History Funny / TheSoulmateTimeline

* When the group splits off to do different things at the arcade, Madoka is confused when Mami heads to a specific skee-ball machine in her Magical Girl outfit and is using magic on the ball before rolling it. Mami proceeds to tell Madoka that Kyoko told her that the machine in question had been rigged against letting one get good scores, so she has decided to get some payback by using magic to rig it into her favor. Madoka is left unsure if she should be against what Mami is doing.

* While Yachiyo and company are talking to a group of Magical Girls who were being pressured into working for the Neo-Monzenbashi; Motoko, one of the Magical Girls in question, pulls out a magical [[TheSwearJar swear jar]] that adds 500 yen when a swear is said as a way to show her abilities. When 500 yen is suddenly added to it, everyone is wondering who swore (with Kanae actually checking her pockets before realizing that she hasn't even said anything) and where the money came from until Motoko tells them that it has a wide range and that she has no idea where the money actually comes from.
* During a discussion about what to do with the Neo-Monzenbashi members that they have captured, Yachiyo has an idea on how to get them out of Kamihama quickly.

* In a desperate attempt to actually defeat the Uwasa, Rika agrees to a FusionDance with her Witch Bella Dona, every other Magical Girl, besides Rika and her Soulmate Ren, is confused about what is going on as Rika/Bella Dona goes to town on the Uwasa.

* Sayaka is so surprised that they are having a study period, that she thinks that it is an April Fools Prank.

* Madoka tries to get Sayaka to talk about her ideas by asking what sort of date plans would she of done if she and Kyosuke had gotten together.
--> '''Sayaka''': Well...um....you know...listening to music...that he...I mean you....I mean us....I mean....you know...music....dancing....um.... ''[[[LuminescentBlush Starts Blushing]]]''...Um...er....puberty?\\

* After school, Sayaka tells Kyoko about what Homura read during the study period. When Kyoko asks why Homura she was reading different legends about Soulmates, Homura tells her that she had no idea about them until after was told about them by Madoka and Mami. Kyoko and Sayaka both think Homura is joking until Homura tells them that she is serious. Both Sayaka and Kyoko are left wondering how it is even possible for someone to have no idea about Soulmates.

* Homura finds Kyoko in a training session with Yuma. When Kyoko asks if Homura has something else she could be doing, Homura tells her that she just finished looking around both Mitakihara and the nearby city of Kazamino for other Magical Girls. Kyoko tells her that she could have told her that Kazamino had no Magical Girls in the city any more and the group Magical Girls that Kyoko knew were there aren't a threat to Mami.

'''Kyoko''': You don't need to protect Mami from those five, you'd have to protect them from Mami. ''[Starts thinking about how Mami would want to adapt them.]''

* Homura finds Kyoko in a training session with Yuma. When Kyoko asks Homura why Nagisa is with her, Homura says that she had to pick her up from school because of a gas leak. Kyoko thinks that Mami taught Nagisa that lesson until Homura states that it was an actual gas leak.

* Kyoko spots Homura shadowing Madoka and Sayaka at the arcade. When Kyoko asks if Homura intended to be stalking her, Homura just says that she is watching over Madoka and it was Sayaka that chose to head to the arcade.

* Right as Kyoko mentally asks for something to stop her from thinking about her family, Yuma asks her what her favorite cheese is.
--> '''Kyoko''': What?

--> '''Madoka''': ''[Clearly Embarrassed]'' ...Oh.

* Madoka decides to take Homura out on the town, along with Sayaka and Hitomi. When Homura says that she will cover the cost of the trip, Sayaka says that Hitomi can cover it unless Homura is SecretlyWealthy. Homura replys [[SarcasticConfession that she can use her stolen drug money]] to pay for it. Madoka is seconds away from having a heart attack before both Sayaka and Hitomi laugh it off.

* Because Sayaka was holding Madoka's hand, she wasn't frozen in time. This causes her to panic even more about what's going on and Homura starts swearing when Madoka tells her.

* Madoka gives a MotorMouth explanation about what is going on that Sayaka somehow is able to understand.
--> '''Madoka''': Um...well...how do I put this...[[MotorMouth magicisrealthisismadebymagicandbothHomuraandMamiareMagicalGirls]].\\

'''Madoka''': You understood that!?

* Later, Madoka is talking to Sayaka and Hitomi about the fact that Homura escaped from the hospital shortly after awakening to her Soulbound. Hitomi asks how one can escape from a hospital, only for Sayaka to give an explanation on how. When asked how she knows that, she admits she thought about it after seeing how miserable Kyosuke has been.

* "Overprotective" shows us a glimpse into Homura's first timeline and Madoka's behavior towards the NewTransferStudent that is Homura.

** Madoka's thoughts about what Kyubey says is that she should keep an eye on Homura to make sure she is safe, completely ignoring the part if her mind that is pointing out that Mami will likely not be happy with her doing that.

*** Putting a box of chocolates in Homura's locker.

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** When hearing Sayaka and Mami voice their dislike towards her idea with Hitomi, Homura is peeved at the seemingly double standards that it is not right for her to stalk anyone, but no one was complaining when Madoka was doing it to her during the very first timeline.

* Homulilly tells Mami that she is what Homura is afraid of. When Mami wonders what Homura could even be worried about, Homulilly just stares at Mami.

* Mami tells Homulilly that she is what Homura keeps hidden from others.

* As Sayaka is watching how happy Homura is about Madoka brushing her hair, she asks Mami if Homura is going to start purring like a cat.
--> '''Mami''': Oh, give us time Sayaka, give us time.
* Sayaka asks Kyoko how long she spends working on her hair. When Kyoko tells her that she doesn't ''everyone'' stares at her in disbelief.
--> '''Madoka''': ...Don’t be modest. Even tough girls want to look pretty.\\

* Kyoko makes the mistake of admitting that she doesn't even shampoo her hair to the group. As Kyoko realizes what is about to happen, she tries to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere make a break]] for the bathroom door only to be stopped by running into [[FunbagAirbag something squishy]].
--> '''Mami''': Kyoko, don’t run. We need to show you how to care for such splendid hair. Now let's begin.

---> '''Sayaka''': ''[While Blushing]'' Huh, guess I'm one of the hot ones. Neat.
* When Kyoko sees just how damaged the church is after her "meeting" with Kyubey sees that she will need a lot of cement to fix the damage. When Mami senses Kyoko's concern, Kyoko asks Mami if Homura happens to have a cement mixer that she could borrow.

'''Houmra''': ''[Thinking]'' Fuck.
** After Homura ends up having a MotorMouth panic attack about where the song came from, she thinks that the best thing to do when she sees everyone else's reaction is chop off her arm and make a run for it. Madoka stops her before she can even try.

** Right after Homura's rant,[[ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend Mami asks for the names of those in the orphanage who threw Homura to the floor so she can deal with them]], which Homura deflects. After the others have gotten Homura to calm down and are about to go to bed, Mami has another question for Homura.

'''Homura''': I set something up\\

--> '''Homulilly''': They can die… They can die! Yes, yes, yes! One died! Are more of them dead? Please tell me it’s not just one of them!\\

--> '''Mami''': Kyoko, don’t run. We need to show you how to care for such splendid hair. Now let's begin.\\
* Sayaka is left to babysit Tatsuya while Madoka's father is doing some errands. When Kyoko asks Tatsuya if he knows her name, he starts calling her "horsie". Kyoko's only thought on that is that at least it is a better nickname than Apricot.
* Madoka, Homura, and Sayaka notice how much the class is gossiping about Hitomi's disappearance. As the three of them are trying to figure out a way to get them to get the focus away from Hitomi, Sayaka chimes in and tells Sayaka to kiss Homura. When the class notices that Sayaka is now a Soulmate to Madoka, a classmate yells at Madoka to stop stealing all of the hot girls, causing Ms. Saotome to nearly tell Nakazawa off until before correcting herself.
--> '''Sayaka''': ''[While Blushing]'' Huh, guess I'm one of the hot ones. Neat.
* When Kyoko sees just how damaged the church is after her "meeting" with Kyubey and asks Homura if she happens to have a cement mixer that Kyoko could borrow.

* Sayaka is worried that the fact that she still thinks Kysouke’s cute might cause the other members of the Soulbound to think the same thing. Homura's reaction to being told this is utter confusion while Kyoko tells Sayaka point blank that she has no interest in boys.

* Mami's cousin Alessia decides to tease her about her hairstyle.
--> '''Alessia''': Mami, why can’t you just wear your hair naturally? It would look better that way.\\

'''Alessia''': Cats aren't people, Mami.

* When Hitomi telepathically messages the group, Homura somehow ends up giving the equivalent of a nod while greeting Hitomi to Kyoko's confusion.

** Some time later, Sayaka comes out of the bathroom having finished taking her shower, only to come face to face with Kyoko. Sayaka immediately asks if Kyoko had spent the whole time Sayaka was in the shower standing there. Kyoko is quick to tell her no and that she is only here because she didn't want to go back to sleep.