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* When Tuca takes her niece on the Corpse Week equivalent of trick-or-treating, they come across an old man who tells them he doesn't have any candy. The two respond by screaming at him.
-->'''Old Man''': I hate this holiday! I hope I die before the next one!
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*Speckle’s suitcase gets switched with a rancher’s on the bus trip, forcing him to wear the other man’s cowboy style clothes. The rest of episode shows him adopting a cowboy like demeanor.
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* Tuca's niece asks for a scary story. Tuca tells the story of a bird with a human face [[FelonyMisdemeanor who kept forcing people to listen to his shitty mixtape]].
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* After reeling in his MadArtist tendencies, Speckle pulls out a catalog and asks Bertie to pick a doorknob for the house. [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor He regrets this slightly]] when she chooses a knob that’s only sold at one, ''very'' distant store.
-->'''Speckle:''' I’ll call you when I land! And when the boat docks. And after I reach the first outpost. Love you!
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* As a worker wheels Bruce's stove out, we get this gem:
-->'''Bruce''': Yo, Big Beefy, what're you gonna do with that stove? \\
'''Worker''': Eh, probably donate it, why? \\
'''Bruce''': I got my penne all over it, which is Italian for "noodles" and Spanish for "penis". Guess which language I speak, amigo...
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* Speckle buys a fitness tracker in the hopes of getting more exercise. Tuca later finds him in town, night after night, exercising in his sleep as his number of steps grows ludicrously high. And she never remembers to mention it.
-->'''Tuca (After Speckle joins a team and starts sleep-rowing)''': ''Tuca!'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Tell. Bertie. This. Shit.]]
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* Speckle trying desperately to find a doorbell that goes "ding-aling", but only finding ones that say "doog-aloo" and "dong-along".
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* The sex shop that Tuca and Bertie attend has a "Build-a-Dildo" section. Tuca makes a hilariously compilcated sex toy that makes Bertie's cervix hurt just looking at it.

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* The sex shop that Tuca and Bertie attend has a "Build-a-Dildo" section. "Build-a-Vibe" section for building sex toys. Tuca makes a hilariously compilcated sex toy complicated vibrator that makes Bertie's cervix hurt just looking at it.

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* The surfer girl flamingo who never shits turns out to be real, serving as the waiter at Bertie's restaurant. At the end of the episode, when the restaurant goes up in flames, she becomes terrified as she has her first shit, right on the floor (albeit censored with a tablecloth).

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* The surfer girl flamingo who never shits turns out to be real, serving as the waiter at Speckle and Bertie's restaurant.restaurant date. At the end of the episode, when the restaurant goes up in flames, she becomes terrified as she has her first shit, right on the floor (albeit censored with a tablecloth).


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* The sex shop that Tuca and Bertie attend has a "Build-a-Dildo" section. Tuca makes a hilariously compilcated sex toy that makes Bertie's cervix hurt just looking at it.
* After [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bertie throws her vibrator into the river believing it to be evil]], several other birds throw their own sex toys into the river for similar reasons.
* Bertie's vibrator ends up pleasuring a fish, resulting in odd fish/vibrator hybrid babies.
* Tuca gets anxious looking at her phone when texting Kara and only seeing Kara's "typing" ellipses, and her efforts to ignore it are complicated by [[ColdTurkeysAreEverywhere everything reminding her of the dots]].
-->'''Speckle''': I need to call my sister, ''Dottie''...
-->'''Bertie''': Ugh, I have aches. I think I'm getting my ''period, period, period''...
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* The surfer girl flamingo who never shits turns out to be real, serving as the waiter at Bertie's restaurant. At the end of the episode, when the restaurant goes up in flames, she becomes terrified as she has her first shit, right on the floor (albeit censored with a tablecloth).
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* Tuca attends a showing of the "[[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Vintage Sexy Campy Movie]]," and one of the actors calls her out as a "virgin" for never seeing the show before. Tuca grabs the mic and boasts that she's the only one in the room who actually ''has'' had sex. She then proceeds to give the audience hours of detailed sex education, instructing them on the right way to eat pussy and handing out homework by the end of it.
-->'''Tuca''': Next week, I want a 1,500 word essay on hand jobs and their use in erotic power structures. And don't be trying to plagiarize! I wrote ''alllllll'' those entries on Dickipedia. I'll be able to tell.
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* One of the swan mother's duckies has a CoolAfro for some reason.

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* One of the swan mother's duckies has a CoolAfro FunnyAfro for some reason.
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* One of the swan mother's duckies has a CoolAfro for some reason.
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* A delay in stop signs is revealed to be because Dapper T. Dog was hired to make them and he chose to write overly verbose warnings on the signs instead of just "stop".
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* Tuca riding Bertie's DistaffCounterpart piggyback, then letting him ride her in bed:

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* Tuca riding Bertie's DistaffCounterpart [[DistaffCounterpart Spear Counterpart]] piggyback, then letting him ride her in bed:
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* Tuca riding Bertie's DistaffCounterpart piggyback so he can ride her in bed:

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* Tuca riding Bertie's DistaffCounterpart piggyback so he can piggyback, then letting him ride her in bed:
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* Tuca riding Bertie's DistaffCounterpart piggyback so he can ride her in bed:
-->'''Tuca:''' Bertie, can I borrow him for a night of meaningless sex to help relieve the stress of my important new job?\\
'''Bertie:''' Hmm. Well, he's a facet of myself and a projection of my own insecurity.\\
'''Tuca:''' Why'd you project him to be so hot? That's on you.\\
''(Tuca blows a whistle and climbs onto Kyle's back)''\\
'''Tuca:''' Come on. Giddy-up.\\
''(Kyle carries Tuca out of the apartment)''\\
'''Bertie:''' Tuca! Don't have sex with my inner bird.\\
'''Tuca:''' ''(offscreen)'' Too late. Already did.
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* After Bertie and Speckle observe that the house is perfect for them, Tuca sees not one, but two other sets of birds who look just like the three of them. Two of them are even called "Borkle and Squeaky".

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* Tuca transcribing Dapper Dog's letter to the editor of the Birdtown Gazette and translating his SesquipedalianLoquaciousness about pot holes and title of "fervent citizen velocipede" (cyclist) into "Dear Newspaper, potholes suuuuuuuuck. Go jerk off in a lake. Sincerely, Dapper T. Dog, city velociraptor." Bonus points of the doodle animation of Tuca dancing as she's reading it back.

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* Tuca transcribing Dapper Dog's letter to the editor of the Birdtown Gazette Gazette:
-->'''Dapper''': Dear editor of the ''Bird Town Gazette'': foreseeing increased mobility issues, the black tar potholes on Beak Street have become untenable! As the owner of a vintage touring bicycle, I am endangered
and translating his SesquipedalianLoquaciousness about pot holes and title frankly disturbed by the flippancy of "fervent our municipal pavers! As famed urbanist Elebert Whitscythe once said, 'roads are but the lymphatic system of the city.' So I urge you to repair Bird Town's concrete crevices post haste! Signed, Dapper T. Dog, fervent citizen velocipede" (cyclist) into "Dear velocipede.
-->'''Tuca's letter''': Dear
Newspaper, potholes suuuuuuuuck. Go jerk off in a lake. Sincerely, Dapper T. Dog, city velociraptor." velociraptor.
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Bonus points for two other sight gags: one of Tuca eating corn on the cob halfway through instead of typing, and the other of the doodle animation of Tuca dancing as she's reading it back.
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* Speckle's drunken list of Tuca's odd jobs: "mobile notary, fortune walker, doggie tour guide, and [[{{spoonerism}} noble motory]]." Each is accompanied by a stick figure of Tuca, the last being a picture of her in a gown while on a moped.
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* ''[[SirSwearsALot SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT]] [[OhCrap SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT]] [[WrittenRoar SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!]]''

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* ''[[SirSwearsALot ''[[WrittenRoar SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT]] [[OhCrap SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT]] [[WrittenRoar SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!]]''
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* As part of her idea to date several people at once, Tuca has several of her prospective dates paint a nude of her. The first one is an actual photo of a toucan.
-->'''Painter''': It's a pleasure to observe you. (''dabs paint on Tuca's beak'')
-->'''Tuca''': This is technically proficient, but where's the soul? The passion? Sorry, you're eliminated! (''smashes the painting over her head'')
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* This moment in which Bertie talks about her anniversary with Speckle:
--> '''Bertie''': Look, I know it's silly, but I can't stop worrying I'm going to have a panic attack and ruin our anniversary.
--> '''Therapist''': So what normally happens when you panic?
--> '''Bertie''': Well, Speckle and Tuca help me, which is terrible. I'm such a burden on them. Like, if I bomb this dinner, Speckle will for sure dump me and get a super chill girlfriend, and she'll be Tuca's new best friend.
-->(''cut to an ImagineSpot with a surfer girl flamingo'')
--> '''Flamingo''': I know how to surf, and I ''never'' shit.
* This StopCopyingMe moment:
-->'''Therapist''': To manually reset your socially neurotic brain, repeat whatever it is your conversation partner is saying.
-->'''Bertie''': Repeat whatever it is your partner is saying.
-->'''Therapist''': Okay, stop repeating me.
-->'''Bertie''': Stop repeating me.
-->'''Therapist''': ...you are a very handsome therapist?
-->'''Bertie''': [[FlatWhat What?]]
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* The two rhino DJs ending their conversation by pouring a huge line of cocaïne on their mixing table, snorting it together and [[ManlyGay following with a steamy kiss]].

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* The two rhino DJs [=DJs=] ending their conversation by pouring a huge line of cocaïne on their mixing table, snorting it together and [[ManlyGay following with a steamy kiss]].
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* The two rhino DJs ending their conversation by pouring a huge line of cocaïne on their mixing table, snorting it together and [[ManlyGay following with a steamy kiss]].
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--> "I've done the market research (KAPOW!) and if we double down (BA-BA-BOOM!) on media ad sales...

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--> ---> "I've done the market research (KAPOW!) and if we double down (BA-BA-BOOM!) on media ad sales...
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** Tuca lists Bertie's breakfast options as cereal, eggs, or [[Literature/TheOutsiders chocolate cake]]. She then [[FunWithBlenders shoved all of the above into a blender]] and forces down the resultant cylinder of food while Speckle watches mystified.

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** Tuca lists Bertie's breakfast options as cereal, eggs, fish or [[Literature/TheOutsiders chocolate cake]]. She then [[FunWithBlenders shoved shoves all of the above into a blender]] and forces down the resultant cylinder of food while Speckle watches mystified.
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** Tuca lists Bertie's breakfast options as cereal, eggs, or [[Literature/TheOutsiders chocolate cake]]. She then [[FunWithBlenders shoved all of the above into a blender]] and forces down the resultant cylinder of food while Speckle watches mystified.
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* ''[[SirSwearsALot SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT]] [[OhCrap SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!]]''

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* ''[[SirSwearsALot SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT]] [[OhCrap SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT]] [[WrittenRoar SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!]]''

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