History Funny / TheSecretLifeOfPets2

* There are some moments where Liam acts like a dog. At one point, he is about to mark a tree with Duke and Max, but Katie stops him.

* When Duke asks a cow to moo, she mocks him by imitating a dog: "Oh, I'm a dog. I'm wagging my tail like an ''idiot''!" ''(wags her tail, sticks out her tongue, and pants like a dog)'' "Oh, are you going to throw a ball? Oh, please throw a ball, and I will chase it because my brain is the size of a rat turd!" "Oh, look, I’m peeing on a tree. I now own this tree." ''(Max and Duke leave)'' "I guess I’ll just stare at the door until you come back!" Given this gag was written by [[WebComic/TheOatmeal Matthew Inman]], it's to be expected.

--> '''Turkey''': (gobbles as if it were saying "moment's over")

* When Duke asks a cow to moo, she mocks him by imitating a dog: "Oh, I'm a dog. I'm wagging my tail like an ''idiot''!" ''(wags her tail, sticks out her tongue, and pants like a dog)'' "Oh, are you going to throw a ball? Oh, please throw a ball, and I will chase it because my brain is the size of rat turd!" "Oh, look, I’m peeing on a tree. I now own this tree." ''(Max and Duke leave)'' "I guess I’ll just stare at the door until you come back!" Given this gag was written by [[WebComic/TheOatmeal Matthew Inman]], it's to be expected.

--> '''Turkey''' (gobbles as if it were saying "moment's over")

* When Max, Duke and their owners leave the farm, Rooster starts to get emotional, proving that he's [[NotSoStoic not as stoic as you'd think]].

* When Max, Duke and their owners leave the farm, Rooster starts to get emotional, proving that he's

* Rooster and Max have to save a lamb stranded on a limb over a cliff... who acts as if it wasn't a big deal.

* When Duke asks a cow to moo, she mocks him by imitating a dog: "Oh, I'm a dog. I'm wagging my tail like an ''idiot''!" ''(wags her tail, sticks out her tongue, and pants like a dog)'' "Oh, are you going to throw a ball? Oh, please throw a ball, and I will chase it because my brain is the size of rat turd!" "Oh, look, I’m peeing on a tree. I now own this tree." ''(Max and Duke leave)'' "I guess I’ll just stare at the door until you come back!"

* Max tries to explain the reasoning why he's wearing the cone to Rooster, who is rather less than impressed. He bites the cone, shakes it and Max, then pulls it off and declares:

* Max tries to explain the reasoning why he's wearing the cone to Rooster, who is rather less than impressed. He bites the cone, shakes it and Max, then pulls it off and declares him "cured."

** The cat who claims that he's fine, but his master is crazy: "I mean, you know, I-I bring her a dead bird, SHE THROWS IT OUT! Heh, heh. I bring her a dead mouse, RIGHT IN THE GARAGE! ''(jumps at his owner)'' IS NOTHING I DO GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, MOTHER?!?!" ''(The cat hisses and swipes at his owner)''

* When Duke asks a cow to moo, she mocks him by imitating a dog: "Oh, I'm a dog. I'm wagging my tail like an ''idiot''!" ''(wags her tail, sticks out her tongue, and pants like a dog)'' "Oh, are you going to throw a ball? Oh, please throw a ball, and I will chase it because my brain is the size of rat turd." "Oh, look, I’m peeing on a tree. I now own this tree." ''(Max and Duke leave)'' "I guess I’ll just stare at the door until you come back!"

* It's rather BlackComedy, but towards the beginning of the film, Max is sent to a vet behavioral therapist due his nervous scratching tic from being overprotective of Katie's young son, Liam. The various animals there start explaining to him why they're there, which is capped with a pair of cats who state in unison "we start fires" following by blinking in unison to show creepy slits in their eyes.

* Gidget first asks Chloe to help her take care of Busy Bee, but she's too busy playing with a doorstop.

* The cow mocking Duke when he asks her to moo.

* It's rather BlackComedy, but towards the beginning of the film, Max is sent to a vet behavioral therapist due his nervous scratching tic from being protective of Katie's young son, Liam. The various animals there start explaining to him why they're there, which is capped with a pair of cats who state in unison "we start fires" following by blinking in unison to show creepy slits in their eyes.

** The cat who thinks his master is crazy for throwing away the dead animals he brings her. "Is nothing good enough for you, mother?"
** "My master says I'm a good dog, and inside, I feel like a good dog. But what if deep down, I'm actually a ''bad'' dog?"

** The hamster running on his wheel: "I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I stop... and I've gone ''nowhere''. NOWHERE!"

* Max tries to explain the reasoning why he's wearing the cone to Rooster, who is rather less than impressed. He bites the cone, shakes it and Max, then pulls it off and declares him "cured."