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-->'''Pat:''' *Opens Rec Room door only to run right onto Jack* 'FUCK'! Why are you doing this!?
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-->'''Pat:''' *Opens Rec Room door only to run right onto Jack* 'FUCK'! ''FUCK''! Why are you doing this!?this!?
-->'''Matt:''' Shut up! Just shut up!
-->'''Matt:''' Shut up! Just shut up!
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** Matt apologizes to the dead police officer, lamenting his death... as Pat first knifes and then teabags his corpse.
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* After going back ot the second floor of the mansion, thinking Jack wouldn't be there anymore, Pat goes off on a tangent about Captain America pushing steroid use to kids. Then...
-->'''Pat:''' *Opens Rec Room door only to run right onto Jack* 'FUCK'! Why are you doing this!?
-->'''Jack!Matt:''' "I heard you talkin' mess 'bout CaptainAmerica!"
-->'''Pat:''' *Opens Rec Room door only to run right onto Jack* 'FUCK'! Why are you doing this!?
-->'''Jack!Matt:''' "I heard you talkin' mess 'bout CaptainAmerica!"
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** Pat is momentarily stunned speechless by a door decorated with a dozen ''scorpions''.
--->'''Pat''': Man, ''fuck this!''
--->'''Pat''': Man, ''fuck this!''
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** Matt apologizes to the dead police officer, lamenting his death... as Pat first knifes and then teabags his corpse.
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-->'''Matt:''' *ecstatic* HE'S DOING SICK BURNOUTS!
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-->'''Jack!Matt:''' "My favorite movie is ''[[TheFastAndTheFurious Tokyo Drift]]''!"
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-->'''Jack!Matt:''' "My favorite movie is ''[[TheFastAndTheFurious Tokyo Drift]]''!"
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-->'''Matt:''' *ecstatic* ''[ecstatic]'' HE'S DOING SICK BURNOUTS!
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-->'''Jack!Matt:'''BURNOUTS!\\
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'''Pat''': This may be the stupidest ever.\\
'''Jack!Matt:''' "My favorite movie is ''[[TheFastAndTheFurious Tokyo Drift]]''!"
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'''Pat''': This may be the stupidest ever.\\
'''Jack!Matt:''' "My favorite movie is ''[[TheFastAndTheFurious Tokyo Drift]]''!"
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* During the [[spoiler: first]] Jack Baker boss fight, their [[SoCoolItsAwesome elated]] reaction to Jack jacking Ethan's car and attempting to kill him with it.
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* During the [[spoiler: first]] Jack Baker boss fight, their [[SoCoolItsAwesome elated]] reaction to Jack jacking [[JustForPun jacking]] Ethan's car and attempting to kill him with it.
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* During the [[spoiler: first]] Jack Baker boss fight, their [[SoCoolItsAwesome elated]] reaction to Jack jacking Ethan's car and attempting to kill him with it.
-->'''Matt:''' *ecstatic* HE'S DOING SICK BURNOUTS!
-->(...)
-->'''Jack!Matt:''' "My favorite movie is ''[[TheFastAndTheFurious Tokyo Drift]]''!"
-->'''Matt:''' *ecstatic* HE'S DOING SICK BURNOUTS!
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-->'''Jack!Matt:''' "My favorite movie is ''[[TheFastAndTheFurious Tokyo Drift]]''!"
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* While Pat is being chased he takes a family picture lying around and after a shovel to the face he takes a few steps only to grab another trivial object which grants him another shovel to the face.
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* In Part 6, it takes a moment for sleepy Pat to connect the dots:
-->'''Woolie''': Would you rather a guy who hates guns be in charge of your gun authorization?
-->'''Pat''': Kind of, actually. I'd get a kick out of that character. [[VideoGame/ParasiteEve There's a video game that--]][[LateToTheRealization okay, okay, yeah.]]
-->'''Woolie''': ''(incredulous)'' What the fuck is wrong with you?
-->'''Pat''': My memory is not great I am sleepy.
-->'''Woolie''': I'm literally talking about ''Parasite Eve'' one!
-->'''Pat''': ''(gritting his teeth)'' It took a second for me to remember...
-->'''Woolie''': Would you rather a guy who hates guns be in charge of your gun authorization?
-->'''Pat''': Kind of, actually. I'd get a kick out of that character. [[VideoGame/ParasiteEve There's a video game that--]][[LateToTheRealization okay, okay, yeah.]]
-->'''Woolie''': ''(incredulous)'' What the fuck is wrong with you?
-->'''Pat''': My memory is not great I am sleepy.
-->'''Woolie''': I'm literally talking about ''Parasite Eve'' one!
-->'''Pat''': ''(gritting his teeth)'' It took a second for me to remember...
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* Their continued amusement at the nature of M.I.S.T as a secret organization, despite the fact that they [[PaperThinDisguise seemingly subvert or violate this secrecy at every point imaginable]], such as making special badges for their agents that state the organization name that nobody is supposed to know about and making deals with random civilians to exchange [[FictionalCurrency Bounty Points]]--decried by Pat as a borderline nonsensical "internal thumbs-up system" used by this secret FBI organization--for guns and money.
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* In Part 2: Pat and Matt's complete shock and disbelief of seeing Ethan [[https://youtu.be/T1Dwr2LrBSQ?t=1351 REATECHING]] his leg.
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* In Part 2: Pat and Matt's complete shock and disbelief of seeing Ethan [[https://youtu.be/T1Dwr2LrBSQ?t=1351 REATECHING]] REATTACHING]] his leg.
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* In Part 2: Pat and Matt's complete shock and disbelief of seeing Ethan REATECHING his leg.
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* In Part 2: Pat and Matt's complete shock and disbelief of seeing Ethan REATECHING [[https://youtu.be/T1Dwr2LrBSQ?t=1351 REATECHING]] his leg.
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* Part 5 begins with Pat's discussion on vomiting getting temporarily derailed by a random falling object in the background, [[https://youtu.be/xYH2KgV6eP4?t=8s and the ensuing search/discussion on the matter.]]
--> '''Pat''': [[ARareSentence Everything in my pants is still here...]]
--> '''Pat''': [[ARareSentence Everything in my pants is still here...]]
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* Woolie remembering his mom telling him the game add babies crying sound so you become desensitized by the sound and neglect your children while you play. Woolie is still not sure what agenda could that pursue.
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* Part 4, Woolie remembering his mom telling him the game add babies crying sound so you become desensitized by the sound and neglect your children while you play. Woolie is still not sure what agenda could that pursue.
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* Woolie makes a conversation on the [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext logistics of having sex with a gun]] [[UpToEleven uncomfortable]] with one sentence.
-->'''Woolie:''' Hey, you know what's cool?
-->'''Pat:''' *laughing* I'm afraid of where this is going. Like, that progression of sentences makes me really nervous.
-->'''Woolie:''' Hey, you know what's cool?
-->'''Pat:''' *laughing* I'm afraid of where this is going. Like, that progression of sentences makes me really nervous.
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* Woolie most valueless sentence.
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* Woolie Woolie's most [[https://youtu.be/NrZ_7AMrZIA?t=19m18s valueless sentence.]]
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* Woolie most valueless sentence.
-->'''Woolie:''' I don't understand pajamas, I mean I understand them.
-->'''Woolie:''' I don't understand pajamas, I mean I understand them.
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* Pat expresses relief at Matt having returned to the channel, just because it means he can go back to talking shit about Woolie behind his back.
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* Matt admits that if he sees a ghost he'll just [[BetterDieThanBeKilled off himself]] Pat decides to [[https://youtu.be/SyAZ2-nijDE?t=18m9s roll with it]] by saying it's to fight the ghost in ghost form.
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* Matt admits that if he sees a ghost he'll just [[BetterDieThanBeKilled [[BetterToDieThanBeKilled off himself]] Pat decides to [[https://youtu.be/SyAZ2-nijDE?t=18m9s roll with it]] by saying it's to fight the ghost in ghost form.
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* Matt admits that if he sees a ghost he'll just [[BetterDieThanBeKilled off himself]] Pat decides to roll with it by saying it's to fight the ghost in ghost form.
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* Matt admits that if he sees a ghost he'll just [[BetterDieThanBeKilled off himself]] Pat decides to [[https://youtu.be/SyAZ2-nijDE?t=18m9s roll with it it]] by saying it's to fight the ghost in ghost form.
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[[folder: Resident Evil 7]]
* Matt admits that if he sees a ghost he'll just [[BetterDieThanBeKilled off himself]] Pat decides to roll with it by saying it's to fight the ghost in ghost form.
-->'''Matt:''' I'll fight you on your own level, COME ON!
[[folder: Resident Evil 7]]
* Matt admits that if he sees a ghost he'll just [[BetterDieThanBeKilled off himself]] Pat decides to roll with it by saying it's to fight the ghost in ghost form.
-->'''Matt:''' I'll fight you on your own level, COME ON!
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* Pat [[StreisandEffect freaks out]] at the possibility of "fuck your mouth" becoming a thing associated with him in Part 2.
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* Woolie remembering her mom telling him the game add babies crying sound so you become desensitized by the sound and neglect your children while you play. Woolie is still not sure what agenda could that pursue.
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-->'''Pat:''' Insulation? Is that what you're going- is that what you're doing now?! This is episode one, man!
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-->'''Pat:''' Insulation? Is that what you're going- is that what you're doing now?! This is episode one, ''one'', man!
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--->'''Pat:''' *long pause* ...Did you just compare black people to asbestos?
--->'''Woolie:''' [[OhCrap ...Um...]] *Pat starts laughing* No? Wait, no.
--->'''Pat:''' They get in your lungs? *laughs more*
--->'''Woolie:''' T-They're good for... *trails off*
--->'''Pat:''' Insulation? Is that what you're going- is that what you're doing now?! This is episode one, man!
--->'''Woolie:''' [[OhCrap ...Um...]] *Pat starts laughing* No? Wait, no.
--->'''Pat:''' They get in your lungs? *laughs more*
--->'''Woolie:''' T-They're good for... *trails off*
--->'''Pat:''' Insulation? Is that what you're going- is that what you're doing now?! This is episode one, man!
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* In part 1, Woolie [[ThatCameOutWrong accidentally]] compare black people to asbestos. [[DiggingYourselfDeeper It doesn't go well.]]
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* In part 1, Woolie [[ThatCameOutWrong accidentally]] compare compares black people to asbestos. [[DiggingYourselfDeeper It doesn't go well.]]
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* In part 1, Woolie [[ThatCameOutWrong accidentally]] compare black people to asbestos. [[DiggingYourselfDeeper It doesn't go well.]]
-->'''Woolie:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext More black! More black!]] More asbestos!
--->'''Pat:''' *long pause* ...Did you just compare black people to asbestos?
--->'''Woolie:''' [[OhCrap ...Um...]] *Pat starts laughing* No? Wait, no.
--->'''Pat:''' They get in your lungs? *laughs more*
--->'''Woolie:''' T-They're good for... *trails off*
--->'''Pat:''' Insulation? Is that what you're going- is that what you're doing now?! This is episode one, man!
-->'''Woolie:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext More black! More black!]] More asbestos!
--->'''Pat:''' *long pause* ...Did you just compare black people to asbestos?
--->'''Woolie:''' [[OhCrap ...Um...]] *Pat starts laughing* No? Wait, no.
--->'''Pat:''' They get in your lungs? *laughs more*
--->'''Woolie:''' T-They're good for... *trails off*
--->'''Pat:''' Insulation? Is that what you're going- is that what you're doing now?! This is episode one, man!
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!!!Return to the main ''Two Best Friends Play'' Funny Moments index [[Funny/TwoBestFriendsPlay here]].
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[[folder: Parasite Eve 2]]
* Pat's nemesis rise once again: basic puzzle. He immediately put Woolie in charge of the puzzle department.
-->'''Pat:''' Aw fuck!
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[[folder: Parasite Eve 2]]
* Pat's nemesis rise once again: basic puzzle. He immediately put Woolie in charge of the puzzle department.
-->'''Pat:''' Aw fuck!
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