History Funny / TwoBestFriendsPlayLetsPlay2017

** Made even better is the fact that [[GameplayAndStorySegregation the suspect is totally fine once the cutscene kicks in and Phelps arrests him.]]

* Matt's [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere massive, abrupt backdown]] during Part 5. Just as [[HelloNurse Reika Kitami]] begins to [[spoiler: use black magic to overwhelm and seduce Minase, Matt jump cuts to the title screen and declares "this was a bad idea!" before ending the video.]]

** After abandoning their possessed T-Rex to enter a short substage, Matt takes the opportunity to tease [[spoiler: [[HolyShitQuotient the realistic dragon boss fight]]]] later on.

-->'''Woolie:''' [[HolyShitQuotient Holy shit]].

* Woolie's amazement with the downloaded "Nicholson Electroplating" case in Part 45, and the fact that even though it comes at the tail end of the game and has [[FillerArc nothing whatsoever to do with the main plot]], it's so [[HolyShitQuotient monumental]] [[NukeEm in]] [[SpyFiction scope]] that everyone on all sides has briefly dropped what they were doing to resolve it.

*** Especially when Woolie starts breaking out into renditions of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL3_Hu6nHRU Training Room]] [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound song]].

** Pat is ''not happy'' that everyone has put forth the same idea on what his [[JoJosBizarreAdventure Stand]] does: Makes everything he says ''false''. The worst part is that while everyone else can game it to come out on top, Pat's fucked over no matter what.

* They constantly comment that Stefano is like a [[JoJosBizarreAdventure JoJo villain]]. In Part 23 they meet Father Theodore and Pat declares he is ''literally'' a [=JoJo=] villain.

*** Especially when Woolie starts breaking out into renditions of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL3_Hu6nHRU Training Room]] [[MostAnnoyingSound song]].

-->'''Woolie:''' ''[in Wakandan accent]'' And DLC needs profits!

[[folder: Woolie VS Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 2]]
* Woolie's inaugural series for his solo channel has [[https://youtu.be/uYVnCDPhQtg?t=34s an intro that already promises great things for the future.]]
** For clarification, Woolie in an Akatsuki Robe puts on a Leaf Village headband and then [[NinjaRun Naruto Runs]] like a goober and jumps off a cliff dramatically [[spoiler: only to land in a dumpster and then ''explode'']] all set to Flow's ''GO!!!''. Ladies and gentlemen, [[RunningGag Woolie is back in.]]
* Episode 2 gives us just an idea of how far behind Woolie is on Naruto. [[spoiler: He didn't know that [[{{Bishonen}} Deidara]] was [[DudeLooksLikeALady a dude]] before hearing him speak.]]
* In Episode 4, Woolie mercilessly bashes Tenten.
-->'''Woolie (as Guy):''' Just let it sizzle, you four and a half ha ha! You know when I first formed team Guy I wrote down Tonton, yes as in the pig.
* In episode 7, Woolie explains how the FreudianExcuse is so overused and always the same in Naruto, it's ridiculous. Then he goes off a bit talking about what if Kishimoto made a manga of Saddam Hussein.
* Chapter 9
** Woolie invited his friend Reggie as support.
--->'''Woolie:''' Give me your hand Reggie.\\
'''Reggie:''' No.
** Most of the comments when the episode went up were either expressing shock that Woolie didn't just ditch the LP or shouts of "BACK IN".
* Chapter 11:
** Reggie expressing regrets over fedora having a bad reputation now, which has Woolie demanding he explains himself and conclude he should opt for a beret instead.
** Their awestruck sounds as they see Kurenai in a robe.
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*** During the fight, Matt and Pat try to pretend to not know who ComicBook/{{Storm}} is due to the [[ExiledFromContinuity game's ban]] on Comicbook/XMen and Comicbook/FantasticFour-related characters, as well as the infamous [[NeverLiveItDown interview]] where Capcom employee Michael Evans tried to claim that [[BlatantLies modern fans may not even remember the X-Men]].

*** During the fight, Matt and Pat try to pretend to not know who ComicBook/{{Storm}} is.

'''Pat''': This may be the stupidest ever.\\
'''Matt, as Jack:''' "My favorite movie is ''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Tokyo Drift]]!''"

'''Pat:''' *long pause* ...Did you just compare black people to asbestos?\\
'''Woolie:''' [[OhCrap ...Um...]] *Pat starts laughing* No? Wait, no.\\
'''Pat:''' They get in your lungs? *laughs more*\\
'''Woolie:''' T-They're good for... *trails off*\\

-->'''Woolie:''' Hey, you know what's cool?
-->'''Pat:''' *laughing* I'm afraid of where this is going. Like, that progression of sentences makes me really nervous.

--->'''Pat''': ''Why would you seek that experience out!?''

-->'''Pat:''' *Opens Rec Room door only to run right onto Jack* ''FUCK''! Why are you doing this!?
-->'''Matt:''' Shut up! Just shut up!
-->'''Matt, as Jack:''' "I heard you talkin' mess 'bout ComicBook/CaptainAmerica!"

---> '''Pat:''' A shotgun.

-->'''Pat, as Lucas:''' Holy shit, he's crushing this thing.

-->'''Pat''': ''[baffled]'' What is exploding?\\
'''Matt''': ''You!''

--->'''Matt''': [[spoiler:Chris Redfield]]! It just says [[spoiler:Chris Redfield]]!\\

'''Matt''': What the fuck!?\\
'''Pat''': Well this is now very confusing.\\
'''Matt''': It's very confusing... Why does [[spoiler:Chris Redfield]] have six voice actors in Japanese!?

--->'''Matt''': ''[as "Zoe" completely violates the logical chain of events]'' I want her to say "What the fuck am I doing?"

---> '''Pat''': The fact that that sound clip plays every time makes me want to fuckin' stab a bitch.

-->'''Woolie as Guy:''' Just let it sizzle, you four and a half ha ha! You know when I first formed team Guy I wrote down Tonton, yes as in the pig.

-->'''Woolie:''' Give me your hand Reggie.\\

--->'''Woolie (as Lil Woolz)''': Look how good I am! Are you looking?\\
''Woolie proceeds to fall on his face off of a roof as Matt laughs at him.''\\
''...''\\
''Lil Woolz follows Muska to an area where Woolie had previously skated at.''\\
'''Matt''': This is your hood!\\
'''Woolie (as Lil Woolz)''': [[TemptingFate I know this spot really well.]]\\
''[[EpicFail Woolie immediately falls flat on his ass directly in front of Muska's car as Matt continues to laugh his ass off.]]''\\
'''Woolie (as Lil Woolz)''': I-I really can do it. Just-just stick around.

-->'''Matt''': Tony Hawk is shaking his head in his grave, going, "No one should ever be allowed to get off their board. Your feet need to be ''stapled'' onto the fucking board."

--->'''Woolie''':I could've sworn that Eric signed up with [[Manga/{{Berserk}} Behelit Skateboards]].\\
'''Matt''': Yeah, I was thinking that too.\\
'''Woolie''': Y'know, I'm pretty sure that video they showed of him doing a sick-ass Darkslide to the castle in the sky kinda convinced him.

--> '''Woolie''': So, uh... what year was this game again?
--> '''Matt''': 2003.
--> '''Woolie''': Ooooooo-kay.

-->'''Matt:''' I didn't know skaters knew how to do that!
-->'''Woolie:''' We've come such a long way!

--> '''Woolie:''' "Look! Look at how crazy I'm doing! Can you see it? You can't even ''see'' the speed, of my tricks!" *immediately bails*

--> '''Woolie''': "I missed the ''first'' one!"
--> '''Matt''': "This bodes ''well!''"

-->'''Eric Sparrow''': You were always bitin' my style.\\

'''Matt''': I'll watch him.

[[folder: Batman Telltale Series]]

--->'''Woolie''': Do it in the way that Ra's al Ghul would be embarrassed.

'''Matt as Vale:''' [[LamePunReaction Are you serious about that line, Mister Wayne?!]]

-->'''Batman:''' Blood. Broken nails. Bits of human flesh.
-->'''Woolie:''' Calling card of the Riddler!

-->'''Matt as mercenary:''' [[OhCrap Wait no this isn't the drop thing]].

-->'''Harvey:''' What? Why didn't you say so? Don't keep a lady waiting on my account!
-->'''Matt:''' [[SuddenlyShouting Oh, he likes it!]] He's like, "Yeah bro!"
-->'''Woolie:''' (''giggling'')
-->'''Matt, as Harvey:''' Oh, man, I'm dyin' in this hospital room, but you fuckin' smash that vag!
-->'''Woolie, as Harvey:''' You didn't tell me you was holdin' up some smash over there!

-->'''Alfred:''' What happened?
-->'''Woolie (as Bruce):''' I was crushin' cat puss!
-->'''Matt (as Alfred):''' [[BigWhat What?!]]
-->'''Woolie (as Bruce):''' Smell my fingers, Alfred!
-->'''Matt:''' *Opens the dashboard because he's laughing too hard* Oh... okay.
-->'''Woolie (as Alfred):''' Sir, I don't believe we have the tech to do that--
-->'''Matt (as Bruce):''' [[SuddenlyShouting Oh, I installed it last night!]]

'''Matt:''' ''*cracks up*''

-->'''Pat as Kiryu:''' BUT YOU'RE SO COOL!

-->'''Kuze:''' The boss's favorite show's on tv. If you got something to tell him, you'll have to tell me instead.
-->'''Pat:''' Oh, I can wait man. I mean what is it, 44 minute show? We can just shoot the shit, right here.
-->'''Matt:''' Ah, alright, I see- okay, you're punching me. I'd rather I get punched by the boss.
-->'''Pat:''' Boy, HR's gonna get a strongly worded letter written about you, Kuze.
-->'''Pat:''' I'm not asking for severance.

-->'''Matt:''' [[VideoGame/XMen Welcome To]] (cracking up) Die!

-->'''Pat:''' Paizuri Street? Alright, yeah. You're very familiar with that street.
-->'''Matt:''' [[TheInternetIsForPorn I research it constantly. Get maps of the area.]] There's a lot of places to go. ...actually, there's only one place to go, straight down the middle, but...
-->'''Pat:''' It's a big street.
-->'''Matt:''' ''[laughs]'' That ended well, I feel.
-->'''Pat:''' ''[[LampshadedDoubleEntendre It sure did.]]''

-->'''Kikuchi:''' Do you even understand how dangerous it is to use knives like that?!
-->'''Pat:''' ... To a man who just stabbed him on purpose?
-->'''Kikuchi:''' [[CaptainObvious Someone could get killed!]]
-->'''Pat:''' Yeah, that was the idea!

-->'''Matt:''' What does that officer's report look like? "Saw several crimes. Ran away."

-->'''Matt:''' This is like a ''Franchise/MetalGear'' boss [[FreudianExcuse backstory]].

-->'''Matt:''' '''Ooooooh!''' That's A New One! [[VideoGame/NightInTheWoods That's a Whoppah!!]]

-->'''Matt:''' ([[https://youtu.be/-OYAGPGY_YI?t=10m17s As the Masochistic Man]]) Please forgive me, oink! Mistress you're fantastically gorgeous today, squeal! Please, oink, abuse me some more, oink oink!
-->(Pat wheezes and is slowly losing it.)

-->'''Pat, as Kiryu:''' Is ''[[BlackComedyRape this]]'' how I'm going to prove myself to the organization?

-->'''Matt:''' I can't look away!
-->'''Pat:''' (restrained) I'll look at him again. ({{Beat}}) [[SuddenlyShouting Why is he there?!]] Talk to me!
-->'''Matt:''' What does it want?!
* In episode 16, Matt and Pat's reaction to discovering the game's [[spoiler: global agent dispatch sub-system]]. Several seconds of StunnedSilence followed by a wheezing laugh from Pat and a BigWhat from Matt.

-->'''Pat:''' All the classy strip clubs around ''here'', uh, you can touch.
-->'''Matt:''' [[RefugeInAudacity Slap away!]]
-->'''Pat:''' And they also have [[TheOldestProfession weird beds]], [[LampshadeHanging if you need to rest for some reason]].

-->'''Matt:''' I can't wait to find his dead body outside his wife's house.
-->'''Pat:''' I am also highly excited for this.

-->'''Pat, as Majima:''' Where's she goin'?
-->'''Matt, as a Cultist:''' ([[DissonantSerenity excitedly]]) [[BlackComedyRape Oh, he's gonna PLOW her!]]

'''Matt:''' (stunned) [[spoiler: This ''is'' Film/FaceOff!]]\\

'''Strange Man:''' Six months ago, [[spoiler: my face was surgically altered.]]\\

** Obviously, Matt continues to [[spoiler: make ''Film/FaceOff'' references]] throughout the rest of the quest, to Pat's dismay.

-->'''Sagawa''': Heh. Meybe we're overthinking it. Could be he just can't get enough of [[DoubleEntendre fucking that ass of yours]].

-->'''Pat:''' (stunned) ARE YOU GONNA TEACH ME [[ConfusionFu THE THIRD FUCKIN' STYLE?!]]

-->'''Pat:''' (flatly) [[{{Understatement}} Somehow I think Majima's perception of this job is changing.]]

-->'''Pat:''' Thanks, Tachibana. I appreciate you committing many crimes in order to save me from [[FrameUp the crime I didn't do]] so that I can do more crimes for you [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment that I actually do]].

-->'''Matt:''' Whooaa! Oooh, oooh no..!\\

-->'''Pat:''' Oh, they're just ''in'' the foundation of this building! No one will ever dig this up!\\

''({{Beat}})''\\

-->'''Pat:''' [[AllMenArePerverts I have a few things]] to tell you about [[SexySecretary what a secretary usually does]].

-->'''Matt:''' I really wish we could spend more on properties, but someone started taxing us way more.
-->'''Pat:''' [[OhCrap Oh, Jesus Christ, Majima, are you taxing my fucking businesses?]] Majima, you motherfucker! Fifteen fucking percent, are you fucking crazy?!

-->'''Pat:''' It's the guy from the dumb sex dungeon! [[SuddenlyShouting OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ALL GONNA WORK FOR ME!]]\\

-->'''Pat:''' I just got the- wait. They just gave me- (sputters)\\

-->'''Matt:''' Oh it's a different shape! [[SuddenlyShouting IT'S]] [[{{Squick}} EXPLODED ASSHOLE]][[SuddenlyShouting !]]
-->'''Pat:''' ''*losing it*''
-->'''Matt:''' [[SuddenlyShouting YEAHHH PLAY WITH THAT, BITCH!]]
-->'''Pat:''' Well this is what it will look like when we're done!
-->'''Matt:''' ... She says, to Kiryu.

-->'''Pat:''' I remember that. ({{Beat}}) How do ''you'' remember that?
-->'''Matt:''' (laughing) 'Cause it was [[AskAStupidQuestion one of the most ridiculous questions]] someone's ever asked me!
-->'''Pat:''' Yeah?
-->'''Matt:''' Hard to forget it.
-->'''Pat:''' What was that about? Why did I need that?
-->'''Matt:''' You needed a hammer!
-->'''Pat:''' But why?
-->'''Matt:''' [[SuddenlyShouting I don't know!]] [[Film/{{Antichrist}} I assume for]] [[RunningGag pounding nails]] [[GroinAttack into your penis]]!
** At the end of Part 31 they point out how Stephen Spinning's promise of 'never-before-seen-results' for their business is not actually reassuring.
-->'''Pat:''' Oh my god, we all lost our homes. How did you manage this Steven Spielberg?!
-->'''Matt!Stephen:''' [[ExactWords Never-before-seen-results!]]
-->'''Pat:''' With the fucking [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull crystal skull]]?!

-->'''Matt:''' (cracking up) Complete domination!
-->'''Pat:''' Wait, the money that I'm punching out of people ''is real''? It's not just, like, a fucking thing in his head?

-->'''Matt:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Sex first, then child later.]]

** Their reactions when [[spoiler: [[SexySecretary Marina]] shows up to the porn quest]].
-->'''Pat:''' OH MY GOD.\\

(...)\\

** And then the rules for the sidequest pop up, revealing it to be a StealthBasedMission.
-->(StunnedSilence for several seconds)\\

-->'''Pat:''' Is Kiryu just gonna turn around and slap the gun out of his hand, and... [[GameplayAndStoryIntegration just stomp]] [[GroinAttack his balls]]? \\

-->'''Nishiki:''' I wouldn't even still be alive right now if I didn't have you beside me!\\
'''Pat:''' ...Oh my god I read that as [[AccidentalInnuendo "]]''[[AccidentalInnuendo inside]]'' [[AccidentalInnuendo me"]].\\

-->'''Matt:''' I bet you Kiryu's secretly like, "Whew I talked my way out of this one!"\\
'''Pat and Matt (as Kiryu):''' (nervous laughter)\\
'''Pat (as Kiryu):''' [[BringMeMyBrownPants Oh I'm about to shit my pants]]!\\

'''Matt (as Kiryu):''' Oh ho ho ho! [[CharmPerson I have a high charisma stat]]!

-->'''Pat:''' You've only got three girls? That's crazy, damn. If you're the best they got then where's ''[[BrawnHilda Helga]]'', out back, chewin' wood chips?

'''Pat (as Sagawa):''' "I can't believe that happened to you right in front of me, Majima."\\
'''Matt (as Sagawa):''' "Why don't I hire Shakedowns? I'll have a whole army of Shakedownmen."\\
'''Pat (as Sagawa):''' "There's two per fucking region. I don't know why I don't just...hire these...these Shakedownmen."

-->'''Pat:''' Is this just a fucking porn town?

-->'''Pat:''' What do you mean "''to her''?" I'm aware we're all criminals and we all have to necessarily believe in some kind of moral relativity but...

-->'''Pat:''' I'm gonna blow up the Empty Lot.
-->'''Matt:''' But it's still makes an Empty Lot!

--> '''Matt:''' [[MythologyGag Make sure to write "Majima" on your]] [[CallBack dead baby's gravestone]]!

-->'''Pat:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Wh-]] No!
-->'''Matt:''' Yeah, [[spoiler: Oda!]]
-->'''Pat:''' That dude is slaver, a ''rapist'', and a '''''murderer!'''''
-->'''Matt:''' Your brother [[spoiler: Oda]]!
-->'''Pat (as it shows [[spoiler:Makoto]]):''' She's cool.
-->'''Matt:''' I want it to cut to a Mr. Shakedown, "you killed him"!

* The entire resolution to the {{Dominatrix}} quest in the next video is a CrowningMomentOfFunny in itself, with Pat spending half of it almost in tears from laughing too hard and Matt wheezing like there's no tomorrow. By the end, Matt sums it up as "revolutionary."

'''Matt, as Jack:''' "My favorite movie is ''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Tokyo Drift]]''!"

* During their first encounter with one of The Molded, Pat backs into the previous room as it emerges and shuts the door behind him. After a bit he tries opening it and upon exposing it to light it dies, ''making it look like he killed it with the door.''

* During their first encounter with one of The Molded, Pat backs into the previous room as it emerges and shuts the door behind him. After a bit he tries opening it and upon exposing it to light, ''making it look like he killed it with the door.''

*** During the fight, Matt and Pat try to pretend to not know who ComicBook/{{Storm}}.

* The entire resolution to the {{Dominatrix}} quest in the next video is a CrowningMomentOfFunny in itself, with Pat spending half of it almost in tears from laughing too hard and Matt wheezing like there;s no tomorrow. By the end, Matt sums it up as "revolutionary."

** Matt and Pat start laughing like crazy when [[CrossesTheLineTwice kids show up to Kiryu training the dominatrix and ask if they can play.]]

** While talking about this, and bragging about how he understands item placement now, Pat ends up missing a chem fluid, a strong chem fluid, and a separating agent, ''illuminated and at eye level!''

--> '''Matt (ditto)''': [[Tabletop/{{Warhammer}} Another skull for the skull thrones,]] boyos!

** Woolie comments that he can understand Rusty's argument about how husbands are the most likely murder suspects of their wives, but he takes issue with how incessant the old cop is about closing the case and his eagerness to work the husband over. The guys conclude that it's because [[TheAlcoholic he wants to punch out for the day and go get a drink.]]

** Woolie comments that he can understand Rusty's argument about how husbands are the most likely murder suspects of their wives, but he is kind of having a problem with how incessant he is about closing the case and his eagerness to work the husband over. The guys conclude that it's because [[TheAlcoholic he wants to punch out for the day and go get a drink.]]

* Part 22 has Pat declare furries were created by ''Disney/RobinHood'' and killed by [[{{Animaniacs}} Minerva Mink]]. Matt counters that ''{{Zootopia}}'' was a finisher for a furry "combo".

-->'''Matt:''' [[Franchise/DarkSouls And then he linked the First Flame!]]\\

* Part 86: