History Funny / TwistedTranslations

** [[TakeThatMe "Human beings/are not quite as boring/as meeeeee!"]]

** "[[ADateWithRosiePalms Please, I know you're in yourself....]]"

** "It is possible to find the latest [[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment audio, audio]] so that you hold your neck every week and [[ADateWithRosiePalms enjoy your right hand]]."

---> "Bongo!" "This is not my name."

** "'''ATLANTA WILL BE INTERESTING FOR THE [[GratuitousGerman STUTTGART]]!'''" ("All caps.")

*** "Ah fire ah"

** "I said 'Dummies, I would like cancer.'"

*** "We have to eat NOW!" (As Malinda says this, she jumps impatiently on the spot)

** "I want to take care of skin care. I want to [[CluckingFunny fill a box of chickens]], and add unnecessary hair to the jaws."

** "Here's a [[CluckingFunny new chicken]]: a machine that produces the DNA for my dad."

** The fact that Malinda ''herself'' thinks this is one of the weirdest videos on the channel, accompanying this claim with the "gradually watermelon" clip to emphasize [[UpToEleven just what it had to surpass to accomplish this.]] She also describes the story of it as "[[Music/ShaKira Gazelle]] has a [[SanitySlippageSong full on mental breakdown]] while trying to sell a self-help book and instead ends up joining a biker gang of [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment simian monkeys]]". Yeah, we are in for a ride.

** "[[DeathSeeker I want to die forever]]...I'm back" ("Sorry, just had to get that out of my system)

** "No matter how many countries, Moses will reduce these problems due to global instability in October 24 and secure thse elections." ("I don't think Moses is gonna help you on this one")

** (threateningly) "Look, emu! If you bought a thousand shares of Arizona in 1997, now it's only $1.10! Despite all this, owning a property is still far from the average person."

** "[[{{Franchise/Pokemon}} A company known for it's trade. This is a company.]] They are not sold in exchange for wax."
** (threateningly)"Look, emu! If you bought a thousand shares of Arizona in 1997, now it's only $1:10! Despite all this, owning a property is still far from the average person."

** "[[KnifeNut I am flicking a dagger for fifteen minutes.]]"

** "The father of King [[Music/GeorgeHarrison George Harrison]] was killed and asked Robert to swap the yacht."

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx70E7tI29c "bad guy"]]

-->'''Commenter:''' I think there's something Madonna's not telling us.

** "Monroe died tonight" (insert picture of [[UsefulNotes/JamesMonroe James Monroe]], with his eyes crossed out)

** "[[AccidentalInnuendo My Dick is of course a bit difficult but exceptional]]". [beat] "[[GetYourMindOutOfTheGutter Get your mind out of the gutter]]. It's spelled with a capital "D", it's a ''person''!"

*** "[[NoJustNoReaction No-no-no-no-no, just c-cut that shit out]]"

--->'''Malinda:''' ''[sips from a glass of wine]'' Google Translate loves wine.

** ''O mio babbino caro''

** ''Nessun Dorma''

** ''Libiano ne' lieti calici''

** the constant AccidentalMisnaming of Delilah, including "Barry Delida", "Dolly", "Daril", and "Yummy Yummy".

** Not to mention the unintentional ProductPlacement put in by UsefulNotes/McDonalds, due to Anna's third verse line "We only have each other" getting translated as "I'm lovin' it."
** Over the course of the song, Anna's goals increase in complexity. In the first verse the title drop is "Would you like to build a snow male?", in the second verse it's "Would you like to build a Yeti?" and in the last verse, it's "Would you like to build a Snowman Corporation?"

*** At one point, Moana-Malinda says "I am not Cecilia".

*** When two [[Main/BuffySpeak scoring thingies]] pop up that say "Maui-5, Moana-0", Moana says "Yeah, you win".

** "Built in level raspberries" (followed by Malinda holding up raspberries and words on the screen saying "Why is it spelled like that?"). Closely followed by "he played the role of yam" and Malinda holds up a yam.
** "I am guilty, you do not want. I am not guilty", followed by Malinda saying "You just said you were."
** At one point, one of the Malindas mentions a man named Williams, and another whispers "Who's Williams?"
** "The dog was mine". Said while Malinda's holding a dog and someone reaches out, but Malinda says "That's my dog!".
** "A list of attributes and green have been emphasised". This is said twice, with green writing on the screen appearing that says "I'm awesome! I'm awesome! I'm awesome!" the first time and "I'm still awesome! I'm still awesome! I'm still awesome!" the second.

** "Gold and demanded", followed by the dead one saying "Gimme that gold!"

** "Sometimes, I am separated", followed by one Malinda leaving another and the second one saying "No, come back."
** "Out of flowers", followed by Malinda holding up an empty vase and asking "Why are we out of flowers?"

** "Darkness", followed by it getting pitch dark and Malinda saying "Too dark".

** "Heart attack" ''(collapses, another Malinda asks "Is anyone gonna call 911?", but then'' ''[[HealingFactor she gets up]]'' ''and the Malinda says "Never mind".)''

** "And your order" (followed by Malinda saying "Can I have fries with that?" and someone saying "Yeah, sure")

** "Yes, I am very much alive" (someone offscreen ominously scoffs "yeah, for the moment.")

** "We cannot manage a throne" (Malinda says "I told you, that's ''his'' throne!")
** "She said that she would love my life" (someone offscreen asks "who is she?" and Malinda says "I don't know")

** (Hercules! Stop holding that note forever!) *Hercules flips off Zeus*

** The lyric "The dead began to put on beautiful clothes" is accompanied a visual of skeletons wearing wedding outfits.

** On the lines about the environment, she's holding a sign that says "Save the Earth".

** "Are you married to a watermelon?" Which prompts Malinda to demand Watermelon marriage legalization.

** "Get closer, and get ready to bring warm water until it misss the seasons too."

*** "This is what I have tried to do, with a happy, happy, scary scare!" (Malinda does a ridiculous "happy dance", then lunges at the camera a couple of times)

*** "Yes, I'm allergic" (holds up a jar of allergy meds)

** The fact that the song becomes a song about friendzone.

** "I want to take care of skin care. I want to fill a box of chickens, and add unnecessary hair to the jaws."

** The perfume product Malinda advertises is called "Gradually Watermeloned", for obvious reasons.

** "I am afraid am afraid of my hair!"

** The ending, where the translation of "La" to "Na" causes everyone but Jack to spontaneously burst into a performance of ''[[Music/TheBeatles Hey, Jude.]]''
--> '''Jack''': [[SkywardScream DAMN YOU,]] [[Music/PaulMcCartney PAUL MCCARTNEY]]!!!

--> '''Malinda''': *Sighs* [[FlatWhat I don't know...]]

** "I'm not prepared and I have no clothes"

--> '''Malinda''': "...It's my little insect friend."

--> '''Malinda:''' "The wine has arrived! Thank you, Lord!"

*** Cue two sequences of Malinda as Elsa fighting off random images, including a Frozen troll, Creator/IdinaMenzel, Creator/KristenBell, Donald Trump, a little devil, Kristoff, [[Series/TheMandalorian Baby Yoda]], someone yelling, Hitler, and a green alien.

** "Nude and see the light" ("I see the light") / "[[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters Thousands and millions of]] Franchise/{{Transformers}}, perhaps more"

** "Discrimination law' ''(Long pause)'' 'is probably the queen."

** "Discrimination law ''(Long pause)'' is probably the queen."

** "[[Franchise/Pokemon A company known for it's trade. This is a company.]] They are not sold inexchange for wax."

** (threateningly)"Look, emu! If you bought a thousand shares of Arizona in 1997, now it's only $1:10!"