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* 5/6/24 (Beware of the Fuzzy Cows (Man gets drunk and kicks a bison!)):
** Linkara happens to be the one substituting for Tara the week that there's a bee story. Naturally, Nash sets him up.
---> '''Nash''':[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Say the line!]]
---> '''Linkara''': [[ComicBook/AmazonsAttack Bees. My god.]]
** A man picks a fight with a bison and naturally loses. He is subsequently arrested for, among other things, being drunk enough to endanger himself.
** A man somehow managed to swallow a cell phone to hide it from a raid of his jail cell, only for it to clog the exit of his stomach.
* The man asked to give the commencement speech for Ohio State University took psychedelic drugs and wrote a speech shilling Bitcoin, leading to massive boos. Nash jokes that this may have been a last-minute substitution after Music/{{Drake}} had to back out due to Music/{{KendrickLamar}}'s diss tracks.
** A priest gets in trouble for embezzling money from the church to spend on ''VideoGame/CandyCrush|Saga'' and ''VideoGame/MarioKartTour''.
** The final headline: "Young drunk driver drove with tree stuck in truck." Linkara says that this would make a good tongue twister.
** Linkara happens to be the one substituting for Tara the week that there's a bee story. Naturally, Nash sets him up.
---> '''Nash''':[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Say the line!]]
---> '''Linkara''': [[ComicBook/AmazonsAttack Bees. My god.]]
** A man picks a fight with a bison and naturally loses. He is subsequently arrested for, among other things, being drunk enough to endanger himself.
** A man somehow managed to swallow a cell phone to hide it from a raid of his jail cell, only for it to clog the exit of his stomach.
* The man asked to give the commencement speech for Ohio State University took psychedelic drugs and wrote a speech shilling Bitcoin, leading to massive boos. Nash jokes that this may have been a last-minute substitution after Music/{{Drake}} had to back out due to Music/{{KendrickLamar}}'s diss tracks.
** A priest gets in trouble for embezzling money from the church to spend on ''VideoGame/CandyCrush|Saga'' and ''VideoGame/MarioKartTour''.
** The final headline: "Young drunk driver drove with tree stuck in truck." Linkara says that this would make a good tongue twister.
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* 4/29/24 (Saint Francis of Atari (AI Priest)):
** A couple accidentally shipped their cat to Amazon because it jumped in the box of boots they were returning. Thankfully, it was returned to them safe and sound.
** A Catholic advocacy group made an AI priest, only to revoke its priesthood after it acted too much like a real priest (albeit with unorthodox opinions like supporting baptism in Gatorade). Tara (who's always been anti-AI) ends up finding one of its good points: [[PedophilePriest unlike a real priest, there's no risk of an AI priest molesting children]].
** A couple accidentally shipped their cat to Amazon because it jumped in the box of boots they were returning. Thankfully, it was returned to them safe and sound.
** A Catholic advocacy group made an AI priest, only to revoke its priesthood after it acted too much like a real priest (albeit with unorthodox opinions like supporting baptism in Gatorade). Tara (who's always been anti-AI) ends up finding one of its good points: [[PedophilePriest unlike a real priest, there's no risk of an AI priest molesting children]].
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* 4/22/24 (Why Did It Have To Be SNAKES):
** An Australian hospital has had to warn people not to try and bring the snakes that bit them to the hospital for identification.
** Yet again, someone calls the cops because her drugs weren't at the quality she expected. And then someone in the chat recognizes her as someone they used to live with!
** A man decided that the best course of action after his car broke down on I-93 was to fire a gun to get people to help.
** An Australian hospital has had to warn people not to try and bring the snakes that bit them to the hospital for identification.
** Yet again, someone calls the cops because her drugs weren't at the quality she expected. And then someone in the chat recognizes her as someone they used to live with!
** A man decided that the best course of action after his car broke down on I-93 was to fire a gun to get people to help.
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* 6/3/13 (''Kindergarten Cop 2: Judgement Day''): A story about a naked man who starts shouting "nonsense" leads Nash and Tara to ask what nonsense was he shouting, leading the channel to start shouting [[TakeThat Take Thats]]. These include "The UsefulNotes/XboxOne is a great system", "Creator/MichaelBay is a great director", and "Radio/GlennBeck is an intelligent individual".
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* 6/3/13 (''Kindergarten Cop 2: Judgement Day''): A story about a naked man who starts shouting "nonsense" leads Nash and Tara to ask what nonsense was he shouting, leading the channel to start shouting [[TakeThat Take Thats]]. These include "The UsefulNotes/XboxOne Platform/XboxOne is a great system", "Creator/MichaelBay is a great director", and "Radio/GlennBeck is an intelligent individual".
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--->'''Nash''': That's one of those situations where someone who is so wrong, but they are determined they are correct--have you met that person?
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--->'''Nash''': That's one of those situations where [[KnowNothingKnowItAll someone who is so wrong, but they are determined they are correct--have correct]]--have you met that person?
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** A young man was taping fishes to [[=ATMs=] for some reason.
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** A young man was taping fishes to [[=ATMs=] [=ATMs=] for some reason.
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* 4/8/4 (We Can't Take You NOWHERE):
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* 4/8/4 4/8/24 (We Can't Take You NOWHERE):
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* One of Tara's ex-boyfriends had a plan to fake his own death if it ever became necessary. For some reason, it involved going to Haiti.
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* 4/15/24 (Total Eclipse of Uranus):
** A troll submitted footage of his own testicles eclipsing the sun to a local news outlet claiming it was a video of the eclipse; they didn't catch it until they'd already aired the footage.
** A man manages to secure free room, board, and utilities at the New Yorker Hotel thanks to a legal loophole and the hotel's lawyers not showing up, only to spoil it by claiming to own the entire hotel building on city records and attempting to charge another tenant rent, getting himself arrested for fraud.
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* 4/8/4 (We Can't Take You NOWHERE):
** A kid steals his parents' car so he can make it to school on time. He'd almost made it before he collided with a cop.
** Nash suggests that a Floridian jury might theoretically try to give a man the death penalty for insulting a kid at Disney World.
** A man pulls a gun on a Burger King employee for not fixing the price on his order... despite the fact that he was paying less than what he had expected to!
* One of Tara's ex-boyfriends had a plan to fake his own death if it ever became necessary. For some reason, it involved going to Haiti.
** A kid steals his parents' car so he can make it to school on time. He'd almost made it before he collided with a cop.
** Nash suggests that a Floridian jury might theoretically try to give a man the death penalty for insulting a kid at Disney World.
** A man pulls a gun on a Burger King employee for not fixing the price on his order... despite the fact that he was paying less than what he had expected to!
* One of Tara's ex-boyfriends had a plan to fake his own death if it ever became necessary. For some reason, it involved going to Haiti.
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** Police facilicate the desire of store employees who had a frontloader stolen from them to confront the thief in another frontloader. And it actually worked, leading to the thief's arrest.
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** Police facilicate the desire of store employees who had a frontloader stolen from them to confront the thief in another frontloader. And it was actually worked, CrazyEnoughToWork, leading to the thief's arrest.
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* 4/1/24 (LET THEM FIGHT):
** Monkey gang battles in Thailand have led to police involvement, with one gang leader having been arrested. And this is the first story!
** A man accused of arson towards his tenants is named Ronald Frisbie III, which leaves Nash and Tara questioning why that name was used three different times.
** Police facilicate the desire of store employees who had a frontloader stolen from them to confront the thief in another frontloader. And it actually worked, leading to the thief's arrest.
** Monkey gang battles in Thailand have led to police involvement, with one gang leader having been arrested. And this is the first story!
** A man accused of arson towards his tenants is named Ronald Frisbie III, which leaves Nash and Tara questioning why that name was used three different times.
** Police facilicate the desire of store employees who had a frontloader stolen from them to confront the thief in another frontloader. And it actually worked, leading to the thief's arrest.
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* 3/20/24 (A Leg and a Leg): A witness for the prosecution in a racketeering trial admits that he's high while testifying.
---> '''Tara''': Sitting through court is boring enough. Why would you do downers?
---> '''Tara''': Sitting through court is boring enough. Why would you do downers?
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** A young man was taping fishes to ATMs for some reason.
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** A young man was taping fishes to ATMs [[=ATMs=] for some reason.
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* 3/4/24 (The Spybot Who Loved Me):
** As the show proper is starting, Tara yells at the chat for using her and Nash’s discussion of '' Film/DunePartTwo'' as an excuse to post pictures of the sandworms.
** A retired Air Force lieutenant colonel fell for the laziest catfish and gave away classified intel as a result. Tara says that Dan would be so horrified that he’s probably rising from his urn right now.
** A man tried to steal a self-driving car, only for it to stay in place while cops came to arrest him.
** Nash claims to have been engaging in CorrectionBait for a decade straight in order to increase engagement.
** At the end of the episode, Tara once again questions why men call women too emotional while thinking with their dicks, asking “Any Greeks go to war because one guy was really hot?” and then realizing the answer was probably yes.
** As the show proper is starting, Tara yells at the chat for using her and Nash’s discussion of '' Film/DunePartTwo'' as an excuse to post pictures of the sandworms.
** A retired Air Force lieutenant colonel fell for the laziest catfish and gave away classified intel as a result. Tara says that Dan would be so horrified that he’s probably rising from his urn right now.
** A man tried to steal a self-driving car, only for it to stay in place while cops came to arrest him.
** Nash claims to have been engaging in CorrectionBait for a decade straight in order to increase engagement.
** At the end of the episode, Tara once again questions why men call women too emotional while thinking with their dicks, asking “Any Greeks go to war because one guy was really hot?” and then realizing the answer was probably yes.
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* 2/26/2024 (Graveyard Grand Prix):
** A woman got busted for faking injuries on her insurance claim after she won a Christmas tree-throwing competition that made national news.
** Yet another pilot decides to make a dick-shaped flight path, with the addition of a “see ya” in cursive.
** A woman got busted for faking injuries on her insurance claim after she won a Christmas tree-throwing competition that made national news.
** Yet another pilot decides to make a dick-shaped flight path, with the addition of a “see ya” in cursive.
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** After a man threatens to commit revenge porn over a woman locking him out of her Netflix account, Tara says that she had Google AI ask what’s on Netflix and Ireland worth going to jail, and even the AI said there were no results.
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** After a man threatens to commit revenge porn over a woman locking him out of her Netflix account, Tara says that she had Google AI ask what’s on Netflix and in Ireland worth going to jail, and even the AI said there were no results.
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** A man shining a laser in a deputy’s face. Tara says deputies are not cats and will not react cutely.
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** A man is arrested for shining a laser in a deputy’s face. Tara says deputies are not cats and will not react cutely.
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* 2/20/2024 (Damn Near Killed ’Im):
** [=ChatGPT=] is breaking down and producing Spanglish gibberish.
** A man decided the best way to win his ex-girlfriend back was to steal someone else’s statues and give them to her.
** A man called the cops to react to a burglary in his business, only to be arrested for the meth lab and other drug manufacturing he was running there.
** A man steals a truck hauling Corvettes to get a ride home after being released from prison. Commenters point out the irony in his surname being [[IronicName Walker]].
** A man wearing a kilt was sticking antiques inside his anus before placing them back on the shelves.
---> '''Tara:''' I don’t like to kinkshame, but what the fuck is this?
** [=ChatGPT=] is breaking down and producing Spanglish gibberish.
** A man decided the best way to win his ex-girlfriend back was to steal someone else’s statues and give them to her.
** A man called the cops to react to a burglary in his business, only to be arrested for the meth lab and other drug manufacturing he was running there.
** A man steals a truck hauling Corvettes to get a ride home after being released from prison. Commenters point out the irony in his surname being [[IronicName Walker]].
** A man wearing a kilt was sticking antiques inside his anus before placing them back on the shelves.
---> '''Tara:''' I don’t like to kinkshame, but what the fuck is this?
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** While a police officer panicking out of belief he was shot and recklessly firing an entire clip without aiming at anything is decidedly not funny, there's something darkly hilarious about it happening because ''an acorn'' fell on his vehicle, a la Literature/ChickenLittle style.
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* 2/13/2024 (I Can’t Believe It’s Not Felonies):
** A man drove his truck into the sea and said “It’s not my fault the truck don’t surf!”, which Tara says would make a good title for a bad country song.
** After a man steals 22 tubs of butter, some commenters suggest he might have wanted to [[AssShove stick it up his ass]], which prompts Tara to go on a rant about how physically impossible that is while Nash attempts to change the subject to the next story.
** A man shining a laser in a deputy’s face. Tara says deputies are not cats and will not react cutely.
** A man drove his truck into the sea and said “It’s not my fault the truck don’t surf!”, which Tara says would make a good title for a bad country song.
** After a man steals 22 tubs of butter, some commenters suggest he might have wanted to [[AssShove stick it up his ass]], which prompts Tara to go on a rant about how physically impossible that is while Nash attempts to change the subject to the next story.
** A man shining a laser in a deputy’s face. Tara says deputies are not cats and will not react cutely.
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** In protest over a poor-quality kitchen installation, a man drives a tank to the store and parks it outside.
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** In protest over a poor-quality kitchen installation, a man drives a tank to the store and parks it outside. Even more amusing, [[DumbassHasAPoint Nash and Tara partly side with the man when they learn that a cabinet door fell and nearly hurt his dog.]]
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* 1/22/23 (The Stanley Cup Parable):
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* 1/22/23 1/22/2024 (The Stanley Cup Parable):
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* 2/5/2024 (Hinder Surprise):
** Nash and Tara are confused by a repeat convict committing another crime and calling the police on himself immediately after being released.
** A luxury car dealership was less conscientious about security than a jewelry store.
** After a man threatens to commit revenge porn over a woman locking him out of her Netflix account, Tara says that she had Google AI ask what’s on Netflix and Ireland worth going to jail, and even the AI said there were no results.
** In protest over a poor-quality kitchen installation, a man drives a tank to the store and parks it outside.
** Nash and Tara are confused by a repeat convict committing another crime and calling the police on himself immediately after being released.
** A luxury car dealership was less conscientious about security than a jewelry store.
** After a man threatens to commit revenge porn over a woman locking him out of her Netflix account, Tara says that she had Google AI ask what’s on Netflix and Ireland worth going to jail, and even the AI said there were no results.
** In protest over a poor-quality kitchen installation, a man drives a tank to the store and parks it outside.
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* 1/22/23 (The Stanley Cup Parable):
** Nash’s weathers got so cold, his Internet wires broke.
** A young man was taping fishes to ATMs for some reason.
** A robber got busted because of the sounds from the porn he was watching in a stolen car parked in a Waffle House.
** After reading a story where copper thieves cause $500K in damage to get $100 worth of copper, Nash proceeds to get out his phone and google the price of copper live on air.
** Nash’s weathers got so cold, his Internet wires broke.
** A young man was taping fishes to ATMs for some reason.
** A robber got busted because of the sounds from the porn he was watching in a stolen car parked in a Waffle House.
** After reading a story where copper thieves cause $500K in damage to get $100 worth of copper, Nash proceeds to get out his phone and google the price of copper live on air.
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---> Tara: Man, I don't know what it is, your pumpkin pie's addictive.
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---> Tara: '''Tara:''' Man, I don't know what it is, your pumpkin pie's addictive.
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--> A marijuana pipe was found in a Happy Meal. At the end of the show, Nash realizes "Our Happy Meal toys sucked when we were kids!"
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---> Tara: Bro, it's not defamation if it's true.
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---> Tara: '''Tara:''' Bro, it's not defamation if it's true.
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** A pair of women get caught trying to scam a car dealership with false personal information... after ''[[NiceJobFixingItVillain successfully scamming the same dealership and getting away with the car only a few days earlier.]]''
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** A number of Indian men were scammed by offers to have a job impregnating women. Nash and Tara point out that just paying for sex would have left them better off.
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** A number of Over a ''hundred'' Indian men were scammed by offers to have a job impregnating women. Nash and Tara point out that just paying for sex would have left them better off.off.
** Tara regarding a man who tried suing 27 women for defamation for calling him "clingy and psycho" online.
---> Tara: Bro, it's not defamation if it's true.
** Tara regarding a man who tried suing 27 women for defamation for calling him "clingy and psycho" online.
---> Tara: Bro, it's not defamation if it's true.
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* 1/15/2024 (My Love Is Like A Red, Red Flag):
** A man fails to fix his broken front door lock and finds a firefighter sleeping in his house.
** A number of Indian men were scammed by offers to have a job impregnating women. Nash and Tara point out that just paying for sex would have left them better off.
** A man fails to fix his broken front door lock and finds a firefighter sleeping in his house.
** A number of Indian men were scammed by offers to have a job impregnating women. Nash and Tara point out that just paying for sex would have left them better off.
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* 1/8/2024 (Time to Make the Donuts):
** A naked man on drugs decided to jump into the Bass Pro Shop aquarium, come out to argue with cops, and then jump back in. Tara suggests that the aquarium could have prevented this by putting piranhas in the tank.
** After a man tries and fails to use an Uber as a getaway vehicle, Nash suggests criminals need a thieves’ guild to pass on institutional knowledge.
** Tara questions how a Dunkin’ toilet exploded, saying that if bad cleaning could cause a toilet explosion, every frat house would have suffered one.
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