History Funny / WorldsDumbest

* A whole mob of people rushed into a store to grab tickets off people that guarantees a free refrigerator. And by grab, we mean tackle them to the ground like American football players. The event is so successful, the store owners plan to do it again at their other locations.

* Also from "Outlaws 2" is the story of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHMj-ruxA3Q two women]] who rob a Home Depot in Florida. When the manager and a couple of workers attempt to stop them, they get blasted in the face with pepper spray...but not before they realize the "women" are actually transvestites named Kendall Lowery and David Tucker. The two of them escape, but don't get far, as the police later find them hiding in a nearby truck. They are arrested and charged with robbery and aggravated battery on a senior citizen.

'''"Hammerhead Shark":''' Yeah, come on by.

* The swimming race, which takes a turn for the worse when all seven hundred racers are pursued by a hammerhead shark. They manage to swim to a nearby island, which coincidentally happens to be named "Shark Island".

--->'''Brad:''' What are the chances of you getting eaten? ''One in seven hundred''!

* Calcio Storico, also known as the most brutal historical football game ever played in Italy, guaranteed to cause cuts, bruises, and bloody noses. The only thing stopping it from being too violent? An umpire with a giant feather.

* One clip from "Criminals 23" shows a woman from Rhode Island breaking into a navy man's home after he leaves for a minor ear operation. When he returns to find his home broken into and robbed, his friend realizes the webcam is still on and recording everything. Sure enough, the footage shows the woman's face clearly and she is later arrested.

* The crazy lady shouting "COUNTY LAW!" when the crew of a namesake TV show comes to her house in "Hillbillies 1".

* From "Drivers 5", a semi gets stuck on train tracks and a train plows right through it. Don't worry, nobody is killed but don't feel too bad for the driver; she tried to cross the track just as the gates were lowering and she was unfortunate enough to have the truck stall.

* One clip told the story of Warren Whitelightning (yes, that's his real name) from Crandon, Wisconsin, who was arrested after stealing a doughnut truck. The commentators make "cops eating doughnut" jokes by the dozens.

* One clip in "Drivers 12" showed a man filling up gas containers but forgot to put his car in park so it drives off by itself into a ditch. But the funny thing is, the man doesn't even hear or see that it's gone until people watching the whole thing point it out! Even the commentators wonder if he's either stupid, high from smelling the gas, or deaf and blind. Even funnier is that they decide to make a musical out of it.

* The entire "Ghost Bike" sequence from "Daredevils 10".

* A "Partiers 17" clip had a drunken man attempting to use a ''cigarette box'' thinking it was his phone. This leads into a bit wherein various cast members call each other using random things as phones -- Danny uses a boot, John Enos uses a ''dog''...

* The number one clip in "Criminals 4" told the story of roofers fixing a farmer's barn's roof. While inspecting the barn for any damage, they come across rusting tin cans containing old currency worth $125,000. But rather than give the money to the farmer, which is required by law, the roofers instead decide to take it and tell a story that they found it in a friend's backyard while digging a hole to plant a tree. At first, they become instant celebrities, but their story completely falls apart when the U.S. Treasury Department traces the money back to the farmer's family. All four roofers are arrested and charged for stealing and conspiracy.

* A video of a man named Lee who was pulled over for erratic behavior. That's when it's revealed he's high on PCP, roaring like the [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk Hulk]] (and prompting various commentators to do their own Hulk impressions). It takes pepper spray to bring him down, restrain him to a stretcher and send him to detox.
-->'''Loni Love:''' No wonder he's crazy, he using PCP! Nobody use PCP anymore! Where'd he get that from, the seventies?\\
'''Brad:''' ''(with a Southern accent)'' Lee, we know you're high on the PCP. Lee, I'm not a moose. ''(with moose antlers)'' I swear to God I'm not a moose.

* The man making love to his car. It's as strange and crazy as it sounds.

* A public access religious show features dummies talking about God, while a man who looks like a bargain-store version of Leif Garrett advises children to avoid drugs... and the show ends with an alien puppet singing songs of praise in a Southern drawl.