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* Cha-Cha tries to get information out of Klaus by garroting him... only for Klaus to spoil the whole thing by [[EroticAsphyxiaton getting an erection and very nearly reaching climax]].
* How do they eventually get him to talk? By stealing his drug stash and destroying them, except for the hash-laced chocolates which they eat. In the very next scene, Hazel and Cha-Cha destroy the prosthetics lab while very, very stoned.
* During the search for Five at the public library, Luther angrily asks Diego if he ever stops talking, only for Diego to get distracted and trail off. Cue Luther remarking "''that'' was easy."
** And the thing that distracted Diego? The sight of Five slumped in a corner, unconscious and completely shitfaced, surrounded by scrawled equations and holding Delores in his arms.
** Luther carrying a drunken Five home later that evening. Pissed!Five is only marginally more arrogant than Sober!Five.
** Also, this gem:
-->''(slurring)'' I don't need your protection, Diego! You have any idea how many people I've killed? [[BadassBoast I'm the Four frickin' Horsemen]]... and the apocalypse is coming! ''(pukes over the side of Luther's arm)''
* Klaus attempts to get under Hazel and Cha-Cha's collective skin by interviewing the ghosts of their past victims - only to find himself confronted by an entire roomful of dead people explaining the horrific ways they were murdered, to the point that it stops being horrifying and starts being comical.
* After managing to sneak out of the motel with the briefcase, Klaus starts giggling like an idiot over his lucky escape while on the bus home and gets the attention of a [[BigBeautifulWoman rather large female passenger]]. He then remembers he's naked from the waist down except for a towel, and winks at her. Cue big smile from the passenger.
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* Cha-Cha tries to get information out of Klaus by garroting him... only for Klaus to spoil the whole thing by [[EroticAsphyxiaton getting an erection and very nearly reaching climax]].
* How do they eventually get him to talk? By stealing his drug stash and destroying them, except for the hash-laced chocolates which they eat. In the very next scene, Hazel and Cha-Cha destroy the prosthetics lab while very, very stoned.
* During the search for Five at the public library, Luther angrily asks Diego if he ever stops talking, only for Diego to get distracted and trail off. Cue Luther remarking "''that'' was easy."
** And the thing that distracted Diego? The sight of Five slumped in a corner, unconscious and completely shitfaced, surrounded by scrawled equations and holding Delores in his arms.
** Luther carrying a drunken Five home later that evening. Pissed!Five is only marginally more arrogant than Sober!Five.
** Also, this gem:
-->''(slurring)'' I don't need your protection, Diego! You have any idea how many people I've killed? [[BadassBoast I'm the Four frickin' Horsemen]]... and the apocalypse is coming! ''(pukes over the side of Luther's arm)''
* Klaus attempts to get under Hazel and Cha-Cha's collective skin by interviewing the ghosts of their past victims - only to find himself confronted by an entire roomful of dead people explaining the horrific ways they were murdered, to the point that it stops being horrifying and starts being comical.
* After managing to sneak out of the motel with the briefcase, Klaus starts giggling like an idiot over his lucky escape while on the bus home and gets the attention of a [[BigBeautifulWoman rather large female passenger]]. He then remembers he's naked from the waist down except for a towel, and winks at her. Cue big smile from the passenger.
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* The opening montage of reactions to Vanya's book, while a little sad at times, does have a few gems.
** Luther reads it while doing push ups.
** Diego has the book's dust jacket taped to his punching bag.
** Klaus, in an unusually subdued mood, reads it in rehab... while Ben's ghost reads it over his shoulder, reacting with open dismay and being shushed by Klaus.
** Five reads it ''following the apocalypse.''
* At breakfast, Grace still arranges the eggs and bacon into little smiley faces for Luther and Allison.
* Klaus dumpster diving in search of the important documents he threw out in the first episode, while being constantly asked by Ben if they can see a movie... or the ocean. And then Five enters via the fire escape.
->I'd ask what you're up to, Klaus, but then it occurred to me: I don't care.
* From the same scene, Klaus drops back into the dumpster in mid-conversation with Five and reappears holding half a doughnut, which he then starts eating. Even ''he'' can't quite pretend it's delicious.
** Klaus claiming that he just wants to hang out with his brother - then glances over at Ben and adds "not you."
** After hammily claiming that he loves Five "even if you can't love yourself," Klaus spits out the doughnut after him.
** Five concludes this scene by getting into a van and casually driving away despite being biologically too young to drive; this in itself isn't funny, though. What ''is'' is the bewildered reaction of the homeless man in the alley entrance.
* Luther's attempt to demand answers from Five is slightly undercut by the fact that his enormous frame can't fit in the van's passenger seat, resulting in several awkward seconds of squeezing in.
* Klaus attempting to romance [[CompanionCube Delores]] in the back of Five's van.
* During Hazel and Cha-Cha's attack on the Academy, Klaus is taking a bath with his walkman on and can't hear the carnage going on outside the bathroom; as such, he spends the entire fight goofing around in a bath towel and obliviously dancing around the corridor, all while narrowly missing an encounter with the two assassins.
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* The opening montage of reactions to Vanya's book, while a little sad at times, does have a few gems.
** Luther reads it while doing push ups.
** Diego has the book's dust jacket taped to his punching bag.
** Klaus, in an unusually subdued mood, reads it in rehab... while Ben's ghost reads it over his shoulder, reacting with open dismay and being shushed by Klaus.
** Five reads it ''following the apocalypse.''
* At breakfast, Grace still arranges the eggs and bacon into little smiley faces for Luther and Allison.
* Klaus dumpster diving in search of the important documents he threw out in the first episode, while being constantly asked by Ben if they can see a movie... or the ocean. And then Five enters via the fire escape.
->I'd ask what you're up to, Klaus, but then it occurred to me: I don't care.
* From the same scene, Klaus drops back into the dumpster in mid-conversation with Five and reappears holding half a doughnut, which he then starts eating. Even ''he'' can't quite pretend it's delicious.
** Klaus claiming that he just wants to hang out with his brother - then glances over at Ben and adds "not you."
** After hammily claiming that he loves Five "even if you can't love yourself," Klaus spits out the doughnut after him.
** Five concludes this scene by getting into a van and casually driving away despite being biologically too young to drive; this in itself isn't funny, though. What ''is'' is the bewildered reaction of the homeless man in the alley entrance.
* Luther's attempt to demand answers from Five is slightly undercut by the fact that his enormous frame can't fit in the van's passenger seat, resulting in several awkward seconds of squeezing in.
* Klaus attempting to romance [[CompanionCube Delores]] in the back of Five's van.
* During Hazel and Cha-Cha's attack on the Academy, Klaus is taking a bath with his walkman on and can't hear the carnage going on outside the bathroom; as such, he spends the entire fight goofing around in a bath towel and obliviously dancing around the corridor, all while narrowly missing an encounter with the two assassins.
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* During the rather bizarre meal presided over by Reginald, a young Klaus can be seen discreetly rolling a joint under the table.
* Hazel casually trying out the vibrating bed while speaking with Cha-Cha.
* Agnes concludes her testimony of the shootout by remarking that she'd already explained everything to "the other detective." Cue a very suspicious look from Eudora. Then cut to Diego leaving the building via the side door, only to get ambushed by a pissed-off Eudora and tazered unconscious before he can finish making excuses.
* Hazel casually trying out the vibrating bed while speaking with Cha-Cha.
* Agnes concludes her testimony of the shootout by remarking that she'd already explained everything to "the other detective." Cue a very suspicious look from Eudora. Then cut to Diego leaving the building via the side door, only to get ambushed by a pissed-off Eudora and tazered unconscious before he can finish making excuses.
* Klaus toppling out of Number Five's closet dressed in his "nicest outfit."
* Having decided to get information by having Klaus masquerade as Five's dad, the two are about to set off when Klaus starts asking questions about his cover story, and then starts spinning a yarn about where he first met his "mother," how much of a slut she was, and how amazing the sex was.
->'''Five:''' What a disturbing glimpse into that thing you call a brain.
->'''Klaus:''' Don't make me put you in time out.
* Having decided to get information by having Klaus masquerade as Five's dad, the two are about to set off when Klaus starts asking questions about his cover story, and then starts spinning a yarn about where he first met his "mother," how much of a slut she was, and how amazing the sex was.
->'''Five:''' What a disturbing glimpse into that thing you call a brain.
->'''Klaus:''' Don't make me put you in time out.
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* The Dance Montage:
** Luther dancing very stiffly and clumsily, eventually getting carried away and punching the air - breaking one of his toy airplanes in the process.
** The ever moody and brooding Diego, after first closing the doors and ensuring no one can see him, busting out some surprisingly elaborate dance moves.
** Klaus predictably being afist up total space case and dancing around the kitchen with Sir Reginald's funeral urn.
** Allison breaks out ''a boa'' and starts dancing as though she actually has an audience.
** Vanya just stands in the entrance hall and dances on the spot in an extremely casual way. Words cannot express just how much effort she is putting into theair simple act of being "casual."
** Also, when the scene zooms out to the overview of the whole house: if you look carefully you can see Pogo sitting alone in his room, reading a book andhitting a toy airplane above him, breaking it and causing it nodding his head to fall. the music.
** Luther dancing very stiffly and clumsily, eventually getting carried away and punching the air - breaking one of his toy airplanes in the process.
** The ever moody and brooding Diego, after first closing the doors and ensuring no one can see him, busting out some surprisingly elaborate dance moves.
** Klaus predictably being a
** Allison breaks out ''a boa'' and starts dancing as though she actually has an audience.
** Vanya just stands in the entrance hall and dances on the spot in an extremely casual way. Words cannot express just how much effort she is putting into the
** Also, when the scene zooms out to the overview of the whole house: if you look carefully you can see Pogo sitting alone in his room, reading a book and
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* The Oatmeal montage. All of it.
** First, Young!Vanya refuses to eat her oatmeal and remains behind at the breakfast table after the rest of her siblings have left. Her nanny tries to sweet-talk her into eating up by singing ''L'empereur, sa femme et le petit prince'' - only for a boiling kettle to set off Vanya's powers; the nanny is sent flying across the room to her death. And then Reginald appears in the doorway, looking more annoyed than shocked at the fact that Vanya ''has just murdered her babysitter.''
** The next two nannies also end up falling foul of Vanya's dislike for oatmeal, the first being flung down the stairs, the second being catapulted out the window. And on every single occasion, Reginald appears behind her with a bark of "Number Seven!" clearly not giving a shit about the dead nanny. And best of all, this montage is set to ''[[SoundtrackDissonance L'empereur, sa femme et le petit prince!]]''
** Then, Grace is introduced. Once again, Vanya loses her temper and flings her across the room, twisting the new nanny's neck a full 180. However, being an android, Grace merely gets up and casually walks back to the breakfast table with her head on back-to-front, [[HorrifyingTheHorror scaring the bejesus out of Vanya in the process]]. This time, when the spoon is presented, Vanya starts eating and not only finishes her oatmeal, but licks the bowl clean when she's finished.
** Also, Reginald and Pogo smiling and nodding at each other in response to this success - as if to say "we finally got it to work, and it only took three dead nannies!"
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* The Oatmeal montage. All of it.
** First, Young!Vanya refuses to eat her oatmeal and remains behind at the breakfast table after the rest of her siblings have left. Her nanny tries to sweet-talk her into eating up by singing ''L'empereur, sa femme et le petit prince'' - only for a boiling kettle to set off Vanya's powers; the nanny is sent flying across the room to her death. And then Reginald appears in the doorway, looking more annoyed than shocked at the fact that Vanya ''has just murdered her babysitter.''
** The next two nannies also end up falling foul of Vanya's dislike for oatmeal, the first being flung down the stairs, the second being catapulted out the window. And on every single occasion, Reginald appears behind her with a bark of "Number Seven!" clearly not giving a shit about the dead nanny. And best of all, this montage is set to ''[[SoundtrackDissonance L'empereur, sa femme et le petit prince!]]''
** Then, Grace is introduced. Once again, Vanya loses her temper and flings her across the room, twisting the new nanny's neck a full 180. However, being an android, Grace merely gets up and casually walks back to the breakfast table with her head on back-to-front, [[HorrifyingTheHorror scaring the bejesus out of Vanya in the process]]. This time, when the spoon is presented, Vanya starts eating and not only finishes her oatmeal, but licks the bowl clean when she's finished.
** Also, Reginald and Pogo smiling and nodding at each other in response to this success - as if to say "we finally got it to work, and it only took three dead nannies!"
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* After Five tells Vanya the reason why he's back was because the end of the world was coming, she is struck speechless.
--> '''Vanya:''' (''Beat'') I'll put on a pot of coffee.
--> '''Vanya:''' (''Beat'') I'll put on a pot of coffee.
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* [[MustHaveCaffeine Number Five really likes coffee]], and at the moment is super cranky.
--> '''Five:''' (''irritated'') Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee around here?
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* [[MustHaveCaffeine Number Five really likes coffee]], and at the moment is super cranky.
very cranky when he can't find any in their large house.
-->'''Five:''' (''irritated'') Who do I have '''Allison:''' Dad hated caffeine.\\
'''Klaus:''' Well, he hated children too, but he had plenty of us~.
* After Five disappears Klaus says they should stop him, but then admits that he just wants tokill see what'll happen.
* Diego tells Klaus he's leaving to which he responds, "Fabulous, I'll get my things!"
* When Five orders his coffee black, the waitress says, "Cute kid" to which Five responds with a creepy smile. The waitress runs off to geta decent cup of coffee around here?their orders.
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'''Klaus:''' Well, he hated children too, but he had plenty of us~.
* After Five disappears Klaus says they should stop him, but then admits that he just wants to
* Diego tells Klaus he's leaving to which he responds, "Fabulous, I'll get my things!"
* When Five orders his coffee black, the waitress says, "Cute kid" to which Five responds with a creepy smile. The waitress runs off to get
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* Luther punching a fist up into the air and hitting a toy airplane above him, breaking it and causing it to fall.
* The lights in the house go off and all the metallic objects start flying towards the walls dangerously. However, Klaus quickly grabs the urn before it flies off and asks questioningly (and probably extremely high), "Daddy??"
* Everyone gathers to see the rip in their dimension, and Klaus comes running in with a fire extinguisher. He hoses the portal before tossing it in.
--> '''Allison:''' ''What is that gonna do''?!\\
'''Klaus:''' I don't know! You have a better idea!?
* The lights in the house go off and all the metallic objects start flying towards the walls dangerously. However, Klaus quickly grabs the urn before it flies off and asks questioningly (and probably extremely high), "Daddy??"
* Everyone gathers to see the rip in their dimension, and Klaus comes running in with a fire extinguisher. He hoses the portal before tossing it in.
--> '''Allison:''' ''What is that gonna do''?!\\
'''Klaus:''' I don't know! You have a better idea!?
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'''Klaus:''' You'd be lucky to get me.me.
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* Klaus knocking over his father's urn and spilling his ashes while trying to reach for a drink. After a few seconds though, he seems more amused than scared.
* As Luther walks down the halls with cute drawings of children, it ends up being pictures to illustrate how to disarm and attack foes.
* As Luther walks down the halls with cute drawings of children, it ends up being pictures to illustrate how to disarm and attack foes.
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--> '''Number Five:''' That's a one badass stapler.stapler.
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* Klaus knocking over his father's urn and spilling his ashes while trying to reach for a drink.
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* Diego tells everyone that Luther is suspicious because he thinks one of them killed their father. Everyone else files out of the room, with Klaus quipping this.
--> '''Klaus:''' Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just going to go murder mom, I'll be right back.
--> '''Klaus:''' Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just going to go murder mom, I'll be right back.
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* Luther asks Klaus if he could talk to their dead father, and Klaus starts complaining.
-->'''Klaus:''' I just, can't call dad in the afterlife and be like, "Dad, could you stop playing tennis with Hitler for a moment, and take a quick call?"
** Allison then asks if Klaus was high and he admits that he was and asks how everyone else wasn't.
-->'''Klaus:''' I just, can't call dad in the afterlife and be like, "Dad, could you stop playing tennis with Hitler for a moment, and take a quick call?"
** Allison then asks if Klaus was high and he admits that he was and asks how everyone else wasn't.
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'''Klaus:''' Oh, yeah, this. I found it in your room, it's a little dated, I know, but... It's very breathy on the, ''bits''.\\
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* This little part from the opening.
-->'''Narrator:''' On the 12th hour of the first day of October, 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventure, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.
-->'''Reginald:''' ''(To one of the mothers)'' Extraordinary. How much do you want for it?\\
''(Screen cuts to black with the words'' "HE GOT SEVEN OF THEM" ''appearing)''.
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'''Klaus:''' Oh, yeah, this. It's very breathy on the, ''bits''.\\
'''Number Five:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Nice to see nothing's changed]].
* Number Five telling his family about the apocalypse that's coming. When they ask when, he answers that it will be in eight days.
--> '''Vanya:''' ...Oh, shit.
* Klaus is seen driving and waving cheerfully from an ice-cream truck.
* Number Five dragging Klaus out of bed whilst he's knitting.
--> '''Number Five:''' Get up, we're going.\\
'''Klaus:''' Where?\\
'''Number Five:''' To save the world.\\
'''Klaus:''' (''defeatedly'') Oh, is that it?
!!Season One
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* This little part from the opening.
-->'''Narrator:''' On the 12th hour of the first day of October, 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventure, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.
-->'''Reginald:''' ''(To one of the mothers)'' Extraordinary. How much do you want for it?\\
''(Screen cuts to black with the words'' "HE GOT SEVEN OF THEM" ''appearing)''.
'''Number Five:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Nice to see nothing's changed]].
* Number Five telling his family about the apocalypse that's coming. When they ask when, he answers that it will be in eight days.
--> '''Vanya:''' ...Oh, shit.
* Klaus is seen driving and waving cheerfully from an ice-cream truck.
* Number Five dragging Klaus out of bed whilst he's knitting.
--> '''Number Five:''' Get up, we're going.\\
'''Klaus:''' Where?\\
'''Number Five:''' To save the world.\\
'''Klaus:''' (''defeatedly'') Oh, is that it?
!!Season One
[[AC: We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals]]
* This little part from the opening.
-->'''Narrator:''' On the 12th hour of the first day of October, 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventure, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.
-->'''Reginald:''' ''(To one of the mothers)'' Extraordinary. How much do you want for it?\\
''(Screen cuts to black with the words'' "HE GOT SEVEN OF THEM" ''appearing)''.
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'''Klaus:''' Oh, yeah, this. I found it in your room, it's a little dated, I know, but... It's very breathy on the, ''bits''.\\
'''Number Five:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Nice to see nothing's changed]].
* Number Five telling his family about the apocalypse that's coming. When they ask when, he answers that it will be in eight days.
--> '''Vanya:''' ...Oh, shit.
* Klaus is seen driving and waving cheerfully from an ice-cream truck.
* Number Five dragging Klaus out of bed whilst he's knitting.
--> '''Number Five:''' Get up, we're going.\\
'''Klaus:''' Where?\\
'''Number Five:''' To save the world.\\
'''Klaus:''' (''defeatedly'') Oh, is that it?
!!Season One
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* This little part from the opening.
-->'''Narrator:''' On the 12th hour of the first day of October, 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventure, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.
-->'''Reginald:''' ''(To one of the mothers)'' Extraordinary. How much do you want for it?\\
''(Screen cuts to black with the words'' "HE GOT SEVEN OF THEM" ''appearing)''.\\
'''Number Five:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Nice to see nothing's changed]].
* Number Five telling his family about the apocalypse that's coming. When they ask when, he answers that it will be in eight days.
--> '''Vanya:''' ...Oh, shit.
* Klaus is seen driving and waving cheerfully from an ice-cream truck.
* Number Five dragging Klaus out of bed whilst he's knitting.
--> '''Number Five:''' Get up, we're going.\\
'''Klaus:''' Where?\\
'''Number Five:''' To save the world.\\
'''Klaus:''' (''defeatedly'') Oh, is that it?
!!Season One
[[AC: We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals]]
* This little part from the opening.
-->'''Narrator:''' On the 12th hour of the first day of October, 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventure, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.
-->'''Reginald:''' ''(To one of the mothers)'' Extraordinary. How much do you want for it?\\
''(Screen cuts to black with the words'' "HE GOT SEVEN OF THEM" ''appearing)''.
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* Luther dumping Reginald's ashes on the ground, and after a pause everyone looks up at him. He stares at the ground and admits [[FailedAttemptAtDrama it would have been better with some wind]].
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'''Ben:''' Low blow.
* Klaus and Number Five trying to interrogate a man for information, but he isn't budging. So Klaus asks why he laid his hand on his son. Confused, the man asks what he means and Klaus slaps number five across the face before leaning over the table and asking for the information. Number five looks at him while holding his cheek as if thinking, "What the hell, man?"
* Klaus and Number Five trying to interrogate a man for information, but he isn't budging. So Klaus asks why he laid his hand on his son. Confused, the man asks what he means and Klaus slaps number five across the face before leaning over the table and asking for the information. Number five looks at him while holding his cheek as if thinking, "What the hell, man?"
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'''Ben:''' (''looking up from his book'') Low blow.
* Klaus and Number Five trying to interrogate a man for information, but he isn't budging. So Klaus asks why he laid his hand on his son. Confused, the man asks what he means and Klaus slapsnumber five Number Five across the face before leaning over the table and asking for the information. Number five Five looks at him Klaus while holding his cheek as if thinking, "What the hell, man?"
* Klaus and Number Five trying to interrogate a man for information, but he isn't budging. So Klaus asks why he laid his hand on his son. Confused, the man asks what he means and Klaus slaps
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--> '''Klaus:''' (''irritated'') Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee around here?
* Klaus telling his siblings something and Ben's ghost is sitting on a couch reading a book and calling Klaus out on his lie. Klaus replies by telling Ben to "drop dead".
--> '''Klaus:''' (''looking up from his book'') Harsh.
* Klaus and number five trying to interrogate a man for information, but he isn't budging. So Klaus asks why he laid his hand on his son. Confused, the man asks what he means and Klaus slaps number five across the face before leaning over the table and asking for the information. Number five looks at him while holding his cheek as if thinking, "What the hell, man?"
--> '''Klaus:''' (''irritated'') Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee around here?
* Klaus telling his siblings something and Ben's ghost is sitting on a couch reading a book and calling Klaus out on his lie. Klaus replies by telling Ben to "drop dead".
--> '''Klaus:''' (''looking up from his book'') Harsh.
* Klaus and number five trying to interrogate a man for information, but he isn't budging. So Klaus asks why he laid his hand on his son. Confused, the man asks what he means and Klaus slaps number five across the face before leaning over the table and asking for the information. Number five looks at him while holding his cheek as if thinking, "What the hell, man?"
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* Number five Five really likes coffee.
-->'''Klaus:''' '''Five:''' (''irritated'') Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee around here?
here?
[[AC:Run Boy Run]]
* Klaustelling his siblings something and lies to Pogo about knowing what happened to the box he stole from Reginald's office. Ben's ghost is ghost, sitting on a the couch reading a book and calling Klaus out reading, calls him on his lie. Klaus replies by telling Ben to "drop dead".
it.
--> '''Ben:''' Liar.\\
'''Klaus:'''(''looking up from his book'') Harsh.
Drop dead.\\
'''Ben:''' Low blow.
* Klaus andnumber five Number Five trying to interrogate a man for information, but he isn't budging. So Klaus asks why he laid his hand on his son. Confused, the man asks what he means and Klaus slaps number five across the face before leaning over the table and asking for the information. Number five looks at him while holding his cheek as if thinking, "What the hell, man?"man?"
** Klaus then picks up the snowglobe on the guy's desk and ''smashes it into his face''.
** The employee calls Klaus crazy and then, later, a sick bastard. Klaus's response is to thank him, entirely serious.
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* Diego and Klaus are mistaken for Five's fathers. ''All'' of them are offended by the implication.
-->'''Diego:''' If I was going to date a man, you'd be the last man I would date.\\
'''Klaus:''' You'd be lucky to get me.
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[[AC:Run Boy Run]]
* Klaus
--> '''Ben:''' Liar.\\
'''Klaus:'''
'''Ben:''' Low blow.
* Klaus and
** Klaus then picks up the snowglobe on the guy's desk and ''smashes it into his face''.
** The employee calls Klaus crazy and then, later, a sick bastard. Klaus's response is to thank him, entirely serious.
[[AC:The White Violin]]
* Diego and Klaus are mistaken for Five's fathers. ''All'' of them are offended by the implication.
-->'''Diego:''' If I was going to date a man, you'd be the last man I would date.\\
'''Klaus:''' You'd be lucky to get me.
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!!Season One
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* The time jump to 17 years later with the students as grown adults and Luther pouring their father's ashes onto the ground.
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-->'''Reginald:''' ''(To one of the mothers)'' Extraordinary. How much do you want for it?
-->''(Screen cuts to black with the words'' "HE GOT SEVEN OF THEM" ''appearing)''.
-->''(Screen cuts to black with the words'' "HE GOT SEVEN OF THEM" ''appearing)''.
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-->'''Reginald:''' ''(To one of the mothers)'' Extraordinary. How much do you want for it?
-->''(Screenit?\\
''(Screen cuts to black with the words'' "HE GOT SEVEN OF THEM"''appearing)''.''appearing)''.
* Number Five confusing one of the robbers and replaces his gun with a stapler. So when the robber tries to shoot Number Five, nothing really happens.
--> '''Number Five:''' That's a badass stapler.
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''(Screen cuts to black with the words'' "HE GOT SEVEN OF THEM"
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--> '''Number Five:''' That's a badass stapler.
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* The ever moody and brooding Diego, after first ensuring no one can see him, busting out dance moves like the robot during the big dance scene in Episode 1.
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* The ever moody and brooding Diego, after first ensuring no one can see him, busting out dance moves like the robot during the big dance scene in Episode 1.1.
* Klaus knocking over his father's urn and spilling his ashes while trying to reach for a drink.
* Number five really likes coffee.
--> '''Klaus:''' (''irritated'') Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee around here?
* Klaus telling his siblings something and Ben's ghost is sitting on a couch reading a book and calling Klaus out on his lie. Klaus replies by telling Ben to "drop dead".
--> '''Klaus:''' (''looking up from his book'') Harsh.
* Klaus and number five trying to interrogate a man for information, but he isn't budging. So Klaus asks why he laid his hand on his son. Confused, the man asks what he means and Klaus slaps number five across the face before leaning over the table and asking for the information. Number five looks at him while holding his cheek as if thinking, "What the hell, man?"
* Klaus knocking over his father's urn and spilling his ashes while trying to reach for a drink.
* Number five really likes coffee.
--> '''Klaus:''' (''irritated'') Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee around here?
* Klaus telling his siblings something and Ben's ghost is sitting on a couch reading a book and calling Klaus out on his lie. Klaus replies by telling Ben to "drop dead".
--> '''Klaus:''' (''looking up from his book'') Harsh.
* Klaus and number five trying to interrogate a man for information, but he isn't budging. So Klaus asks why he laid his hand on his son. Confused, the man asks what he means and Klaus slaps number five across the face before leaning over the table and asking for the information. Number five looks at him while holding his cheek as if thinking, "What the hell, man?"
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* As Diego and Luther are fighting everyone is telling them to stop, except Klaus who just yells "Hit him!".
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* As Diego and Luther are fighting everyone is telling them to stop, except Klaus who just yells "Hit him!".him!".
* The ever moody and brooding Diego, after first ensuring no one can see him, busting out dance moves like the robot during the big dance scene in Episode 1.
* The ever moody and brooding Diego, after first ensuring no one can see him, busting out dance moves like the robot during the big dance scene in Episode 1.
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* The time jump to 17 years later with the students as grown adults and Luther pouring their fathers ashes onto the ground.
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* The time jump to 17 years later with the students as grown adults and Luther pouring their fathers father's ashes onto the ground.
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* The time jump to 17 years later with the students as grown adults and Space Boy Luther pouring their fathers ashes onto the ground.
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'''The Boy:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Nice to see nothing's changed]].
* The Boy telling his family about the apocalypse that's coming. When they ask when, he answers that it will be in eight days.
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* The Boy dragging Klaus out of bed whilst he's knitting.
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--> '''The Boy:''' Get up, we're going.\\
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* The Boy Number Five dragging Klaus out of bed whilst he's knitting.
-->'''The Boy:''' '''Number Five:''' Get up, we're going.\\
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'''The Boy:''' To save the world.\\
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-->'''Narrator:''' On the 12th hour of the first day of October, 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. Sir Reginald Hardgreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventure, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.
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-->'''Narrator:''' On the 12th hour of the first day of October, 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. Sir Reginald Hardgreeves, Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventure, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.
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[[AC: We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Fun]]
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[[AC: We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Fun]]Funerals]]
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* The time jump to 17 years later with the students as grown adults and Space Boy pouring their teachers ashes onto the ground.
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* The time jump to 17 years later with the students as grown adults and Space Boy pouring their teachers fathers ashes onto the ground.
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--> '''Anya:''' ...Oh, shit.
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--> '''Anya:''' ...'''Vanya:''' ...Oh, shit.
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-->''(Screen cuts to black with the words'' "HE GOT SEVEN OF THEM" ''appearing)''.
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-->''(Screen cuts to black with the words'' "HE GOT SEVEN OF THEM" ''appearing)''.''appearing)''.
* As Diego and Luther are fighting everyone is telling them to stop, except Klaus who just yells "Hit him!".
* As Diego and Luther are fighting everyone is telling them to stop, except Klaus who just yells "Hit him!".
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* This little part from the opening
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* This little part from the openingopening.
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'''Klaus:''' (''defeatedly'') Oh, is that it?
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'''Klaus:''' (''defeatedly'') Oh, is that it?it?
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* This little part from the opening
-->'''Narrator:''' On the 12th hour of the first day of October, 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. Sir Reginald Hardgreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventure, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.
-->'''Reginald:''' ''(To one of the mothers)'' Extraordinary. How much do you want for it?
-->HE GOT SEVEN OF THEM.
[[AC: We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Fun]]
* This little part from the opening
-->'''Narrator:''' On the 12th hour of the first day of October, 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. Sir Reginald Hardgreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventure, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.
-->'''Reginald:''' ''(To one of the mothers)'' Extraordinary. How much do you want for it?
-->HE GOT SEVEN OF THEM.
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* Allison realizes that Klaus is wearing her skirt and asks him about it.
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* The time jump to 17 years later with the students as grown adults and Space Boy pours pouring their teachers ashes onto the ground.
* Allisonrealizes realizing that Klaus is wearing her skirt and asks him about it.skirt.
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'''Klaus:''' Oh, yes. It's really breathy around the bits.
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'''Klaus:''' Oh, yes. yeah, this. It's really very breathy around the bits.on the, ''bits''.\\
'''The Boy:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Nice to see nothing's changed]].
'''The Boy:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Nice to see nothing's changed]].
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--> '''Anya:''' ...Oh, shit.
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* Klaus is seen driving and waving cheerfully from an ice-cream truck.
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--> '''The Boy:''' Come on, time to go.\\
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--> '''The Boy:''' Come on, time to go.Get up, we're going.\\
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[[AC: Trailer]]
* The time jump to 17 years later with the students as grown adults and Space Boy pours their teachers ashes onto the ground.
* Allison realizes that Klaus is wearing her skirt and asks him about it.
--> '''Allison:''' Is that my ''skirt''?\\
'''Klaus:''' Oh, yes. It's really breathy around the bits.
* The Boy telling his family about the apocalypse that's coming. When they ask when, he answers that it will be in eight days.
* The Boy dragging Klaus out of bed whilst he's knitting.
--> '''The Boy:''' Come on, time to go.\\
'''Klaus:''' Where?\\
'''The Boy:''' To save the world.\\
'''Klaus:''' (''defeatedly'') Oh, is that it?
* The time jump to 17 years later with the students as grown adults and Space Boy pours their teachers ashes onto the ground.
* Allison realizes that Klaus is wearing her skirt and asks him about it.
--> '''Allison:''' Is that my ''skirt''?\\
'''Klaus:''' Oh, yes. It's really breathy around the bits.
* The Boy telling his family about the apocalypse that's coming. When they ask when, he answers that it will be in eight days.
* The Boy dragging Klaus out of bed whilst he's knitting.
--> '''The Boy:''' Come on, time to go.\\
'''Klaus:''' Where?\\
'''The Boy:''' To save the world.\\
'''Klaus:''' (''defeatedly'') Oh, is that it?
