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*** "...In the case of consumer prices" (combined with the above it kind of sounds like a complaint about the consumer being "screwed" into paying expensive fees)

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*** "...***"...In the case of consumer prices" (combined with the above it kind of sounds like a complaint about the consumer being "screwed" into paying expensive fees)



--> '''Scar:''' No, you moron! Cereal! ''(mimes eating with a spoon)''

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--> '''Scar:''' No, you moron! Cereal! ''(mimes eating with a spoon)''

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***"...In the case of consumer prices" (combined with the above it kind of sounds like a complaint about the consumer being "screwed" into paying expensive fees)



--> '''Scar:''' No, you moron! Cereal!

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--> '''Scar:''' No, you moron! Cereal!Cereal! ''(mimes eating with a spoon)''
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** "We've ducked our mammal, but now we're disturbed" (one commenter theorized that this line is about the discovery of the platypus)

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** "We've ducked our mammal, but now we're disturbed" (one commenter comment theorized that this line is about the discovery of the platypus)[[PuzzlingPlatypus platypus]])

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** "Dude, do not worry... I will have to attack again"

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** "Dude, "Speak to yourself, I have spoken / yes, that's me" leads to some BreakingTheFourthWall, as Dua Lipa!Malinda directs the first part to one of her backing vocalists, then they both sing the second part as they realize they're both played by the same person.
** "[[MoodWhiplash Dude,
do not worry... I will have to attack again"again"]]
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** "Consider two ways to pray in bed."

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** "Consider two ways to [[DoubleEntendre pray in bed.bed]]."
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*** [[Film/Apollo13 Apollo]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers 13]]

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*** [[Film/Apollo13 Apollo]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers 13]]Film/Apollo13
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** The video ends up with aforementioned Emma asking Bruno to call her. Even more funnier when considered that shortly before that, it was stated that Bruno doesn't call.

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** The video ends up with aforementioned Emma asking Bruno to call her. Even more funnier when considered that shortly before that, it was stated that Bruno doesn't call.call.
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj2uh32CA3k 10 Years of Google Translate Sings (or whatever it's called)]]"
** "It has been 10 years since I posted a video on this channel. I shouldn't talk about gray hairs because I'm a bad girl."
** "The first MV of the song 'Come' according to Google Search, this movie changed my life forever." ("Why are you horny all of a sudden?")
** "I loved music and movies and games since childhood, but I'm finding someone else!"
** "Now I have time to do everything I want to do at the same time. Like my girlfriend." ("Uhh.....")
** "The skill and knowledge took a long time to launch another Malinda website. I sow here the first and last knowledge of music."
** "But most importantly, Google Translate sings. It was an interesting village of charming white people who helped me grow up."
** "That kind of confidence in footballers is not normal and I won't put up with it for a second!"
** "What if Tom [=McGowan=] had joined your channel in 2011? He's touring the country with his naked comedy trio, The Wolves of Glendale." ("Sorry, Tom!")
** "The sword ate my money. This intestinal state is therefore bad."
** "On the other hand, video is easier because Google Punch is better."
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** "This is a cookie! A lover can't wear any bra ''(Genie mimes flashing the camera)'', Then remove the acne ''(Aladdin feels his own face)''"

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** "This is a cookie! ''(Genie pulls a cookie out of HammerSpace)'', A lover can't wear any bra ''(Genie mimes flashing the camera)'', Then remove the acne ''(Aladdin feels his own face)''"
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*** "OMG!" (The original lyric ''does'' translate to "oh God", but the text-speak is SophisticatedAsHell in this context - Malinda says she wants to see an opera where someone actually sings "OMG")

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*** "OMG!" (The original lyric ''does'' translate to "oh God", but the text-speak is SophisticatedAsHell in this context - Malinda says she wants to see an actual opera where someone actually sings "OMG")

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*** "Ilk" means "type", so Linda (Malinda's character) can't think of the word "crackers".



** "If you have acne, you will die."

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** "If you have acne, you will die."" This is actually true - everyone dies, whether or not they have acne.

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* [[https://youtu.be/v3rXCLdg3C0 "IKEA INSTRUCTIONS MEETS GOOGLE TRANSLATE"]], assembly of an IKEA wardrobe by making translations of the instructions on IKEA pictograms.

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* [[https://youtu.be/v3rXCLdg3C0 "IKEA INSTRUCTIONS MEETS GOOGLE TRANSLATE"]], assembly of an IKEA wardrobe nightstand by making translations of the instructions on IKEA pictograms.


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** In the outro, Malinda says she probably touchedit twice. This is literally right after putting on a wizard hat, laying down, grabbing the nightstand, leaning on the nightstand, and then falling onto it.
*** Earlier in the video, she went inside the drawer. In fact, she touched the nightstand the whole video.
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** "And that man right in front of me" (the final line this line is used, one of the Malindas [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou runs at the screen as if trying to attack the audience).

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** "And that man right in front of me" (the final line this line is used, one of the Malindas [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou runs at the screen as if trying to attack the audience).audience]]).

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** "Speedy speed", which Malinda thinks should be slang for "treadmill"

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** "Speedy speed", which Malinda thinks should be slang for "treadmill""treadmill".


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** "You want to prepare to open the door and break your legs. 🎵 Now break your legs🎵"
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** "[[SanitySlippage So what am I saying...]] Never mind!"

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** "[[SanitySlippage So what am I saying...]] saying]]... [[IgnoredEpiphany Never mind!"mind]]!"
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** "[[SanitySlippage So what am I saying...]] Never mind!"
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** As Malinda sings the final "Love The Way You Lie" chorus, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Tom is in the background, fooling around with the baseball bat and mustard props from earlier in the video while trying to look serious - at one point he drops the bat, breaks character, then quickly picks it back up and continues scowling]].

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** As Malinda sings the final "Love The Way You Lie" chorus, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Tom is in the background, fooling around with the baseball bat and mustard props from earlier in the video while trying to look serious - at one point he drops the bat, breaks character, then quickly picks it goes back up and continues to scowling]].
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*** One commenter pointed out that the above line, along with "cat lover game", made the song sound like it was an anthem for the internet.

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*** One commenter pointed out that the above line, along with "cat lover game", game" (and possibly "however it's a [[TheInternetIsForPorn dirty network]]") made the song sound like it was an anthem for the internet.
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** "Wherever I go, I leave you with four" (Tom gestures at four bottles of mustard on a table)

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** *** "Wherever I go, I leave you with four" (Tom gestures at four bottles of mustard on a table)



** As Malinda sings the final "Love The Way You Lie" chorus, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Tom is in the background, fooling around with the plastic bat and mustard props from earlier in the video]].

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** As Malinda sings the final "Love The Way You Lie" chorus, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Tom is in the background, fooling around with the plastic baseball bat and mustard props from earlier in the video]].video while trying to look serious - at one point he drops the bat, breaks character, then quickly picks it back up and continues scowling]].

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** "So Robert tells him that his real heir is a ''gendarme'', but with the help of a sergeant, King Bellies and Crete, was deceived to kill Robert."

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** "So Robert tells him that his real heir is a ''gendarme'', [[GratuitousFrench gendarme]], but with the help of a sergeant, King Bellies and Crete, was deceived to kill Robert."


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** "King Stannis Goodbye attack ships, but with gratitude for Tyrion, Wild Fire burned released stored, and took the Teeny."
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** "[[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Maybe I have smoked something else]]?" "[[NeverMyFault I have never done anything wrong]]."

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** "[[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Maybe "Maybe I have smoked something else]]?" else?" "[[NeverMyFault I have never done anything wrong]]."
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** "Welcome to hell, [[FauxHorrific all greenery for dinner]]"
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** The fact that "Not a footprint to be seen" was translated as "No visible legs".

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** The fact that "Not a footprint to be seen" was translated as "No visible legs".legs" - it even fits the scene in the original movie, as Elsa is wearing a dress that completely covers her legs, then later transforms it into a shorter one!



*** Similarly: "What if you have a romantic night?" "You cannot"

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*** Similarly: "What if you have a romantic night?" "You cannot"cannot", and "At night, without touching / where is the love?".
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** "And that man right in front of me"

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** "And that man right in front of me"me" (the final line this line is used, one of the Malindas [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou runs at the screen as if trying to attack the audience).

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