History Funny / WorldsDumbest

--->'''Brad:''' This is some weird shit! And she won't stop!

--> '''Mike Trainer:''' ''(as the person driving the cyclist to the hospital)'' Nine's a lot of fingers. I mean, think about it. Nine is like, so many. ...It's not ten, though.\\

-->'''Mike Trainer:''' ''(sits on a couch watching French porn)'' Le boobies! Yes! ''(the power goes out)'' Aaaahhh!!! Sacre bleu baaaaaaaalllls!!!!!

-->'''Mike Trainer:''' When you use the word "bonnet", it's only a matter of time before someone tries to BASICALLY MURDER YOU!!!

-->'''Mike Trainer:''' Banned?! Man, I ''bought'' this! Where am I gonna ''wear'' this?! Screw you, guys!

-->'''Mike Trainer:''' ''(after the alpaca's trainer says he saw it on TV)'' Does it sound like a cartoon? Because it sounds like a cartoon!

-->'''Mike Trainer:''' They had a blooper on set, and I had a blooper in my pants.

* In [[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLVEd92TyPc one clip]] from "Drivers 11", a speeding truck in Buenos Aires, Argentina carrying two tons of lemons takes a sharp turn on a highway ramp, resulting in it tipping over and dumping all the lemons onto the street below. Cue a long list of bad lemon puns from the commentators and the narrator.

* From "Daredevils 9", Mike Trainor imitating a skateboarder [[GroinAttack checking on his groin]] after he (in the skateboarder's own words) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEV1ORgvxcg "blew his nut"]]:

* From "Daredevils 9", Mike Trainor imitating a skateboarder checking on his groin after he (in the skateboarder's own words) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEV1ORgvxcg "blew his nut"]]:

-->'''Torres:''' You know, I get invited here in New York to spray two gorgeous models, and here, what I'm having is I'm having [[ThoseTwoGuys these two guys]], and--

** Before this, one of the examples of a stupid 911 call, is a woman who reports that a guy took a beer out of her hand, only for the alleged beer thief to say "That's a lie" in the background.

* A drunk Asian-American girl takes a spiel at a karaoke bar. Her companion doesn't pick a popular song, but the Alphabet Song, which the girl struggles to sing...

* In one clip fro "Drivers 16", a driver plows through the wall of a bakery, causing hundreds of dollars in damages and almost hits an employee who's on lunch break. You'd think that's the end of the story, but think again. Five years later, the same driver plows through the same wall and almost hits the same employee while on lunch break.

* In one clip, a driver plows through the wall of a diner, causing hundreds of dollars in damages and almost hits an employee who's on lunch break. You'd think that's the end of the story, but think again. A year later, the same driver plows through the same wall and almost hits the same employee while on lunch break.

* Also from "Partiers 19", Tonya watching a clip of monkeys irritated at a drunk man invading their pen in a zoo.

* Also from a "Partiers 19" clip, an incredibly drunk man being forced from a bar, while he pulls down his pants and yells at various different people to fuck him.

* The ''Ridiculousness'' parody also from "Performers 12", entitled "Redumbocity", with Mike Trainor, Chuck Nice, and Jessie Cantrell spoofing its TotallyRadical style (Mike T. plays both the host and an Australian stoner/hypebeast). It might even be considerably funnier than MTV's notorious show.

** Later on in the episode, we have ''anoter'' dashcam video of a cop pulling over a drunk driver. How bad is this one? [[FiveSecondForeshadowing The segment is called "Chicken Sandwhich Sandwhich".]]
--->'''Ted Jessup''': You take a chicken sandwhich, you put it in a chicken sandwhich, and then you soak it in grain alcohol.

* Also in "Shoppers" is the story of a little girl who crawls into a claw game through the prize hole. Her older sister tells her mother, but she doesn't believe her until she sees it for herself. The only way to get her out of the box is to have the store owner turn off the power and have the girl crawl out the same way she came in after she gets bored.

->'''Kevin McCaffrey:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, good! He's already angry just about the]] ''[[SarcasmMode concept of recieving mail!]]'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I'm sure this will end well.]]

->'''Michael:''' I don't know how to work TurboTax, I'm not-

->'''Kevin McCaffrey:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh,]] ''[[SarcasmMode THAT'LL]]'' [[SarcasmMode show the IRS!]] You'll be wearing wet clothes from now on. [[SarcasmMode Damn you!]]

* One clip showed a skateboard racing event that has a particular curve that causes some racers to crash into the spectators.

-->'''Frank:''' Christ! It looked like a Civil War battlefield!

* One clip showed a young freshman named Sean Coleman, who undergoes a painful ritual which involves him getting shot repeatedly by paintballs. He wears cardboard armor, but it does little to stop the pain from happening. By the time the shooting is over, Sean is covered in paint and bruises.

* The entire "Ghost Bike" sequence from "Daredevils 10". To be precise, during a race, one of the motorcycles ends up getting its accelerator throttle stuck when its owner crashes, causing it to go out of control and plow into the spectators.

* The story from "Drivers 11" of Michael Otero who goes into a convenience store in Laguna Beach, California, only to come back to find his truck missing. Assuming it was stolen, he goes back into the store and calls the police. When they reviewed the surveillance tape, they find out that he unknowingly forgot to put the truck in park, so it rolled away on its own from the store and came to rest against the wall of a nearby garage.

* [[ https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7m350 A whole mob of people rushed into a store to grab tickets off people that guarantees a free refrigerator]]. And by grab, we mean tackle them to the ground like American football players. The event is so successful, the store owners plan to do it again at their other locations.