History Funny / ZeroTimeDilemma

* While it's genuinely also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, Phi [[CallBack drop kicking]] Zero aka Delta in the face out of anger for the measures he took to invoke a StableTimeLoop]] is also ''hilarious'', just because the idea ''Phi kicking Zero hard enough to send him flying into a wall'' itself is absurd just thinking about.

* The ending where [[spoiler: Mira is revealed to be a SerialKiller, and describes her first kill while tearing out Eric's heart]] is terrifying and one of the goriest moments of the series. But the fact that the Vita/Steam achievement you get for completing it is called [[spoiler: [[{{Memes/Music}} What is Love? Don't Hurt Me]]]] is both MoodWhiplash and a perfect example of BlackComedy.
** The sight of [[spoiler:Mira holding up Eric's heart while monologuing]] is also hurt a bit by the fact that, because of poor camera placement, [[spoiler:the heart is held ''juuuuust'' off-screen, as if the game is unintentionally censoring it]].

* Phi reveals her deep, dark secret: [[spoiler:She's actually a red-head.]] But doubly so, as [[spoiler:this is actually critically important foreshadowing.]]
** For those who either caught on to the foreshadowing or already got the reveal, Sigma telling Phi [[spoiler: "Your parents must have been quite the figures" while framed in a shot with Diana]] is both funny and ironic.
** Phi being redesigned into having ginger eyebrows and highlights just makes the above "dark secret" even funnier - of course she's a [[spoiler:natural red-head]], she forgot to bleach her eyebrows!
* When Eric demands to know [[spoiler:who killed Mira]], one of the available choices is... [[BigFriendlyDog Gab]]. Yes, you can try to straight-facedly claim that TheDogWasTheMastermind.
** You can do the same when trying to determine [[spoiler:who killed Junpei]]. In the former case, Eric incredulously mocks you. In the latter, the game itself flat out says "How would a dog do it?"
** You can later claim that Gab is '''''[[ViolationOfCommonSense Zero]]'''''. [[spoiler:Eric will not be impressed, though.]]

* Junpei ''trying'' [[spoiler: to propose to Akane]]. It's also a nice reminder that the awkward 999!Junpei is still there, despite everything.
-->[[spoiler:'''Akane''': (laughing) You know this is my ''[[EpicFail right]]'' hand, right?]]\\

* In the Force Quit Timeline, Akane explains C-Team's plan to the others by saying that [[spoiler:first, Carlos climbed on top of her]]. Sigma's response is priceless.

* In the Pantry [[spoiler: although what ends up happening after completing it is horrible]], Carlos spending a good majority of the time teasing Akane about her love for Junpei is worth a chuckle.
* Sigma and Diana find Phi trapped [[spoiler:inside the incinerator room]]. This dialogue happens:

** When Sigma [[spoiler:is bound to the metal chair]], Diana can go around poking his limbs. Poke his pants, and he'll tell Diana he has something important in there. Diana ''very'' quickly flusters at the notion.

** The entire conversation you get if you examine the dust chute from Phi's side. Sigma attempts to convince Phi to try to escape through the dust chute. Phi insists she would just get caught because [[BlatantLies her chest is big]]. Naturally, Sigma is exasperated by this claim enough to actually [[AccidentalPervert ask Diana to take her clothes off]] for sake of proving a point. Which makes it funnier is that it's subtlety implying Diana has a larger chest size than Phi. [[spoiler:More so when you realize it was one thing Phi didn't inherit from Diana]].

-->[[spoiler:'''Junpei''': Listen, Carlos and I will protect you... and die.]]\\
'''Carlos''': [[spoiler:THE FUCK...!?]]
** Another (unintentional) C-END example lies when Carlos decides to [[spoiler:use the transporter and go back 10 months to save Akane and Junpei. Once the trio arise to the surface, Junpei and Akane chew Carlos out, saying he could've used those 10 months to not only stop Zero's plan, but prevent Radical-6 and Sigma's injuries. [[http://i.imgur.com/TrbE0Mc.jpg The face Carlos makes after being informed of all this is]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4N6GJBApdk priceless.]] ]]
* In the Locker Room, after you've retrieved the garden hose from the small private shower cubicle, you can immediately make Sigma and Diana climb inside together. If you hadn't spotted the UnresolvedSexualTension between them before it becomes ''rather obvious.'' Becomes HarsherInHindsight when you find out [[spoiler: Sigma's past self [[TheLostLenore loved Diana's future self]], or that the two of them become lovers (and parents) in another timeline]].
* Carlos appointing himself as Akane's wingman [[spoiler:and managing to get done in 10 hours what she couldn't in 22 years]].

* In the same room, one of the Dead Ends leads to Carlos, a fireman, [[spoiler:being beaten to death with a fire extinguisher.]] Oh, the irony.

* Junpei abruptly remembering Akane's nature when she plans to [[spoiler:train Carlos to shift by dooming their alternate selves.]]

* Carlos realizing that he has no better option than risking death to awaken superpowers he's not even sure exist. Even as he [[spoiler:shifts out]], he's screaming, "Dammit!"

-->[[spoiler: '''Carlos''': Then do it.]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Eric''': HUH...?!]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Carlos''': You heard me. Shoot me. Don't worry, I won't die. Even if this body is destroyed, [[KilledMidSentence my consciousness will be-]]]]
* [[spoiler:Delta]]'s major underreaction after shooting several people in Q-END 2.

* Phi elects to have Sigma [[spoiler:carry a live bomb]] because:

* The post-game files reveal that [[spoiler:the air ducts which Gab uses to deliver messages really just lead to a small room with a rug where he takes a nap.]]

* The sheer over-the-top nature of the "Don't Press This Button" button. [[spoiler:It doesn't kill the person who presses it. It doesn't kill their team. It blows up ''the entire facility'', including Zero himself. You ''really'' shouldn't press that button.]]

* If [[DevelopersForesight you know Zero's identity]] then the [[spoiler: MexicanStandoff in the library with Q-Team]] becomes incredibly funny when you [[spoiler: type in ''Delta'' and Sean turns around and shoots Delta - who everyone thinks is a wheelchair-bound old man who is deaf and blind - to Eric and Mira's horrified looks.]] The idea of [[spoiler:this innocent little (robot) kid casually shooting Zero with a crossbow]] is pretty amusing when you think about it.
* While it's genuinely also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, Phi [[spoiler: [[CallBack drop kicking]] Zero aka Delta in the face out of anger for the measures he took to invoke a StableTimeLoop]] is also ''hilarious'', just because the idea [[spoiler: ''Phi kicking Zero hard enough to send him flying into a wall'']] itself is absurd just thinking about.

* In the pod room, Q and Eric discover [[spoiler: Mira's body]]. Eric quickly suspects Q, who denies being the killer. Later, when they return to the room, they discover that [[spoiler: Mira has someone's blood and skin on her nails, which implies she scratched someone before dying]].
-->'''Eric''': [[spoiler:The killer]] should have some scratches from Mira somewhere on their body...\\

** Of course, [[XanatosGambit he has his reasons]]. [[MemeticMutation His motives are complex]].

* In the Locker Room, after you've retrieved the garden hose from the small private shower cubicle, you can immediately make Sigma and Diana climb inside together. If you hadn't spotted the UnresolvedSexualTension between them before it becomes ''rather obvious.'' Comes complete with FunnyAneurysmMoment when you find out [[spoiler: Sigma's past self [[TheLostLenore loved Diana's future self]], or that the two of them become lovers (and parents) in another timeline]].

* Akane [[CrazyAwesome explodes a nuclear reactor]] to test a new hypothesis of hers. Apparently she's quite the adrenaline junkie.

--> '''Junpei''': Please doc, you gotta help me! [[GallowsHumour I think I've been poisoned!]] [[TooSoon ...Too soon?]]

* Junpei and Akane end up sharing the same dark sense of humour:

--> '''Junpei''': Doctor, you've gotta help me, I've been poisoned! [[GallowsHumour ...Too soon?]]

* If the bottle of oil in the Rec Room is examined, one quote from the ensuing conversation is particularily funny.

* While it's genuinely also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, Phi [[spoiler: [[CallBack drop kicking]] Zero aka Delta in the face out of anger for the measures he took to invoke a StableTimeLoop]] is also ''hilarious'', just because the idea [[spoiler: ''Phi kicking Zero hard enough to send him flying into a wall'']] itself is absurd just thinking about.

* In the same room, one of the Dead Ends leads to Carlos [[spoiler:being beaten to death with a fire extinguisher.]] Oh, the irony.

* The ending where [[spoiler: Mira is revealed to be a SerialKiller, and describes her first kill while tearing out Eric's heart]] is terrifying and one of the goriest moments of the series. But the fact that the Vita achievement you get for completing it is called [[spoiler: What is Love? Baby Don't Hurt Me]] is both MoodWhiplash and a perfect example of BlackComedy.

* When Eric demands to know [[spoiler:who killed Mira]], you can actually say Gab. Yes, you can try to blame the dog.

** You can even later claim that [[TheDogWasTheMastermind Gab is Zero]]. [[spoiler:Eric will not be impressed, though.]]

-->[[spoiler:'''Akane''': (laughing) You know this is my right hand, right?]]\\
'''Junpei''': Wait, [[FlatWhat what]]?

** In addition, the fact that pulling this off on the first try lets you beat the game and see the credits in 10 minutes flat!

* The trap where C-Team has to roll 3 dices and get all ones or die trying, no matter how it turns out.

-->'''Carlos''': Huh? There are security cameras in this place?
-->'''Akane''': Carlos, it's 2028. I'd be more surprised if there aren't cameras hidden everywhere.
-->'''Junpei''': She's right. The ones I used for work were about the size of a woman's nipple. Well, I guess not uniformly. Nipple sizes differ.

* The return of Junpei's Funyarinpa gag in the Rec Room was at least chuckle-worthy.

-->'''Sigma''': What the hell are you doing in there?!
-->'''Phi''': Cutting my next album. ''What do you think I'm doing?!''

-->'''Diana''': Oh...! Uh, wow, your chest is... strong.\\

-->'''Sigma''': There's a bucket. Wear it on your head to gain defense!\\

-->'''Diana''': [[VisibleSilence ...]]\\

--> '''Eric''': [[spoiler: the killer]] should have some scratches from Mira somewhere on their body...
--> '''Q''': Should I... take my clothes off?

* Junpei ''trying'' [[spoiler: to propose to Akane.]] It's also a nice reminder that the awkward 999!Junpei is still there, despite everything.
--> [[spoiler: '''Akane''': (laughing) You know this is my right hand, right?]]
--> '''Junpei''': Wait, [[FlatWhat what]]?

--> '''All''': O_O\\

* If [[DevelopersForesight you know Zero's identity]] then the [[spoiler: MexicanStandoff in the library with Q-Team]] becomes incredibly funny when you [[spoiler: type in ''Delta'' and Sean turns around and shoots Delta - who everyone thinks is a wheelchair-bound old man who is deaf and blind - to Eric and Mira's horrified looks.]]
** Even quite aside from this, the idea of [[spoiler:this innocent little (robot) kid casually shooting Zero with a crossbow]] is pretty amusing when you think about it.

* Phi reveals her deep, dark secret: [[spoiler:She's actually a red-head.]] But doubly so, as [[spoiler:this is actually critically important.]]