History Funny / TheTerminator

->''(the T-800 turns its head to face the door, his vision showing a dialogue tree with the following possible responses: Yes/No; Or what?; Go away; Please come back later; Fuck you, asshole; and Fuck you; it then chooses "Fuck you, asshole")''

** And shortly afterwards, the T-800 leaves its motel in its iconic get-up and an assault rifle in one hand, with a random onlooker reacting "Goddamn!"

-> '''T-800:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you, asshole]].\\

-> '''T-800:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you, asshole]].\

-> '''T-800:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you, asshole]].

* And shortly afterwards, the T-800 leaves its motel in its iconic get-up and an assault rifle in one hand, with a random onlooker reacting "Goddamn!"

** And shortly afterwards, the T-800 leaves its motel in its iconic get-up and an assault rifle in one hand, prompting this reaction from an on-looker:
--> '''On-looker''': God daaaaamn!

->''(the T-800 turns its head to face the door, his vision showing a dialogue tree with the following possible responses: Yes/No, Or what?, Go away, Please come back later, Fuck you asshole, and Fuck you; the T-800 then chooses "Fuck you asshole")''

* The scene of The T-800 ripping his eye out becomes funny when after he covers it with his shades, he adjusts his hair in the mirror before going out to try to kill Reese and Sarah.

->''(the T-800 tilts its head to face the door, his vision showing a dialogue tree with the following possible responses: Yes/No, Or what?, Go away, Please come back later, Fuck you asshole, and Fuck you; the T-800 then chooses "Fuck you asshole")''

--> '''Landlord''': Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what?
-->''(the T-800 tilts its head to face the door, his vision showing a dialogue tree with the following possible responses: Yes/No, Or what?, Go away, Please come back later, Fuck you asshole, and Fuck you; the T-800 then chooses "Fuck you asshole")''
--> '''T-800:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you, asshole]].

* The T-800's DialogueTree options to respond to the landlord complaining about the smell, to which he selects "Fuck You, Asshole".
* And shortly afterwards, the T-800 leaves his apartment in his iconic get-up and an assault rifle in one hand, prompting this reaction from an on-looker:

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* The T-800's DialogueTree options to respond to the landlord complaining about the smell, to which he selects "Fuck You, Asshole", or rather:
--> '''[[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent With Arnold's Thick Austrian Accent]]''': "Fark-Yoo Arss-Hyole."

* The T-800's DialogueTree options to respond to the landlord complaining about the smell:
--> '''The Terminator''': Fuck you, asshole.

--> "Terminators can't feel pain. I can. Please don't do that again."

* The amused punks teasing the T-800 in the beginning: "Nice night for a walk" "Wash day tomorrow, nothing clean, eh?", before it turns into MoodWhiplash.

* And shortly afterwards, the T-800 leaves his apartment in his [[HellBentForLeather iconic]] [[CoolShades get-up]] and an assault rifle in one hand, prompting this reaction from an on-looker:
--> '''On-looker''': [[OhCrap God daaaaamn!]]

* After [[spoiler: the T-800 has killed Reese and is crawling after a badly injured Sarah. She manages to crush it in a hydraulic press, but not before she says]] [[PreMortemOneLiner "You're terminated, fucker!"]]

* The gun store owner describing all his heavy weaponry as "[[BlatantLies ideal for home defense]]."
** Also the Terminator's odd CriticalResearchFailure [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIPCn-aYMoM asking for]] a "phased plasma rifle with a 40 watt range".
* The NightmareFuel scene of The T-800 ripping his eye out becomes funny when after he covers it with his shades, he adjusts his hair in the mirror before going out to try to kill Reese and Sarah.

* And shortly afterwards, the T-800 leaves his apartment in his [[HellbentForLeather iconic]] [[CoolShades get-up]] and an assault rifle in one hand, prompting this reaction from an on-looker:

* The gun store owner describing all his heavy weaponry as "ideal for home defense."

* Probably unintentional, but Ginger's EightiesHair in all its glory is hilarious.

* After being run over by a truck, the T-800 disposes of the driver when he worriedly goes to check on it and commandeers the vehicle. It then turns toward the passenger, its face and body completely decomposed and mangled by this point, and tells him to get out. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere The passenger wastes little to no time in complying]].