History Funny / TwoBestFriendsPlayLetsPlay2017

** Blackmailed into saving the Chrismtas pageant by the music teacher, the duo discuss how many Christmases they've saved versus ruined. Matt thinks he's net positive at the moment while Pat has neither saved or ruined any.

* In Part 5, they return to Jimmy's room, only to find Gary [[RefugeInAudacity lounging on the bed dressed as an]] [[ThoseWackyNazis S.S Officer]] for Halloween.

** Following the first shootout section, Woolie brings up a rather infamous bit of dialogue where Jonathan comes across as a [[ValuesDissonance transphobic asshole]] because of his dismissive attitude towards a strip club employing transgender "biovestites", especially his remarks that futuristic Los Angeles is "unfortunately" famous for them. Pat attempts to defend this by arguing that Jonathan is a FishOutOfTemporalWater, only for Woolie to sarcastically counter that he's from the [[SocietyMarchesOn the intolerant era of 2010]]. Pat then offers a solution to the values dilemma: [[CrossesTheLineTwice Pretend the main character is Hulk Hogan]].

* Part 22 has Pat declare furries were created by ''WesternAnimation/RobinHood'' and killed by [[{{Animaniacs}} Minerva Mink]]. Matt counters that ''{{WesternAnimation/Zootopia}}'' was a finisher for a furry "combo".

-->'''Matt:''' How stupid is h-- Oh, that's because she was on that side of him, so [[RealityEnsues he couldn't see, 'cause he only has one eye!]]

-->'''Pat:''' [[DarknessInducedAudienceApathy Who am I even supposed to root for? These people are dirtbags.]]

'''Woolie:''' Yeah, cause you'd think [[TyrannosaurusRex that]] would be an enemy!\\

-->'''Pat:''' OH, HE'S [[TheReptilians A REPTILIAN]]! HE'S [[TheMole A SECRET REPTILIAN]], BEKOWSKI!

* Part 25. A suspect's voice and accent reminds the trio of Creator/KeithDavid, [[BigGood Known Hero of this Earth]], [[LargeHamTitle Protector of the Realm]], [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire King in the North and the Andals]], Co-Conspirator in the Fight Against TheReptilians and the [[DemBones Skeleton People]], [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard Long May He Reign.]] ''That'' Keith David.

-->'''Pat as Phelps:''' (cracking up) Rusty, I-I... there's some rumors about me from traffic.

** Throughout the video, the guys mention newer Marvel and Capcom characters who should be in the game, such as [[Comicbook/AllNewGhostRider Robbie Reyes]], [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry4 Nero]] or ''anyone'' from ''VideoGame/PowerStone''. Near the end of Part 4, this turns into Matt and Woolie straight up listing off absent characters they'd rather be playing as, like [[Comicbook/MsMarvel2014 Kamala Khan]] and [[VideoGame/StreetFighterV Rashid]]. However, when Woolie asks where [[VideoGame/MegaManX Axl]] is...

* Midway through Part 36, the trio mock the ridiculousness of [[DirtyCop the corrupt police higher-ups]] taking Phelps off the board by suspending him from active duty for [[YourCheatingHeart his affair with Elsa]].

** A magical moment ensues when an off-hand comment by Pat about Hershel wanting to solve the case in a hurry and go home collapses into complete confusion between the trio. Matt makes a comment about Hershel wanting to go home to his "beautiful wife", but Pat makes a comment about Cole's wife "who definitely [[YourCheatingHeart isn't leaving me"]]. Woolie, also clearly not paying attention to what either one of them is saying, blurts out a comment about Hershel's wife "sitting in a chair [[PottyFailure shitting into diapers"]]. Pat almost instantly reacts with a [[BigWhat harshly-whispered "what the fuck?!"]], with Matt also reacting with complete confusion. However, it seems that ''they'' get mixed up over who was talking about which character's wife, with Matt claiming his comments were about Cole's wife and Pat saying his comments were about Hershel's. They all spend the next minute trying to untangle the mess, with Woolie [[InsaneTrollLogic making increasingly flimsy justifications for what he said]], Pat getting ever more incredulous and Matt [[KnowWhenToFoldEm urging Woolie to "hit the eject button".]]

-->'''Matt!Phelps:''' I came for [[YourCheatingHeart my new issue of Gigantic German Asses]]!

'''Pat:''' ''(as it shows Makoto)'' She's cool.

** ''21'' ends with Lucas using a cheating pair of trump cards against, and they die. [[spoiler: The loading screen has two hints; outlining the "Love Your Enemy" trump card (which forces the opponent to draw a card, even if they already have a 21), and how if you have a weak hand, you can still win if the opponent goes over 21. They die again, ''because Pat realizes the Love your Enemy card could [[GenreSavvy force the opponent to go bust]] if they had a perfect hand, but [[TooDumbToLive uses it before the final draw]]'', thinking survival was all a matter of winning hands early on]].

** Throughout the video, the guys mention newer Marvel and Capcom characters who should be in the game, such as [[Comicbook/AllNewGhostRider Robbie Reyes]], [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry4 Nero]] or ''anyone'' from ''VideoGame/PowerStone''. Near the end of Part 4, it just turns into Matt and Woolie listing off absent characters they'd rather be playing as, like [[Comicbook/MsMarvel2014 Kamala Khan]] and [[VideoGame/StreetFighterV Rashid]]. However, when Woolie asks where [[VideoGame/MegaManX Axl]] is...

'''Pat''': "Are you an oni?"

* In Part 2, after Thor is teleported away by [[BigBad Ultron Sigma]]:

-->'''Chris Redfield:''' No deal, Comicbook/{{Thanos}}.

** The idea that Thor, by himself, could hold off ''the entire rest of the cast'' leaves the guys confused, as does Ultron-Sigma randomly having some {{Mook}} as a battle partner

-->'''Pat:''' Is that a joke about Capcom re-releases?\\

* The sudden appearance of [[Series/StreetFighter Akuma]] in the story triggers all sorts of bafflement from the Friends, from general bemusement over how the timelines for both series can't canonically match up to confusion at why Akuma apparently [[WhatAnIdiot waited 20 years]] to fulfill his promise to kill Heihachi and Kazuya for Kazumi.

-->'''Chris Redfield:''' No deal, Thanos.

** The arrival of a ''VideoGame/MonsterHunter'' boss infuriates Pat for many reasons: the fact that the actual Monster Hunter character is relegated to DLC instead of being playable for her own sequence, the fact that the gameplay just has Hulk and Ryu fighting the same waves of {{Mooks}} followed by [[CutsceneBoss a cool cutscene of the boss's defeat]], and the fact that the sequence appears to exist ''just'' to show off how much detail and budget was put into the unlockable stage.
** The guys admit they're torn over the developer fixing Chun-Li's face, which was [[{{Narm}} severely warped]] in early screenshots. It makes the game look better, but steals some easy material for their videos. That doesn't stop them using said screenshot for the series thumbnail.

** Woolie ends up using Doctor Strange and Arthur, two characters he has little experience with. Arthur goes down quickly, so Woolie keeps spamming the Bolts of Balthak with Strange.

* Part 4 starts with Strider Hiryu's nemesis, Grandmaster Meio, dying in a cutscene. Pat notes that the Grandmaster has been killed multiple times (he and Strider both acknowledge this) so this really didn't accomplish much.

** When Rocket Raccoon finally gets why a "stone of unimaginable power" is called the ''Power'' Stone, Matt calls out Capcom on forgetting their VideoGame/PowerStone series.

** Again pointing out the issue with starting the game InMediasRes and not actually showing what happened, the guys are baffled when Captain America claims that certain heroes have already died.

** Pat fully approves of Frank's stunned reaction when Iron Man tells him to fight ''Thanos''.

** During his introduction cutscene, Matt and Woolie express displeasure at seeing Dante's ''Devil May Cry 3'' design for the Umpteenth time.

** Throughout the video, the guys mention newer Marvel and Capcom characters who should be in the game such as [[Comicbook/AllNewGhostRider Robbie Reyes]] and [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry4 Nero]]. Near the end of Part 4, it just turns into Matt and Woolie listing off absent characters they'd rather be playing as, like [[Comicbook/MsMarvel2014 Kamala Khan]] and [[VideoGame/StreetFighterV Rashid]]. However, when Woolie asks where [[VideoGame/MegaManX Axl]] is...

** Throughout the video, the guys mention newer Marvel and Capcom characters who should be in the game. Near the end of Part 4, it just turns into Matt and Woolie listing off absent characters they'd rather be playing as, like [[Comicbook/MsMarvel2014 Kamala Khan]] and [[VideoGame/StreetFighterV Rashid]]. However, when Woolie asks where [[VideoGame/MegaManX Axl]] is...

-->'''Matt:'' No one gives a fuck!

* The guys question the decision to start the story ''after'' the Convergence of the two universes has already occurred, which Matt chalks up to the devs trying to save money by not depicting a massive cataclysmic event.
* During his introduction cutscene, Matt and Woolie express displeasure at seeing Dante's ''Devil May Cry 3'' design for the Umpteenth time.

* Again pointing out the issue with starting the game InMediasRes and not actually showing what happened, the guys are baffled when Captain America claims that certain heroes have already died.

* Again pointing out the issue with starting the game EnMediaRes and not actually showing what happened, the guys are baffled when Captain America claims that certain heroes have already died.

* Again pointing out the issue with starting the game InMediaRes and not actually showing what happened, the guys are baffled when Captain America claims that certain heroes have already died.

-->'''Pat:''' Nice try

*** During the fight, Matt and Pat try to pretend to not know who ComicBook/{{Storm}} is due to the [[ExiledFromContinuity game's ban]] on Comicbook/XMen and Comicbook/FantasticFour-related characters, as well as the [[NeverLiveItDown infamous interview]] where Capcom employee Michael Evans tried to claim that [[BlatantLies modern fans may not even remember the X-Men]].

* Part 22 has Pat declare furries were created by ''Disney/RobinHood'' and killed by [[{{Animaniacs}} Minerva Mink]]. Matt counters that ''{{Disney/Zootopia}}'' was a finisher for a furry "combo".