often I hear someone ask that question in the third-person pluperfect indicative!"[[note]]There's actually a lot of debate among grammar nerds over what is the actual proper name for using "screwed" in this tense, but if you're telling jokes, most GeniusBonus people will get it's a play on obscuregrammar[[/note]]
grammar.[[/note]]
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* A businessman arriving in Boston for a convention found that his first evening was free, and he decided to go find a good seafood restaurant that served scrod, a Massachusetts specialty. Getting into a taxi, he asked the cab driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod?" "Sure," said the cabdriver. "I know a few places... but I can tell you it's not often I hear someone ask that question in the third-person pluperfect indicative!"[[note]]There's actually a lot of debate among grammar nerds over what is the actual proper name for using "screwed" in this tense, but if you're telling jokes, most GeniusBonus people will get it's a play on obscure
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* A new preacher comes to a small town on a Friday, and decides it would be a good idea to visit each member of his congregation at home to get to know them before Sunday's service. All goes well until he comes to one house. The preacher knocks, and rings the door bell, but even though the lights are on and activity can be seen inside, no one answers the door. Exasperated, but deciding it's best not to bother them, the preacher takes a card out of his pocket and writes "Revelation 3:20"[[note]]''Behold, I stand at the door and knock; if anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and will dine with him, and he with Me.''[[/note]] on it, before slipping it under the door and leaving. Come Sunday, after finishing his sermon at the local church, the preacher finds the card in his collection basket, and sees that the resident of the house has written "Genesis 3:10"[[note]]''I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because [[NakedPeopleAreFunny I was naked]].''[[/note]].
naked]]''[[/note]].
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* A new preacher comes to a small town on a Friday, and decides it would be a good idea to visit each member of his congregation at home to get to know them before Sunday's service. All goes well until he comes to one house. The preacher knocks, and rings the door bell, but even though the lights are on and activity can be seen inside, no one answers the door. Exasperated, but deciding it's best not to bother them, the preacher takes a card out of his pocket and writes "Revelation 3:20"[[note]]''Behold, I stand at the door and knock; if anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and will dine with him, and he with Me.''[[/note]] on it, before slipping it under the door and leaving. Come Sunday, after finishing his sermon at the local church, the preacher finds the card in his collection basket, and sees that the resident of the house has written "Genesis 3:10"[[note]]''I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked.''[[/note]].
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* A new preacher comes to a small town on a Friday, and decides it would be a good idea to visit each member of his congregation at home to get to know them before Sunday's service. All goes well until he comes to one house. The preacher knocks, and rings the door bell, but even though the lights are on and activity can be seen inside, no one answers the door. Exasperated, but deciding it's best not to bother them, the preacher takes a card out of his pocket and writes "Revelation 3:20"[[note]]''Behold, I stand at the door and knock; if anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and will dine with him, and he with Me.''[[/note]] on it, before slipping it under the door and leaving. Come Sunday, after finishing his sermon at the local church, the preacher finds the card in his collection basket, and sees that the resident of the house has written "Genesis 3:10"[[note]]''I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because [[NakedPeopleAreFunny I was naked.naked]].''[[/note]].
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* An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a pint of beer. The second asks for a half pint. The third for a quarter pint. The fourth for an eighth pint. The fifth for a sixteenth pint. This goes on for a bit until the bartender slams his fist down on the bar and says "You mathematicians need to know your limits!"[[note]]A limit is a value (usually that becomes so infinitely small) that a function approaches as the input approaches another value, small it can be discarded or ignored AND "Knowing your limit" is knowing how much you can drink and still function.[[/note]]
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* An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a pint of beer. The second asks for a half pint. The third for a quarter pint. The fourth for an eighth pint. The fifth for a sixteenth pint. This goes on for a bit until the bartender slams his fist down on the bar and says "You mathematicians need to know your limits!"[[note]]A limit is a value (usually infinitely small) that a function approaches as the input approaches another value.[[/note]]
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* An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a pint of beer. The second asks for a half pint. The third for a quarter pint. The fourth for an eighth pint. The fifth for a sixteenth pint. This goes on for a bit until the bartender slams his fist down on the bar and says "You mathematicians need to know your limits!"[[note]]A limit is a value (usually infinitely small) that a function approaches as the input approaches another value.value, AND "Knowing your limit" is knowing how much you can drink and still function.[[/note]]
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* Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have a glass of H[[subscript:2]]O". The second gives the first a weird look and says "I'll have a glass of water too." The first chemist, angry that [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide#Safety his murderous plot failed]], drinks on in silence. [[note]]If you didn't understand, he wanted the other guy to say, "I'ill have a glass of H[[subscript:2]]O too," in which case, he'd get a glass of H[[subscript:2]]O[[subscript:2]], or Hydrogen peroxide.[[/note]]
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* Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have a glass of H[[subscript:2]]O". The second gives the first a weird look and says "I'll have a glass of water too." The first chemist, angry that [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide#Safety his murderous plot failed]], drinks on in silence. [[note]]If you didn't understand, he wanted the other guy to say, I"ill "I'ill have a glass of H2O too, H[[subscript:2]]O too," in which case, he'd get a glass of H2O2, H[[subscript:2]]O[[subscript:2]], or Hydrogen peroxide.[[/note]]
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* Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have a glass of H[[subscript:2]]O". The second gives the first a weird look and says "I'll have a glass of water too." The first chemist, angry that [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide#Safety his murderous plot failed]], drinks on in silence.
silence. [[note]]If you didn't understand, he wanted the other guy to say, I"ill have a glass of H2O too, in which case, he'd get a glass of H2O2, or Hydrogen peroxide.[[/note]]
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* Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have a glass of H2O".H[[subscript:2]]O". The second gives the first a weird look and says "I'll have a glass of water too." The first chemist, angry that [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide#Safety his murderous plot failed]], drinks on in silence.
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* A Roman (in other versions: a Classical philologist) walks into a bar and orders a 'Martinus'. The bartender asks, "surely you mean a Martini?" The man replies, "I would have told you if I wanted two!"
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* A businessman arriving in Boston for a convention found that his first evening was free, and he decided to go find a good seafood restaurant that served scrod, a Massachusetts specialty. Getting into a taxi, he asked the cab driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod?" "Sure," said the cabdriver. "I know a few places... but I can tell you it's not often I hear someone ask that question in the third-person pluperfect indicative!"[[note]]There's actually a lot of debate among grammar nerds over what is the actual proper name for using "screwed" in this tense, but if you're telling jokes, most GeniusBonus people will get it's a play on obscure grammar[[/note]]
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* A businessman arriving in Boston for a convention found that his first evening was free, and he decided to go find a good seafood restaurant that served scrod, a Massachusetts specialty. Getting into a taxi, he asked the cab driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod?" "Sure," said the cabdriver. "I know a few places... but I can tell you it's not often I hear someone ask that question in the third-person pluperfect indicative!"[[note]]There's actually a lot of debate among grammar nerds over what is the actual proper name for using "screwed" in this tense, but if you're telling jokes, most GeniusBonus people will get it's a play on obscure grammar[[/note]]grammar[[/note]]
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* Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have a glass of H2O". The second gives the first a weird look and says "I'll have a glass of water too." The first chemist, angry that [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide#Safety his murderous plot failed]], drinks on in silence.
* Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have a glass of H2O". The second gives the first a weird look and says "I'll have a glass of water too." The first chemist, angry that [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide#Safety his murderous plot failed]], drinks on in silence.
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* When the Ark came to rest on mount Ararat, Noah told all the animals to go forth and multiply. The animals all went on their way except the snakes, who slithered up to Noah and said "But Noah, we can't multiply, we're adders."[[note]][[{{Pun}} "Adder" is both a term for snakes and people who add things up in math]][[/note]]. Noah picked up the snakes and took them into the ark, placing them on the rough-hewn furniture, telling them "Even adders can multiply on a log table"[[note]][[{{Pun}} A table made of logs and a logarithmic table.]][[/note]]
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* When [[Literature/TheBible the Ark came to rest on mount Ararat, Mount Ararat]], Noah told all the animals to go forth and multiply. The animals all went on their way except the snakes, who slithered up to Noah and said "But Noah, we can't multiply, we're adders."[[note]][[{{Pun}} "Adder" is both a term for snakes and people who add things up in math]][[/note]]. Noah picked up the snakes and took them into the ark, placing them on the rough-hewn furniture, telling them "Even adders can multiply on a log table"[[note]][[{{Pun}} A table made of logs and a logarithmic table.]][[/note]]
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* A businessman arriving in Boston for a convention found that his first evening was free, and he decided to go find a good seafood restaurant that served scrod, a Massachusetts specialty. Getting into a taxi, he asked the cab driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod?" "Sure," said the cabdriver. "I know a few places... but I can tell you it's not often I hear someone ask that question in the third-person pluperfect indicative!"[[note]]There's actually a lot of debate among grammar nerds over what is the actual proper name for
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* A businessman arriving in Boston for a convention found that his first evening was free, and he decided to go find a good seafood restaurant that served scrod, a Massachusetts specialty. Getting into a taxi, he asked the cab driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod?" "Sure," said the cabdriver. "I know a few places... but I can tell you it's not often I hear someone ask that question in the third-person pluperfect indicative!"[[note]]There's actually a lot of debate among grammar nerds over what is the actual proper name forfor using "screwed" in this tense, but if you're telling jokes, most GeniusBonus people will get it's a play on obscure grammar[[/note]]
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* When the Ark came to rest on mount Ararat, Noah told all the animals to go forth and multiply. The animals all went on their way except the snakes, who slithered up to Noah and said "But Noah, we can't multiply, we're adders."[[note]]"Adder" is both a term for snakes and people who add things up in math[[/note]]. Noah picked up the snakes and took them into the ark, placing them on the rough-hewn furniture, telling them "Even adders can multiply on a log table"[[note]][[{{Pun}} A table made of logs and a logarithmic table.]][[/note]]
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* When the Ark came to rest on mount Ararat, Noah told all the animals to go forth and multiply. The animals all went on their way except the snakes, who slithered up to Noah and said "But Noah, we can't multiply, we're adders."[[note]]"Adder" "[[note]][[{{Pun}} "Adder" is both a term for snakes and people who add things up in math[[/note]].math]][[/note]]. Noah picked up the snakes and took them into the ark, placing them on the rough-hewn furniture, telling them "Even adders can multiply on a log table"[[note]][[{{Pun}} A table made of logs and a logarithmic table.]][[/note]]
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* When the Ark came to rest on mount Ararat, Noah told all the animals to go forth and multiply. The animals all went on their way except the snakes, who slithered up to Noah and said "But Noah, we can't multiply, we're adders."[[note]]"Adder" is both a term for snakes and people who add things up in math[[/note]]. Noah picked up the snakes and took them into the ark, placing them on the rough-hewn furniture, telling them "Even adders can multiply on a log table"[[note]][[{{Pun}} A table made of logs and a logarithmic table.]][[/note]]
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* (You need to know your Bible verses, or the teller has to know them here) A new preacher comes to a small town on a Friday, and decides it would be a good idea to visit each member of his congregation at home to get to know them before Sunday's service. All goes well until he comes to one house. The preacher knocks, and rings the door bell, but even though the lights are on and activity can be seen inside, no one answers the door. Exasperated, but deciding it's best not to bother them, the preacher takes a card out of his pocket and writes "Revelation 3:20"[[note]]''Behold, I stand at the door and knock; if anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and will dine with him, and he with Me.''[[/note]] on it, before slipping it under the door and leaving. Come Sunday, after finishing his sermon at the local church, the preacher finds the card in his collection basket, and sees that the resident of the house has written "Genesis 3:10"[[note]]''I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked.''[[/note]].
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Genius Bonus jokes are hilarious to those in the know, however they are notorious for having to be explained to folks who simply don't know the reference. That makes these jokes specific to certain crowds because of DontExplainTheJoke.
* (You need to know your Bible verses, or the teller has to know them here) A new preacher comes to a small town on a Friday, and decides it would be a good idea to visit each member of his congregation at home to get to know them before Sunday's service. All goes well until he comes to one house. The preacher knocks, and rings the door bell, but even though the lights are on and activity can be seen inside, no one answers the door. Exasperated, but deciding it's best not to bother them, the preacher takes a card out of his pocket and writes "Revelation 3:20"[[note]]''Behold, I stand at the door and knock; if anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and will dine with him, and he with Me.''[[/note]] on it, before slipping it under the door and leaving. Come Sunday, after finishing his sermon at the local church, the preacher finds the card in his collection basket, and sees that the resident of the house has written "Genesis 3:10"[[note]]''I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked.''[[/note]].
* An [[TooSoon inappropriate]] 9/11 joke relies on a person's knowledge of geometry, generally above LowestCommonDenominator knowledge:
-->'''Q:''' When does a pentagon[[note]]the five-sided figure[[/note]] only have ''four'' sides?
-->'''A:''' When it's bisected[[note]]split into two equal parts[[/note]] by a plane[[note]]the flat, two-dimensional surface[[/note]].
* There's a grammar joke that goes like this:
-->Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex (OhCrap)
** The joke being that the periods after each "sex" are ''menstrual'' periods, resulting in a SurprisePregnancy.
* A businessman arriving in Boston for a convention found that his first evening was free, and he decided to go find a good seafood restaurant that served scrod, a Massachusetts specialty. Getting into a taxi, he asked the cab driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod?" "Sure," said the cabdriver. "I know a few places... but I can tell you it's not often I hear someone ask that question in the third-person pluperfect indicative!"[[note]]There's actually a lot of debate among grammar nerds over what is the actual proper name for
* (You need to know your Bible verses, or the teller has to know them here) A new preacher comes to a small town on a Friday, and decides it would be a good idea to visit each member of his congregation at home to get to know them before Sunday's service. All goes well until he comes to one house. The preacher knocks, and rings the door bell, but even though the lights are on and activity can be seen inside, no one answers the door. Exasperated, but deciding it's best not to bother them, the preacher takes a card out of his pocket and writes "Revelation 3:20"[[note]]''Behold, I stand at the door and knock; if anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and will dine with him, and he with Me.''[[/note]] on it, before slipping it under the door and leaving. Come Sunday, after finishing his sermon at the local church, the preacher finds the card in his collection basket, and sees that the resident of the house has written "Genesis 3:10"[[note]]''I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked.''[[/note]].
* An [[TooSoon inappropriate]] 9/11 joke relies on a person's knowledge of geometry, generally above LowestCommonDenominator knowledge:
-->'''Q:''' When does a pentagon[[note]]the five-sided figure[[/note]] only have ''four'' sides?
-->'''A:''' When it's bisected[[note]]split into two equal parts[[/note]] by a plane[[note]]the flat, two-dimensional surface[[/note]].
* There's a grammar joke that goes like this:
-->Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex (OhCrap)
** The joke being that the periods after each "sex" are ''menstrual'' periods, resulting in a SurprisePregnancy.
* A businessman arriving in Boston for a convention found that his first evening was free, and he decided to go find a good seafood restaurant that served scrod, a Massachusetts specialty. Getting into a taxi, he asked the cab driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod?" "Sure," said the cabdriver. "I know a few places... but I can tell you it's not often I hear someone ask that question in the third-person pluperfect indicative!"[[note]]There's actually a lot of debate among grammar nerds over what is the actual proper name for