History Funny / YakuzaLikeADragon

* ''Exterminators'' - The party spot a rat and talks about the abundance of pests in Kamurocho which Joongi responds by saying that Geomijul may look like a slum but they are very serious about rats and cockroaches, as Seonghui despises them. Adachi then tells him that the heroes have spotted one while in the base a few chapters ago. Joongi's response? "What? I must get someone to exterminate it before Seonghui finds out. Or else Yokohama will be drowned in a sea of flames!" Which causes Ichiban to mutter "What exactly is she planning to do?"

* ''Exterminators'' - Adachi spots a rat and talks about the abundance of pests in Kamurocho which Joongi responds by saying that Geomijul may look like a slum but they are very serious about rats and cockroaches, as Seonghui despises them. Adachi then tells him that the heroes have spotted one while in the base a few chapters ago. Joongi's response? "What? I must get someone to exterminate it before Seonghui finds out. Or else Yokohama will be drowned in a sea of flames!" Which causes Ichiban to mutter "What exactly is she planning to do?"

* ''Exterminators'' - Adachi spotted a rat and talks about the abundance of pests in Kamurocho which Joongi responded by saying that Geomijul may look like a slum but they are very serious about rats and cockroaches, as Seonghui despise them. Adachi then told him saying that the heroes have spotted one while in the base a few chapters ago. Joongi's response? "What? I must get someone to exterminate it before Seonghui finds out. Or else Yokohama will be drowned in a sea of flames!" Which caused Ichiban to mutter "What exactly is she planning to do?"

* ''Exterminators'' - Adachi spotted a rat and said that there are quite a lot of these in Kamurocho and Joongi responded that Geomijul may look like a slum but they are very serious about pest control, as Seonghui despise them. Adachi told him saying that the heroes have spotted one while in the base. Joongi's response? "What? I must get someone to take care of it before Seonghui finds out. Or else Yokohama will be drowned in a sea of flames!" Which caused Ichiban to think to himself "What exactly is she planning to do??" (On a side note: Mice and by extension hygiene is a really issue in Kabukicho, Shinjuku.)

** The "Ringleader Roundup" trilogy of substories, or rather, "How to incompetently run a Circus Troupe", featuring Yasuda as the prime example of someone who is ''clearly'' [[AnimalsHateHim hated by animals]]. In this series of substories, Ichiban fights against, in order, [[Film/TheWizardOfOz a bear, a tiger, and a lion... oh, my!]] No, wait, actually that last one's a chimp, not so much a lion. Either way, be prepared to laugh your ass off as these substories only become more and more absurd as you progress through them! Even funnier is that all of the animals under Yasuda's care have pretty cute names like [[FluffyTheTerrible Catherine, Charlotte, and Clara]].

* ''Exterminators'' - Adachi spotted a mouse and said that there are quite a lot of these in Kamurocho and Joongi responded that Geomijul may look like a slum but they are very serious about pest control, as Seonghui despise them. Adachi told him saying that the heroes have spotted one while in the base. Joongi's response? "What? I must get someone to take care of it before Seonghui finds out. Or else Yokohama will be drowned in a sea of flames!" Which caused Ichiban to think to himself "What exactly is she planning to do??"

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---> '''Professor Okita:''' Forgive me. It seems I didn't kick the right spot...

** ''Essence of Hell's Wheel'': Adachi grapples a random guy for a suplex... right after doing a [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Spin Dash]] into the other guys. It's as ridiculous as it is awesome.

* There's something strangely satisfying about fighting random enemy that talks big about money or want to force you to pay them back for one reason or another after you have completed the majority of the Management game. Seeing Kasuga smugly whip out a massive wad of bills to bitch slap / likely one-shot them with is a sight to behold.

*** You can feel free to take your pick on what's funnier - the fact that, just when you think Ichiban's fought just about everything in the game, along comes a '''''giant fucking roomba''''' the size of a tank to take the crowning spot for the weirdest thing you have ever fought in this game. ''Or'', the [[DissonantSerenity music]] [[SoundtrackDissonance that plays]] as you're fighting Sojimaru!!

* ''Retro Memories'' - Zhao recounts how, as a child, he was only allowed to have one hour a day to play games, but would sneak more playtime in whenever he could, until the fateful day when his [[UsefulNotes/SegaDreamcast VMU]] betrayed him after its batteries died and it gave out a loud ''BEEEEP''.

---> '''Ichiban''': My partners and shareholders! Please accept...'''''MY MOST HUMBLE APOLOGIES!'''''