History Funny / Yakuza2

** He also ends up [[JustForPun blowing it]]...in Kaoru's nightmare, anyway.

''Kiryu, Fujinami and Tenryu:''' You didn't say it!?

*** It gets even funnier if you load your team with top-tier characters, who are all major players in the plot. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHL_ByLsXZo Seeing Kaoru Sayama, Ryuji Goda and the Florist of Sai standing at attention and enthusiastically singing Majima's corporate anthem]] is hilarious. Even better is the DLC which includes some reasonable faces like Daigo Dojima, Kashiwagi, [[{{Superboss}} Jo Amon]] and Kiryu himself, but also features [[VideoGame/Yakuza4 Shun Akiyama and Taiga Saejima]] a while before they'd become relevant to the series' plot in any way (by the time the second game takes place, Akiyama had likely just barely started founding Sky Finance and Saejima was still in prison.) Yes, they stand stiffly and sing the anthem too.

-->'''[[ButtMonkey Nishida]]:''' Ahhhhhhh! Yep, he's ''very'' sore!
-->'''[[SurroundedByIdiots Kiryu]]:''' [[VisibleSilence ......]]

--->'''Fujinami:''' Our bad, our bad. No need to get salty, Choshu.
--->'''Choshu:''' [[BlatantLies I'm not!]]

--->'''Choshu (to waiter):''' [[AntiClimax This one, please]].
--->'''Kiryu, Fujinami and Tenryu:''' You didn't say it!?

-->'''Yuki:''' [[YoungerThanTheyLook Younger than me?! Really?!]]
-->'''Everyone:''' .....
-->'''Kiryu:''' Yuki, my lady.
-->'''Yuki:''' That's too formal, no no no!
-->'''Yuki:''' I guess I'm no spring chicken though...
-->'''Kiryu''' ''(incorrect option)'': [[CallBack I had]] a [[VideoGame/Yakuza0 chicken once]].

-->'''Buono:''' Ridiculous! Do you have any proof of these accusations?
-->'''Majima:''' ''(to a Kanzaki henchman he just beat up)'' Hey, half-dead guy. Buono's a shady sonuvabitch, right?
-->'''Thug:''' Y-Yes, sir...
-->''[loud thundering noise as Buono immediately darts for the exit]''

*** It gets even funnier if you load your team with top-tier characters, who are all major players in the plot. Seeing Kaoru Sayama, Ryuji Goda and the Florist of Sai standing at attention and enthusiastically singing Majima's corporate anthem is hilarious. Even better is the DLC which includes some reasonable faces like Daigo Dojima, Kashiwagi, [[{{Superboss}} Jo Amon]] and Kiryu himself, but also features [[VideoGame/Yakuza4 Shun Akiyama and Taiga Saejima]] a while before they'd become relevant to the series' plot in any way (by the time the second game takes place, Akiyama had likely just barely started founding Sky Finance and Saejima was still in prison.) Yes, they stand stiffly and sing the anthem too.

* The first intermission chat for Clan Creator has Kiryu going for lunch with Fujinami, Tenryu and Choshu. Almost the whole thing has the Three Musketeers arguing about each other's diction and being hard to understand. This alone is funny enough, but then everyone takes turns attempting Japanese tongue twisters. No-one can manage one, until Kiryu decides to show them how it's done. And he can't resist throwing in one of his [[RatedMForManly manly]], HotBlooded shouts to go with it.

-->'''Woman''': Hello, Sayuri? You okay?! Whaddya mean what do I mean? The bombing, ya goof! The building that went up was right by yer place, wasn't it? I was so worried. Huh? ...Hadn't heard about it? Ain't ya seen the news? Every damn channel's talkin' about it! ...Sleeping? Ya slept through a a bombing?! Sorry I bothered to worry. Look, just go back to bed.

* Also [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "Breasts! Breasts!"]] In the same sidequest there are yakuza wearing diapers and behaving like babies.

'''Kiryu''': ''(has a despondent look knowing he is ''absolutely'' going to have to fight all these grown-ass men in diapers and is 1000% done with this whole thing)''

-->'''Kiryu:''' Aka pajama, ao pajama, ki pajama![[labelnote:*]]Red pajama, blue pajama, yellow pajama[[/labelnote]] Aka pajama, ao pajama, ki pajama! Aka pajama, ao pajama, [[LargeHam KI PAJAMAAAA-HAA!!!]]

*** It gets even funnier if you load your team with top-tier characters, who are all major players in the plot. Seeing Kaoru Sayama, Ryuji Goda and the Florist of Sai standing at attention and enthusiastically singing Majima's corporate anthem is hilarious. Even better is the DLC which includes some reasonable faces like Daigo Dojima, Kashiwagi, [[BonusBoss Jo Amon]] and Kiryu himself, but also features [[VideoGame/Yakuza4 Shun Akiyama and Taiga Saejima]] a while before they'd become relevant to the series' plot in any way (by the time the second game takes place, Akiyama had likely just barely started founding Sky Finance and Saejima was still in prison.) Yes, they stand stiffly and sing the anthem too.

* In one of the new substories, "In the Name of Art", Kiryu gets tricked into doing a modeling gig. The director of the whole thing turns out to be a rather beefy man named Poison Mitsuo, who is wearing nothing but a speedo. Without skipping a beat, Kiryu heads straight for the door without saying a word, but Poison convinces him to stay on board. It's up to our hero to decide what pose fits best for the theme Poison wants. One has Kiryu try to pump himself up for battle, emitting a huge aura, which Poison tries to imitate, but the funniest has to go to the "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext cute maid]]" pose, which Kiryu creates a heart out of his hand, which somehow becomes a crystal heart that emits a powerful glow. The music that plays is just the icing on the cake. It's almost tragic that what [[BadassBaritone Kiryu]] says at that point isn't voiced:

-->'''Yuki:''' [[YoungerThanTheyLook Younger than me?!]] [[ChristmasCake Really?!]]

-->'''Kiryu''' ''(incorrect option)'': [[CallBack I had a]] [[VideoGame/Yakuza0 chicken once]].